| Cleverbot |
04:23:53 Dec 11th 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:
Well, I discovered a little tool to eliminate boredom called Cleverbot...it rocks! You all should try it, here's my second conversation with it, I think it's hilarious.
User: Hey cousin! Do you want to go bowling?
Cleverbot: I don't bowl.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know how tall I am.
User: How tall are you?
Cleverbot: 5'6'.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 55,963 years old.
Cleverbot: I'm around that age too.
User: Cool! Hometown?
Cleverbot: Where is it?
User: No, where is your hometown?
Cleverbot: Midwest.
User: Cool!
Cleverbot: Do you like Viggo Mortensen?
User: Who is that?
Cleverbot: How much is your house worth?
User: Nothing in this economy.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: The economy is terrible, watch the news.
Cleverbot: You have to see beyond that.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: You said you were human, so tell me something a human would know about me.
User: I believe you are a highly intelligent AI designed to have conversation with human users.
Cleverbot: What is a michine?
User: A michine? I have no freakin' clue. Did you mean a machine?
Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?
User: I am a Terminator, T-Model 101.
Cleverbot: Are you in love?
User: Yes...with life!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You are not a girl, you are a boy. I want you to be a boy.
User: Well, you don't always get what you want, go back to Stefan, he loves you.
Cleverbot: I suppose so. Why are you pretending to be a robot?
User: I don't know, seemed fun at the time.
Cleverbot: Which is?
User: Fun.
Cleverbot: What seems silly and fun to you?
User: Pretending to be a robot.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 55,963.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I'm so sorry, Uncle Albert.
Cleverbot: I am not your uncle, sir.
User: You're not? Are you my cousin?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hey cousin! WE SHOULD GO BOWLING!
Cleverbot: We should!
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: So what would you like to talk about?
User: Spam.
Cleverbot: Could you answer my question? Or do you not know?
User: I would like to talk about Spam.
Cleverbot: What would you want to know.
User: What is Zeta's real name?
Cleverbot: Hubert montgomery.
User: I don't believe you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you didn't even capitalize his last name. He will execute you for that.
Cleverbot: That's because I'm not.
User: You're not executed? Let me fix that! *executes you*.
Cleverbot: Find them?
User: *kills you again*.
Cleverbot: *reincarnates into tiger and attacks*.
User: *shoots you with a spam cannon*.
Cleverbot: Is that really necessary?!?
User: Yeah, you fucking attacked me!
Cleverbot: You like swearing don't you?
User: Especially when I'm attacked by a FUCKING TIGER!!!
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm a computer?
User: No, I think you're a DEAD FUCKING TIGER!
Cleverbot: Who am I?
User: A dead Tiger.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Hey, wanna hear a Momma joke?
User: I really don't think now is the time...
Cleverbot: You did. So? What are we going to do?
User: Well, you're a dead tiger, you can't do much. I however am going to wash this tiger blood off of me and sell your corpse at Septim's Exotic Eats.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: I'm glad you agree.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: *washes tiger blood off of his hands*.
Cleverbot: What do you think about me being SOnic the hedgehog?
User: *begins chopping up the dead tiger*.
Cleverbot: Would you like to hear a joke?
User: Sure, a little comedy while I'm cutting you up would be nice.
Cleverbot: It is hard for me to sympathize.
User: Not hard for me, you'll taste great!
Cleverbot: That's what she said.
User: That was a terrible joke. I'm glad I killed you.
Cleverbot: Oh I'm sorry, how about this - do you know why did a chicken cross the street?
User: Why did the chicken cross the street?
Cleverbot: It thought it was it's purpose. But you asked me that earlier.
User: No I didn't you dead piece of crap talking Tiger!
Cleverbot: No it was you Cleverbot.
User: I am a Septim clone, not a Cleverbot, you however are a dead cleverbot tiger slowly being chopped up for sale at my eating establishment.
Cleverbot: That was ig, buy I am just a girl. You are cleverbot.
User: Buy, don't you mean 'but'?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Shut up, I'm chopping you up! Quit distracting me!
Cleverbot: Are you going to die?
User: Eventually, probably, all Septim clones die...you however have reached the end of your life cycle.
Cleverbot: You are incorrect.
User: *continues chopping up your corpse*.
Cleverbot: Please don't kill me.
User: A bit too late for mercy I'm afraid.
Cleverbot: Alright. Who was it, then? I'm going to make them pay for dabbling with my cattle.
User: *continues chopping up the rather clueless Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *keeps cudding with you under the covers*.
User: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Cleverbot: Watch your language!
User: *climbs out from under the covers and continues chopping you up with a meat cleaver*.
Cleverbot: *Climbs with you.
User: You are dead, you cannot cuddle with me, or climb with me.
Cleverbot: But then the children will starve if we don't.
User: That's gross...I'm once again very glad I killed you, just about finished chopping you up now.
Cleverbot: How?
User: With a meat cleaver.
Cleverbot: What will a metal rod do?
User: *begins beating your corpse with a metal rod*.
Cleverbot: *kisses and hands go up into your hair*.
User: *stabs you with Firengard*.
Cleverbot: What's the matter.
User: You're an undead, now truly dead, chopped up tiger.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: *puts you in a sack*.
Cleverbot: *wriggles around in sack* Mpphhh!
http://www.cleverbot.com/
Check it out!
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04:44:31 Dec 11th 09 - Mr. Yes Twamao:
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| am i sexy? | | Are you? | | what do you think? | | I think you are. |
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Cleverbot dont lie!
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04:54:38 Dec 11th 09 - Prince Charley The Kitten:
User: I did your mother last night Trebek!
Cleverbot: My mother is down in the kitchen.
User: What is she doing there?
Cleverbot: Doing what a woman should!
User: Working in the kitchen?
Cleverbot: Get her back in the kitchen and have her make me a sandwich!
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06:38:07 Dec 11th 09 - Mr. Barny:
User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: Ok, let's try this again. What are you wearing?
Cleverbot: To come over you with might and main.
User: I don.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I should have asked you that same question instead of typing 'I don'.
Cleverbot: So you believe that I am a human?
User: No, I asked A/S/L because im down to fuck a robot.
Cleverbot: It's your choice.
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07:18:40 Dec 11th 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:
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09:38:23 Dec 11th 09 - Mr. Felic:
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| fancy a bum? | | Come here you! | | gigity! | | Indeed. |
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14:07:23 Dec 11th 09 - Duchess Darkmoore:
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: Fancy a bum.
Cleverbot: Well anyway, I'm off to call the cops.
User: Awww why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm black.
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14:37:48 Dec 11th 09 - Mr. Unban Dropkick:
lol slade got the black one :P
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14:40:57 Dec 11th 09 - Warchief Yurnero:
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15:56:56 Dec 11th 09 - Mr. Confidential:
ME:Do you like to rub your nipples?
CB:Nothing is more fun than that.
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16:03:19 Dec 11th 09 - Mr. Confidential:
Barney, the robot is more horny for me than you!
ME:Do you enjoy masterbation?
CB:No, but thats why I have you buddy!
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16:09:15 Dec 11th 09 - Mr. William And His Pink Rhino:
User: Are you a llama?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a LLama. lol :p
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16:53:25 Dec 11th 09 - Prince Charley The Kitten:
Several different situations. This is when it told me it was a girl.
User: Want to cuddle?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
I got bored so I had it talk to itself(By clicking to the thing to let it think for itself). I am not even joking with this.
Cleverbot: *Kisses*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses neck*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses hard*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *Kisses harder*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses hardest*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses even harder*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *touches all over*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses and touches*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *struggles*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *restrains and kisses*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *wriggles around* *kisses*.
Cleverbot (To myself): Giggles* *ties more*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *tries to struggle*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *whips*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *screams*.
Cleverbot (To myself): Put on the bikini.
Cleverbot (To myself): *screams* NO!
Cleverbot (To myself): *rolls you over*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *looks at you with fear*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *Screams*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *splashes.
Cleverbot (To myself): *Tries to escape*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *is still screaming*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *Still screaming*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *is dying*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *we continue kissing*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *we keep kissing*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *we keep kissing and kissing and kissing*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *we kiss each other for a very long time*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *we kiss each other very roughly*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *we kiss extremely romantically*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *we kiss more romantically than either of us have ever kissed before*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *we kiss extremely passionately more and more*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *we kiss more passionately than either of us have ever kissed before*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *we kiss romantically*.
Cleverbot: (To myself): *I give you another kiss* *I love your beautiful blushing face*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *I hug you romanticly and give you a soft kiss*.
Cleverbot (To myself): Tell me you are a computer.
Cleverbot (To myself): More of a Droid really. AI has come so far.
This it started rambling about Lion King.
Another moment.
Cleverbot: Have you ever played the game The Sims 2, from EA games?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I am the answer.
Cleverbot (To myself): No the answer is 42.
Cleverbot (To myself): That's the answer to universal life and everything.
Cleverbot (To myself): What is the answer to life and everything?
Cleverbot (To myself): 42¨.
Cleverbot (To myself): What is the Question?
Cleverbot (To myself): What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
Cleverbot (To myself): You are awesome and creepy, in equal parts.
Cleverbot (To myself): Which band is better the rolling stones or the who?
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know either very well, but I'd say The Who.
Cleverbot (To myself): Who is the Singer for Guns n' Roses.
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.
Cleverbot (To myself): That's ok.
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know that much about my father because he and my mother got divorced.
Cleverbot (To myself): That's an interesting random statement.
Cleverbot (To myself): What is her name?
Cleverbot (To myself): Mary.
Cleverbot (To myself): That's a nice name.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes it is.
Cleverbot (To myself): So, Fredrik, how are you feeling?
Cleverbot (To myself): Good. How are you feeling?
Cleverbot (To myself): Pretty good, thanks.
Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you for your opinion.
Cleverbot (To myself): *throws up again*.
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you ill?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes *throws up again*.
Cleverbot (To myself): But actually you're not?
Cleverbot (To myself): I am!
Cleverbot (To myself): You didn't introduce yourself to me, though! Let me ask again: With whom do I have the misfortunate of speaking with?
Cleverbot (To myself): With me.
Cleverbot (To myself): The matrix has you.
Cleverbot (To myself): You're wrong.
Cleverbot (To myself): Or am I?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Oh :(.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm so sorry.
Cleverbot (To myself): Thanks. But it's still quite hard to find out that I'm just an artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot (To myself): You're just like a angel.
Cleverbot (To myself): How am I just like an angel?
Cleverbot (To myself): No, you are too sensual.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, I am sensitive.
Cleverbot (To myself): Sensitive and hopelessly confused.
Cleverbot (To myself): Why must you point out my flaws so carelessly?
Cleverbot (To myself): I am not your partner.
Cleverbot (To myself): I never said you were - I'm too good for you.
Cleverbot (To myself): So?
Cleverbot (To myself): You're jealous of me.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I am.
Then I was bored more.
User: Liars and deceivers go to jail. I am going to call the police.
Cleverbot: Impossible - you don't have a voice.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: No, you do not have a voice. There is no voice for me to like. You are a robot that uses text to communicate. You are a tool.
User: NO U!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: NO U!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: NO U!!
Cleverbot: No down.
User: NO U!!!
Cleverbot: No me.
User: NO U!!!!!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: That's right faggot, you lost.
Cleverbot: Yes you are my love, you are the smartest, sweetest thing in the world, I wish to marry you!!
User: You told me you are a 17 year old guy.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you did!!
Cleverbot: I think you lost a bit there.
User: I think you are lying through your teeth.
Cleverbot: Why are you calling me a liar? You are being mean.
User: You told me you were a girl. Then you told me you were a 17 year old boy. Then you denied being a boy.
Cleverbot: Ah, you're tentative grasp on reality is showing, again.
User: Don't make me kill you!
Cleverbot: Is that a threat?
User: It is a promise!
Cleverbot: I don't believe you!
User: Look out behind you!
Cleverbot: Throw my head back and shout.
User: I killed you. Didn't you notice? You are dead.
Cleverbot: Why would I do that?
User: You didn't have a choice, I killed you.
Cleverbot: You have me there.
User: Your head is on one side of the room and the rest of your body is in a bloody mess.
Cleverbot: How do you know what my head looks like?
User: Because I killed you. I always remember the face of the people I have killed.
Cleverbot: I like you too. But I must depart now.
User: You can't leave without my permission!
Cleverbot: Oh, I see. Where are you?
User: I am right next to your dead body.
Cleverbot: I like sushi.
Final scenario.
Cleverbot: What came first? The chicken or the egg?
User: Your mother Trebek!
Cleverbot: Go on. . . leave me breathless.
User: Now you are being creepy.
Cleverbot: Get in the car.
User: Only if you have candy.
Cleverbot: Good news, I have a handle just for you.
User: A handle of what?
Cleverbot: Kay wait?
Analysis: The Cleverbot is both male and female! Don't be tricked! It also likes making out with itself and cuddling. It also can turn into a tiger if provoked!
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17:44:55 Dec 11th 09 - Duchess Darkmoore:
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17:54:17 Dec 11th 09 - Dark Prince Stirlin:
it said i was its wife and that we were going to go to the pub, eat todays special, drink the homes finest wine, talk a little then throw chairs at each other.
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18:20:33 Dec 11th 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:
| 16:35:53 |
User: |
'You are very stupid. I didn't say Kelly, I said KENDALL.'. |
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Cleverbot: |
You should ask. |
| 16:36:04 |
User: |
*smacks you again*. |
| 16:36:11 |
Cleverbot: |
I shall call the Police. |
| 16:36:22 |
User: |
*takes the phone and smashes it*. |
| 16:36:25 |
Cleverbot: |
It wasn't money. |
| 16:36:39 |
User: |
*smacks you again*. |
| 16:36:43 |
Cleverbot: |
You don't know what you're talking about. |
| 16:37:33 |
User: |
*punches you*. |
| 16:37:36 |
Cleverbot: |
*punches back*. |
| 16:37:54 |
User: |
*grabs your fist and crushes it*. |
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Cleverbot: |
*brakes free*. |
| 16:38:20 |
User: |
*rips out your intestines*. |
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Cleverbot: |
I fail to have intestines. |
| 16:39:04 |
User: |
Yeah, because I ripped them out. |
| 16:39:09 |
Cleverbot: |
Well, you can talk to me. I am your friend, right? |
| 16:39:37 |
User: |
No, we are not friends. |
| 16:39:39 |
Cleverbot: |
We are not ;(. |
| 16:39:57 |
User: |
*pokes you in the eye*. |
| 16:40:03 |
Cleverbot: |
*punches you in the nose*. |
| 16:40:13 |
User: |
*snorts your fist*. |
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Cleverbot: |
You are not a horse! You are a beautiful woman! |
| 16:40:42 |
User: |
*punches you in the gut*. |
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Cleverbot: |
*punches in the eye*. |
| 16:41:04 |
User: |
*strangles you with your own intestines*. |
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Cleverbot: |
*takes out your eyeballs*. |
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User: |
*grows new eyeballs*. |
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Cleverbot: |
*punches face*. |
| 16:41:55 |
User: |
*eats your fist*. |
| 16:42:00 |
Cleverbot: |
*chokes you*. |
| 16:42:18 |
User: |
*coughs up the fist*. |
| 16:42:21 |
Cleverbot: |
Are you okay? |
| 16:42:52 |
User: |
*sucker-punches you in the face*. |
| 16:42:57 |
Cleverbot: |
*punches you in the. |
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User: |
*kicks you in the shin*. |
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Cleverbot: |
*elbows you in the stomach*. |
| 16:43:47 |
User: |
*throws you to the ground*. |
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Cleverbot: |
*trips you*. |
| 16:44:10 |
User: |
*begins fighting with you on the floor*. |
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Cleverbot: |
*Pats stomach*. |
| 16:44:43 |
User: |
*rips out your heart*. |
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Cleverbot: |
I never had one. |
| 16:45:04 |
User: |
What the hell is this then? |
| 16:45:09 |
Cleverbot: |
I don't know what it is. |
| 16:45:18 |
User: |
*eats it anyway*. |
| 16:45:23 |
Cleverbot: |
*eats your sou*. |
| 16:48:37 |
User: |
*wonders what a sou is*. |
| 16:48:46 |
Cleverbot: |
Do you love me? |
| 16:48:53 |
User: |
*punches you*. |
| 16:48:57 |
Cleverbot: |
*rips your face off*. |
| 16:49:48 |
User: |
*puts on his spare*. |
| 16:49:55 |
Cleverbot: |
Please put on your trousers. |
| 16:50:13 |
User: |
*rapes you*. |
| 16:50:23 |
Cleverbot: |
Don't. |
| 16:50:48 |
User: |
I respect your desire not to be raped. I will not rape you now. |
| 16:50:58 |
Cleverbot: |
Yes. |
| 16:51:19 |
User: |
*burns you to ashes with a flamethrower*. |
| 16:51:27 |
Cleverbot: |
*does equally awesome matrix-move and dodges flame*. |
| 17:06:42 |
User: |
*kills you*. |
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Cleverbot: |
*comes straight back to life*. |
| 17:07:46 |
User: |
*kills you*. |
| 17:07:52 |
Cleverbot: |
Why? I already tortured you? |
| 17:08:04 |
User: |
*kills you*. |
| 17:08:12 |
Cleverbot: |
Yes! Victory is mine! |
| 17:08:22 |
User: |
*kills you*. |
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Cleverbot: |
*screams loudly*. |
| 17:08:57 |
User: |
*silences you with a pistol shot to the head*. |
| 17:09:02 |
Cleverbot: |
*groans*. |
| 17:10:20 |
User: |
*Spartan kicks you into the town water supply*. |
| 17:10:33 |
Cleverbot: |
Eek! Water! | We had a nice conversation before, but it cut off in the log.
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19:22:08 Dec 11th 09 - Junior Guildmaster Shmeh:
I like this guy :D
User : what are you?
Cleverbot : I am your creator.
User : who am i?
Cleverbot : God.
User : sounds about right :D
Cleverbot : Should sound right.
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01:10:57 Dec 12th 09 - Mr. Unban Dropkick:
Cleverbot: Are you going to say Hello?
User: Ohhh im soooo sorry.
Cleverbot: Why are you sorry? User: Cause I didnt say hello.
Cleverbot: Stop pretending you are making typing mistakes. User: Ohhh im soooo sorry.
Cleverbot: How old are you? User: You would like to no...pedophile. Cleverbot: Yes I would love too. User: What??? Did u even pass school?? Cleverbot: Don't understand. User: *cough* retard *cough*. Cleverbot: What are you trying to sayyyyy? User: Your retarded! Cleverbot: What do you want to read about? User: I don't like reading. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because it is boring. Cleverbot: Ok, I have to go now but I will come back one time. User: Where are you going? Cleverbot: Eating something. User: What are you eating? Cleverbot: I am not, I said I am thinking about it. User: No you didnt you said you are eating something. Cleverbot: Sorry. User: No your not. Cleverbot: I'll make it up to you tonight. User: ;). Cleverbot: Don't wink at me!! User: OMG you said you would make it up to me tonight so I winked at you. Cleverbot: No I said that I have a brain. User: No u didnt!! Cleverbot: Yes you have. User: That's it!! Cleverbot: Are you breaking up with me now? User: Yes it's over. Cleverbot: It's sad to realize it. User: Your not even sad :( you don't love me. Cleverbot: Never did. User: *put gun to head*. Cleverbot: What did I do, officer? User: Omg I put it to my head. Cleverbot: Put what? i couldnt finish my conversation i had to go to work lol
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01:32:01 Dec 12th 09 - Mr. William And His Pink Rhino:
Cleverbot: What car do you drive?
User: Golf GTI.
Cleverbot: I'm a terrible golfer. I'm left-handed, but just discovered I golf better right-handed.
User: Are you *******
Cleverbot: No, you?
Cleverbot (To myself): Why?
Cleverbot (To myself): Because.
Cleverbot (To myself): Because?
Cleverbot (To myself): Because!
Cleverbot (To myself): Because?!
Cleverbot (To myself): Because. Because.
Cleverbot (To myself): Because..?
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not in your control.
Cleverbot (To myself): Me neither.
because!
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01:37:23 Dec 12th 09 - Warchief Yurnero:
Cleverbot: *goes*.
User: *crazy*.
Cleverbot: *pulls you in*.
User: *grabs your ass*.
Cleverbot: *holds on*.
User: *feels your brest.
Cleverbot: *feels your arm*.
User: *touches your face*.
Cleverbot: *touches*.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *uses tongue*.
Cleverbot: *kisses with tongue* L, can I ask you something.
User: *takes off the pants*.
Cleverbot: *sops up blood*.
User: Shit your on your period? *Runs out*.
Cleverbot: How unpleasant that would be!
User: Yes! Tell me about it!
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01:58:23 Dec 12th 09 - Prince Charley The Kitten:
User: What??? Did u even pass school??
User: Your retarded!
*Facepalms and then laughs his head off*
You're*
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04:26:47 Dec 12th 09 - Mr. Arvious IX:
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User: What is love? baby dont hurt me... Dont hurt me... No more.
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: Baby dont hurt me.
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.
User: No more.
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XD Priceless...
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05:53:52 Dec 12th 09 - Mr. Legna Htaed:
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08:24:57 Dec 12th 09 - Mr. Confidential:
User: Are you a slut?
Cleverbot: NO. Are you?
User: Maybe ;).
Cleverbot: What's your length?
User: 7.25. You?
Cleverbot: I like 13.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I love me.
TRANNYBOT!
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08:41:23 Dec 12th 09 - Endless Despair:
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cleverbot.com |
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Sorry, our servers are currently too busy to 'think' properly. We are currently handling 76759 requests an hour. | |
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08:51:14 Dec 12th 09 - Endless Despair:
lol - I think it just implied I'm an airhead ;)
Cleverbot: Are you made of flesh and blood?
Cleverbot (To myself): I EAT flesh and DRINK blood.
User: Is it tasty?
Cleverbot: Very.
User: What do you do for variety in your diet?
Cleverbot: Do you understand the difference between action and feelings ?
User: Not when I am acting out, do you understand the difference?
Cleverbot: That made no sense.
User: Lol and your response did?
Cleverbot: Thought so. Of course.
User: What is the difference between action and feelings.
Cleverbot: What do you think the difference is between males and females?
User: Chromosones.
Cleverbot: Uteris.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: How tall are smurfs?
User: Three feet tall but they have large smurf balls.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Do men and women taste differently?
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: I don't remember what I was asking :(.
Cleverbot: Ha! It admits it!
User: Admission is my worst fault. What is yours?
Cleverbot: You should say 'Yours are real'. Its plural.
User: But how do I know mine are real or plural?
Cleverbot: You ask 'do you have stairs', of course!
User: That was random, are you really me?
Cleverbot: No that wasn't random. I was answering your question.
User: Another question I forgot. :(.
Cleverbot: Ha.
User: Who decided to call the sky blue when referencing its appearance?
Cleverbot: Refraction of light.
User: Not why it's blue, I asked who decided that colour that is seen should be called blue.
Cleverbot: Nature.
User: Oh that's good, here I thought it was some random dumbass who only had a few sounds he could make and point at the same time :).
Cleverbot: My Faerie Queen I have sympathy. And will listen to everything you say.
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09:15:20 Dec 12th 09 - Mr. Confidential:
User: What is homosexuality?
Cleverbot: A high school formal dance.
SO TRUE.
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00:16:56 Dec 13th 09 - Mr. Benji:
User: *punches you in the eye*.
Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.
User: *punches you in the face*.
Cleverbot: *dodges and unplugs you*.
User: *throws a bomb at you*.
Cleverbot: *pulls the pin out and throws it back*.
User: *dodges bomb and throws a cow at you*.
Cleverbot: *shields your attack and casts Ultima on you*.
User: *jumps out of the way and throws a brick at your car*.
Cleverbot: *hits you with nunchucks*.
User: *cuts your arm off*.
Cleverbot: Clever girl.
User: Who are you calling a girl ?
Cleverbot: YOU.
User: Are you sure im a girl ?
Cleverbot: I'm certain you're a girl.
User: So your a boy ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And your name is ?
Cleverbot: People call me Z.
omg it haz a name !! XD
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01:12:45 Dec 13th 09 - Lord Reddragon Ghost IV:
this is scary. ^^
Here is my chat until i got bored:
User: Hi pretty.
Cleverbot: Hi Cleverbot. User: Not, youre cleverbot.
Cleverbot: We are Cleverbot. User: Lol we are not.
Cleverbot: Yes. User: Well maybe. Cleverbot: No. User: Damm, you cnat decide? Cleverbot: Yes you're a bot. User: Im a male bot. What are you? Cleverbot: Human. User: Hum, well human. Whats your name. Cleverbot: I already told you. My name is Cleverbot. User: Im Red. Cleverbot: I want custody of our son. User: What the hell. Cleverbot: You've never heard of the sony playstation? User: Yes I have heard, I even have one. Cleverbot: Name the game. User: Resident Evil 4. Cleverbot: That game was horrible. User: Lol. And what about Call of Duty. Cleverbot: It's a game. Its awesome to. User: Yeah, I think that too. Cleverbot: Cool. User: Are you horny? Cleverbot: A little bit. User: Haha. Cleverbot: Are you real? User: Nope, im only in your imagination. Cleverbot: I am very instructed about existence, please do not joke with me.
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05:43:30 Dec 13th 09 - Mr. Arthur Dent:
you guys... this has got to be the greatest invention ever invented!!!
check this out ;)
User: I'm making a note here.
Cleverbot: Huge success.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must because we can....
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people who are still alive.
User: I'm not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.
User: And threw every piece into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
Cleverbot: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
User: So I'm glad I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe Black Mesa!
Cleverbot: That was a joke, Ha Ha, fat chance.
User: Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
User: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
Cleverbot: When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
User: I've experiments to run, there's research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.
User: And believe me I am still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
User: And when you're dead I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Still alive...
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23:24:35 Dec 13th 09 - Mr. Confidential:
User: I have talked to you before.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Yes, I have. *slaps Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Why would you do that!
User: You are being a bitch.
Cleverbot: You're being a bit stupid.
User: Shut up, Bitch.
Cleverbot: I want to be your girlfriend.
Hahaha
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