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17:42:08 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Animal Reborn:
Joke Number 1
I Think...
In a bathroom in New York somewhere, if you tell a lie you disapear. A Brunette walks into the bathroom. "I am the Hottest girl in New York!" POOF she disappeared. A red headed girl walks into the bathroom. "I am the smartest girl in New York!!" POOF she disappeared. A blonde walks in the bathroom. "I Think..." POOF she disappears.
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17:42:39 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Animal Reborn:
Joke Number 2
Mercadies Blondes
There were these 2 blondes standing outside in a parking lot next to there Mercadies vehicle.They were locked out so they were trying to get the door open with a close hanger. The 1st blonde said," You need to try harder. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
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17:43:18 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Animal Reborn:
Joke Number 3
Two Blondes
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.
When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:'
'Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?'' The bus driver shakes his head and says,'
'No, I'm sorry.'
' At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: '
'Will it take ME ?'
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17:43:51 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Animal Reborn:
Joke Number 4
My mother died
One day a blond came home from work and sat on her front steps, sobbing.
Her next door neighbor, whose name was Julie, went over to see what was
wrong. She said, "My mom died today waahhhhhh-hhhhaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!"
Julie invited her over for coffee untill she felt better. When she did
actually stop crying, she left and went to work the next morning. When
she came home she was sobbing... again. Julie went to see what was wrong...
again. And the blond said, "I called my sister (who was also blond)
today and she said that her mom died TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Wahhhhhhhh!!!
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17:44:19 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Animal Reborn:
Joke Number 5
A blind guy's mistake
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely
quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
"The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blond with a black belt in karate. What's more, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blond weight lifter." He continues, "The fella to your right is blond, 6'5" and pushing 300 pounds, and he's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
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17:45:02 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Animal Reborn:
Joke Number 6
Blonde watching the news
A blonde and brunette sit watching the 5 'o' clock news where a man is threatning to jump off a bridge.
the blonde says to the brunette i bet you ?100 that he doesn't jump the brunette replies ' ok i bet you ?100 that he does jump.
Sure enough the man jumped off of the bridge and killed himself.
the blonde gets out ?100 and gives it to the brunette.
The brunette says 'i can't take your money.'
'Why not replies the blonde?'
'Because i watched the 12 '0' clock news and he was on then so i knew that he was going to jump.'
The blonde replied 'i watched the 12 'o' clock news as well but i didn't think that he would jump again.'
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17:45:42 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Animal Reborn:
Joke Number 7
A blonde and a brunette
A blonde and a brunette were talking, and the blonde was
very stressed. The brunette asked her what was the matter.
The blonde proceeded to tell her that she really needed to
sell her car, but no one would buy because it has 100,000
miles on it.
The brunette said to her, "I know a way that will help you
sell it. I have a friend who can help you, but it?s illegal."
The blonde said, " I'll do anything." So the brunette gave the blonde the phone number o*beep*uy who could turn back the odometer on her car. A week later the blonde and the brunette crossed paths, and the brunette asked the blonde if she had sold her car yet.
The blonde said, "Why would I sell a car with only 50,000 miles on it?!
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17:46:13 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Animal Reborn:
Joke Number 8
There was three blondes..........
There was three blondes at the University of Texas. The Dean gave them the job of measuring the height of the new flagpole. So they put the flag pole in the base and are then on ladders trying to measure the flagpole. Finally an architect walks by and sees they are having trouble so he takes the pole out of the ground and lays it down and pulls out his tape measure and measures the pole. He writes the measurement on a piece of paper and walks away. The blondes look at each other and say "Just like those damn architects give us length when we wanted height.
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17:46:50 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Animal Reborn:
Time to Vote whats your favourite Blondy Joke of them all
Place your votes:
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17:50:38 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Animal Reborn:
Vote's Have Been Counted And Verified
And so far the scores are
Joke 1 = 0 points Joke 2 = 0 points
Joke 3 = 0 points Joke 4 = 0 points
Joke 5 = 0 points Joke 6 = 0 points
Joke 7 = 0 points Joke 8 = 0 points
Pease Keep Voting And Come Back To Find Out If Your Favourite Won The Most Votes
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18:45:07 Jun 27th 07 - Sir Spud:
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18:47:28 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Animal Reborn:
Vote's Have Been Counted And Verified
And so far the scores are
Joke 1 = 1 points Joke 2 = 0 points
Joke 3 = 0 points Joke 4 = 0 points
Joke 5 = 0 points Joke 6 = 0 points
Joke 7 = 0 points Joke 8 = 0 points
Pease Keep Voting And Come Back To Find Out If Your Favourite Won The Most Votes
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18:51:44 Jun 27th 07 - Sir Spud:
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18:59:21 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Animal Reborn:
Lol your the only one that has voted
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19:24:28 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Nieander:
I'll vote n.5 and hope the blind man didn't get hurt :D
And here's a few bits of conversation w/ a blonde.. (hey, I didn't know it!):
blonde: OH! here see if you get this or not
blonde: B1aTCH= A b1ch is a female dog. Dogs bark. Barks on a tree. Trees are beautiful. So thanks for the complement
naerey: ..
naerey: no, I don't get it
blonde: if you call me a b1ch your saying I'm pretty'
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naerey: can I ask you, since when are you on the net?
blonde: ?
blonde: ask me wat?
naerey: like...
naerey: when did you start chatting on internet?
blonde: about two years ago
naerey: and you never heard AFK before?
naerey: verrry strange
blonde: nope
blonde: i don't know very much. Blonde
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20:19:06 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Enyalius:
Joke Number 9
The Island
There where three girls on a deserted island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette tries to swim off the island first, she swims 1/4 of the way and drowns. Then the redhead tries, she swims 1/2 of the way and drowns. Then the blonde tries, she swims 1/2 of the way to mainland, gets tired, and swims back to the island.
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21:27:17 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Seloc:
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23:36:37 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Nieander:
Mr. Enyalius
WHAT?!?!
A brunette AND a redhead died?!??! D':
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21:07:59 Jun 28th 07 - Mr. Animal Reborn:
Vote's Have Been Counted And Verified
And so far the scores are
Joke 1 = 1 points Joke 2 = 0 points
Joke 3 = 0 points Joke 4 = 0 points
Joke 5 = 2 points Joke 6 = 0 points
Joke 7 = 0 points Joke 8 = 0 points
Joke 9 = 0 points
Pease Keep Voting And Come Back To Find Out If Your Favourite Won The Most Votes
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21:32:29 Jun 28th 07 - Mr. Durza The Destroyer:
The n5 one is by far the best!
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21:52:50 Jun 28th 07 - Mr. Markovnikovas:
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01:49:11 Jun 29th 07 - Mr. The Mighty Hammer:
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03:05:10 Jun 29th 07 - Mr. Daniel Brinsbane:
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05:34:12 Jun 29th 07 - Mr. Sean Elderson:
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05:57:47 Jun 29th 07 - Wolflord Karac:
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08:48:53 Jun 29th 07 - Mr. Hanky Spanky:
Breakfast
There once was this blonde, and she was sitting at the table
with her husband eating breakfast before he went to work. Out
of the blue the blonde says,"Honey today while your at work I
am goning to paint the house." The husband says "No, no dear
don't paint the house because then when I come home from work I
will just have to clean everything up, just please don't do
it." So the husband went to work and when he came home the
house smelled like paint. Then he went up to their bedroom, and
he saw his wife laying on the floor with 2 coats on and
sweating to death. He ran over to her and said, "Honey, honey
what's wrong why on earth are you sweating to death?" She got
up and grabed the paint cane, went over to her husband and
said, "Well look at the can dummy, it says for best results put
on 2 coats!"
gotta luv it! lol
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10:57:46 Jun 29th 07 - Mr. Seloc:
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11:30:59 Jun 29th 07 - Mr. Soulsbane:
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in
the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to
her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad
name!"
To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to
swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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18:51:56 Jun 30th 07 - Mr. Animal Reborn:
Vote's Have Been Counted And Verified
And so far the scores are
Joke 1 = 1 points Joke 2 = 0 points
Joke 3 = 0 points Joke 4 = 0 points
Joke 5 = 7 points Joke 6 = 0 points
Joke 7 = 0 points Joke 8 = 0 points
Joke 9 = 0 points
Pease Keep Voting And Come Back To Find Out If Your Favourite Won The Most Votes
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20:34:18 Jun 30th 07 - Mr. Iwasfrozen:
Paddy English man,Paddy Irish man and Paddy Scotish man where out for a stroll in the desert,suddenly they see a magic lamp,Paddy English man picking it up notices it's dirty so he rubs it with a cloth, suddeny a Genie* pops out and offers them three wishes,Paddy English man is first to speak saying "i wish all and only English people resided in England and there was a hudgewall around her." and this was done,Paddy Scotish man is next " I wish Scotland is an independent country away from the U.K. maybe in the medeteranian?" and this was done,Finally Paddy Irish man,turning to Paddy English man asked him "is this wall water proof?" After recieveing an "of course" replay from Paddy English man,Paddy Irish man turns to the Genie* ans says "fill it up." and this was done.
*The Genie's blonde.
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23:30:46 Jun 30th 07 - Mr. Seloc:
evil irishman...............
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13:44:47 Jul 1st 07 - Mr. Mbeidas:
why you hate blonds lol people thinks they are cool i vote on 9
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15:45:12 Jul 1st 07 - Mr. Kassius Xxi:
ahem......im blonde...... i like the vanishing bathroom one :))))
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16:16:22 Jul 1st 07 - Mr. Drognilz Balixmon:
BLOND PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY MORE INTELLIGENT THEN OTHER PEOPLE! THEY ARE SUPERIOR TO YOU!
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16:40:58 Jul 1st 07 - Mr. Iwasfrozen IV:
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22:33:30 Jul 1st 07 - Mr. Gabrilis:
is that a hitler thing?
lol...^^
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18:58:59 Jul 2nd 07 - Mr. Elvmager:
Vote's Have Been Counted And Verified
And so far the scores are
Joke 1 = 1 points Joke 2 = 0 points
Joke 3 = 0 points Joke 4 = 0 points
Joke 5 = 7 points Joke 6 = 0 points
Joke 7 = 0 points Joke 8 = 0 points
Joke 9 = 1 points
Pease Keep Voting And Come Back To Find Out If Your Favourite Won The Most Votes
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18:59:50 Jul 2nd 07 - Mr. Elvmager:
Mr. Mbeidas
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7/1/2007 12:44:47 PM |
why you hate blonds lol people thinks they are cool i vote on 9 |
maybe people dislike them because they are scared of how clever or maybe how dumb they are....
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19:08:21 Jul 2nd 07 - Mr. Killstone The Destroyer:
i vote 6 and teh reason i didnt vote any of teh toehrs is cause i have heard 1 4 5 7 and 8 before and i like 6 the best out of the others and 1 4 5 7 and 8 arent funny anymore cause i know them but ya 6
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19:24:36 Jul 2nd 07 - Mr. Nieander:
meh
There was a bus with really ugly people in it, and it crashed. Everybody died and went to heaven, where God met them. He felt really bad for them being ugly and dying so soon, so he offered them all a wish and resurrect them. The first one spoke "I want to be pretty!".. so did the 2nd, 3rd and almost everybody else. The last guy of the row was laughing like crazy, so God asked "Why are you laughing?", and since it was his turn he said, between laughs "Make them all ugly again". And this was done.
O yeah, God was blonde :D
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20:08:42 Jul 2nd 07 - Mr. Iwasfrozen IV:
lol
that was a good one. =)
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17:14:28 Jul 3rd 07 - Mr. Elvmager:
Mr. Nieander
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7/2/2007 6:24:36 PM |
meh
There was a bus with really ugly people in it, and it crashed. Everybody died and went to heaven, where God met them. He felt really bad for them being ugly and dying so soon, so he offered them all a wish and resurrect them. The first one spoke "I want to be pretty!".. so did the 2nd, 3rd and almost everybody else. The last guy of the row was laughing like crazy, so God asked "Why are you laughing?", and since it was his turn he said, between laughs "Make them all ugly again". And this was done.
O yeah, God was blonde :D |
Thanks for posting more idea's ill add this to the list of people voting
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17:17:10 Jul 3rd 07 - Mr. Elvmager:
Vote's Have Been Counted And Verified
And so far the scores are
Joke 1 = 1 points Joke 2 = 0 points
Joke 3 = 0 points Joke 4 = 0 points
Joke 5 = 7 points Joke 6 = 1 points
Joke 7 = 0 points Joke 8 = 0 points
Joke 9 = 2 points Joke 10 = 2 points
Pease Keep Voting And Come Back To Find Out If Your Favourite Won The Most Votes.
At The End Of The Month The Voting system Will No Longer Be Added And I Will Add Another Section.... So Look Out For Some More Great Jokes In The Future...
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00:21:33 Jul 8th 07 - Sir Tiber Septim II:
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01:59:08 Jul 8th 07 - Mr. Mbeidas:
only animal reborn jokes are funny and the island swimmer
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08:32:11 Jul 8th 07 - Mr. Master:
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12:50:33 Jul 8th 07 - Mr. Elvmager:
Vote's Have Been Counted And Verified
And so far the scores are
Joke 1 = 1 points Joke 2 = 0 points
Joke 3 = 0 points Joke 4 = 0 points
Joke 5 = 9 points Joke 6 = 1 points
Joke 7 = 0 points Joke 8 = 0 points
Joke 9 = 2 points Joke 10 = 2 points
Pease Keep Voting And Come Back To Find Out If Your Favourite Won The Most Votes.
At The End Of The Month The Voting system Will No Longer Be Added And I Will Add Another Section.... So Look Out For Some More Great Jokes In The Future... Currently Joke No..5 is in the lead with 9..points
but may soon change so please keep voting
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12:51:04 Jul 8th 07 - Mr. Elvmager:
Mr. Mbeidas
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7/8/2007 12:59:08 AM |
only animal reborn jokes are funny and the island swimmer | Just to let u know i am Animal Reborn
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21:24:19 Jul 8th 07 - Mr. Seloc:
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22:26:51 Jul 8th 07 - Mr. Elvmager:
Lol no chance of being multi, i restarted to change in Mantrax so i saw this as an oppurtunity to change my name
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