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Snowball fight? for a variety of reason she was the target?

She lived in a tree house, which was under attack by an army of seagulls! The dark shards hurling things up were the rest of her family, throwing stones into the seagull ranks hoping to disperse them! When she opened her window the seagulls took to attacking her! and the white things was either a seagull itself or something far far worse....

nope nope, give up?

A woman has incontrovertible proof in court that her husband was murdered by her sister. Both the woman and her sister are before the Judge. The judge declares, "This is the strangest case I've ever seen. Though it's a cut-and-dried case, this woman before me cannot be punished." How can this possibly be?

Nice.

A woman gave natural birth to two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same month of the same year. But they were not twins and she had no access to a time machine. How could this be?

A New York city hairdresser recently said that he would rather cut the hair of three Canadians than one New Yorker. Why?

How could a baby fall out of a twenty-story building onto the ground and live?

Mr. Jefzwang Report 3/2/2009 9:52:08 PM

a baby fell outta 20-storey building and lived.  how?

Mr. Amazement Report 3/3/2009 1:05:23 AM

He fell out of the first floor of the twenty story building.

Alice is a fish and Ted is a cat?

In the middle of the ocean is a yacht. Several corpses are floating in the water nearby.

What happened?

No really?! :O
I was wondering whether a corpse is dead or alive...of course we've got zombies too ;)

A woman comes home with a bag of groceries, gets the mail, and
walks into the house.  On the way to the kitchen, she goes through the
living room and looks at her husband, who had blown his brains out.  She
then continues to the kitchen, puts away the groceries, and makes
dinner.

why is she so indifferent?

Blew his nose.

It's a picture of her husband?

nope, nobody has gotten it yet, give up? 

nope, she has no problems w/her eyes...

u guys want the answer?

A woman comes home with a bag of groceries, gets the mail, and
walks into the house.  On the way to the kitchen, she goes through the
living room and looks at her husband, who had blown his brains out.  She
then continues to the kitchen, puts away the groceries, and makes
dinner.

He did it in the past! She's looking at a picture or something! Is that right?

So, they are getting closer, but its not a picture? It is actually HIM? Im going with ashes.

Ow god! You sicko! Do you really think she has ashes lying around the house!? You Wolves have strange customs :S

Yes I have! Because that.....(insert tvhost's voice).....is the CORRECT answer! You have just won a total amount of €0.000,00! Good luck on YOUR trip around the world!

Heres another one:

A married couple goes to a movie. During the movie the husband strangles the wife. He is able to get her body home without attracting attention.

How?

Parachute failed :)

A bell rings, a rope breaks, a man dies. What happened?

Thats one solution, there's another but that is really farfetched. REALLY farfetched, if anyone would guess that, I'd call him a cheater! So anyone...? :)

Obviously you got that one from the internet :)
CHEATER!!!

Another one: A man walks into a shop and buys 3 banana's. When he gets outside he gives 2 away to a bum and keeps the 3rd. While crossing the street he get*beep* by a bus and dies in an instant. The bus driver gets out and says: "You deserved that!" Why?

  Because he crossed the street without looking both ways first?

Seloc! How dare you! Its a BUSdriver we're talking about here! They don't get maried! Its against the law!

And just to give a hint:
It's got to do with the bananas!

Nope, you're getting closer though :)