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Wish granted but 3 hours after the wish is granted he dies because of to mcuh  alcohol

I wish i had white wings 

Granted, the frees bee stings you in your face

I wish I have 2 wishes:
1)I wish the wish under this wish is true
2)I wish the wish above this wish is false

Wishes granted, non of them came true

I wish I was superman!

 Granted: it is from the Proto-Slavic word "smèx"    and means laughter. We all laugh at you.... 

    I wish I could throw knives perfectly  >_<

Granted, however, your version of perfect is not true to the definition and you end up missing the target and hitting an inconveniently placed button that says "LAUNCH". Nukes are launched at China, China launches nukes at you, everybody else decides to launch nukes at everybodey else, and the world ends. Congratulations, you ended the human race.

I wish I had some sunscreen...

Granted in your fantasy (remember only LACK of fantasy sets limits - the fantasy itself doesn't).

I wish the best for all my fellowplayers here (ohhh, that was evil).......

granted he gives you the answer and you understand it perfectly but then you turn around hit your head and forget what he told you.

I wish that the human race doesnt exsist anymore... (i am bored)

Wish Granted but taco shells take their place

I wish for something better to do than post in this thread all the time

Granted, the parrot dominates the world! Yay! Everyone kills themselves because they dont wana be ruled by a talking parrot.

I wish that this thread would end. >.<

granted, a hobo gives you a penny.

   I wish I had a blue dodge viper, the car, full scale, and in mint condition, runs perfectly as defined by normal car collectors.

granted, unfortunately when he was on his annual trip to the empire state building, he accidentally dropped the penny and you were the receiver at the foot of the tower... ya dead

I wish someone would clean my fish tank

Wish granted, but it's the tuition for hobo-college. You now know how to beg for cash and contact drug dealers.

I wish I had a taco

Wish granted, but Sean Connery overrides the wish and gives it back!

I wish Deallus would go into Swifty's love shack!

Granted, but a powerful mage freezes his armies so that they don't get to attack much.

I wish the new era would start already.

Wish granted, it is fun for everybody but you.

I wish the powerful mage would retire and become a children's book author.

You go to hell.

I wish everyone would stop hating me

...wtf happened to this thread? 

oh yeah, ha ha, i killed you all.  but only in theory. 

Granted, but they are all photoshopped in their pictures and are actually all morbidly obese old men with dentures...

I wish I could live forever!

granted, i don't ruin it but it doesnt come true anyways so it doesnt matter. 

i wish i were chuck norris (lol)

granted, you live happily ever after for the rest of your life, which lasts about 2 days after you win the megabucks as some wino killed you and stole all your money

i wish i (and my kd) could kill everyone in vu and we would reign supreme forever

granted, but you die before you are able to enjoy it. 

i wish i had unlimited money

...exodus, if u cant play dont play.  its called "ruin-a-wish" for a reason.

granted, but youre dead.

i wish i could get all the lego sets i wanted and not die

Granted... but after going thought a worm hole you now have your arm attached to your head

I wish i was a ninja

granted, but ur dead so ur not around to see it.

i wish that my wishes were unruinable and always came true, and that i could never be hurt in any way or be placed in one of those classic "ur not dead but u suffer eternal pain" situations. 

granted, but the relatives of the elephant u ate got angry and killed u.

i wish i had flawless control of the Force (the word "flawless" is key here; anyone who knows the force wud know that whoever has complete control of the Force can avoid misfortune, avoid death, heal themselves, etc...)