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wish granted but the aliens took it back

i wish i didnt have dogs

wish granted but you cant start time again and you live a lonly life all by your self

i wish i had a onion that can turn into a carrot

The Ducktape is attached to the message, and you can't get it out. You sue the company but lose the case as well as millions of dollars in Lawyers fee's.

I wish that Seloc would stop making overly long wishes. (They're hard to answer.)

Wish granted, Scientists invented a miracle cure for whatever problem you have unforunatly you were run over by a ambulance later that day.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of ducktape which doesn't harm me in anyway, the ducks held no grudge against me for it and also don't harm me in anyway. Also the end had a little coloured strip so you could always find where it starts (And these are the ones I get). It's also delivered via express post, (1working days). I also wish that duck tape is what I actually get through the post. There is also no message attached to the duck tape and no duck tape attached to a message. (I feel sorry for you erunion but I'm not stopping until i've made an unbackfireable wish!)

Wish grnted...it breaks and you die...it doesn't hurt now anymore...

Wish granted, but you fly off the Empire State building and lose the ability to fly, thus you fall to your death.

I wish I needed no sleep

Tabul realizes that air is sky. He then starts thinking that the sky is falling. This causes heart failure. The Funeral's on Tuesday.

I wish to wish something.

Wish granted...i eat you...now yo be some time in my stomch...and i go out hell to the tavern...after that i return to hell..but you where out of there!

without paying for something or dying...

wish granted but it is a doll bath

i wish i had a boa constrictor(i didn't even use spell check) that wont eat me.

You have a normal sized bath but since your so overweight you cant fit your big fat butt into it to take a bath

I wish for a homework pass

Wish granted, but due to you being her boyfriend she got depressed and started eating.

(yay me again)

I wish I had a lifetime supply of ducktape which doesn't harm me in anyway, the ducks held no grudge against me for it and also don't harm me in anyway. Also the end had a little coloured strip so you could always find where it starts (And these are the ones I get). It's also delivered via express post, (1working days). I also wish that duck tape is what I actually get through the post. There is also no message attached to the duck tape and no duck tape attached to a message. The duck tape is not made out of feather or any abnormal substance, it is purly made out of what makes duck tape, and the sticky stuff.

i wish i had 12 peanuts

Wish granted, but you accidently tape your hands to a 2x4 (Not random, your fault!) and die of starvation.

I wish I had some tools so I could salvage the asteroid!

Wish granted, Seloc dies but his multiple personality Seloc still lives.

I wish I had a garage-sale.

Wish granted.

I wish that Seloc's multiple personalities would die... BWAAHAHAHAHHA!

Wish granted...some time alredy..you where a zombie since you escaped from my stomach...but i will get you back to hell...

I wish Septim II would never escape again...

wish granted he shuts the hell up (im not making it go wrong that what i was gonna wish for xD)

i wish tabul would die and never come back

I wish Septim lost his reply button for the forums :)

Wish granted. You somehow manage to come back after dieing, only your locked in a cell full of gas. You die, than come back to the same cell. Lather, rinse, repeat...

I wish that Tabul would never leave that cell.

Wish granted, we can now longer hear his cries of "HELP!"

I wish Tabul had the right to remain silent...and used it...

Wish granted, you plummet to your death and are raped for all eternity by Saddam Hussein in hell.

I wish Tabul was locked in an escape-proof metal shack with Swifty

Wish granted, you now have a toy hand spam cannon and you know how to make toy spam cannons too!

I wish Stickman had made a bit of sense in his last post

Wish granted, instead he starts pming everybody with a million convestations going on at once!!!!

I wish kiro was kira!

wish granted but life became of stone

i wish i had a house with 1200 undistructuble computers