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Lateral Thinking Puzzles!
19:40:05 Feb 26th 09 - Mr. Coops I:

btw answer4 to my 1 was that firefighter is a woman....


19:43:27 Feb 26th 09 - Lady Santa The Blue Eyed:

Are you saying the blooded guy never dropped a drip of blood on his clothing?! :O :P

I am now going to think about Hirgons :)
Good Bye :D


19:44:42 Feb 26th 09 - Lady Santa The Blue Eyed:

@Coops:
Thats actually impossible: 4 of the men are accountants
Indicates that there are at least 5 men and you never said I was a man so the 5th HAS to be a man...


20:00:29 Feb 26th 09 - Mr. Baby:

@lady santa

lol oooo thats interesting thats def thinkin out side the box


20:05:02 Feb 26th 09 - Mr. Illuminati:

You are the fifth person.


20:07:46 Feb 26th 09 - Mr. Coops I:

nahh i sed u and 5 peeps, i sed 4 of the MEN were accountants and the other PERSON was a fireFIGHTER not fireman. it doesnt matter whether ur a dude or a grl cos u wud kno if it was u hoo was cheetin....


20:51:10 Feb 26th 09 - Mr. Gram Reaper:

like i said ur friends r the 4 accountants n they tell u about the fireman


20:52:38 Feb 26th 09 - Mr. Coops I:

i sed none of the people had met each uvva b4


23:47:22 Feb 26th 09 - Lord Azaruc:

@ Hirgon: he called someone who's voicemail had a children's sleeping song jingle? (don't know how it's called in english though)


23:58:24 Feb 26th 09 - Lady Santa The Blue Eyed:

@ Coops

If I say I have a group of horses and 4 of the horses are black, that suggests there are more than 4 horses as I'm only referring to a select group of them, in this case the black horses, in your case the accountants. Hirgon already said it, the way you post the riddle matters a lot. You made the true answer impossible :)


00:07:38 Feb 27th 09 - Sir Hirgon Tegalad:

Hehe, in English one of those songs is called a lullaby (the hehe wasn't laughing at you).  Nice guess, but nope.


00:15:24 Feb 27th 09 - Lady Santa The Blue Eyed:

The can-not-sleep-man was a secret agent! He has a special phone and when you dial a special number, say 666, a special sleeping gas comes out of the little holes making him fall a sleep in an instant :D


02:00:02 Feb 27th 09 - Mr. Zyrike:

@ hirgon, he slept called?


04:35:08 Feb 27th 09 - Mr. Jefzwang:

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.  The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at the man.  The man says, "Thank you," and walks out.  Why? 

(no looking it up on the Net; this one's pretty easy)


04:38:58 Feb 27th 09 - Sir Hirgon Tegalad:

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2/26/2009 3:03:29 AM

A man walked into a bar, and sat down next to the bartender and asked for a glass of water and asked the man a favor.  The man didn't give the patron a glass of water, but instead pulled out a gun and aimed it at the patron.  The patron replied, "Thank you."

Why the hell did he say thank you!?

Sir Hirgon Tegalad


2/26/2009 3:12:49 AM
He had the hiccups, and the bartender scared them away!

I got it even faster this time around!


23:25:04 Feb 28th 09 - Mr. Amazement:

Hirgon, the answer to yours would be he was a wealthy clockmaker with many clocks around his room and was told by ransomers who had his daughter to call them at a payphone at 12:00 midnight. He picked up the phone, called them, and it turned out that the whole thing was a joke and his daughter was spending the night at a friends house and these guys thought that it would be funny to scare her dad because she had not told him. Because of this, he felt relieved and went to sleep.


23:38:25 Feb 28th 09 - Lady Santa The Blue Eyed:

That actually sounds credible! :O  But so does my secret agent story! :P


03:14:49 Mar 1st 09 - Mr. Jefzwang:

You are driving down the road on a stormy night.  You pass a bus stop where there are 3 people waiting: an old lady who looks like she might die w/o immediate medical attention, an old friend who once saved your life, and the perfect partner you have been searching for all your life. 

Whom do you take, if you can only take one person in the car w/you? 


03:19:58 Mar 1st 09 - Mr. Baby:

i'd take the old lady with me n cause i did the perfect partner would be so impressed she would fall in love with such a hero n give me her number n we'd live happily ever after. n my old buddy would understand imjust payin it forward!!!!


03:26:46 Mar 1st 09 - Mr. Sanoh:

hmm  well i wouldnt care bout the old lady so i would tell my friend to watch after her cause he knows how to save a life and i would take the girl

or

you give your friend your keys so he can take the old lady to the hospital, while i stay with the girl ☺


06:42:54 Mar 1st 09 - Mr. Jefzwang:

nice, sanoh.


09:03:49 Mar 1st 09 - Mr. Xelos:

okay ive got one

i have feathers and can fly but im not a bird

a can be thrown but im almost always shot

i am wood and steel

the strength of your arm determines how far i can go

what am i??


09:10:40 Mar 1st 09 - Mr. Hannibal:

arrow?


09:15:44 Mar 1st 09 - Sir Hirgon Tegalad:

Bwahaha, nice answers to mine, but no one has got it yet.

Answer (since it's been a couple of days)

The man couldn't sleep because he was in a hotel room, and the person in the next room was snoring loudly.  He called the room next door, and the phone ringing woke the snorer up, so that he could sleep.


11:10:04 Mar 1st 09 - Lady Santa The Blue Eyed:

I would give my friend the carkeys and put him behind the wheel while I place the old lady on the passengers seat. He drives to the hospital BUT me and MS. Perfect are sitting on the roof of the car to...discuss certain matters :)


22:40:49 Mar 1st 09 - Mr. Jefzwang:

yeah, you and sanoh got it.

There was a recluse who never left his home.  But then again, he didn't want to.  Outside, there were always heavy rains and storms.  The only time he had contact w/others was when his food/supplies were delivered, but the deliverymen didn't go inside even then.  One night the storms reached a peak, and the man had a nervous breakdown.  He locked all the doors, turned off all the lights, shut himself in his room and went to sleep.  The next morning, he found that he had caused the deaths of hundreds.  How? 


22:44:54 Mar 1st 09 - Sir Hirgon Tegalad:

He lived in a lighthouse; because he turned off the light, a ship crashed on the rocks.


23:07:28 Mar 1st 09 - Mr. Moderator:


01:16:35 Mar 2nd 09 - Mr. Jefzwang:

......wtf, Moderator?


01:17:18 Mar 2nd 09 - Demonslayer Scientist:

He isn't one.  Just enjoy the pics.


01:20:56 Mar 2nd 09 - Mr. Jefzwang:

a man and his wife were driving through a rural town.  the car ran out of gas.  the man got out to find a gas station, but was afraid to leave his wife so he rolled up the windows and locked all the doors and trunk.  when he returned with some gas the car was still locked, had no damage, yet the wife was dead, there was blood all over her and her seat, and there was a stranger in the car.  how did the wife die? 


02:18:12 Mar 2nd 09 - Mr. Hannibal:

The stranger was already in the car, or his wife let the stranger in. Lots of random solutions for that one Jefzwang.


03:11:16 Mar 2nd 09 - Mr. Amazement:

Died during childbirth.

Stranger is his son.


03:23:21 Mar 2nd 09 - Mr. Gram Reaper:

died during childbirth

and he didnt know she was prego!


04:03:29 Mar 2nd 09 - Mr. Jefzwang:

Amazement and Gram Reaper got that one, Hannibal.  Guess I forgot to mention that the doors/windows were never opened...

A policeman clearly--w/o error--saw a truck driver going the wrong way on a freeway, yet he did nothing to stop him.  Why? 


04:08:22 Mar 2nd 09 - Sir Death Proof:

A man lives on the twelfth floor of an apartment building. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building. In the evening, he gets into the elevator, and, if there is someone else in the elevator -- or if it was raining that day -- he goes back to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the tenth floor and walks up two flights of stairs to his apartment.

This one really goes along with VU :)


05:18:16 Mar 2nd 09 - Sir Hirgon Tegalad:

The man is a dwarf.  That's the third time that puzzle has been posted (see the second post in the thread, and another one somewhere).


06:20:30 Mar 2nd 09 - Sir Death Proof:

sorry, I fail :(


08:05:51 Mar 2nd 09 - Mr. Hannibal:

Was the truck driver walking?

Doesn't say he was driving just that he was going the wrong way.


18:37:56 Mar 2nd 09 - Lady Santa The Blue Eyed:

The policeman was playing Grand Theft Auto and therefor, being a criminal ingame himself, didn't feel the need to stop him.

The road ended about 200 meters further up the road, where constructions were in progress.

The policeman thought he was hallucinating.

The truckdriver was both a good friend of the officer and a secret agent. Therefor the policeman knew that if he was going the wrong way, he would have a very good reason. Something like saving the earth :)

Need more random solutions? :D


02:51:05 Mar 3rd 09 - Mr. Jefzwang:

yup, hannibal got it.  lol


02:52:08 Mar 3rd 09 - Mr. Jefzwang:

a baby fell outta 20-storey building and lived.  how?


03:20:09 Mar 3rd 09 - Mr. Zyrike:

there was a trampoline at the bottom


04:12:25 Mar 3rd 09 - Mr. Jefzwang:

nope.  there was nothing at the bottom; the baby hit concrete.


05:20:04 Mar 3rd 09 - Mr. Gram Reaper:

it was a baby bird n she flew???


06:05:23 Mar 3rd 09 - Mr. Amazement:

He fell out of the first floor of the twenty story building.

Here is a good one:

If Jack were to hit John, Jack would be directly responsible. However, if Jack was abused in childhood, or taught hitting was ok, then this model would be indirectly responsible at the first level. However, if This person had to beat on bullies in his childhood to stop them from picking on him, then the bullies would be indirectly responsible at the second level. Now, as the levels go higher and higher, what is indirectly responsible always goes to one of two things in peoples minds. What are these two things?

This relates quite directly to politics in the U.S...


00:36:44 Mar 4th 09 - Wolflord Karac:

t.v. and video games.


06:54:48 Mar 4th 09 - Mr. Jefzwang:

A man buys rice at $1 a pound from American growers and sells them at $0.05 a pound in India. As a result of this he becomes a millionaire. How come?


07:01:04 Mar 4th 09 - Mr. Amazement:

A man buys rice at $1 a pound from American growers and sells them at $0.05 a pound in India. As a result of this he becomes a millionaire. How come?

-----------------------------------

adulteration.

he adds 50 lbs of stone for every 1 lb of rice...

Anyone that has ever seen India would get that one...


14:03:59 Mar 4th 09 - Lord Azaruc:

He gets a nobel price for his charity work?


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