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| 02:10:42 Dec 7th 10 - General Who: http://home.hiwaay.net/~becraft/GrossErrors.html | ||||
| 02:34:17 Dec 7th 10 - Mr. Captain America: I am sure you have confused the USA with "the rest of the world". Don't worry, it's a common typo. | ||||
| 02:36:17 Dec 7th 10 - General Who:
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| 02:44:46 Dec 7th 10 - Mr. Captain America: Sorry Muhammad, America doesn't make mistakes. If you are going to insult the land of free, you will need a more coherent argument than a website ran by an Al Qaeda operative and a song made by a racially confused white man on drugs. Let me pick out some lyrics at random: "You better watch what the fuck flies outta ya mouth Or I'ma hijack a plane and fly it into your house Burn your apartment with your family tied to the couch And slit your throat, so when you scream, only blood comes out" "Cuz AIDs infested child molesters aren't sicker than me" "Cuz the United States sponsored the rise of the 3rd Reich" "With skills unused like fallopian tubes on a dyke" "My words'll expose George Bush and Bin Laden As two separate parts of the same seven headed dragon"That is just from the first verse alone, I don't think I need to quote any more lyrics to show just how retarded this rapper is. I may be confused, but I find this inspiring. | ||||
| 02:48:21 Dec 7th 10 - General Who: lol I know. I live in america. but i still find it very interesting. not saying i believe it, but it makes me laugh haha. | ||||
| 02:53:12 Dec 7th 10 - Mr. Captain America: It's because he hates our freedom. Even since America invented Freedom and Democracy on July 4, 1776, the whole world has been jealous of us. As good Americans, we all need to do our part to help spread Freedom and Democracy across the world. VU has a lot of people who live in 3rd world (European) countries General Who, so you need to act extra patriotic to make up for it. The last thing these people need to see is self-hating Americans, these people look up to us. | ||||
| 02:55:35 Dec 7th 10 - General Who: Not self hating. Just find what some say very hilarious because they are not informed, or informed from the wrong people. | ||||
| 03:22:52 Dec 7th 10 - Sir Sorra: Captain America, your trying to point out the 'flaws' in the system by being sarcastic and using the impersonation technique, much like Steven Colbert and John Stewart........Right???????
I sure hope so... | ||||
| 03:42:02 Dec 7th 10 - Mr. Captain America: ...No. Why is it that you assume any patriotic American is being sarcastic? | ||||
| 03:59:07 Dec 7th 10 - Mr. Nooooobhammer: And the rocket's red glare... | ||||
| 04:01:17 Dec 7th 10 - Ms. Failure The Goddess of Losers: | ||||
| 04:03:26 Dec 7th 10 - Sir Sorra: Then you are an Igrnort Racist Nutcase
What really got me laughing is
"It's because he hates our freedom. Even since America invented Freedom and Democracy on July 4, 1776, the whole world has been jealous of us."
Oh my, im tearing up here...I only thought it was a Joke when people told me that there are actual people in the world who think like this I recommend picking up a book every once in a while...
Dude, you really brightened up thus dull night...tooo funny | ||||
| 04:10:49 Dec 7th 10 - Sir Sorra: To your credit...we once did have a fringe charcter like you on VU, a funny guy to...makes funny statements like teh ones you just made...Mr Gladiator I believe was his name
But maybe
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| 04:23:54 Dec 7th 10 - Mr. Captain America: This is not "Mr. Gladiator", but I am proud to know that such a patriot existed. The name Gladiator alone embodies the fighting spirit of the American people. This is my first era in VU, and I don't care for your history lessens. The past already happened, history and the past are unimportant. All that matters is the present. And I don't need to "pick up a book", in America (maybe not in your third world country) we have something called television, the internet, and the media. If I want information, I can get high quality information much faster through those sources. I recommended you pick up a document. The United States Constitution. | ||||
| 04:35:26 Dec 7th 10 - Sir Sorra:
The past already happened, history and the past are unimportant. All that matters is the present. And I don't need to "pick up a book", in America (maybe not in your third world country) we have something called television, the internet, and the media. If I want information, I can get high quality information much faster through those sources. Oh My...My I cant stop laughing.... Im even having a hard time believing this is what you actual believe....yet still so funny Never the less, Sir, you are a walking clown. This would be even funnier if it wasn't for the fact that you MIGHT actually believe this..but that might also take away from the joke whitch is you... Regardless of the catch 22 and how true o your core beliefs this is, it still provides decent entertainment on this cold and dull night!
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| 04:43:48 Dec 7th 10 - Mr. Captain America: No Sorra, Ronald McDonald is a walking clown. I am just a proud American citizen. You hate the fact that I have more freedom than you, so you resort to personal insults. Pathetic. If you aren't too much a coward, do you mind telling me what nation you are from? | ||||
| 04:47:45 Dec 7th 10 - Sir Sorra: Common Man...I am known in the game as a really humble and respectful and forgiving guy...but when you say stuff like you've just said...
Your ASKING to get slapped in the face by anyone's standards.
P.S: You must be best friends with Ronald then, considering the amount of time you spend in that restaurant (if you can call it that) every day. Just make sure not to make the Coronal Jealous! Split your time (and stomach) evenly!!!! And im from Canada!
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| 05:03:34 Dec 7th 10 - Mr. Captain America: More personal insults? Typical. Why can't we have an adult discussion here Sora? You are from Canada? You mean we haven't annexed Canada yet? Well, it all makes sense now. If I were a Canadian I wouldn't have anything to be proud of either, so it makes sense that you are mad at your American overlords. I made an image for you to compare our national birds. I spent equal time and effort making both images, so we can compare them in an unbiased fashion: First, we have the the Great Northern Loon:  And second, we have the Bald Eagle:  Yeah, I can really see why you Canadians are so angry all the time. | ||||
| 05:13:09 Dec 7th 10 - General Who: Oh my..what have I done.. | ||||
| 05:19:22 Dec 7th 10 - Mr. Skippy The Kangaroo: http://img545.imageshack.us/img54 | ||||
| 05:21:59 Dec 7th 10 - Mr. Captain America: Ok Skippy, I can't compete with that. I must concede the fact that Australia has better animals. | ||||
| 05:25:49 Dec 7th 10 - Ms. Failure The Goddess of Losers: | ||||
| 15:07:27 Dec 7th 10 - Mr. Bigger Willie Then You:
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| 15:36:20 Dec 7th 10 - Mr. Deathstreak: Finnish national animal: | ||||
| 16:25:58 Dec 9th 10 - Lord Reddragon Drunk: lol we got television for information. hurry an ambulance here,im dying of a laughing attack. (hum,maybe hes watching fox news). | ||||
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