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Bill and Ted excellent adventure xD that bring back memories.

Thanks guys, was worried everyone would ignore this :P

"Three thumbs up!"
~Charley

"A must have for the family"!
~VU RP Magazine

"They are heroes on a journey!"
~Some random hobo

finally, a story i can relate to!

"Rip off!"
~Mielo from effie

The next instalment, due to the first being an introduction and they’re fairly short :)

Chapter 2.

“Wait, when you said Casanova, Romeo and Jude Law, did you mean they’re the chicks?” Wilber questioned.

"1diot” Stirlin replied.

“I’m glad we left that place Stirlin.”

“Whys that Wilbur?”

“Because it can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and it was only Thursday morning when we left.”

“You sure it wasn’t cos porn was banned Wilber?”

“Oh yeah, could be that.”

“Wilber, I’ve just had the strangest idea.” Stirlin mulled over on the short .

“I told you not to eat on an empty stomach.”

After a few minutes, the telephone box disappeared into nothingness and only Wilber and Stirlin could see the crazy *beep* that was happening.

Both Wilber and Stirlin had ages greatly over the last 20 seconds, they had grown long grey beards and their hair had whitened.

“Whats that?” Wilber asked

“Whats what?”

“You got a beard!” Wilber exclaimed.

“So do you!”

“We both got beards…” Wilber pondered for a while. “Doesn’t this remind you of that beatles song, when I’m 63.”

“That’s 64 bud.” Stirlin said, correcting him.

Just as quick as the mysterious beards had appeared, the two friends de-aged, getting younger and younger until they were prepubescent adolescents.

“What the devil is going on?” Wilber squeeked.

“It seems we’re travelling through the sea of time.”

“That would explain a few things.” The phonebox then broke through the other side of the sea of time and the intrepid young travellers aged to their normal age once again.

 “I’m glad I’m not young again, or old!” Wilber laughed.

“Rightly so Wilber,  I can’t fap when I’m old because it might not work right and well being too young means I have a small penor! I’m glad I’m the right age again.”

Unfortunately for the boys, when the time machine broke through the other side of the sea of time, it damaged their time machine.

“Whats that sound?” Wilber asked.

“What sound? Oh wait, yeah we’re losing power! I think this baby is going to die on us.”

“Why don’t we call a road service?” Wilber asked, his limited intelligence showing once again.

“We can’t, no roads mate. We’re in a sea after all.”

“Yeah, that and we aren’t sub-scribed.” Wilber giggled.

The phonebox then sunk to the bottom of the beautiful briny sea.

“What a chance to get a better peep, at the plants and creatures of the deep.” Wilber said.

“You 1diot, there are no plants and creatures here, we’re travelling through the space-time sea, not the real sea.”

“Whats that then?” Wilber pointed at a large group of fish.

“That’s a school of fish Wilber.”

“They look abit old to be in school, maybe a university of fish?”

Wilber and stirlin left the phone box, Stirlin took his socks and shoes off, however Wilber did not. Obviously whilst travelling through space time it would be impossible to drown, since its not a real sea.

“Why didn’t go take your shoes and socks off Wilber?” Stirlin enquired.

“I don’t like getting sand in between my toes and I especially hate the feel of seaweed!”

“Hey Wilber, don’t you know abit about quantum physics, spacetime relativity, physics and mechanics?” Stirlin asked.

“Well gosh darnit your right. Why didn’t I remember this earlier in the storyline, or earlier in my life to build a time machine with Rufus?”

“Cos my friend, you’re a dumb@ss.” Stirlin countered.

“Oh right.”

With that Wilber got back to work on the time machine and they set off once more for the wild blue yonder!

ali scores!

how is this RP? :p

Technically this could be in the RP forum as a story...but people don't know where that forum is half of the time so it gets more attention here :p

Good reading, make sure to throw my penis in somewhere in your story

Aw...I wanted Mielo to win :(

O..M...G! You rip off one good adventure and then humiliate the head roles? :o :o Consider yourself sewed! :p

+ there better be naked scenes innit with Ellen and mielo 8-)

“We both got beards…” Wilber pondered for a while. “Doesn’t this remind you of that beatles song, when I’m 63.”

Did I hear Beatles?!

catch me on msn :)

Chapter 4.

While Efrandor and Mielo were busy getting their assens kicked from the, now obvious, athlete and boobie-equipped (in the form of Ellen) Wilber and Stirlin continued talking with Ellen. Little did they realise, the two boys were a little sore about losing out on this fine specimen of womanhood.

Skipping all the bad flirting, needless small talk and general boringness of the typical “pulling” ritual, Wilber and Stirlin found themselves in the middle of a bar, late at night with a drunk Ellen to match the drunk Wilber.

Something had caught Wilbers attention though, a small ginger midget dressed in green and sat atop a cauldron. Nobody else but Wilber had seemed to notice this creature, so he approached it with caution, while Ellen went to powder her nose, or something. He didn’t listen that much, this thing had taken his attention.

“Ohai” the being said.

“Za” Wilber replied, his usual greeting.

“I shall grant ye three wishes, the wishes be three should you do a thing for me.”

“Was that meant to rhyme?” Wilber asked. “Well either way, be out with it.”

“Go get me a pint of Guinness, I’m parched.”

With that Wilber approached the bar, bought the pint and gave it to the small green man.

“Thanking you lad. The names Alastair Blair. You can have your three wishes if you answer me these questions three. Number 1, what is your name?”

“Wilber, I have no other names.”

“Two, what is your quest.”

“To have many ladies!”

“Three what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?” The man asked finally.

“Hey this isn’t Holy Grail you know. Now whats in that cauldron?”

“My gold” the man answered, smiling.

“Oh ok.” Wilber answered. With that he picked up the small man and put him on a coat rack and filled his pockets with gold, just in time for Ellen to come out.

“Okay I’m ready to go babe.” She said smiling.

Upon leaving the bar, they found Efrandor and Mielo crouching down attempting to hide from the noble and righteous questers. They had obviously stalked them and watched them through the window. However, being the victors in the previous fight, Wilber, followed by Stirlin had taken the morale highground.

They continued their path until they had reached Ellen’s house. It was a nice house, a villa you could call it. A pool, many bedrooms and bathrooms and wonderful furniture, primitive as it may be, considering the time period. That’s what being high up in large businesses can pay for.

Leaving Stirlin to the maids and Efrandor and Mielo to clamber over the outer walls leading to the courtyard, then to the bedroom windows if they could climb that high.

Wilber and Ellen though, they went swiftly to the bedroom and began the foreplay. Ellen undressed Wilber as he was undoing her bra strap. Ellen had already nearly completely undressed him though as he struggled with the clips. However, it paid off. He was loving what was infront of him, a semi-nudey lady waiting for Wilber to please both of them. However, to both parties disappointment, Wilber wasn’t good in the sack, hence the quest and it quickly went from a time period of lust to a sad moment of rejection and embarrassment.

With Wilbers renewed vigour, he grabbed Stirlin and they ran off towards where they believed Casanova lived. Efrandor and Mielo still following, probably wondering wtf had gone on. For some reason though, Wilber hadn’t dressed himself again and thus got many evil looks on his journey. Until he stole a shirt and some pants at least.

You'll have to see the excitement unravel in the next few days. Your all going to be pleasantely suprised at what happens!

and ofcourse you had to make love to the poor girl :(

Lew is jealous O:

Inspiring story. Get Stirling back and do the next chapter pl0x.

Why isn't this in RP forums?

obv because people are to busy reading much better RP's!!!!

NOOOOOOOOT!!!!

lol one year has passed :/ time goes so fast :/ 

But this has GheyWilbernub and StirlinFool! :(

charley, fck vuggy ban him and get his sh!t outa our face's >:)

Stfu u nub! Go somewhere else with your BS SFD!

you can not have that behaviour in this establishment ... it makes my ears cry :(