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Damn it Rommel!  You pegged me right away! ;) 

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Well, at least no ones VU-Monned me yet... err... I did not say that... *hides from Rommel*

lol. wonder what that looks like

hmm well i guess you are being hunted lord E... i wonder who could be next

where is the Telcontar-mon then??

BOO

Pikachu never dies for he shall always respawn to electricute any *beep*er who stands in his way. (Guess who I play in SSBM)

*Remains in hiding*

Rommel got a new girlfriend, Rommel got a new girlfriend, Rommel got a new girlfriend, Rommel got a new girlfriend, Rommel got a new girlfriend, Rommel got a new girlfriend, Rommel got a new girlfriend...  ^^

Hi! Rommel again, and now that I'm back in my office (where I have a nice door that I can lock and people can leave me alone), I've decided to show off a few more catches from my VU-mon collection. I must say, these are some frequently sighted VU-mon, but people have never bothered to catch 'em. I'm starting to figure out why...

Let's start with the leader of this group!

ERUNION-MON

This VU-mon is showing up on almost every thread possible yet almost never contributes anything beneficial to the thread's topic. Many dedicated VU-mon researchers have been trying to figure out just how this VU-mon does it. Whether it has the ability to clone himself, or has found a way to control time to allow it to spread.

Strengths:

- Omnipresence (or pretty darn close)

- Quick typing speed.

Weaknesses:

- Cannot stand up to logic vs. his posts.

- Inability to stay hidden.

I also caught another one here recently and I hadn't seen it before until now. Look!

EFRANDOR-MON

(The 1337 VU-mon)

#4\/1/\/6 47741/\/3> /\/\4> 5|<1|_|_5 5|_|<# 45 <09`/1/\/6 4/\/> 94571/\/6, 7#15 \/|_|-/\/\0/\/ #45 7/>|_||_`/ <0/\/\3 1/\/70 7#3 9/>1/\/\3 0|= 7#3 <0/\/\9|_|73/> 463. #4\/1/\/6 />3<3/\/7|_`/ _|01/\/3> 7#3 />4/\/|<5 0|= 7#3 594/\/\/\/\3/> \/|_|-/\/\0/\/ |_1|<3 3/>|_|/\/10/\/-/\/\0/\/, 3|=/>4/\/>0/>-/\/\0/\/ /\/\|_|57 <0/\/\3 |_|9 \/\/17# 3471\/3 \/\/4`/5 0|= 59/>34>1/\/6 #15 594/\/\ 4/>0|_|/\/>. |_|/\/|=0/>7|_|/\/473|_`/ #3 _||_|57 >035/\/'7 #4\/3 7#3 481|_17`/ 70 637 4/>0|_|/\/> |_1|<3 3/>|_|/\/10/\/-/\/\0/\/ 50 #3 /\/\|_|57 3473 50/\/\3 0|= 7#3 \/\/0/>57 594/\/\ 90575 7#15 \/|_|-/\/\0/\/ #|_|/\/73/> #45 533/\/ 70 >473. #0\/\/3\/3/>, >|_|3 70 93/>51573/\/<3, 7#15 \/|_|-/\/\0/\/ 9/>0848|_`/ #45 4 8/>16#7 |=|_|7|_|/>3 4#34> 0|= #1/\/\.

57/>3/\/67#5:

- 481|_17`/ 70 <09`/ 4/\/> 94573

- 481|_17`/ 70 637 07#3/>5 70 |=0|_|_0\/\/ #1/\/\.

\/\/34| 0|= 4 594/\/\/\/\3/> 45 3/>|_|/\/10/\/-/\/\0/\/.

- #3'5 1337.

(Kudos to those that can translate!)

More VU-mon will be caught later!

But I want to know what it says!!

Having attained mad skills such as copying and pasting, this vu-mon has truly come into the time of the computer age. having recently joined the ranks of the spammed vu-mon like erunion-mon, efrandor-mon must come up with creative ways of spreading his spam around. unfortunately he just doesn't have the ability to get around like erunion-mon so he must eat some of the worst spam posts this vu-mon hunter has seen to date. however, due to persistence, this vu-mon probably has a bright future ahead of him.

strengths:

- ability to cogy and paste

- ability to get others to follow him.

weai of a spammed as erunion-mon.

- he's leet
(Edited by Mr. Lelouch 2/15/2007 10:16:19 PM)

rofl

rofl

At least Efrandor-mon doesn't match Erunion-mon!

More please!!!!!!!!!!

Finally! The Swiffers returns to the VU-mon field. Guess that means I'm going to have to catch some more VU-mon to keep up.

Well then all you VU-mon followers! My rival, Swiffers, has brought about the dreaded Team Lgc VU-mon. However, I know of the perfect rivals for them that's hellbent to pwn them (err... us since I'm in there) all!

AUSPICE-mon

The No-life VU-mon

How can you kill that which has no life? Well, many dedicated VU-mon researchers are trying to figure out that question, but in the meantime Auspice-mon can be the titanic thorn in your side in any VU-mon battle. Starting out with a loud roar and having achieved a level in which he knows the game exploits and is undelete-able by Admins (theoretically by 'grinding' in lower levels like Starta or Nirvana). However, whenever Auspice-mon has been outwitted, or foiled in his grand plans, real life always comes to the rescue and he disappears out of the reach of his prospective conquerers.

Strengths:

- The Sword of 1000 Truths doesn't exist in VU.

- Can actively stalk the stone market at least 18 hours a day.

- Has enough charisma to rally active feeders/cannonfodder to keep him alive while trying to execute his schemes.

- Fool-proof escape systems which enables him to avoid the death that he sees coming.

Weaknesses

- Can be beaten up by VU-mon that have lives and are in good shape.

- Wimps out whenever things don't go his way.

- Must consume a large number of true new players to keep his ego and self-esteem up.

(More to come in a bit in the Vendetta-mon expansion pack)

So that's how it is, huh?

*Tosses his VU-Mon ball into the air*

*Whips out his VU-Mondex, points it at the VU-Mon*

Mr. Devi-mon       2/15/2007 10:18:51 PM

INTRODUCING: VU-MON, DEVI-MON

If you've ever seen a giant, blubbery oaf rolling down the street in hot pursuit of a ice cream van and aren't quite sure what it is, chances are it was Devi-mon. This bulging buffoon hasn't seen his ballsacks in 3 whole years, presuming they've still survived under his immense weight. He likes to think of himself as a bit of a ladies man, and aside regularly phoning Quietone-mon, he is infatuated with Arien-mon, chatting her up in his co*beep* Scottish accent. What he doesn't know is that she has a penis and her real name is Herbert Perrywinkle.

STRENGTHS:

+ Many a man has suffocated between his lardaceous ass-cheeks
+ Did he just eat that?
+ As agile as a ballerina.
+ Most men lift weights, and fight in boxing rings. Devi-mon is different. Devi-mon eats pie and sits on them.

WEAKNESSES:

- He used to call his penor Bartholomew the Adjustable Pendulous Penis, for heavens sake.
- Easily distracted by the sight of food.
- It is impossible, I repeat, impossible to locate his nether-regions, making a low-blow intangible as a last resort.
- If you're a woman, or even a man that looks like a woman, he will come onto you.

archi your VU-mondex is behind. it dosent know that devi-mon loves to talk. especially about what he ate. :)

*After his VU-mondex finishes scanning Devi*

Hmm, a Devi-mon eh? I think even Auspice-mon will need some help against that, so I choose you!

METHOD-mon!

The Gangsta VU-mon

Yet another mystery to the VU-mon researchers, Method-mon likes to roll with his boy, Auspice-mon (even considering the fact Auspice-mon has no life.). Using his gangsta tactics, Method-mon likes to strongarm those that dare speak ill about his homies. Like a white rapper trying to do freestyle (with the possible exception of Eminem), Method-mon rolls into a thread trying to do 'drive-bys' with his wit in threads. Just like Drive-bys though, the people in the threads will either receive a casualty for those caught ill-prepared, a wound, or it will just miss them at all, making Method-mon ineffective.

Like Auspice-mon, Method-mon's gangsta tactics allow him to come out and talk smack, do a short-lived attack and then run away from retaliation. Perhaps the reason why these two VU-mon make a great combo.

Strengths:

- Loves to 'represent'.

- Rarely seen, unless he's setting up for a 'drive-by' attack.

- Freestyle 'wit' allows him to come up with new and interesting reasons as to why his gang is disbanding.

Weaknesses:

- Questionable taste in friends.

- Is weak in a toe-to-toe fight, especially against real 'gangstas' (see: Mafia)

- Drive by attacks cause little damage.

haha poor rox

(Bleh, I had a picture of the Magic Card, 'Goblin Lackey' there if anyone's bored and wants to find it)

Gonna have to pull out my trump-card now..

Mr. Banehallow-mon       2/15/2007 10:18:51 PM

INTRODUCING: VU-MON, BANEHALLOW-MON

This VU-Mon tends to surf teenage-designated chat rooms using the handle "SexyGuy19", in search of young little boys. While he isn't so much interested in fighting, or most things for that matter, what he does possess is a deep fascination for what undergarments you're wearing. Banehallow-mon has possibly the worst taste of music of any in TEAM-LGC (yes, even ahead of Sezymon-mon), and as such he's never approached by other members without them securely wearing earplugs. His best friends are Swiffers-mon (equally as Mighty), Chief Wiggum (Krum-mon) and Patrick-mon, the weedy, pug-nosed Scottish brat.


STRENGTHS:

+ MIGHTY!
+ Ich Bin Berliner!
+ Uses his awful music as an advantage, causing his enemies to haemorrhage.
+ Bratwurst, very good in tummy, ja!


WEAKNESSES:

- Nobody dares to accept mp3 files from him.
- Ridiculous accent.
- His brother is also his neighbours second removed cousins cow.

Good Lord Swiffers! Where'd you pull that VU-mon from?!

*tries to shield his eyes as he scrambles to think.... 'Must find sexxi VU-mon', then a stroke of inspiration hits.*

Spooky-mon

The Sexxi Brit VU-mon

For those whose expense account just can't afford an Arien-mon, or just don't want to go out to Texas to try to hunt a Quietone-mon (or can't deal with the time of day issues), you just can't go wrong with a Spooky-mon. Luring many of the young men of the States with European appeal and English accent, Spooky-mon is always a breath of fresh air and reason whenever she speaks. Unfortunately, when she does speak many of the male members of the VU-mon community aren't paying attention to what she says, they're just studying her assets. Thus her greatest advantage can sometime turn into a weakness.

STRENGTHS:

- Has real girly parts!

- See above if you haven't got the hint.

- Perfect spelling and grammar.

- Always something has intellegent to say, with few exceptions. (See court cases vs. Spooky-mon and Arien-mon)

WEAKNESSES

- Not taken seriously by most male VU-mon due to 'sexxi object' status.

- Has a tendency to encounter multi-users at least once in every era.

Ah, much better. Now I don't feel the need to claw my eyes out..

I can't see that last pic :(