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Worst Deaths/Torture Methods
05:35:05 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Atreides:

No way Soccer. This is a great thread. It's giving me so many ideas on what to do on my next.......uhh.......I mean........what NOT to do on the next people I want to be friends with....uh....yea....that's what I was gonna say......YOU HEARD NOTHING!!

*Runs out of room before anyone can start thinking about what he just said*


17:02:13 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Verll:

I to want to get to know how to make friends, and this thread has shown me, what to not do to my friends


01:01:56 Oct 11th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

Soccer, this is a good thread where the government can find out (using IP addresses and the like) who to investigate if someone dies or is tortured like this...


01:28:09 Oct 11th 07 - Mr. Atreides:

"Interesting point.........."

*Runs off and uses ET's method on some random people, then informs the government of this thread*

"......but I doubt they would look here ;)"


02:26:53 Oct 11th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

*Whispers* "Atreides, I know, I'm just trying to get less people to condemn this thread..."


02:30:00 Oct 11th 07 - Ms. Selkirka:

I have to say that salt and rusty utensils are the best way for a 'quick' and 'speedy' death/ torture. Don't you all agree?


12:33:34 Oct 11th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Did you hear Erunion's post was used on someone in Mexico today......"

*Burns his plane ticket.*


18:46:12 Oct 11th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

*Whistles while looking innocent and walking away.*


19:27:37 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Spud:

OK...since nobady else is going... LETS ALL VOTE!

Anyone can vote! But if you went then you cant vote for yourself!

Vote: Erunion Telcontar - Just because that would be amazing if it worked.


19:30:18 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

*Walks in in a disguise* Hey, I'm not Erunion Telcontar, I'm an Extra Terrestrial! I vote Erunion Telcontar!


19:33:05 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

In all seriousness, If I can't vote for my own, Septim's was truly disturbing...


19:48:59 Oct 12th 07 - Crazy Xuaron:

LOL here is mine

the worst death/Torture is:  Rat FOOD

ok this how it works.

1. You find a Stone box
2. Take some Rats and put them in the box.
3. Bind the person who you want to torture to death on the box
4. sit down and enjoy the show of a painfull slow death  by Rats.

( for those who dont understand the person wil be eaten by the rats coz thay want out of the box )


19:49:53 Oct 12th 07 - Sir Jack Frost:

I vote Seloc.


19:51:11 Oct 12th 07 - Sir Jack Frost:

Hey !!!

my box idea is copyrighted!!

Step A 

  1. Go to your local pub.
  2. Find a sutable drunk (any will do).
  3. Bring him to the graveyard with the promise of ale.
  4. When he is there knock him out with a shovel and place him in a near-by koffin, in witch you had previously installed a cctv camera.
  5. Place airholes in the koffin. (we don't want him dieing do we?)
  6. Take him out of the koffin and cut off his arms and legs with the janiters axe.
  7. Put him back into the koffin and place a black-mamba in with him.
  8. Screw down the lid and watch on the cctv screen.


20:05:51 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

I vote seloc too!


20:10:27 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

Your's is really good Seloc, but I still think mines better.


22:13:12 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Verll:

I vote on ET



I have tested it!!!!IT worked GREAT!!!


22:34:13 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

You tried it?
*A explosives plunger appears in front of Erunion.*
"What have I done?"
*With that, he falls dramatically on the plunger, blowing Verll up, with the torture machine.*


22:44:55 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*thinks to himself*"Why does everyone want to blow me up"


22:47:05 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Spud:

*Grabs an RPG and blows up Verll*


22:50:01 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*feels blowed up*


23:00:40 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Mr. Spud

Report


10/12/2007 9:47:05 PM
*Grabs an RPG and blows up Verll*

RPG as in a role playing game.

*Seloc throws Guildwars at Verll.*

Mr. Verll

Report


10/12/2007 9:50:01 PM
*feels blowed up*

eat less.....


23:04:30 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Spud:

RPG as in Rocket Propelled Grenade. I guess throwing explosive videogames at people has a pretty good effect though.

*Grabs a bunch of games and starts chucking them at people, including Starcraft, Age of Empires 3, and Warcraft 3.*

Eat my disks!


23:06:11 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*starts jumping around avoiding the jumping disks*

"There are so many of them!!!"


23:09:22 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

*Sharpens the disk of the Medieval II Total War Soundtrack.*
*Launches the Medieval II Total War Soundtrack at Spud.*
*Watches as Spud gets cut into wedge fries.*
"What, do you expect me to use the installation/gameplay disks??? That would be Sacrilege!"


23:15:19 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*Sneaks up on Erunion and steals the installation/gameplay disks*


"Look what I got!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I HAVE POWER IN MY HANDS!"


23:22:03 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Spud:

*Due to Spuds amazing potato powers he forms back into his normal form.*

Take this!

*Spud pulls 52 World of Warcraft free 30 day trial cards out and throws them in a manner at which they cut Erunion into little peices*

Hitler Licker!

Your potato jokes suck!

*Then spud picks up the peices of Erunion and mashes him up with a potato masher and makes a delicious mashed Erunion dish and feeds him to Verll.*


23:23:52 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*Eats the Erunion dish*

"Tasty, a bit too salt though"


23:34:35 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

*Explodes out of Verll, alien like, grabs the disks and fries Spud.*
"Free potato chips! Get your free potato chips here!"


00:19:44 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*walks over to Erunion to get some potato chips*

"I would like as many as you could get me"


00:47:49 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

*Hands Verll a stack that is eerily reminiscent to how much Spud weighed...*


00:50:22 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*looks at the stack of chips*

"Yummi"

*jumps into the stack and starts to eat as much and as fast he can*


00:52:09 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Spud:

*Explodes out of Verll, Potato like, then grabs a SPAM cannon and shoots Erunion into another dimension.*

I told you that your potato jokes were bad!


00:57:46 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

*Teleports back from the other dimension.*
"Evil potato! Die!"
*With that, Spud is completely incinerated, the ashes scattered across 20 different dimensions. Each individual piece of ash is designed to explode if it comes near any other piece of ash.*


01:03:22 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Spud:

*Secretly, Spud had previously shapeshifted in the form of Erunion and put a spell on Erunion to make him look like a potato*

"Ha! Fool! you have killed yourself without realizing it!

*Spud shapeshifts back into himself*


01:03:39 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*gets some popcorn and sits down to watch the fight*


01:05:59 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

"Alas, I have not! For I can see through your petty screen! Die!"
*Incinerates self thinking he was Spud...*


01:13:11 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Spud:

*Spud walks over and takes a handfull of Verll's popcorn and sits down*

"I wonder how he's gonna get himself outa this one."

*Throws a peice of popcorn up in the air and catches it in his mouth*


01:14:44 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Verll:

"This is going to be funny"

*suddenly some beer appears next to Verll*

"Want an beer?"


01:16:51 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Spud:

*Takes a beer from Verll*

"Thanks."

*Before Spud drinks the beer he peers inside making sure that Erunion isnt somehow tampering with his delightfully refreshing beverages.*


01:19:17 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*Takes a sip of the beer and some popcorn and idly wonders on how Erunion is going to get out of this situation*


02:00:52 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

*Erunion comes back at the head of an army*
"I'm not the only mage in Naergothrendar... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
*Incinerates Spud and causes Verll to explode.*


02:33:15 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Spud:

*As Spud is being incinerated, he wonders..."Whats up with this guy and incinerating me?"*

"DIE!!!"

*Right before the incineration Spud throws his beer and it bounces off of Erunions head causing a nasty bruise*

"This isnt the last of this little hot potato that you'll seeeeeeeeeeee"

*With that, Spud was gone*

Narrator: Or was he?

To Be Continued...


12:28:53 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Right now......when Seloc appeared and was claiming to be Zeta's sucessor, but we all know Zeta is immortal so no-body really cared.


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