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15:35:05 Jun 3rd 07 - Mr. Katsumoto: Well i did the stoned dog topic ages ago so check this 1 out.... The Koala and the Little Lizard... A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past , looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Fuuuu - k dude.......how much water did you drink?!!" | ||||
15:45:30 Jun 3rd 07 - Mr. Basch: ahaha thats funny as hell | ||||
18:13:24 Jun 3rd 07 - Mr. Jibbly: LMFAO OMFG that was funny | ||||
19:25:14 Jun 3rd 07 - Mr. Evan: haha nice | ||||
00:02:25 Jun 4th 07 - Mr. Spud: Brilliant. | ||||
07:31:13 Jun 4th 07 - Sir Drunken: kekeke | ||||
16:48:14 Jun 4th 07 - Ms. Scud: HAHAHAHA!!! | ||||
18:45:18 Jun 4th 07 - Mr. Basch: HAHA!! scud is lame | ||||
18:48:46 Jun 4th 07 - Mr. Santa Claus The Battle Mage: Hey, thats a nice story :) | ||||
19:59:57 Jun 4th 07 - Mr. Dark Blood: lol | ||||
01:26:03 Jun 5th 07 - Sir Fizban: That's actually pretty funny. I was surprised. | ||||
01:29:20 Jun 5th 07 - Mr. Katsumoto: :D | ||||
16:02:27 Jun 5th 07 - Mr. Hemmer: Hilarious :) | ||||
19:10:51 Jun 5th 07 - Mr. Basch: do another one katsumoto these are funny as hell ;) | ||||
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