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Some days i dream of a world, where every city i take over i don't have to spend hours calculating the correct number of homes/production (hrs, cuz i blow at math and so does my calculator). A world where farms are not thirty miles from sources of irrigation, a place where miners truly dig for gold and not dig a tunnel to a mountain where they can then mine for gold. A world where after my 20k AM's kill off their 50k Level 1 army, i can capture a city were the peasants don't greet me with fruitcakes and wreaths, pezzie fathers aren't asking me to marry their daughter (or at least inpregnant them), pezzie wifes aren't asking to divorce their husbands and become my concubines, young men aren't eager to join my army and fight for the winning side. A place where the morel of the city is actually lower when i take it, than before i do.

Is this dream a possibility, can this happen? Is there hope in this shambled VU world for a simple guy like me? Can we make it happen? Or am i just dreaming? Am i forever stuck with Roxy's bad jokes? Cobra's evil sense of humor, Mielo's drunken misbehavior, DVS's "Hrm"s, and Elsin's....well, being Elsin, and me just staring at their cities, knowing fully that they are built nicely and if i took one, just one,  maybe a small one, but it would be a good one, built right and  maybe, just maybe they wouldn't notice, but if they did, well, that's hows friendships end. Never take a friends girl and never take a friend's cites, the two rules of life......

Please folks, give a hoot, adopt a nub today and make the world a better place. Give today, all donations, go straight to teaching nubs, operatiors are standing by. The call is free, give what you can spare, cause the benefits are limitless. After all, the next nub city just might turn into yours.

/me dances at the end of the rainbow...

*hands shyers 1 gc*

Yeah we Irish really are dependent on the leprechaun gold to survive

 *micky will ye stop leppin on that table*

sorry my pet leprechaun, he gives us gold in exchange for beer

*drink pure irish guinness, it's good for you!*

mummers to himself / thats right america drink guinness and improve our economy so we can build up our mil and attack,you fools don't know that our spies in america are watching you now and relaying the info to me as we speak.

mhohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......

I don't want to brag or anything, but currently Im on top ten most powerful rulers (or yes I do brag), to reach it, one must have at least 5 rainbow colonies, this is the truth and if Im lying Im not going to have sex for 40 days and 40 nights.

Lord Argyle Report 6/2/2007 12:28:47 PM

If it werent for rainbows, leprechauns wouldn't exist...and without leprechauns, Ireland wouldn't have tourists, which would lead to pain and suffering.

But beer would still exist, so everything would still be ok. ;-)

yeah we are cool

THANKS SONICA




btw: where are your cities at :D....and are they heavily defended?