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Hello people! I discovered some fancy business simulator today, and I am the bestest ever! Follow my report in how good I'll be doing!

I'm not going to name the game, because the game rules do not allow it! If you are perhaps interested in playing it, and perhaps are into a multiplayer game (Yes, there's a multiplayer function!) you should send me a PM for my email, and I might set up some multiplayer group.

Anyhow, here's my report on how I did today!

Allright, this was the first confusion for me. What kind of options to pick. There are so many. Well, after selecting a corporation name, and a personal name I had to select a portrait. What else than an old white businessman can I pick. They're the best. Note that the name of the game isn't showed on this screen. For real. Anyhow, I picked the hardest options except for my opponents wealth. They're all low on cash at the start, just like me.

Anyhow, lets play!

Well, I landed in Boston it seems. I could go to three other pretty big sized cities, but I'm in the US of A! What else would I want. Well, except for speeding down. I prefer a pause on start up. Well, it seems I have $10,000,000 and the economic climate is normal. Time to start a business!

I'm in the city. So I'll start a farm! Badass redneck shit, yeah! Pirates are badass too, so I'll be one! It seems setting up my farm only cost $3,000,000 so perhaps I should settle some other things aswell. Note that my farm is right out of town so I pay way less for my land!

Oh yeah, right before I forget. I'm going to make this a meat farm. Just meat. For men.

So, I guess I need some place where I can sell my meat. What about I put a supermarket that sells beef only in the middle of town? Loads of people go there but... wait.. I pay about $2,000,000 more for my land? Ohwell, I need skyscrapers next to my supermarket. That's badass.

Allright! From Jan the 3rd to Feb the 24th I made some profit already! $109,963! Money be mine! My supermarket is making a revenue of that much already! After just two months. Oh this concept for men works!

Well, after two months of doing nothing I got bored. What about I settle ANOTHER supermarket which can sell my meat? GREAT PLAN!
And the spot, yeah, this ones perfect.

Well, business seems to be going good, so what about I make some commercials! Oh yeah, I'm going to advertise in the newspaper first. Because reading is cool! Yeah uh, shit. Flaw. Well, allright, it's cheap, and that's badass!

How awesome is this news report.

Anyhow, my profit is in the millions, but I can't really wait for my mighty corporation to earn it. Lets get some of the other old white men to invest in my company! I bet they're chilling at the investment bank.

HEY! Chengdu! That sounds like China. AWESOME! Well, I settled two supermarkets already since I'm in a hurry, and a new farm aswell! Cheapass labourers here we come! And don't forget, JUST MEAT! MIGHTY!

Oh, wait, what's this. The economic climate in China is... Prosperous? GOOD ONE! LOL!

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! BANKRUPT? NO WAY. I WAS DOING AWESOME! IT'S NOT EVEN 12 MONTHS SINCE I SETTLED IN CHINA!

Wait.. wrong mistake. It's the 90s. I settled in communist China. I forgot! Only capitalism works in the 90s!

Well, better luck tomorrow!

Boorrriinnggg

lloks fun

yea i might play it any way though

LOWWL..
i now officialy pwn the game at 200% diff...

why ali?

poor you ... :p

Yes, Mielo sucks :)

wow mielo you forgot dread aka dreadlord?