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Under new management and with a new Anchor, Wilover.

Todays top stories:

[20:53] *** Finwe is now known as Osiris
[20:53] *** Swifty sets mode +v on Osiris
[20:55] *** Finwe has joined #vu
[20:55] *** Swifty sets mode +v on Finwe
[20:55] <Wilber> multi!
[20:55] <Stirlin> quick
[20:55] <Stirlin> make a thread about it
[20:55] <Wilber> join no pulse, quick!

Osi, despite all his claims of not multi'ing, is spotted multi'ing!



[18:07] <Aligreat> hai mielo
[18:07] <Mielo> hi
[18:08] <Aligreat> how goes your spree as a serial rapist? have the cops got any closer to catching you?
[18:08] <Mielo> no
[18:08] <Mielo> it got that lame
[18:09] <Wilber> lol
[18:09] <Mielo> it's so easy

Mielo still eludes the Belgian Police.



Arresting the wrong man, in their gay knee high boots.



[20:24] <Wilber> Augh, hows the rehab?
[20:24] <Augh> rehab?
[20:24] <Wilber> yeah
[20:25] <Wilber> drugs rehab
[20:25] <Augh> oh that rehab
[20:25] <Augh> I quit.
[20:25] <Augh> it was boring

Augh escapes from Drugs Rehab clinic and whilst under the influence, develops two obsessions:

[20:27] <Augh> Wilber, tell Q I've recorded her voice from ventrilo and thats the only drug I do nowadays. I listen to it over and over and over again.
[20:28] <Augh> I just listen to it and play with dolls in my dollhouse. one of them is her the other is me. we live in a house and have 2 children. and a volvo

Plus:

[20:30] <Augh> my hair owns.
[20:31] <Augh> its my main trait: 1. obknoxious. 2. spineless. 3 fabulous hair.


That has been today's top stories.

This has been the VUNN, sponsored by HIV - free infections for all. Good night VU.

This just in:

Osi is an ass!

FAIL much better things have happend on irc which you fail to mention

i dont like this network, its too augh oriented. surely theres something else interesting out there than just augh?

Bran:

After a re-shuffle the news line-up is:

Wilover lead Anchor.

Stirlin - Co Anchor (the one with the big boobies).

Revenge - Sports




Arzun - Weather




Rocknrolla - VU Politics




Anything you don't hear from the above guys, do not take it for truths!

Also added to the line-up

Augh - Culture and Economy specialist



I will be posting once per day about news I have heard, seen and read.

Weather and sports can be daily also.

Co-anchor and culture + economy and politics is when news is in and when it's needed.

you are a sucky reporter

why the hell is my pic in this thread?

Breaking News

Endless finally gives Wilber a picture of her boobs :p

*omg you guys are all baby faces*

*wonders if Charley is going to give me another infraction since this isn't a hangaround thread but should be one*

This just in.

MOD abuse!!!!!!

I'm not, so explain it to me ;)

new news made more news in the news today

The "anchor" has been spotted on several places. His recent activities will  most likely end in a trial for the brit.



As proven, he has been molesting innocent boys in the shower after their military practice yesterday noon.



The sick man tried to assault 20 year old women, by somehow luring a hand out of their bottoms.

If you see this person ... shoot him!

Today's weather in VU!

Fire rains from the sky as thousands of infidels are burnt to a crisp in the west! On the east coast however it will be sunny with a nice cool breeze, perfect to try on that new fall outfit and go for a nice walk. A cold wind is breaking the nice week of warm weather in the south, it is believed this nasty cold gust is originating from Ez's bed-rested loins.

This week we had the honour of interviewing a well known individual, we focused our attention on the wonderful creature:

Penguin

On a cold winter night a creature better known as penguin, made the marvelous and wise decision to join our beautiful community, where peace and love is tolerated.

As he grew in the ranks of VU he made loads of friends, lovers and weener.

This handsome lad made journeys far and wide across the VU plains. We asked him how he felt to be part of the mostly homosexual VU community:

[20:30] <Wilberforce> how have you found VU since you started playing?

[20:30] <Penguin> saw my cousin playing this game , then i joined 

[20:31] <Wilberforce> do you enjoy being part of the community?

[20:31] <Penguin> um

[20:31] <Penguin> sometimes

[20:31] <Wilberforce> why only sometimes?

[20:31] <Penguin> sometimes its fun

[20:31] <Penguin> sometimes its just so boring will all the retards talking BS

We then proceeded to ask him how he gets on with his best friends on VU, Wilberforce and Mielo (pictured below):

[20:32] <Wilberforce> how do you get on with your great friends, Mielo and Wilberforce?

[20:32] <Penguin> "great" 

[20:32] <Penguin> i always love to cyber with mielo

[20:33] <Penguin> you know cam2cam

[20:33] <Penguin> and always like to make some fun of my homie wilber :)

Finally, we asked him if he would stay friends with the people he met in VU forever.

[20:41] <Penguin> cant say yes or no

[20:41] <Penguin> we will see in time :)

There we have it, the wonderful little creature we know as, the flightless bird has intergrated well into the VU community and is very glad, he has joined.

XD haha wht is with the pose??

News just in!

Stirlin, Arzun, Mielo, Penguin and Wilberforce make a boy band.

IRC event of the week!
A new series by co-anchor Arzun

In a series of simple events which lead to the complete destruction of Revenge in the #vu irc room, Swifty completely mopped the floor with the well known and now more thoroughly understood, Revenge.

Revenge made many mistakes, the main being his willingness to talk (and brag) about his life in Spain. To give the readers who were not present an idea of what happened here are the facts which were presented to us by Revenge. He is a whole 17 years old and his parents are old and retired, he is forced to pay his wealthy retired parents rent monthly and work to support their aristocratic lives, after being forced to move to Spain to appease them. Being the youngest and the only male, and his relation to his parents being questioned, he was eager to do so.

Revenge entered this troll battle a troll, but left a sad and hurt teenaged boy, raging his ass off. The entire thing would not have been so great if not for the exit. A beautiful ragequit left everyone feeling fulfilled and content, except for Revenge that is. After a full five smilies in a row, showing his immense rage and deflated ego, Rev ran away with his tail between his legs.

<Revenge> Like I said, I was only on here till tick change
<Revenge> and thats gone and past
<Revenge> Thanks for the laugh
<Revenge> LOL
<Revenge> Bye.
<Stirlin> dont lie
<Revenge> <+Revenge> :(
<Revenge> <+Revenge> I needa wait till next tick
<Revenge> <+Revenge> someone entertain me :(
<Revenge> No, how about
<Stirlin> photoshop obviously
<Revenge> you get your facts straight *beep*.
<Revenge> Bye.
*** Revenge has quit (Quit:)
<Swifty> win
<Cobra> haha there it is
<Cobra> beautiful ragequit

________Flame of the Fight!_________
Swifty puts it over the top with a brilliant and quick jab to the ego
<Revenge> Im living in Spain in a nice villa which I will inherite
<Swifty> in 5 years?
<Swifty> when ur parents die
<Swifty> of old age


Credit to Revenge for being such a great hunt!

he's hot though!

He's subliminally pointing out his next victim......anyone seen her since this photo was taken?

Sorry, been busy IRL and stuff. You shall have your next story soon enough!

Touche ;)

Multis spotted, including 1 major KD leader!

<Wilberforce> no, he accidently said that on his multi
<Wilberforce> who isnt in domination
<Wilberforce> he meant to say it on elit
<twamao> > elit is your multi?
<twamao> > omg!
<twamao> > pony killer!
<Wilberforce> lol
<seijim2> he doesnt even speak the same way =p
<Sandoran> yea
<Wilberforce> thats his way of pretending to not be a multi
<Sandoran> i killed my own ponies
<twamao> multi slapping multi
<Elit> i wont bother read all spam with you and twamao
<Elit> but your talk for i'm multy is not true!
<twamao> are you sure?
<Sandoran> i am
<Sandoran> he is*
<Elit> yes i have 2 utopia acc but one is visual utopia second is just utopia :P
<twamao> i have vu account
<Sandoran> i have 2
<roxbury> I have 5, but theyre on different worlds so I wont get deleted


Secret pics found:

Arzun and friend must wear retard helmets, incase they try to smash their heads against anything.




Bowl haircuts are promoted in Canada from a young age!




Arzun becomes worried about the random guy whos jumped into a pic with him and other young boy.




Police become aware of Arzun's illegal activities and offer a reward for his capture.


This is evidence of one of Arzuns heinous crimes, stalking (rape is also suspected but we have no evidence of this...however this girl may be the victim of it). As seen by the girls nervous smile, she has no idea who this strangely tall man is.




The next and worst crime commited. Pedophillia, as seen in the following two pictures, he may have spent too much time alongside fellow DBer, Mielo.




The look on his face here, is shock. As he thought nobody would ever no of this secret pool party, with the kiddies.




Arzun finds out that the Police are en route to his house, from a friend just down the street. As such he becomes alarmed.





In other news:

Dominations priv irc chan sucks.

[18:42] *** Topic is  ==  Domination == 
[18:42] *** ChanServ sets mode +h on Wilberforce
[18:42] -Zlostur- Welcome current status and order for are:
[18:42] *** Channel mode is +pntrcQ
[18:42] <Wilberforce> fkjsd
[18:42] -Zlostur- Armies: INACTIVE NOOB!
[18:42] -Zlostur- Auras: INACTIVE NOOB!
[18:42] -Zlostur- ORDERS:
[18:42] -Zlostur- #01 (-/-) Follow your orders in the forum and read all messages, something not clear? Ask the mighty Viceroys or the almighty Pirate Thomaas [June 17th, YR2080]
[18:42] <Wilberforce> lol
[18:43] <seijim2> eh?
[18:43] <Wilberforce> :)
[18:44] <Wilberforce> eh to you too sei
[18:44] <lewatha> What the
[18:44] <Wilberforce> ohai lew
[18:44] *** lewatha sets mode +b on *!*@uto-787E192C.karoo.kcom.com
[18:44] <Wilberforce> noooo!

It ended with Lew very unpolitely telling me to GTFO twice as she couldn't kick me.



Peng gets beaten up, after asking some guy for gay butt seks! Proof in the skype chat:

[19:28:53] Mephistopheles says: need to clean up myself
[19:29:05] Josh Reed says: you fapped?
[19:35:07] Mephistopheles says: lol
[19:35:16] Mephistopheles says: fapped as in masturbated?
[19:35:17] Mephistopheles says: :D
[19:35:21] Josh Reed says: indeed
[19:35:23] Mephistopheles says: no the thing is
[19:35:28] Josh Reed says: hence why you cleaned yourself up
[19:35:29] Mephistopheles says: when a guy says
[19:35:34] Josh Reed says: cos of the mess in yo pants
[19:35:35] Mephistopheles says: i would love to take you down in one hit
[19:35:38] Mephistopheles says: never reply
[19:35:43] Mephistopheles says: i would love to rape you now

Yeah, but not his face head ;)

HIV secret is out.

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