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Mr. Urist Mcminer


Lived in age 0 of Tutorial X and got 0 heir(s) .

Urist McMiner was one of the original 7 dwarves on the expedition that would found the Legendarily doomed fortress known as Boat Murdered.
After the inevitable fall of the fortress and the desecration of its surrounding forest and grasslands via magma, and as the sole survivor of the terrors that arose in that forbidden place, Urist was lost, afraid and alone. He had run from the madness in the halls of Boat Murdered, run through the fields of bodies not even stopping to check the masses of dropped socks that lay scattered, and kept on running until it was cold, quiet and dark. Only then did he look back to see the violent red glow of magma slowly pouring over the countryside. All he could do was weep as he watched his lifes work crumble in front of him.

After months wandering the wilderness, Urist missed the comforts of home. He longed for plump helmet roasts, dwarven wine and a pair of good kitten leather slippers on his feet. His disdain for the elephants that cause his fortresses demise only grew with time, until he was consumed with hate and the occasional strange mood. His mind slipped into madness. Once a great dwarf expeditioner, now a lonely shell of a dwarf trying to survive alone in the wilderness.
Urists mind has tried to replaced his loneliness and trauma with figures; peasants for him reign over, armies to train and command and cities to raise from the ground, but in the deep recesses of his dwarven heart he knows none of this is real. The Orcs he is sending his people to fight are figments of his imagination. The friendly kingdom he finds himself in only exists in his mind. He is at war with himself as he cowers in a poorly dug out hole in the side of a mountain. His heart slowing, his body freezing. Soon he will die as the last survivor of the legendary Boat Murdered.