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22:06:04 Apr 27th 07 - Lady Spooky: A player from Darshivan Empire sent me this What are they teaching them at school these days? I certainly hope he's not British - I'd hate to think my taxes were being wasted on his education... :P "you mdb you tringing to att me or wat end now you scard omfg lmoa you take for others end now your so stubit bucous you att sombody big end great omfg you such a loze LOZER LOZER LOZER hahaahahahahahahahalololololololololoollol" So I told him to try again in English.... and to grow up... "wtf omg i never met sombody that stupet wow i gorw up ye rich end hou the beep dou you that i cen speak beep" Then I told him it was all still gibberish... "bye a live on ebay" What do we reckon? 12, 13?
22:08:25 Apr 27th 07 - Mr. Half Baked: lol, that sounds like Swifty when he is drunk. Lets all come up with our own translation to help spooky understand the child.
22:10:16 Apr 27th 07 - Mr. Invader Zim: sounds like he is trying to type with a boxing glove on
22:12:33 Apr 27th 07 - Mr. Half Baked: You Mangy dity beep, you trying to attack me or what? and now your scared, omfg, lmao, your such a loser, ect ect. etf omg, I never met somebody so stupid wow, I grew up rich with a big fat beep in my mouth, as I bet you dont know how hard it is to speak that way.
22:17:31 Apr 27th 07 - Mr. Hemmer: You're massivly brain damaged, for trying to attack me. Stop now or you'll be scared. Oh my farting goat, lets milk our anuses. You defend the others, stop now, you are so stupid, because you attack somebody big, strong, mighty and powerfull. Oh my farting goat, you're such a loser. Loser, loser loser! Haha! Why try fukking (Sorry for the typo) on my goat. I never met somebody that stupid. Wauw! I grew up you rich ho. Do you know I can speak English? Buy a life on ebay.
22:19:45 Apr 27th 07 - Mr. Twamao: "you mdb you tringing to att me or wat end now you scard omfg lmoa you take for others end now your so stubit bucous you att sombody big end great omfg you such a loze LOZER LOZER LOZER hahaahahahahahahahalololololololololoollol" "You mob, you trying to attack me or what? End it now, you scare me. oh my fbeep god laughing my osiris of abydos, you take for others, end now, you're a rabbit mucous! you attack somebody big and great, oh my fbeep god you such a lozenge. LOZENGER LOZENGER LOZENGER hahahahahahahalaughingoutloudlaughingoutloudlaughighoutloudlaughingoutloud" "wtf omg i never met sombody that stupet wow i gorw up ye rich end hou the beep dou you that i cen speak beep" "want to feck? oh my god i never met somebody that sexy, wow, i grow up rich. And who the beep do you think i am that i can speak 1337?" "bye a live on ebay" "bye, I live on ebay" PS: Translation courtesy of www.gibberish.com/darshivantalk
22:42:59 Apr 27th 07 - Mr. Hungrier Horse: Rough translation: "Hey Spooky love, it's me, Swiffers -- I'm on one of my multi accounts right now. School was a right laugh today, Sharon took me around the back of the bikesheds and gave me a nob-job but I just couldn't get my mind off you. I started groaning your name out loud, and she asked what the hell I was doing, and she clamped down on my dong, so I kneed the cow in the head and got off with her wallet. Oh well, fancy a shag later? Your Fernando, Swiffers"
22:44:53 Apr 27th 07 - Mr. Dakarius: Yuck, which member sent that?
22:47:13 Apr 27th 07 - Mr. Kongdust: i read... "i wish we could all be friends" then something about killing people and selling them on ebay..
22:50:29 Apr 27th 07 - Lady Spooky: Don't worry Dak - It's not your fault - we all have a few nobbers join our KD from time to time! It might have been Mr Black...
22:52:37 Apr 27th 07 - Mr. Dakarius: How am I not suprised?
00:32:50 Apr 28th 07 - Lord Senturu: hehehehahahah. swifty that was perdy funny :P
01:08:08 Apr 28th 07 - Mr. Twamao: heheheheeheh, senturu, that was perdy tardy
01:49:00 Apr 28th 07 - Duke Sobek: lol Domein blond ftw!
04:18:43 Apr 28th 07 - Mr. Dalion The Strategist: I praise you all, I was having a bad day and you guys made me bounce right back! LMFAO!
05:00:05 Apr 28th 07 - Lord Senturu: senturu gets up and hits twamao super hard
05:17:13 Apr 28th 07 - Princess Arien Vaire: Spooky dear, it is beyond translation :(
07:12:59 Apr 28th 07 - Mr. Draven: geez, he was saying "praise spooky and something about a goats beep" maybe in his native ustupia to praise a goats bottom is the highest of honors you can bestow onto a lady. i dunno, shakes head
07:42:11 Apr 28th 07 - Duke Efrandor: "you mdb you tringing to att me or wat end now you scard omfg lmoa you take for others end now your so stubit bucous you att sombody big end great omfg you such a loze LOZER LOZER LOZER hahaahahahahahahahalololololololololoollol" Actually means; "I was born in a little village east of Moscow in the spring of 1921, my father was a farmer with big muscles, my mom died when I was born and my older brother left us to live on Grenland. When I was 20 years old some men form the military picked me up and drove me to Stalingrad, after some years the other people left the town, they were loser in my eyes, haha, I like to laugh out loud." Then you told him to try again in english and to grow up "wtf omg i never met sombody that stupet wow i gorw up ye rich end hou the beep* dou you that i cen speak beep"* Which really means; "For christ sake, I've never meet anyone as stupid as the general of the german troops at Stalingrad, he was rich but didn't grow up, I know for a fact that he could speak but not write english, I feel sympathy for him." Then you told him it was still gibberish. "bye a live on ebay" "You can by the general on Ebay." Then you reckoned he was 12 or 13.
12:44:46 Apr 29th 07 - Mr. Manuel Marulanda Velez: "you mdb you tringing to att me or wat end now you scard omfg lmoa you take for others end now your so stubit bucous you att sombody big end great omfg you such a loze LOZER LOZER LOZER hahaahahahahahahahalololololololololoollol" Sind Sie wahnsinnig? Du greifen mich an. Du müssen erschrocken werden. Du werden getötet werden. "wtf omg i never met sombody that stupet wow i gorw up ye rich end hou the beep* dou you that i cen speak beep"* Ich habe nie irgendjemand als dumm getroffen. Sie müssen reich sein und müssen eine passende Erziehung haben. Ich kann gutes Englisch sprechen. Easy as pie. Oh, you wanted it in english? ;P
13:02:02 Apr 29th 07 - Lady Spooky: It's OK - we've hugged and made up now. I think he'll be more careful about who he calls a LOZER in future. :)
16:28:09 Apr 29th 07 - Ms. Mind: maybe it was just the swear filter, you thought he said: forgive me but actually he typed g3t 4 1if3
19:09:17 Apr 29th 07 - Mr. Razios: I wanna hug...
19:12:46 Apr 29th 07 - Mr. Manuel Marulanda Velez: Just incase your really curious as to what he really said, i have studied "beeps" for a long time. Here goes, "you mdb you tringing to att me or wat end now you scard omfg lmoa you take for others end now your so stubit bucous you att sombody big end great omfg you such a loze LOZER LOZER LOZER hahaahahahahahahahalololololololololoollol" Are you mad? Are you trying to attack me or what? Stop it now. Are you scared? Your so stupid because your attacking someone bigger than you. Your such a loser. LOSER, LOSER, LOSER. Hahaha. "wtf omg i never met sombody that stupet wow i gorw up ye rich end hou the beep* dou you that i cen speak beep"* I've never met anybody that stupid. Wow, me grow up? Yeah, haha thats rich (funny). How the beepcan you say that? I can speak great english. (The last sentences confused me though) As you see he is well into the late stages of 1337 worshipping.
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