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Age Old Question
06:55:57 Aug 24th 08 - Mr. Sorra:

Hear is a question as old as time itself.

 

Whos better? Batman or Superman.

1=Batman

2=Superman


06:56:12 Aug 24th 08 - Mr. Sorra:

1


07:00:02 Aug 24th 08 - Sir Chucky:

Batman - 1
Superman - 1

superman actually has powers


07:27:55 Aug 24th 08 - General Zondervan:

1

 

if superman was so super was does he wear tights, for wind resistance? well he is SUPERman so it wouldn't matter.


07:30:26 Aug 24th 08 - Mr. Justin:

haha Batman wears tights to


07:53:09 Aug 24th 08 - Mr. Facepalm:

1

Batman with or without prep time.


08:16:45 Aug 24th 08 - Mr. Facepalm:

Of course in just plain awesomness well lets look at it this way shall we?

Superman Colors: Red,Blue

Batman Colors: Black

Superman Villain: Lex Luther

Batman Villain: JOKER *beep*

Superman Fights: Punch a lot, and laser beams

Batman Fights: Bad ass pyschological warfare, smarts, tech, strategy etc.

Yeah Batman wins no matter what.

 


08:21:38 Aug 24th 08 - Sir Chucky:

exactly! batman needs weapons to fight otherwise he is useless

superman uses pure strength and hes cool laser eyes thingy
also he can get to a scene faster then batman because batman needs hes damn car meanwhile superman would just run a lot faster then the batmobile or just fly


08:27:59 Aug 24th 08 - Mr. Facepalm:

But Superman's has a weapon to, sun! Unlike batman he didn't create it, it gives him all his strength. Without an outside force Superman would be completely useless not at all like Batman. Batman creates his weapons . Batman had to work for strength and create weapons.


08:30:02 Aug 24th 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III:

*Batman runs outside.

"Crap, where'd I park the car!"

*Turns to Robin (LAME sidekick...)

"Where'd we park!?"

"I don't know!"

*Turns back.

"Dangit!"

*Superman flies by waving to the two.

***

Alright

Batman has a lame sidekick...LAME

I wonder where the idea of a guy dressed as a bat fighting crime came from...seriously, what's up with half these guys!?

The Hulk - A huge green guy on steroids

Spiderman - Seriously, a spider? :-(

Iron-Man - Bad@$$, period...

The Punisher - see Iron-Man's entry.

The Joker - I guess a lot of guys are afraid of clowns to begin with. But if they have knives, machine guns, and a messed up mind...

The Penguin - o_O (I AM THE TRUE PENGUIN OVERLORD!!!)

The Riddler - See the Penguin's entry.

Catwoman - ...meow?


08:33:30 Aug 24th 08 - Sir Chucky:

lol nice


11:46:48 Aug 24th 08 - Mr. Selocgotatanandcold:

Seriously batman wins, he fights people like poison ivy, and catwoman depending on his mood. Where's the sexy superman villians?


11:48:50 Aug 24th 08 - Sir Chucky:

they all just skipped to smallville


17:42:42 Sep 1st 08 - Mr. Stalker:

Are you serious? WTF!!!

BATMAN!!!!!

He has everything that = cool. He is:

Tall, dark, hansome, and RICH! RICH! RICH!!!!!! and super powerful both in a street fight, political faud, and in the board room. <<< every girls dream guy.

Hes quit, and doesnt much. But when he does its always good.

Did I mention he is smart? Going up again some of the greatest minds in history ever to have been run thru a blender.

He has an awesome:

Outfit << black is always in style, plus he keeps up with the times.

Car << I quote "I have got to get me one of those." I was thinking it, the guy next me at the theater was thinking it. You were even thinking it.

Gadgets/toys << Too many to mention but all insanely awesome.

 

SUPERMAN >>> Well he:

Can fly << but seems most aliens can.

Super strength/speed << but again so did most the ETs in the JL

Uncool << grew up in a small town. Only child, with 2 loving parent. Wheres the drama? Never played sports. Hes a freeking reported. A MILD MANNERER reporter!!!!! Wheres the koolness there? The only way he can get the girl is by catching her as she falls off a building. And his FS (hideout) seems to just be an alien apartment from the movies. Looked like ever person on crypton lived in a place like that.

I will give it to superman though. At least he doesnt hang out with young teenage boys all night.


06:37:19 Sep 3rd 08 - Mr. Antharic:

Heres an even better question:

Ninjas? or Pirates?

3 Ninjas

4 Pirates


07:04:09 Sep 3rd 08 - Mr. Opportunity:

BATMAN IS THE BEST!!!


07:04:33 Sep 3rd 08 - Sir Charley Deallus:

I say the chicken(6) came before the egg(7)!


07:24:23 Sep 3rd 08 - Mr. Basch:

This thread is lame...


07:28:31 Sep 3rd 08 - Sir Charley Deallus:

Which is why I added a question that no one can answer without havin a religious argument...


07:35:28 Sep 3rd 08 - Ms. Living Dead Girl:



 I like Batman over Superman but.......


In a Fight the result would be ..

            Batman's corpse would be found orbiting the out most "planet" of the next solar system. via advanced futuristic satellite .


12:03:09 Sep 3rd 08 - Duke Argyle:

I would say Batman is the better hero, because he doesn't have the same morale that Superman who has this mustbegood thingy. Batman can be bad to do good in the long run.

I don't know if anyone follows the evolution of theese heroes, but batman have actually developed most, superman had all that he had when he begun crimefighting, Batman trained, learned and advanced in his crimefighting.

And my co-worker thinks Batman is better.


12:05:16 Sep 3rd 08 - Duke Argyle:

1


12:11:52 Sep 3rd 08 - Sir Wilberforce:

1.

3.

6.


18:36:31 Sep 3rd 08 - Sir Charley Deallus:

Batman(seems more realistic than Superman), Pirates(or Lew will kill me), and Chicken ^_^


19:36:54 Sep 3rd 08 - Mr. Killer:

The egg came a few hundred thousand years before the chicken. Dinosaurs laid eggs, smaller amphibians laid eggs before them, and some creatures in the sea probably laid eggs. Now, as to the chicken or the chicken's egg, it depends on your way of thinking. Either it would have been the first chicken to lay an egg which would have been the chicken's egg, or the egg from which the first chicken hatched. I'd still go with the egg.


19:40:09 Sep 3rd 08 - Mr. Bananaman:

Bananaman!!!!


20:32:54 Sep 3rd 08 - Sir Charley Deallus:

Depends on if you look at the answer through evolution or religion...religion = chicken, evolution = egg XD


20:46:34 Sep 3rd 08 - Mr. Killer:

Thought you didn't want it to be a religious argument... Evolution should be a principle or law by this stage, I reckon, but anyway, why does it matter if there's religion or not. Ok, look through it.
God made the world. He created light(at least I think he supposedly did, the sun, stars and moon(which doesn't actually create light)), and the sea. He created forests, and other animals and whatnot, however, some of these animals came before the others, right? And many of these before the chicken I'd imagine. And some of these laid eggs. So it doesn't matter if you're religious or not, unless you believe that there were never dinosaurs, or that fossils were not actually real animals, but made by anti-religious groups to prove that there was no God.


20:47:51 Sep 3rd 08 - Mr. Mpesh:

pirates!


20:56:50 Sep 3rd 08 - Mr. Basch:

In the physical world, there is no god. But spiritualy, then maybe. Thats my opinion


20:58:34 Sep 3rd 08 - Sir Charley Deallus:

@Killer - If you believe LITERALLY that he made the world in 7 days(We made our own definition of a "day."  God is not effected by time so "creation" could have taken billions of years XD but we probably will never find out until we die which makes it even more fun...


21:01:21 Sep 3rd 08 - Guildmaster Drenthinio:

1. Superman has powers, but Batman should be smart enough to know he shud just get a little kryptonite ;P

 


21:57:02 Sep 3rd 08 - Mr. Killer:

I don't believe in him/her, and so then I don't believe s/he(sorry, forgot last post, though if there is a god it's(no offence by referring to him/her/it like this meant) probably got no gender) made the world in seven days. However, I don't want to argue about that, but other animals came before chickens that laid eggs, even according to religious people(well, probably, I don't know what they think). Days are a measure of time, whatever length they may be, and of our perception of them, s/he may have created time backwards, but that's not the point(there were animals after chickens that laid eggs too). Though s/he could have created fossils just for the hell of it, but even then humans were around before chickens, (I think, I'm not sure, and the indian bird from which it came even less so) and this is taking into account that humans are 'special', which I would whole-heartedly disagree with no matter what your argument may be.(Humans are naturally proud and boa*beep*l and some other word I can't think of, even it is proved by god being of their likeness, and being a man(men would have had more power)) Of course, you might think that humans are only 'special' as they are at this present moment in time. Sorry, I'm rambling a bit, I'll just stop now...


22:01:59 Sep 3rd 08 - Sir Charley Deallus:

Whoa O_o that was almost as complicated as some of your RPs


08:39:12 Sep 4th 08 - Sir Peter Jackson:

im over this argument and will no longer pay any attention to its participants


12:08:35 Sep 4th 08 - Sir Wilberforce:


03:30:44 Sep 5th 08 - Sir Peter Jackson:

lol satanists


04:27:16 Sep 5th 08 - Mr. Sorra:

it's not really THAT funny


05:35:32 Sep 5th 08 - Sir Peter Jackson:

but it still is funny right?


05:36:52 Sep 5th 08 - Mr. Ghost:

lol its still funny sorra. Haha Pj we are going to go to hell for that =P


05:37:09 Sep 5th 08 - Mr. Antharic:

Funny enough to make me giggle :P (but then look at myself as a bad person D:)


05:49:13 Sep 5th 08 - Sir Peter Jackson:

lol im going to hell for lots of things

  1. "I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me
  2. "You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My commandments.
  3. "You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.
  4. "Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.
  5. "Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you.
  6. "You shall not murder.
  7. "You shall not commit adultery.
  8. "You shall not steal.
  9. "You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
  10. "You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's."
1. never worshiped him
2. i already am a god
3. i say things like "for gods sakes" and "god damn it" constantly
4. i dont work at all and have never gone to church
5. i dont talk to my parents, at all :P
6. i've killed nearly all my pets so far, and once killed a guy in a hospital
7. LOL adultery... rather not speak of the amount ive broken this commandment
8. well i stole this name, and plenty other things
9. i dont know wtf that means
10. or this...


05:53:35 Sep 5th 08 - Mr. Ghost:

1. never worshiped him
2. i already am a god
3. i say things like "for gods sakes" and "god damn it" constantly
4. i dont work at all and have never gone to church
5. i dont talk to my parents, at all :P
6. i've killed nearly all my pets so far, and once killed a guy in a hospital
7. LOL adultery... rather not speak of the amount ive broken this commandment
8. well i stole this name, and plenty other things
9. i dont know wtf that means
10. or this...

Haha so true for me. i was destined for hell when i was born lol


06:03:21 Sep 5th 08 - Sir Peter Jackson:

lol nice =D


06:06:09 Sep 5th 08 - Mr. Ghost:

7. LOL adultery... rather not speak of the amount ive broken this commandment

Wait didnt we break this the other night in chat with they guy name Commandment? lol


06:08:43 Sep 5th 08 - Sir Peter Jackson:

yep =D he loved it


06:10:08 Sep 5th 08 - Mr. Ghost:

lol and he aint ever going back to chat. Ill find him some how. im getting mine =P


06:17:44 Sep 5th 08 - Sir Peter Jackson:

i havent seen him since, i wonder if he liked our sp@m pm's


06:22:04 Sep 5th 08 - Mr. Ghost:

DAMN i forgot to do that today *clicks send message button*


06:22:56 Sep 5th 08 - Sir Peter Jackson:

lol thatta boy


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