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Wishes
14:49:00 Sep 29th 07 - Mr. Kilobyte:

wish granted your hummingbirds turned against you and killed mario and luigi and destroyed your gameboy

 

 

i wish i had an tree where chocolat grew on


19:47:25 Sep 29th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Wish granted, the chocolate was disgusting and tasted very barky.

I wish for a more reasonable microphone with siblings.


03:28:43 Sep 30th 07 - Mr. Kiro:

You receive the microphone but your siblings steal it

I wish that my brothers were just a little bit smarter but none smarted than me


10:07:50 Sep 30th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Wish couldn't be granted. Increaseing their IQ would top yours however small an amount is increased.

I wish for a war!


13:58:11 Sep 30th 07 - Mr. Kassius Xxi:

wish granted, the whole planet rises up againt seloc and give him an atomic wedgie

i wish i could speak dog


03:15:19 Oct 1st 07 - Mr. Death Brinsbane:

wish granted now you cant stop barking and people shoot you for being annoying

i wish i had a yummy chocolate bar that i wouldn't choke on


13:35:45 Oct 1st 07 - Mr. Raizen:

Wish granted, someone stole it and ate it.

I wish those armies camping near me would go away.


16:57:46 Oct 1st 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Wish granted, they pass over you burning your vity as they pass.

I wish I was one of those armies.


22:29:42 Oct 1st 07 - Mr. Brinsbane:

wish granted but my army takes you out

i wish i had a yummy chocolate bar that i wouldn't choke on and it cant get stolen


22:50:55 Oct 1st 07 - Mr. Kassius Xxi:

wish granted,  it explodes when it reaches your stumuk

i wish cheese could fly


02:06:12 Oct 2nd 07 - Mr. Kiro:

cheese can now fly and it lands on you and breaks your neck. oops. 
I wish that ice cream didn't melt


08:29:45 Oct 2nd 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Wish granted, unforunatly it doesn't taste very nice, it also produces lots of Alpha radiation.

I wish for a longer day and a smaller school day.


17:18:27 Oct 2nd 07 - Mr. Bash:

Wish granted...you eventually beat all of your games and shoot yourself out of boredom.

I wish I had a life...


17:26:30 Oct 2nd 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Wish granted, unforunatly it worse than your current one.

I wish paychecks came more often.


18:45:50 Oct 2nd 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

Wish granted, they come twice as fast, but are half the size.

I wish that I had 50k MU's in my MT.


19:16:20 Oct 2nd 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Wish granted, unforunatly you got accused for cheating as your produced 50k mu's in one tick, and are banned.

I wish I could win the werewolf round....


19:24:34 Oct 2nd 07 - Lord Yerean:

Wish granted,
but all of a sudden they realize there's still 1 more paesant that decides to lynch you.

I wish my wish wouldn't be granted!


19:57:26 Oct 2nd 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Wish not granted, Unforunatly I lied.

I wish for a rolex.


20:21:30 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Kilobyte:

wish granted (but its a fake thats doesnt work)

 

i wish for a dancing muppet


20:25:16 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Kassius Xxi:

wish granted.........you start dancing

i wish dogs could talk


20:33:47 Oct 9th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

Wish granted, but they all have annoying Rs before every word and they never shut up.

I wish I had a laptop.


20:55:14 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Verll:

wish granted, but the lap doesn't like the top


I wish I could be better at this


21:20:50 Oct 9th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

Wish granted, you get so good that we all send assassins that kill you

I wish I had an attack rat!!!


21:22:58 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Wish granted, unforunatly it attacked you....

I wish I had multiple personality disorders, not just one!


21:34:59 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Fish Pants II:

Wish granted, unforunatly all of your personalities are *beep* and/or emo and you die from a bloody pineapple shoved in your rectum

 

I wish for all the jews to die


22:16:12 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Flash:

Wish granted...unforunatly now your race is blamed for everything.
I wish I had a hat...


00:09:28 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Kassius Xxi:

wish granted its made from a hornets nest

i wish all the dead people came back to life

 


00:19:30 Oct 10th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

Wish granted, they all dance and sing and have fun with eachother until they fall apart back into their grave and all is normal again...

I wish I had a hat made from a hornet's nest!


00:22:55 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

Wish granted. The hornets are still in it, however, and you are allergic to them. Deathly so. They are also very angry. You're funeral is on Thursday.

I wish that people wouldn't make racist and *beep*ic wishes.


00:29:49 Oct 10th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

Just what I wanted! YAY!

Wish granted, no bad things came of that...

I wish that the Spammer's post here thread was back!


01:39:41 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Fish Pants II:

Wish granted, the spam post grows so large it crushes your bones and then the thread makes you eat smelly socks till you die

 

I wish to become a buddha


01:43:01 Oct 10th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

Wish granted, but Indiana Jones and Chewbacca come and kill you for some reason...

I wish Fish was...turned into SUSHI!


11:29:21 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Urrr what did you think sushi was? so ummm.....Wish granted?

I wish a singing sailors hat with a mast made from cattle prods, and a sail of frog fibres!


13:59:05 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Thomas IV:

I wish that you all stop wishing and I wish that I were the richest man on the Earth


14:09:59 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Acelnorst:

I wish someone bans Thomas for saying nonsense and wishing twice


16:07:58 Oct 10th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

Wish granted Seloc, but the Grinch steals them.

Wish granted Thomas, but you are killed one second later by a sniper bullet and the wish is cancelled.

Wish granted Acelnorst, you ban Thomas on the Just popping into say thread and it doesn't do anything...

I wish I had a medal or award for doing all three wishes above!


16:54:31 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Verll:

Wish granted, but you drown in all the medals.

I wish I had a new phone


16:55:45 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Kassius Xxi:

wish granted but its one of those ancient brick style things

i wish the letter z was changed to orange


16:57:36 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Verll:

whis granted, but then the originally color got mad and changed ever word to yellow


I whis I had the newest phone on the market


16:59:46 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Kassius Xxi:

wish granted but it uses unstable plutonium as a battery and your head shrivels up and explodes due to radiation poisoning

i wish vu took over the world


17:00:32 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Wish granted, but the Orangeebras weren't happy with there new name and came and killed you!

I wish the letter "e" was replaced with supercalifragilisticexpealydocus. (spelt finetically.)


17:07:57 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Verll:

Wish granted, but e was MAD at supercalifragilisticexpealydocus and decided to go to war against it. supercalifragilisticexpealydocus sided with a, k, l, m and n, and f, o ,s, b, h ,q, w ,e, r, t, ,y  ,t and p. The rest where neutral. They had much more letter power together and kicked supercalifragilisticexpealydocus, a, k, l, m and n ass, after the war they decided to kill the man who had made this war possible and killed you.

I wish I had a new computer


04:01:40 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Fish Pants II:

Wish granted, the comuter is so awsome it has a mind of its own and then kills the whole poulation of you city

 

I wish i could fart out my ears


12:26:35 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Wish granted, unforunatly you also joined a freak show, and was trapped in a cage for the rest of your life!

I wish for half a comb inside an electricity pilon, surrounder by amber filledd with mosquitos!


18:40:39 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Kilobyte:

wish granted.wat?

 

 

 

i wish i speak in L33d


18:43:09 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Verll:

Wish granted, but since you no longer can make people understand you on normal language you get lonely and take suicide!



I wish I could fly


19:18:48 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Wish granted, you fly - get cold - catch neumonia - die - get buried - get grave robbed - get forgotten.

I wish for half a comb inside an electricity pilon, surrounder by amber filledd with mosquitos!


19:21:35 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Verll:

Wih granted, but the mosquitos gets lose and concentrate all it's deadly moosquitos power on you and kill you



I wish for the moon to crash with jupiter


23:37:26 Oct 15th 07 - Mr. Brinsbane:

wish granted now it rains cheese

i wish i had some money that wasn't stolen


23:40:54 Oct 15th 07 - Sir Verll:

wish granted, but it was only 0.1 cent(or whatever your valuta(not sure if spelled right) is) and you couldn't really use it


I wish I had money that was stolen


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