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I believe there is a conspiracy going on against some people in VU. A conspiracy of astronomically outlandish proportions encompassing over 1 person. I am the only confirmed case, but I hope after I tell you all my story, more people will come out from their oppression and share their story with us, their stories of their fights against tyranny and the most extreme evil.

It all started last era when, 3 times in a row I lost to another army. I had 1.00% chance!! I was just like, wtf?!?!? How can I lose with 1.00%?!? There must some extraordinary force working aginst me making me lose!! I mean if I have a 1.00% chance then that means that I should win at least half the time, 1 divided by 2 is .5 meaning 50%!! I can't believe it, but there is no other explanation! There must be someone making me lose! Is it a crappy attack formula? A crappy defense formula? Or is it some big brotheresque entity watch over all our shoulders and making us lose? I believe them to be the self-proclaimed gods in the player base, delusional people like Osiris and Anubis who believe they are egyptian gods. Somehow, their delusional state must have awakened their latent psychic abilities altering the percentages of winning. Pure evil!!!

Well thats just my theory, whats yours?

1.00% or 100%? Anyways, either way those false egyptian gods can't do squat. The Dragonlance dieties however? Oh yeah, we can do it.

did you use to much canabis?

I think your soldiers should emm... swallow

omg lelouch when will you take over tokyo?
pls tell me when your 2nd season starts (and pls no spiolers about events)

@ Dreadlord, I believe I've already destroyed it so theres not much left to take over. Don't ask me when it starts, or else you really are delusional. (Please don't use your psychic powers on me)

@Fizban, I didn't not have much time while writing so I much have forgotten about those, but yes, those guys like Fizban and Raistlin are probably also causing all sorts of weird things like the rumour that those two have been posing as women and going around my towns scaring all my men folk into celibacy? Or maybe they raised the spirits of their dead dogs and used it to haunt players of VU until they lose major battles with over 1.00% chance!! Yes, 1.00%!!!

delusional? me?

ha! lies!

Oya is Dreadlord's multi?

I begin to think the whole world of VU is made up of only one player :(

This is the true CONSPIRACY!!

oh no....in a weird way...im related to Fizban? so that means my dreams about him are wrong? oh well. ill keep doin em anyway :P

LOL, have I already told everyone about my VU dreams?
I can't hold myself from relating them to people, I find them so funny :)

Cannibal!! Shoo!! Go away!

I say welcome to "The club" Lecter!