If you want some really good humor... KVN is the best. KVN (Russian: КВН, an abbreviation of Russian: Клуб Весёлых и Находчивых, Klub Vesyolykh i Nakhodchivykh", "Club of the Merry and Inventive" people) is a Russian humor TV show where teams (usually teams of students) compete by giving funny answers to questions, improvisations, prepared sketches. The program has been aired by Channel One since November 8th 1961. Eleven years later, in 1972, when a few programs were being broadcast live, Soviet censors found the students' impromptu jokes offensively anti-Soviet and banned the KVN for fourteen years. The show was revived during the Perestroika era, in 1986, with Alexander Maslyakov as its host. It is one of the longest-running programs on Russian TV. It also has its own holiday on November 8th, the birthday of the game, which KVN players celebrate every year since it was announced and widely celebrated for the first time i*beep*r>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KVN
Chuck Norris
0.05 - a local production studios decided to continue the chuck norris saga in the town... chuck norris came to save all.. 0.25 (bandit) - hey you dumbass! 0.30 (chuck) - he's talking to someone of us.. 0.38 (chuck) - I'll take care of that. 0.42 (chuck) - What did you say, you dirty hygenicophyle!! (hey it's not easy to translate!) 0.50 (bandit) - You'll die right now! 0.58 (bandit) - um.. then... you died now! 1.00 (bandit) - ai ai ai... he caught me! 1.30 (chuck) - now those bandits know where they belong. 1.40 (chuck) - the city is now clean, have fun.
0;26 - Perfect world - by Normal People scene 1 - RUSSIAN watermelon market. Explanation: In russia 99.9% of watermelons are imported from other countries but are called 'russian'... They then dance 'old russian dances'... scene 2,3 - pretty obvious :P scene 4- if you've ever been drunk... you'll understand. scene 5 - policeman stops illegal immigrant. then gives the guy the stamp that makes him "legal"... you get the point :) scene 6- beer in the morning, nice huh? scene 7- sign reads "other sock" scene 8- um... teacher... :P scene 9 - guess scene 10 - signs have girl's names + number scene 11 - sign reads "We are all FINE!" scene 12 - obvious end: Russia 2, England 1. Impossible is possible. Russia 7, Israel 0
