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| 23:58:08 Mar 9th 09 - Mr. Jefzwang: One-line jokes, and I guess jokes where the punch line is one line but there's setup are ok. But preferrably one-liners only, such as: A man walked into a bar. Ouch. Pretty old one, but as u can see its only one line. Literally. Q&As, Tom Swifties, Daffynitions, Warped Wisemans are also ok, for example: Warped Wiseman wonders: Why are all the winners of the Miss Universe contest from Earth?
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| 23:59:52 Mar 9th 09 - Mr. Bill Larson: You are retarded... | ||||
| 00:06:59 Mar 10th 09 - Ms. Coxy Reborn: haha bill larsons was the funniest | ||||
| 00:08:43 Mar 10th 09 - Mr. Testing: no you saying that made it funny! lol | ||||
| 00:23:18 Mar 10th 09 - Ms. Coxy Reborn: yeah lol thats what i meant... i think.. anyays jefzwang, your one liners sucked man.. think them through before posting them! | ||||
| 02:00:48 Mar 10th 09 - Mr. Hanky Panky: is their a mirror in your pants ? because i can see myself in them... | ||||
| 02:10:20 Mar 10th 09 - Mr. Testing: A man sits on a toilet, a voice rings out, "I can see you!!!" | ||||
| 02:19:37 Mar 10th 09 - Mr. Hanky Panky: lol in the jokes thread? | ||||
| 15:27:43 Mar 10th 09 - Mr. Hemelduiker: is that a gun you're carrying? or are you just happy to see me? | ||||
| 15:31:07 Mar 10th 09 - Prince Pelagius Septim VII: *Arnold Schwarzenegger stabs a guy with a knife and nails him to the wall with it* "Stick around!" | ||||
| 15:59:11 Mar 10th 09 - Mr. Testing: Arnold Schwarzenegger puts his fuel cell in the advanced robots mouth. | ||||
| 16:40:47 Mar 10th 09 - Lady Santa The Green Eyed: Who needs oneliners when you've got Arnold Schwarzenegger? | ||||
| 17:05:57 Mar 10th 09 - Mr. Seloc: How much does a polar bear weigh? enought to break the ice.... | ||||
| 17:10:07 Mar 10th 09 - Ms. Coxy Reborn: "brannigans law is like brannigan's love, hard and fast" | ||||
| 17:58:02 Mar 10th 09 - Mr. Magnesium: "I'll be back" | ||||
| 21:01:36 Mar 10th 09 - Lady Santa The Green Eyed: Needless to say | ||||
| 21:27:46 Mar 10th 09 - Demonslayer Scientist: Arnold has bigger knockers than her. Roid rage also | ||||
| 21:30:09 Mar 10th 09 - Mr. Sexy Spartan: jefzwang, shut the f*ck up you nubtard! | ||||
| 21:51:34 Mar 10th 09 - Lady Santa The Green Eyed: Don't ruin the happy Ahnold time! | ||||
| 23:41:54 Mar 10th 09 - Mr. Hemelduiker: The Governator! | ||||
| 17:33:49 Mar 11th 09 - Mr. Hemelduiker: i still miss my ex ... but my aim is getting better! | ||||
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