Off topic competition

Off topic competition

23:47:32 Sep 21st 09 - VU Admin:

Lets see who will be able to make the most off topic post in this thread.

The topic is: Off topic competition

23:48:57 Sep 21st 09 - Ms. Kittie Croft:

... I think u might be bored... O.o

23:49:06 Sep 21st 09 - Sir Gingerbread Man:

I like pie.

23:51:26 Sep 21st 09 - Mr. Arthur Dent:

Did anyone see the Washington Huskies game? The Huskies beat USC!!!! WOHOO! We didn't win a single game last year, and we beat the #3 team! We are 24th, wohoooooooooo! woof :)

23:51:46 Sep 21st 09 - Sir Pools Closed:

Sally, that is disgusting.

23:52:11 Sep 21st 09 - Sir Pools Closed:

WHO STOLE MY PURPLE UNICORN???

23:53:29 Sep 21st 09 - Lord Stewie Griffin:

23:54:02 Sep 21st 09 - Dr. Raving Lunatic:

I did Sir Pools Closed. It went with our Purple city and flowers

23:55:26 Sep 21st 09 - Sir Pools Closed:

Jack and jill went up the hill,
to smoke some marajuana,
jack got high,
pulled down his fly,
and asked jill if she wanna.
jill said yes,
pulled up her dress,
and had a little fun,
but stupid jill,
forgot the pill,
and now they have a son

23:59:57 Sep 21st 09 - Mr. Crissxcross:

Just came home from work and can't believe reading such a crap, OMG I need a RL :D

00:00:45 Sep 22nd 09 - Lord Pesterd:

spatula!

00:02:05 Sep 22nd 09 - Dr. Raving Lunatic:

spork

00:07:43 Sep 22nd 09 - Psycho Puff Daddy Choo Choo:

an awful lot of my posts are off topic so since this thread's topic is to be off topic I suppose posting about being off topic is on topic and then should be considered being off.

00:11:49 Sep 22nd 09 - Demonslayer Charley Deallus IV:

Behold...the Hubicorn

00:21:26 Sep 22nd 09 - Mr. Arthur Dent:

Wait... So if the topic is being off topic, and we are all trying to be off topic, that means that we are actually being on topic, so the only way to be off topic is to be on topic...

I am now talking about being off topic.

00:23:13 Sep 22nd 09 - Ms. Kittie Croft:

I was too ... :P .. and now I wanna know what the price is.. cause.. what is a competition without pressies???

00:27:39 Sep 22nd 09 - Demonslayer Charley Deallus IV:

You get a pwetty pony for your birthday from Charley

00:28:34 Sep 22nd 09 - Mr. Drunkoldman:

excuse me? uhhh excuse me? has anyone seen the bridge? where's that confounded bridge...

00:28:36 Sep 22nd 09 - Dr. Raving Lunatic:

Is it live ?

00:31:14 Sep 22nd 09 - Dr. Raving Lunatic:

I stole the bridge also. Crazy was escaping via the bridge sooo it had to go

00:39:55 Sep 22nd 09 - Ms. Kittie Croft:

... I was sorta hoping bt's but.. okies.. YeeHeyy Pony ! BRING IT!)

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00:42:05 Sep 22nd 09 - Duchess Darkness:

I attacked at 100% and lost!!!! ADMIN please fix this bug!! uh! :'(

00:43:04 Sep 22nd 09 - Mr. Hanky Panky:

i've just had a poo :)

00:53:39 Sep 22nd 09 - Ms. Kittie Croft:

(tmi) oh no why did I open this again :/

01:03:35 Sep 22nd 09 - Mr. Ninja Gonosite:

well i was thinking about maybe...

sexy semi-bitches trying to slapz a young person who would like cookiez because he doesnt like semi-bitches and like to be an stalker of his sex opposive and he also like cookiez?

01:05:51 Sep 22nd 09 - Dr. Raving Lunatic:

nice there Ninja

01:09:34 Sep 22nd 09 - Demonslayer Charley Deallus IV:

Hey pimpz im offtopic w0rd!

Ebonics translator for the win.

01:10:26 Sep 22nd 09 - Psycho Puff Daddy Choo Choo:

are you the sexy-semi or the young person? and unicorns are all girls. so that lezbo action pic offends my sensibility.

01:13:42 Sep 22nd 09 - Demonslayer Charley Deallus IV:

It isn't a unicorn...it is a hubicorn

01:19:45 Sep 22nd 09 - Mr. Ninja Gonosite:

sexy semi-bitches trying to slapz a young person who would like cookiez because he doesnt like semi-bitches and like to be an stalker of his sex opposive and he also like cookiez?

then the young person was deciding not to decide of not to eat cokiez cause the sexi semi-bitchez wont slap his sexi face which he loves and he wont eat cookiez so he will get bitch slaped and he was masterbating and he accidentaly cum over his keyboard and he tasted it and tasted not to taste like cookiez =P

01:24:14 Sep 22nd 09 - Psycho Puff Daddy Choo Choo:

yikes. is a Hubicorn two unicorns humping one another? while one kid watches?

01:31:44 Sep 22nd 09 - Dr. Raving Lunatic:

About now I could use a skype emotcon for roflol

01:33:50 Sep 22nd 09 - Demonslayer Charley Deallus IV:

No words can describe a hubicorn. The only phrase of one speaking has been: "My horn can pierce the sky!"

01:34:49 Sep 22nd 09 - Sir Pools Closed:

Liek this?

01:37:17 Sep 22nd 09 - Dr. Raving Lunatic:

Indeed

Hopes Sir Pools Closed is a girl so saying I luv yous for this isnt gay

01:42:59 Sep 22nd 09 - Endless Death:

01:44:21 Sep 22nd 09 - Dr. Raving Lunatic:

Nope didnt ask for that one. LOL

01:46:47 Sep 22nd 09 - Endless Death:

this one? or

01:47:57 Sep 22nd 09 - Ms. Kittie Croft:

O.o

nice one

03:05:20 Sep 22nd 09 - Mr. Drunkoldman:

define topic.

03:17:57 Sep 22nd 09 - Dr. Raving Lunatic:

Lyrics to The Philosopher's Drinking Song :

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. ..

David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And René Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

03:25:23 Sep 22nd 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

03:31:28 Sep 22nd 09 - Dr. Raving Lunatic:

An automobile hunter I see

03:41:08 Sep 22nd 09 - Duke Nukem:

Its finally happen... zeta has lost the plot

03:54:22 Sep 22nd 09 - Mr. Pieguy:

is god real?

04:09:29 Sep 22nd 09 - Sir Moonshine:

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15:47:32 Sep 21st 09
Lets see who will be able to make the most off topic post in this thread.

The topic is: Off topic competition

Is there a prize for most off-topic thing even as you mentioned it's a competition.

04:09:39 Sep 22nd 09 - Dr. Raving Lunatic:

which god?

04:22:03 Sep 22nd 09 - Mr. Desol:

OMFG an off topic competition!!! This is going to be freakin sweet! I almost said sweat! HAHAH To day for evening chow I had 10 chicken nugget!!! Can you beleive that?!?! 10!!! not 8 like they are susposed to give, but 10!!!!!! crazy shit right there(I think I might report myself for saing that one single word!) and some fries! YUM! anyways in 1 month I might get to go back home! that would be sweat!(OH, I did it!) I miss my dog and I'm sick of those cursed blue falcons! if they are going to do something like that at least give me some lube first! I mean sheesh! damn to dessert oh mighty one! with snow, its too freaking hot! well thats all from me, I might submit another entry to try to win this competition. well, all from me for now!
~Desol

04:23:36 Sep 22nd 09 - Mr. Desol:

Actualy, I'm not quite done yet, I can't remember how to put movies in or pics or anything of that sort, little help?
Where did the hot buttons(url, insert image, ect...) go, and when did they you press enter once it moves two lines get removed.

04:28:26 Sep 22nd 09 - Mr. Desol:

OMG!!! That picture is photoshoped!!!(just look at the head(among other things(mebey like his hand compaired to the skies of that awsome looking weapon)))

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