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Oy!
15:42:14 Jul 8th 07 - Duke Dork:

Hear me, hear me!  For I have a important message to give out, in about one month, that's right, ONE month, I will be ehading for the country of strange hats, (hopefully) cheap beer and (hopefully) tasty food.  You heard it right, Effie is taking his ass to Poland, to be more exact he will be heading 110km away from Gdansk, in a town caled something like Khaajhgdjsahfgbks.

So, so, so, I need to know, what can a person of my great caliber do there? I don't want to know anything about parks or so, I will find those when I'm drunk anyway, no, what I want to know is, where can I find the cheapest beer and the most attracting women around? Where can I find pizza that tastes like swedish pizza? Where can I do illegal stuff without getting caught; treason, prostitution(I will sell, not buy...), buying beer for younglings and so on and so on, you get the picture.

Oh dear players of VU, where can a man/boy/fellow/corps do these things?

Regards, Effie Beffie Deffie Toothpaste


15:44:07 Jul 8th 07 - Ms. Iamburnt:

Can you bring me a set of lederhosen?


18:29:48 Jul 8th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

the red light disrict!


18:38:40 Jul 8th 07 - Duke Mielo:

can I come? =(


18:41:30 Jul 8th 07 - Sir Tiber Septim II:

*Tiber quietly walks over and jumps into effie's suitcase...


18:45:10 Jul 8th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

*defensive poos in the suitcase and slams the lid and mails int to timbuck too and buys duke a new suitcase which he climbs into


19:01:38 Jul 8th 07 - Sir Tiber Septim II:

*Tiber opens up Effie's suitcase.

"Why did you poop in Shezmu's suitcase, he isn't going to like that"

*Tiber shuts Effie's suitcase.


20:09:15 Jul 8th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

i didnt i pooed in the suitcase with you init =)


20:39:28 Jul 8th 07 - Mr. Kassius Xxi:

..........................................................................?


21:10:28 Jul 8th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

i agree kassius


21:11:24 Jul 8th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

i agree with seloc

 

now who wants a beer?


20:12:20 Jul 13th 07 - Duke Dork:

"the red light disrict!"

I'm going to Poland...

"can I come? =("

Of course, I already bought your ticket man... ;)

Sir Tiber Septim II

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7/8/2007 6:41:30 PM
*Tiber quietly walks over and jumps into effie's suitcase...
Mr. Defensive

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7/8/2007 6:45:10 PM
*defensive poos in the suitcase and slams the lid and mails int to timbuck too and buys duke a new suitcase which he climbs into
Sir Tiber Septim II

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7/8/2007 7:01:38 PM

*Tiber opens up Effie's suitcase.

"Why did you poop in Shezmu's suitcase, he isn't going to like that"

*Tiber shuts Effie's suitcase.

Mr. Defensive

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7/8/2007 8:09:15 PM
i didnt i pooed in the suitcase with you init =)

*Decides to go without any packing at all...*

"now who wants a beer?"

I want one... ...   ....   ...Better make that three.


20:28:27 Jul 13th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

there a red light district everywhere you just got to fnd it........


21:35:01 Jul 13th 07 - Lord Senturu:

Effrandor. how can we survive without your Spamming?

your like my idol. i started the to spam because of you now your leaving me? wahahahahahahah


01:53:49 Jul 14th 07 - Dreadlord Valarion:

there are attractive women in poland?:o


02:02:40 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Razios:

Breadlord posts in an Effie topic?


05:10:53 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Echion:

Just to make this clear..

Effie is mine, he is the effmeister!

He and his penor are way to powerfull for this world.

He would overpower those whores.


18:37:59 Jul 14th 07 - Duke Mielo:

/me slaps Echion ... Boy you are on dangerous turf! Efrandor DOESN'T belong to anyone ... except me


Of course, I already bought your ticket man... ;)
Alright ^^ My suitcase is already made!


12:00:36 Aug 13th 07 - Duke Dork:

Aight, so I'm back, i didnt find Any pizza, in fact we wasnt allowed to leave the hotel at all since there was a risk of getting killed by the polish folks... Also, there was no need to find Any red-light district since i 'found' a girl down there from my hometown, and what a girl:) alot of beer of course, Mielo I drank 10 for you;) waah, I miss VU!!


12:33:16 Aug 13th 07 - Duke Mielo:

haha ... you are back? for real?


12:42:50 Aug 13th 07 - Sir Scientist:

Glad to hear your back Effie.....long time no speak :P


14:26:30 Aug 13th 07 - Mr. Carolus Rex The Sexyman:

gratz to losing your virginity!


22:27:24 Aug 16th 07 - Duke Dork:

Naah, still not back... no internet at home...

Waah, I hate growing up, getting a job, finding somewhere to live, start drinking coffe...  I don't get it how you "pro-adults" do it... cause.. I just don't get it...  I wanna be 16 again...  But... I guess that won't happen...

Mielo, I miss youuuuuuu, here's a chocolate-heart for you.

And one for Stormie, one for  Venomz, one for... euhm... I'm drunk, here's a chocolate-heart for everyone in Carnage and for everyone in VU.... except for you spammers...  spammers are bad people.. ;)

Sci, sci, sci...   When will you do experiments on me... :)


03:37:38 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Ral:

... sooooooo, can i have a choco heart?


03:55:32 Aug 17th 07 - Lord Senturu:

Dork, what about me? i dont get nuttin? geeze after all that time we spent together Spamming the forum.

fine i see how it is. you go against everything you ever believe in. ill teach you.

and Effie, i know the feeling bout growing up. :(


04:07:01 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Ral:

Ral has cupcakes...


04:09:38 Aug 17th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

That guy in that alley over there says he has candy...

*Septim looks to see Michael Jackson waving to Senturu and shudders


04:13:39 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Ral:

 

*Ral eats his cupcakes then disides hes still hungry... he then slowley walks twords the strange man with candy!*


04:16:00 Aug 17th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*As soon as Ral is in range Michael Jackson rips off his mask, revealing Swifty, the REAL nasty person. Swifty drags Ral into his love shack...


04:24:02 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Ral:

*everybody hears Ral screaming inside the shack!! then he emerges sevrel minuts later saying something about prostate cancer...*


04:26:32 Aug 17th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim looks as Swifty AND Michael Jackson capture Ral and bring him to the love shack,...


04:31:36 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Ral:

*Ral comes out five minuts later covered and blood and weilding the master sword... he then charges tword septim screaming my battle roar!!*

 

 


04:41:11 Aug 17th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Ral is grabbed from behind by Michael Jackson

Michael: "I cannot be killed, I am the DEVIL!"

*Michael Jackson drags Ral back into the love shack, Septim hears Barry White music playing


04:46:11 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Ral:

*everyone hears a big "BBOOOM" then Ral is seen fleeing the scene in a

blue limmo and isnt hear form for an uncertain amount of time... then one day 

he shows up chalanging Micheal Jackson to a duel!! for he has gained the

triforce and has the power to repeal evil infused in his sword!!*


04:48:27 Aug 17th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Michael Jackson does the moonwalk and the Triforce flies into him

"Wooh wooh!"

*Michael Jackson uses the Triforce to super-rape Ral


04:50:46 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Ral:

*Ral slinks away in defeat... then realizes he had an AK-47 the whole time

and busts so many caps in Micheal Jacksons ass,  he turned black again*


04:52:07 Aug 17th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim watches the whole scene

"Ral, THIS is the weirdest scene ever..."

*Michael Jackson jumps up, grabs Ral, and drags him to the love shack

"Ewwwwww..."


04:55:50 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Ral:

*Ral agrees and makes  a feature length film about the whole ordeal, staring

William Shatner, Will Smith, and Micheal Jackson... then doesnt invite septim

to the after party..*


05:29:50 Aug 17th 07 - Ms. Spoon:

Amsterdam!


07:27:39 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Ral:

shush you!


07:32:25 Aug 17th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim punches William Shatner in the face during the after party and steals his clothes and hairpiece. Septim walks into the after party and starts eating...


07:52:18 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Ral:

*uma thurman inevitabally notices right away, and busts out her hanzo sword

and cuts off your head.. which is then tied to a pole and used for tether ball

for the kids!!**


18:18:12 Aug 17th 07 - Duke Mielo:

omg ... I can't believe you guys ... You even spammed effies thread? YOU GUYS SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!!


18:23:08 Aug 17th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

He isn't using it anymore, it's fine...


18:27:27 Aug 17th 07 - Duke Mielo:

no it's not fine! it used to be cool around here ... guess you just spoiled everything with your spam!


18:28:34 Aug 17th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

Out of respect for EFFIE and Senturu I guess I'll stop spammin' here...


23:17:44 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Ral:

go spam on my thread!

i like it!


23:50:53 Aug 18th 07 - Duke Dork:

Duke 'Protector of Effie' Mielo...   what a guy^^

Senturu, of course you'll get something....  I have a special treat for you, bunny juice, really tasty.


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