| Australia Is D Best in D World |
02:53:26 Jan 3rd 10 - Sir Jesus Left Toe:
As you may already realise, Australia is the best country in the world. In fact without Australia the world may not even exist.
Australia successfully repelled the Extraterrestrial invasion in 2006, 2000, 1994 and 1988. And have already created a defencive system to repel Extraterrestrials in their expected landing on December 26th 2012.
Australia returns hundreds of thousands of Asylum seekers to their own country every year, and provides suitable accommodation for those who can not be returned immediately.
Australia is the leader in military research and were responsible for the bombing of both Nagasaki and Hiroshima, (we supplied the Uranium) hence were responsible for ending the Second World War and saving America from certain destruction.
Australia also gave the world Super Heroes, such as The Incredible Hulk, and Wolverine. Where would America be if Wolverine had not stopped the Project to create Soldier X. Probably non existent, so Australia has saved America's ass a second time.
Australia Ended the cold war, this is a little know fact as neither the Americans or the Russians will admit that Australia won the space race. Australia has a settlement on the Moon and actually discovered water there in 1954, 15 years before America even landed, and 7 years before the Russians Launched Sputnik.
Australian spies were also responsible for the dissolution of the USSR, having assassinated many top officials and appointing their own, thus saving Western Europe from Communism.
There are many other reasons that Australia is the Best Country in the World, but i am too busy saving your asses to post them all right now.
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03:15:58 Jan 3rd 10 - Mr. Arthur Dent:
Australia is amazing. Those bastards own in everything. I'd give a 9.5/10 for total awesomeness but a 8/10 for me wanting to live there cause I'm a pussyfoot and Australia scares me, lol.
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04:04:23 Jan 3rd 10 - Mr. John Wayne:
Australia is the Greatest place to live. Surf - Sun - Beach Babes. Plus our country is run by the K-Rudd :p
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04:15:03 Jan 3rd 10 - Sir Cadmus The Noble:
Australia was originally a colony' for leppers. XD Yeah, that's ownage alright.
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04:16:14 Jan 3rd 10 - Mr. Die Kill Die:
Yeah!!! 'cetp the damn internet censoreship and no R18 rating for video games. :-\ But othere than that it's great!
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05:30:57 Jan 3rd 10 - Lady Boobson:
Wheres Australia? Isn't that like the uncharted Island near(ish) New Zealand and like way South of Japan?
The one where we dropped all our murderers, rapists and generally, convicts off?
It's a penal colony, cos nobody knows where it is.
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05:48:33 Jan 3rd 10 - Mr. John Wayne:
Prince William has arranged his trip to Australia next month. murderers, rapists and generally, convicts which one is here. :p
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06:05:05 Jan 3rd 10 - Duke Slade:
Woot Aussie is the best place on earth!!
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07:15:13 Jan 3rd 10 - Sir Jesus Left Toe:
"The one where we dropped all our murderers, rapists and generally, convicts off?"
All the real bad ones went to Tasmania. (We disowned that years ago, might as well join New Zealand, we didn't want their little islands either) The ones who settled on the mainland were people who stole bread or money so they could survive. Murderers were hung back in those days.
I am glad to see no one disputes my statement that Australia is the Best country in the World. :)
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19:36:12 Jan 3rd 10 - Dr. Kevorkianism:
Sir Jesus Left Toe this is the most I have ever seen you post or talk. You have a great sense of humor. Let it out to play more :P
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10:28:15 Jan 4th 10 - Sir Jesus Left Toe:
Thx Dr.
I am just a bit short on time to make big posts. (Perhaps if those Americans weren't recking things) And some people don't appreciate me pulling out a chain gun during the middle of their RP. :P
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10:42:20 Jan 4th 10 - Sir Erythnul The Late One:
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"The one where we dropped all our murderers, rapists and generally, convicts off?"
All the real bad ones went to Tasmania. (We disowned that years ago, might as well join New Zealand, we didn't want their little islands either) The ones who settled on the mainland were people who stole bread or money so they could survive. Murderers were hung back in those days.
I am glad to see no one disputes my statement that Australia is the Best country in the World. :)
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Sir JLT as i have lived in both New Zealand (reside here now and its where im from) and Australia (Lived there for 5 years) both are brilliant .
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10:51:35 Jan 4th 10 - Sir Jesus Left Toe:
Yes, but that is your opinion isn't it? I stated facts. :P
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
And i don't think i said that either NZ or Tazzy was bad, i merely said that we, Terra Australis, didn't want them. Which in my opinion is true.
Sir JLT
P.S (All opinions expressed in this piece are neither the Authors nor the publishers, they represent a randomly selected opinion, it is the readers choice whether to acknowledge these opinions at all.)
P.P.S, My Lawyer said i should cover my ass because all New Zealanders want to be Australians and might not like me pointing it out.
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05:49:28 Jan 6th 10 - Mr. Insomniac:
Its a farmers union ice coffee or its nothing :D
>Only a few will understand this xD
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07:15:29 Jan 6th 10 - Sir Ozymandias:
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08:28:28 Jan 8th 10 - Sir Jesus Left Toe:
"The sun is always shining, beaches like a diamond,
You can see for miles, tons of friendly smiles,
The fish are always biting, the drivings dynamiting,
Wild life's a Zoo, play a round or two, Come on!
The Footy is to die for, you'll get yourself an Eyeful,
So do yourself a favour, and Come to South Australia.
You'll love it here, Come to South Australia."
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