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I'm addicted to this online mmog. What can I do to stop being addicted? Do I wan't to stop being addicted? Do I... oooo penny shiny!

like killing a big purple dinosaur or anyone that shares a name with a big purple dinosaur. >=D
*pulls out a tommy gun*
*shoots Barney*
Wow, it worked I feel better!
*looks down at corpse*
Thanks doc!

I must be halucinating also. I am talking to a dead man,dino thingy.

no the problems is he does have a duel personality. in RL i dont think he would shoot barney. everyone loves that big purple dinosaur. and here he is free to do as he wishes so he does. this shows exactly whats on his mind. the things he things about but dont do

what type of math are you having problems with?

Or addition? I'm sure we all know how hard that is....

No Amheh, that is perfectly normal.

Hi, I'm Spoon the pedophile.
Can you help me?

Run kiddo's!

Well, I'm sure a nice lethal injection, or a hanging, might deal with your problem, Spoon.

Oh, BTW Barny, how does it feel to be a board? Do you fell stiff, almost lifeless? Have you anything to do with Monopoly? Or do you take risks? Do you ever have times when it feels like you are being burnt through a cloth? Do you ever get bored of your life?

Wow......we're talking to a zombie dinosaur doctor...................

.............YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Pull a sword and cut the zombie thingy  to half*

RUN!!!!

barny can you help me my problem is i am continusly talking to my dead farther

Union Telephone, you think so?
I always had problems with molesting children. They SO ask for getting raped.
So.. I am willing to get rid of this mental weakness, so I'm not as bad as those figures who are molesting children because they want it themselves! And not do anything against it..

Right?..

I would like to get a new problem. All of my old ones don't bother me any more.

mmm i see but what about compulsive drooling

santa you might beat up st nicolas o.O

he's a perv anyways !

Or i mgith follow the way of Lord Spoon and become a pedophile 2, sounds like a nice profession. Is it childfriendly??? =P

well, the therapist can be a zombie and so can i ;)

But why did you cover my thingy with such a small hat? It needs to be at least 20 gallon.

*takes the hat and throws it away, stand naked(again)*

*on his way to buy some candy for kids*

are you a kid? Then i have some candy for you........

*slowly gets excited*

78 gallon is about big enough, you only forget to get drunk before you put the gallon over my crouch, im still naked =P

*dancing around being nude*

Doctor i need help, dont make me a herbiphile!!!! Dont save the kids, they want the candy, i know it :)

*still dancing around nude*

*Pets Sansoku's Kitties* So cute, so fluffy!

it seems your therepist is gone. but ill be filling in for him. you may call me Dr. Senturu

now. santa. you have a problem with loving kids too much? yes i can see that well what you got to do is get a younger girl friend. ditch the old lady. that will help tremendosly.

Devilspawn santa is real. you can see him here. but do NOT get on his lap. if he does not give you gifts. then it is because you are a bad boy.

salaracen, you have a drinking problem. probably due to past experiences with santa.  it is only right that you try to shelter those who are his next target. but use this next time

*hands Salaracen a shotgun*

that should do just fine

also sansoku. it is not bad to like kitties. even if your female. its just fine :)

*takes shotgun...*

*looks at ms.Claus*

*...BOOM...*

*goes to club with santa and salaracen o.O*

the new or the old ms.Claus???????:O

And dont worry about Xemnas as my b*tch, hes not my b*tch anymore. he now is my slave-butler:)

*buys a drink for all the beautifall ladies in the club, Salaracen not included for the beautifall part*

he is my sex-butler, a slave sounds soo low. To low for us civelized people, huh Senturu. Btw, that bill, take the expenses i had for all your presents, ferrari's, women, Dolls etc. Take that number and do it without the 8k, then you still owe me about 1043450 :)