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Granted, Someone gave you a "cookie" in your front yard ruining the grass with their hotrod of a car.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, your brand new hotwheels corvette glides awesome!!!

I wish I had the ability to shoot lightning from the sky.

Granted, However it does not stop and you get buried under 10 feet of snow, and freeze.

I wish I had that goldfish from the last thread like this.

wish granted, the apple is rotten and has a worm crawling around inside

I wish i had sum pot

Granted, you were send to siberia.

I wish charley didn't made this game again and called it a "new game" since it has been here for only 23165431864 years...

charley the copycat

Granted, however you girlfriend leaves you.

I wish I had a state of the art laptop.

Granted, but its called Malta ;p

I wish I could fly

Granted, you are now in hell

I wish for a thousand wishes

Granted but the genie who grants your wishes only speaks Arabic :p


I wish for a purple unicorn with a rubber horn xP

granted. you now have a pruple unicorn, but it just gored you with its rubbber horn.

i wish i wasn't bored...

Granted.

the world most amazing games console falls from the sky

but then sets on fire....

i wish i had some pie

Somehow, you become Lord Scientist.  Everyone cracks jokes and pokes fun at you until you commit suicide

I wish I didn't have to take college finals this week

Granted, but the sword is so big that you cannot even lift it off the ground.  You wonder how you could have made a wish that made you look so stupid.

I wish I had superhuman strength.

Granted, but it's only charged to four and you can't use it.

I wish I had a can of sp@m!!!

[[OOC: That was for Charley and his superhuman strength...but it did sound pretty funny in that context...]]

Granted, but Dell puts out a new computer making all other technology obsolete, your company can't keep up with the change, Guild wars takes over the market and you are left with nothing.

  I wish I had a hot asain woman to clean my house and do my taxes.

Granted. But once everyone knows you own the game, no one wants to play it, it fails big time, Blizzard gets into liquidation, all your creditors sue you, and all your VU kingdommates leave you.

I wish I had a pet Penguin.

Edit: Bah - this was for Demonsul

[[This is for TBL]]

The pet penguin calls a nazgul which eats you because it is no ordinary penguin.

I wish I had an Irish accent

Granted, but now everyone assumes you are not you because you have a different accent, and everyone you know disowns you and the bank won't give you your money and you are left with nothing because all your credentials are marked to someone with a different accent.

I wish I had a sniper rifle.

[That was for cedric, damn.]

You can play the banjo but you don't have one so the skill is useless.

I wish I had a sniper rifle.

Granted, but your tusks are wanted by hunters and they shoot you dead.  On the bright side your tusks were worth quite a bit.

I wish I could be immortal

granted but you get counter sniped by your neighbour

i wish i was a immortal elephant that can also swim.

[NINJA POSTERS RUINED MY LIFE]

Granted but you end up drowning in your own possession, as you are thrown off of the land.

I wish I owned Mars.

You accidentally set yourself on fire and burn in agonizing pain.

I wish my roommate would stop staying up until 5am playing video games.

[[NINJA'D you biatch!*stands* rawr!]]

You arrive in the country but cannot speak the language well.  All of the racists than tell you that running around naked is normal.  You get beat by police officers and thrown in jail for indecent exposure.

I wish I wish I was a fish!

[DAMMIT TOO MANY NINJAAASSSS!!!!]

Granted but you get slithered over by a snail and crushed to death.

I wish I owned an alien civilization.

Granted, but you get banned from football for drug abuse and lose your life's meaning.

I wish I was an internet fad star.