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Granted

I wish that i was cool.

Granted, but a time was not specified so he only took notice of the wish for the next 2 minutes.

I wish that pengu and I made an RP about buttpirates and we reported it as good and Michael Deallus had to read the entire thing, and enjoy it.

Granted, but then none of them are fun to read and the topic fails.

I wish Random would stop making posts that involve me(Duke Michael Deallus) doing things that he doesn't want to do O_o

Granted, one of the clones let's Random win every time, but is killed for treason by the others.

I wish I would stop being mentioned in this topic >_>

granted, but your given charge of a pointless and mediocre task.

i wish i would stop posting in this thread becuse this has gone too far.

wish granted, you pass out during the test and fail.

I wish the world wasnt going to end in 2012.

wish granted, unfortunately you are stuck in a genie lamp that is buried deep deep deep away.

I wish I didn't have an upload limit

Granted, you accidentally pee on the floor while drunk though.(and it smelllllls)

I wish the batteries in my Xbox360 controller never ran out of power.

Wish granted, but the evil plasma screen tv can't stand looking at you, so it exploded by itself.

I wish time rewinds back to 31st Dec 2008 23.59.. My kiss of the year strikes 00.00..Hehe..

[[lol guy(or girl)]]

Granted, but it only shows the Disney Channel and you commit suicide

I wish I had a cool shot glass...

Granted, your new boyfriend is named Ferrari Enzo.

I wish I didn't get sick all the time, and only die when I'm 85 years old

Granted but Arabs fly planes into it

I wish I could resist licking my lips whilst eating dohnuts

Granted, you get turned into sushi and eaten.[[lol I made a wish, word for word, like that]]

I wish I had fewer than 200 posts.

(lol of course its a guy >.>)

Granted but all of us got a slice except Killjoy.. xD

I wish i have more free time.

granted but you get so much more that you get so bored you commit sucide

I wish i have a 60 inich TV, a kickass coach and a pool table

Granted but when she arrives you realise, its not Sophia but G.W Bush in a bikini outfit with a can of Whipped Cream in his hand

I wish the KKK took over England

Granted, unfortunately it's a 'homemade-dollar'

I wish I never had any exams

granted, everyone died

I wish I could understand women

Granted, but you change your sex because you have found out women are better than guys.. :P

I wish i want a chocolate shake.

(Damn. Someone posted before me.. This post is for Mielo xD)

Granted, I invite you over to Belgium and give you a chocolate shag (still manly thoughts though)

I wish I could focus and study

granted, you start playing VU again, become obsessed, and become a complete no life.

I wish i could tell what people are going to say so that i can say the same things they do at the same time and really tick them off when i want to.

granted, and now you play so well and got obsessed and started killing all in your world and everyone hates you

i wish......i can play the piano

Granted, but you learn that nobody actually likes you.

I wish i didn't have to quit next era.

Granted, but you weren't good anyways.

I wish I could not get alcoholism in the future

granted, for what goes wrong, look back a page or two at when i wished that.

i wish that i wasnt snapped in half but back in one piece again.