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Granted, but its side-effects include diarrhoea, headaches and a range of hypo-kinetic disorders.

I wish my ankle stopped hurting.

Granted, you win $1 for matching one number in a cheap lottery.

I wish I had a better cookie.

Granted, but it continued duplicating until you are crushed under the weight.

I wish I could die laughing

damn...u beat me to it.

granted, septim comes back to sp@malot and then chucks you out.

I wish the moon was made out of cheese

granted, but you get a cavity form the cookie.

I wish that Mr. Travis Leiondon could never eat a cookie again and that he, anyone, or anything else, wouldn't kill or injure me, physically or emotionally, for making this wish.

Granted. All cookies vanish into thin air.

I wish I knew a good wish :)

granted, but it was poisoned and you die.

I wish that Mr. Travis Leiondon could never eat a cookie or have soda again and that he, anyone, or anything else, wouldn't kill or injure me, physically or emotionally, for making this wish, and that you cant keep me from posting.

Granted. A bunch of clocks pile up in your closet.

I wish i had a cookie =)

granted, but theyre too loud and make you deaf

i wish i had 3 more wishes

1) I wish that Mr. Travis Leiondon could never eat a cookie

2) I wish that Mr. Travis Leiondon could never have soda again

3) I wish that he, anyone, or anything else, wouldn't kill or injure me, physically or emotionally, for making this wish, and that you cant keep me from posting.

grabted, but since he has nothing to do he comes to u house and beats you with a baseball bat.

I wish i new the perfect wish.

Granted, but somebody goes ahead and does it anyway.

I wish I had a turkey sandwich.

Granted.  But no one knew about it and on the way home you fall and break both legs.  So now you spend Christmas at home all by yourself with two broken legs.  Oh, and the electricity went out.

I wish I could fall in love.

Granted, you fall in love and break your leg. While your lying there incapacitated a group of wolves draw close and eat you alive.

I wish I could sleep.

Wish Granted, you realized you wanted a life for christmas.  30 seconds later you get hit by a footlong sub from subway and again forget what you wanted for christmas.  Guess that means back to VU. :P

I wish there was high tech virtual reality gaming.

Wish granted, but you soon find out that green hair looks stupid, and your leg breaks at the exact same time.

I wish I had a lamp.

Wish granted, but it explodes, cutting off your hand and you slowly bleed to death.

I wish more children had been good this year.

Granted, but you now have no money to buy other things now.

I wish Archer Orc would stop sp@mming the tavern with his crap.

Granted, but you die to take his place.

I wish I was deaf so I don't have to listen to whatever you just said I have to listen to.

Granted, but then everyone starves to death from overpopulation.

I wish I was immune to all negative effects from wishes.

Granted but it blows away in the wind.

I wish I could go back in time, 5 hours and try it on with that girl again... woohoo was she hawt or was she hawt?

Granted, but one night you are drunk, and when you come home you say a paper clip is the best gift, and you parents get you a paper clip.

I wish I had a dollar.

granted, a soggy cardboard box falls from the sky, hits you in the head, and rips apart.

i wish i would find Travis' gift card and keep it for myself and not get in any trouble for it

Granted, but the rest of the year is horrible, and I blame you for putting all of the merriness into one day.

I wish I could solve this little dilemma I have...

Wish granted. We all have merry days, you however, feel miserable. You can't stand all the hapiness around you and eventually you try to kill yourself. But the docters are so merry that they can not give up on reanimation and you get revived. After 2 months in a coma, you wake up. 20 days later you are allowed to leave your room. Then the hotel catches on fire and you burn. Not to death :)

I wish the following wish will succeed in every thinkable way ;)

Granted, but the it returns

i wish that i know what to  wish