| Sex Laws |
03:53:52 Feb 11th 09 - Duke Dark Blood:
Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho,
Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia,
North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah,
Virginia and Washington D.C.
honestly?? lmao.
An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona,
Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada,
New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah,
Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.
hahahahahaa. amen to thaat.
In Georgia those charged and convicted for either oral or anal sex can
be sentenced to no less than one year and no more than 20 years
imprisonment.
ridiculous.
In Missouri sexually deviant behavior between people of the same sex is classified as a class A misdemeanor.
homophobes.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth.
who'd wanna bang a truck driver, in a toll booth, anyway :| ?
In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom.
kinda smart, how are they gonna follow through with that one though? hah
In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife's ear during sex.
hahahaha
In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.
LMFAO.
In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances [including the wedding night!]
weeirrd. so many questions...so little time.
In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.
once again...who would want to do that?
In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face.
that suucks :|
Animals are not exempt from the law either and here are three of the most ridiculous:
In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.
In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks.
HAHAHAH. HONESTLY. are you gonna sue a moose? who the *beep* is coming up with there laws???
California proves to be not quite so liberal for the animals...In
Ventura County cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit.
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
wonder which head, ahahah.
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
sex for the first time... Why? under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry.
fuuucked up
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover,
on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
i think i like this one. ha.
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act.
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In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
HAHAHA WTF
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
lmfao. honestly. like really. what the *beep*.
My fried looked these up, and she added the odd comments, ignore them I guess ;)
Still funny as hell.
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04:03:23 Feb 11th 09 - Sir Epyon:
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04:13:26 Feb 11th 09 - Mr. Magnesium:
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
sex for the first time... Why? under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry.
False. Sorry, I researched it one time. Most of the others are probably false also, but it's still amusing :D
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04:14:13 Feb 11th 09 - Mr. Justin:
In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances [including the wedding night!]
haha im screwed
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04:22:58 Feb 11th 09 - Prince Pelagius Septim VII:
...those Nevada ones make me sort of nervous...
*hides his boner*
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04:33:58 Feb 11th 09 - Mr. Justin:
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04:35:54 Feb 11th 09 - Mr. Jet:
"There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
sex for the first time... Why? under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry."
Why don't they just break their own hymen instead of paying some dude to do it.
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04:36:42 Feb 11th 09 - Prince Pelagius Septim VII:
Because then those dudes would be out of the job, and in this economic crysis, we cannot afford to have jobs lost!
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04:38:45 Feb 11th 09 - Mr. Magnesium:
it's fake guys, sorry :( I know I ruined a lot of future careers there.
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04:40:19 Feb 11th 09 - Demonslayer John Berkeley:
You lost a lot of friends...
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04:42:13 Feb 11th 09 - Mr. Justin:
lol Washington state laws are actually not allowed to have sex with someone 3 yrs younger then you until your over the age of 18 then it turns to rape.
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04:42:58 Feb 11th 09 - Prince Pelagius Septim VII:
In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession.
 In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760.
Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane.
 In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.
In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.
It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.
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In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.
California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.
In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.
In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.
In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.
In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.
In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front.
A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia.
In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents.
In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark.
In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.
In Utah, birds have the right of way on any public highway.
In Ohio, one must have a license to keep a bear.
In Tennessee, a law exists which prohibits the sale of bologna (sandwich meat) on Sunday.
In Virginia, the Code of 1930 has a statute which prohibits corrupt practices or bribery by any person other than political candidates.
In Providence, Rhode Island, it is against the law to jump off a bridge.
In the State of Kansas, you're not allowed to drive a buffalo through a street.
In Florida, it is against the law to put livestock on a school bus.
In New Jersey, cabbage can't be sold on Sunday.
In North Carolina, it is against the law for dogs and cats to fight.
In Singapore, it is illegal to chew gum.
In Cleveland, Ohio, it is unlawful to leave chewing gum in public places.
In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m.
In New York, it is against the law for children to pick up or collect cigarette and cigar butts.
In Massachusetts, it is against the law to put tomatos in clam chowder.
In Washington State, you can't carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length.
In San Francisco, there is an ordinance, which bans the picking up and throwing of used confetti.
In Kentucky, it is illegal for a merchant to force a person into his place of business for the purpose of making a sale.
It is against the law in Connecticut for a man to write love letters to a girl whose mother or father has forbidden the relationship.
In Michigan, married couples must live together or be imprisoned.
In Phoenix, Arizona, you can't walk through a hotel lobby with spurs on.
In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.
In Utah, daylight must be visible between dancing couples.
In Michigan, it is against the law for a lady to lift her skirt more than 6 inches while walking through a mud puddle.
In North Carolina, it is against the law for a rabbit to race down the street.
In Georgia, it's against the law to spread a false rumor.
In West Virginia, one can't cook sauerkraut or cabbage due to the odors and the offence is subject to imprisonment.
In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave.
The law states that more than 3000 sheep cannot be herded down Hollywood Blvd. at any one time.
In Texas, it is still a "hanging offense" to steal cattle.
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05:00:14 Feb 11th 09 - Monarch Vicereine of Wickedness:
In Texas, it is still a "hanging offense" to steal cattle.
horses too
hehe
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05:42:26 Feb 11th 09 - Monarch Vicereine of Wickedness:
It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
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05:57:47 Feb 11th 09 - Mr. Justin:
lol i think 2 mins is long enough to get dressed, jump back into the front seat and get out and ask whats the problem officer :P
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05:59:36 Feb 11th 09 - Monarch Vicereine of Wickedness:
The owner of every hotel in Hastings Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
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06:00:32 Feb 11th 09 - Mr. Burninglegion:
Septim did u just make this crap up from the top of your head ... because they are so damn obvious that they arnt real , mostly because 3/4 are situations that would almost never occur ... i like the top one more =]
REMIS!!
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06:13:09 Feb 11th 09 - Monarch Vicereine of Wickedness:
Bozeman Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude.
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06:15:28 Feb 11th 09 - Monarch Vicereine of Wickedness:
In Merryville Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."
In Norfolk Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a Civil Service job--for men only--called a corset inspector.)
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06:24:51 Feb 11th 09 - Demonslayer John Berkeley:
Let's not get too...addicted to this...some of you worry me. Get some air ;)
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06:50:01 Feb 11th 09 - Endless Delight:
An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall
appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be
escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club".
The following important amendment however is to be considered here: "The
provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90
pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to male horses."
lmao
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06:52:32 Feb 11th 09 - Monarch Vicereine of Wickedness:
I liked the one after it where horses had to wear trousers and mules straw hats on sunday
good to see you Endless :-)
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06:53:57 Feb 11th 09 - Endless Delight:
Yes, funny site :)
Good to see you too!
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08:15:55 Feb 11th 09 - Prince Mielo:
In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face.
that suucks :|
>>>Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho,
Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia,
North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah,
Virginia and Washington D.C.
you can't suck in Washington DC!
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08:34:04 Feb 11th 09 - Monarch Vicereine of Wickedness:
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16:12:52 Feb 11th 09 - Sir Fords Boner:
Arzun, you'll never put sex into practice, well not until you reach your teens maybe.
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19:51:36 Feb 11th 09 - Mr. Opportunity:
>>>Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.
Bill Clinton broke da law!!!
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19:57:38 Feb 11th 09 - Demonslayer John Berkeley:
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02:54:00 Feb 12th 09 - Duke Dark Blood:
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05:00:14 Feb 23rd 09 - Mr. Jefzwang:
In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.
WHAT THE HECK ELSE DO YOU DRIVE A CAR WITH?!?!?!
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16:39:44 Feb 23rd 09 - Prince Mielo:
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17:10:32 Feb 23rd 09 - Sir Darkmarsbar:
"Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C."
Lol, sucks to live there.....
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17:43:30 Feb 23rd 09 - Ms. Quiettone:
Suicide is illegal over here in sainland :D
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19:08:02 Feb 23rd 09 - Mr. Alfiheim:
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19:18:24 Feb 23rd 09 - Prince Pelagius Septim VII:
Mr. Jefzwang
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In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.
WHAT THE HECK ELSE DO YOU DRIVE A CAR WITH?!?!?! |
Nothing wrong with caution...;-)
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20:25:44 Feb 23rd 09 - Sir Shmeh:
Ms. Quiettone
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Suicide is illegal over here in sainland :D |
How can they uphold that law? lol
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20:58:02 Feb 23rd 09 - Mr. Reddragon VII:
¨In Virginia, the Code of 1930 has a statute which prohibits corrupt practices or bribery by any person other than political candidates.¨
and the blind cant drivie a car its a wise law.
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21:00:12 Feb 23rd 09 - Mr. Reddragon VII:
In Washington State, you can't carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length. i miss that one lol, WTH 6 feet? what do you have there a cannon.
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21:15:25 Feb 23rd 09 - Lady Santa The Blue Eyed:
How are you even going to conceal a 6 feet tall weapon? :P
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21:27:56 Feb 23rd 09 - Mr. Nemesis:
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00:50:05 Feb 24th 09 - Mr. Bill Larson:
In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.
Dammit... XD
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04:57:42 Feb 24th 09 - Sir Samulis The Incredious:
How are you even going to conceal a 6 feet tall weapon? :P
What if you took a pike and removed the head and concealed it, then re-attached the head and killed someone...
Or what about one of those 7 foot tall people, I bet they could conceal a big gun or somthing. XD
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10:45:15 Feb 24th 09 - Lady Santa The Blue Eyed:
Hide it under your 7 feet coat then? :P
Nah, I think Nemesis is right. In America I'm sure they build foldaway weapons ;)
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21:50:35 Feb 24th 09 - Mr. Nemesis:
Anal intercourse is banned.
I was looking up funny laws and look what I found for Cincinnati, Ohio XD
Also this one I found for Cleveland :P
It’s illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!
Oxford
It's Illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a mans picture.
Paulding
A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
Im gonna look up more of these they are funny XD
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22:10:02 Feb 24th 09 - Mr. Nemesis:
Back when the Ohio constitution was written in 1802, the mentally ill
were referred to as idiots rather then to more politically correct
terms used today. So, it was written in the constitution that idiots
were banned from voting. However, such provisions did not apply to
those running for office, so it’s possible to elect an idiots into
office.
I think we must have been smart :)
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Cross-dressing in the town of Ironton is not allowed and will send you to jail.
Looks like a bunch of people on VU will be sent to jail
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You may not solicit a person of the same sex for sexual activities if the the other person is not interested.
Section 133.04 IMPORTUNING.
(A) No person shall solicit a person under 13 years of age to engage
in sexual activity with the offender, whether or not the offender knows
the age of the person.
(B) No person shall solicit a person of the same sex to engage in
sexual activity with the offender, when the offender knows the
solicitation is offensive to the other person, or is reckless in that
regard.
(C) No person shall solicit another, not the spouse of the offender,
to engage in sexual conduct with the offender, when the offender is 18
years of age or older and 4 or more years older than the other person,
and the other person is over 12 but not over 15 years of age, whether
or not the offender knows the age of the other person.
(D) Whoever violates this section is guilty of importuning.
Violation of (A) or (B) above is a misdemeanor of the first degree.
Violation of (C) above is a misdemeanor of the fourth degree -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Heres one on rabbits and poultry. You cannot dye a rabbit or any poultry and then sell, trade or raffle it.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Committing a crime on Sunday or the 4th of July will not get you in
trouble as this Ohio law states you cannot be arrested on those days.
Section 2331.12
General Assembly: 100.
Bill Number: House Bill 1
Effective Date: 10-1-53No person shall be arrested during a sitting of
the senate or house of representatives, within the hall where such
session is being held, or in any court of justice, during the sitting
of such court, or on Sunday, or on the fourth day of July.
Fuc!!! yeah hope that laws still in effect XD Which means get arrested on sunday take it to court = you win cause officer broke law by arresting you :) me likey
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22:17:03 Feb 24th 09 - Mr. Nemesis:
In South Dakota, horses are not allowed to enter the Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
Wtf kinda law is that!!!!!
Also i found one in michigan that said farmers could sleep with their animals O.o
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Roflol looks like taking unmarried virgins to bed in Michigan bad idea XD
750.532 Seduction; punishment.
Sec. 532.
Punishment�Any man who shall seduce and debauch any unmarried woman
shall be guilty of a felony, punishable by imprisonment in the state
prison not more than 5 years or by fine of not more than 2,500 dollars;
but no prosecution shall be commenced under this section after 1 year
from the time of committing the offense.
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22:23:09 Feb 24th 09 - Mr. Nemesis:
Heres where I found most of what I posted. So find the funny ones and post them peeps :P
http://www.idiotlaws.com/
hmmmmm looks like you will have to type in the address being the word idiot is filtered on Vu so the link wont work XD
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22:54:17 Feb 25th 09 - Necromancer Knighed:
those laws that look so dumb they arent real sometimes are. because humans are wierd and they do wierd things and people dont wanna see those wierd things again so they make laws
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09:50:20 Feb 26th 09 - Sir Fords Boner:
Its against the law to ride an ugly horse in Wilbur.
It’s against the law to take a camel to see a movie.
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01:35:34 Mar 1st 09 - Mr. Nemesis:
sad thing is some of those *beep* laws were at one point a law XD
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