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Ermm...

BARNY!!!!! Our new therapist needs the old therapist to help him! BARNY!!!!

*Two hours of yelling later*

Well, maybe I can help you Senturu. I think your Barbie problem comes from your inability to correctly use capitals. Use a capital at the start of every sentance, and whenever you are talking of a city, country, or brand name. That should help with your Barbie problem...

dammit i hate buying my own scotch cause im not beutafull enough 
*grinks scotch* scotch scotch  scotch i love scotch...

onley just relises that santa has escaped and is running looses( and i mean loose) in the kingdergaton*

hey who took that shotgun of mine devilspawn im looking at you!

*withno cloths on as well i might add*

(Edited by Mr. Salaracen 2/13/2007 3:08:07 PM)

*Incinerates Santa Claus*

Oh, the joys of being a mage....

Ermm... I think you mixed my wish list up with Speilbergs alien... Same Initials...

And it's Lord ET to you!

Interesting... He was looking at my neighbours dog...

ET. Jealous. Nope. Not a chance. *Senturu for some very strange reason decided to believe me... Oh the joys of being a mage!*

well it sure doesnt taste like scotch....

aaaaaany way *sits in his throne made of old phone books*

*strokes his wild mountain kat kimba*

Crawls back in from under a table?

well mr dreadlord....get a black plastic bag. and wrap it around your head. you should be fine

*stands there wondering why Salaracen is still stroking ET*

i think this is getting way to out of hand here

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did you kill him!?!?!

I thought you promised me we would kill him together?!?!

Hmmpff, i want a share in his death to!!!

*picks up the murderweapon(whatever it is, probably that shotgun again), aimes at Lord ET and attacks him*

HA, that'll teach him a lesson!!

Wanna go and buy some scotch??

*looks over to Phantom Liano who is just mumbling to himself while trying to drink out of an empty glass*

now he needs help

wooh wooh too deep into the strory crazy

Here Senturu, allow me

*Hands Senturu a litre bottle of scotch*

Now whats going on here, the therapists quarters looks more like a mental asylum?!?!


*Scientist looks around at everyone but mainly at Erunion Telcontar*

(Edited by Mr. Scientist 2/17/2007 11:34:24 AM)

Hmm, Senturu is walking away, from Barny we didnt hear a thing. We need a minddoctor here!!! Salaracen is stll addicted to scotch though it seems he stopped talking to his father, im no pedopihle anymore but now i am addicted to scotch 2, and there are a lot other people with problems. So as i said, Senturu walk backwards, Barny help us, Or find a new Doctor!!!

*Looks at everybody*

ohh,well

Arien, my lady. it is obvious to everyone that you do have a slight obsession with shoes. to relieve this you have two options. one just tell everyone else to shut up about it. or secondly to cure yourself. you can take a blindfold put it on and select a pair of shoes. toss them out. you will need someone there who is stronger than you tho. incase you try to get them back. also find another habbit that does not have to do with shoes. i myself have a habbit...i bite my nails. cant help it

okay heres what you sentru can stop biting your nails by getting a good habbit like giving me scotch!

or you could make your nails taste bad

*Stops laughing*

Do you have any idea how hard it is to make a hologram solid? It was most definatly worth it...

Therapist, is the fact that I have an obsession with mad practical jokes, and frying people, bad? Or is it just normal?

Not usually, it's a mild spell, and the power can be controlled. So I can kill if I want, but usually, it's just 2nd degree burns. All over.

then no you dont have a problem ET

Cool!!!!!!

Do it on me!!!!!!

I live on the North Pole, of course im not getting cold, and i want a Dance Party 2:)

*starts dancing in a corner of the room to keep some distance between him and Salaracen*

Its nothing personal, its just that you smell like Scotch, how'bout a glass of Wine?

:), ill dance with a Phantom, and with Salaracen 2 if he would take a shower at least 3 times a year, like me! I shower at 1st christmas day, at 2nd christmas day and at newye*beep*vening. :)

Wooow, look at my belly button shaking around, and my "love hendels" are moving around too.

*does double flip flap, then a piroet, and ends with a breakdance-move*

Didnt expect that from an oldman did ya!

WhAt are you talking about i wash like any human elf dwarf haling
i wash at least 4 times a day