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Granted, the pizza talks with you. First its just a nice little chat. But the pizza starts talking more and more and more and more and more until your brain gets fried.

I wish I wouldn't be so sexy.

Wish granted, you were awake. You order breakfast and it suddenly starts to move. You lift up a piece of meat and see a bunch of *beep*roaches. You suddenly dont have any appetite left.

I wish I had a million dollar which is invisible to everybodies eyes except mine, and undestructable.

Wish granted, it was upgraded to a plain solid Xbox

I wish arzun wasn't canadian

Wish granted, but he dies five seconds after coming back, gets pissed, and leaves again.

I wish Cedric had a tattoo that said "HERETIC"!

granted, now the pope bothers you instead and sends waves upon waves of monks to throw holy water and bibles at you.

I wish I had a rollercoaster in my garden

Granted, you bother Charley Deallus, who was killed a few days ago anyway.  So you bother the dead corpse for eternity while Cedric lives on and seals you in with the body.

I wish I would be cleansed of my heresy forever.

Granted, you never get sick again but are hit by a car.  You now are in a como in the hospital.

I wish I was alive and cured of cancer :p

Granted, you now never will wake up.

I wish I was back to normal >_>

Granted, you are in your house and it sinks into the ground, trapping you with it.

I wish I was alive and normal...

Granted, your house flies instead, straight into the sun where it burns.

I wish I could wake up again and sleep healthily.

Granted, but due to the fact I necro'd this thread, you feel sad.

I wish I was a necromancer.

Granted, but the wash gets corrupted.

I wish I had the power to defeat my enemies.

Granted, but now all the files on your computer are

I wish my house was already decorated for Christmas so I do not have to do it now.

Granted, the government is now as corrupt as your computer is.  They make life more miserable for you than they already do.

I wish I had some eggnog...

Granted, but you are overthrown by US agents who want a leader who does what they want.

I wish I had perfectly good eggnog that can only be touched and drank by me and no one else.

I wish you remembered to make a wish...

Granted, but now it's nto your turn.

I wish I had some food.

Granted, but that person ruins your next wish.

I wish Septim would deep fry this snake for me. :-D

Granted, but it won't stop talking so you eat it, and now the only other time you will see it is in the bathroom.

I wish that I took part in the burning of the US. >:-D

Granted, but after christmas you are cut up and burned as fire wood.

I wish I was invincible, invulnerable and completely happy, with no possibility of that changing.

Granted, you melt (alive).

I wish I was a christmas tree branch :)

granted, you wish not to have a wish

i wish i had an evil mushroom bent on world domination

Granted you are now the biggest coward in the world.

I wish I had enough time to actually play rp forum games again. :(

Granted, but the VU Admin discoivers the bug you used, and bans you forever.

I wi*beep* was already Christmas.

Granted, but a virus ruined your computer, and thw world map was lost.

I wish I had a cookie.