| All world awards era of Kobu | 
				| Kingdoms:
 The Bushido Award for most Honorable:
 
 The WMD Award for most Destructive:
 
 The Field Mouse award for least heard from KD:
 
 The 'Say Hello to my Little Friend' award for most effective new player KD:
 
 The Stalin Award for Most Ruthless:
 
 The Hippie Award for the Most Peaceful:
 
 Best "Pull it Together and Wreak Hell Merged Army":
 
 Players:
 
 The Rommel Award for Best Tactics:
 
 The Merlin Award for Best Magic User:
 
 The Four Horsemen award for Most Warlike:
 
 The Hobbit award for the Best Farmer:
 
 The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era:
 
 The Condoleeza Rice award for best Diplomat:
 
 The Benedict Arnold award for biggest traitor:
 
 The Jack of All Trades award for best all around:
 
 The "I'm Too Sexy for this Game, but I play it anyway":
 
 The "I Love to Do the Dew" Award for best roleplaying:
 
 The "I'm So Hot I'm on Fire" Award for best and funniest flames:
 
 Fun Awards:
 
 Most Artistic Banner:
 
 Sexiest Banner:
 
 Oddest Ruler Name:
 
 The Best Sp@mmer:
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| Kingdoms:
 The Bushido Award for most Honorable:  -
 
 The WMD Award for most Destructive: -
 
 The Field Mouse award for least heard from KD: rebirth?
 
 The 'Say Hello to my Little Friend' award for most effective new player KD: -?
 
 The Stalin Award for Most Ruthless: *beep*s?
 
 The Hippie Award for the Most Peaceful: *beep*s
 
 Best "Pull it Together and Wreak Hell Merged Army": ret
 
 Players:
 
 The Rommel Award for Best Tactics: TBL (that dude is just crazy)
 
 The Merlin Award for Best Magic User: roxy
 
 The Four Horsemen award for Most Warlike: Penguin
 
 The Hobbit award for the Best Farmer: sloth/messiah
 
 The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era: mine?
 
 The Condoleeza Rice award for best Diplomat: of onuris hes the best
 
 The Benedict Arnold award for biggest traitor: some dude
 
 The Jack of All Trades award for best all around: meh?
 
 The "I'm Too Sexy for this Game, but I play it anyway": wilbernub
 
 The "I Love to Do the Dew" Award for best roleplaying: mhm?
 
 The "I'm So Hot I'm on Fire" Award for best and funniest flames: ahm?
 
 Fun Awards:
 
 Most Artistic Banner:  *beep*s
 
 Sexiest Banner: Not *beep*s
 
 Oddest Ruler Name: Right hand of onuris, eww it must be gross when onuris masturbates
 
 The Best Sp@mmer:dunz
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| "Oddest Ruler Name: Right hand of onuris, eww it must be gross when onuris masturbates"
 ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ;)
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| darn, double post and edited too slow. Kingdoms:
 The Bushido Award for most Honorable:  Vengeance
 
 The WMD Award for most Destructive: godlike *beep*s / RET
 
 The Field Mouse award for least heard from KD: All major kingdoms have been heard of.
 
 The 'Say Hello to my Little Friend' award for most effective new player KD: Rebirth since V isn't really new.
 
 The Stalin Award for Most Ruthless: Godlike *beep*s?
 
 The Hippie Award for the Most Peaceful: Godlike *beep*s had quite a few NAP's
 
 Best "Pull it Together and Wreak Hell Merged Army": I heard godlike *beep*s had a 150K naz army, but I wasn't there to see it... so us!
 
 Players:
 
 The Rommel Award for Best Tactics: Sloth
 
 The Merlin Award for Best Magic User: Bogdan, though I heard Roxy did a great job again I wasn't there to see it.
 
 The Four Horsemen award for Most Warlike: Duke insane V , Knish/Edward Adams
 
 The Hobbit award for the Best Farmer: whoever wins the farm race.
 
 The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era: Alban for being a traitor, Inchalien for being a traitor, Revenge for mis-using my trust.
 
 The Condoleeza Rice award for best Diplomat: ehm... Mielo? :P
 
 The Benedict Arnold award for biggest traitor: Alban/Inchalien
 
 The Jack of All Trades award for best all around: Sloth!
 
 The "I'm Too Sexy for this Game, but I play it anyway": Wilberforce
 
 The "I Love to Do the Dew" Award for best roleplaying: /
 
 The "I'm So Hot I'm on Fire" Award for best and funniest flames: not enough flaming this era as far as I know
 
 Fun Awards:
 
 Most Artistic Banner: no real artistic ones left.
 
 Sexiest Banner: Godlike *beep*s
 
 Oddest Ruler Name: /
 
 The Best Sp@mmer: /
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| Kingdoms:
 The Bushido Award for most Honorable: Retribution
 
 The WMD Award for most Destructive: Retribution
 
 The Field Mouse award for least heard from KD: Rebirth
 
 The 'Say Hello to my Little Friend' award for most effective new player KD: ...Mayham Projects
 
 The Stalin Award for Most Ruthless:
 
 The Hippie Award for the Most Peaceful: Peacekeepers??
 
 Best "Pull it Together and Wreak Hell Merged Army": Retribution
 
 Players:
 
 The Rommel Award for Best Tactics: Mr.Sloth
 
 The Merlin Award for Best Magic User: Mr.Cronus
 
 The Four Horsemen award for Most Warlike: Sir Perkunas / Mr. Edward Adams
 
 The Hobbit award for the Best Farmer:
 
 The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era: dunno
 
 The Condoleeza Rice award for best Diplomat: Lew
 
 The Benedict Arnold award for biggest traitor: That guy in Fate
 
 The Jack of All Trades award for best all around: Mr.Sloth ./ Mr.Messiah
 
 The "I'm Too Sexy for this Game, but I play it anyway": Duke Random...lawl
 
 The "I Love to Do the Dew" Award for best roleplaying: Micheal Deallus / Septim
 
 The "I'm So Hot I'm on Fire" Award for best and funniest flames: Septim!
 
 Fun Awards:
 
 Most Artistic Banner: LGC / Vengeance
 
 Sexiest Banner: LGC
 
 Oddest Ruler Name: this guy in LDK ....weird names ...=S
 
 The Best Sp@mmer: Sir Stewie Griffin =P
 
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| Kingdoms:
 The Bushido Award for most Honorable: V
 
 The WMD Award for most Destructive: RET
 
 The Field Mouse award for least heard from KD: Rebirth
 
 The 'Say Hello to my Little Friend' award for most effective new player KD: V (only our second era)
 
 The Stalin Award for Most Ruthless: GODLIKE
 
 The Hippie Award for the Most Peaceful: Godlike
 
 Best "Pull it Together and Wreak Hell Merged Army": RET
 
 Players:
 
 The Rommel Award for Best Tactics: Sloth
 
 The Merlin Award for Best Magic User: Bogdan
 
 The Four Horsemen award for Most Warlike: Insane V
 
 The Hobbit award for the Best Farmer: Messiah
 
 The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era: Alban, Inchalien
 
 The Condoleeza Rice award for best Diplomat: Neby
 
 The Benedict Arnold award for biggest traitor: Inchalien
 
 The Jack of All Trades award for best all around: Sloth
 
 The "I'm Too Sexy for this Game, but I play it anyway": Septim
 
 The "I Love to Do the Dew" Award for best roleplaying: Septim/Deallus
 
 The "I'm So Hot I'm on Fire" Award for best and funniest flames: None
 
 Fun Awards:
 
 Most Artistic Banner: I really like Guild of the Fallens Banner
 
 Sexiest Banner: Spaghetti (who doesn't like spaghetti)
 
 Oddest Ruler Name: The guys in *beep*s, God of Semen or something like that
 
 The Best Sp@mmer: not the best *beep*mer the worst *beep*mer ELECTRIC
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| Kingdoms:
 The Bushido Award for most Honorable: ret?
 
 The WMD Award for most Destructive: aurora
 
 The Field Mouse award for least heard from KD: MAD
 
 The 'Say Hello to my Little Friend' award for most effective new player KD: rebirth (its the only new player KD I can think of)
 
 The Stalin Award for Most Ruthless: Pro/Ret/Aurora
 
 The Hippie Award for the Most Peaceful: FATE?
 
 Best "Pull it Together and Wreak Hell Merged Army": Ret
 
 Players:
 
 The Rommel Award for Best Tactics: Me
 
 The Merlin Award for Best Magic User: Wraith/abadd
 
 The Four Horsemen award for Most Warlike: Zero, Mielo, Knish, Peng.
 
 The Hobbit award for the Best Farmer: Sloth + Messiah
 
 The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era: Not sure
 
 The Condoleeza Rice award for best Diplomat: Mielo
 
 The Benedict Arnold award for biggest traitor: Not sure about biggest... but suckiest traitor is Alban.
 
 The Jack of All Trades award for best all around: Abadd
 
 The "I'm Too Sexy for this Game, but I play it anyway": Me (going with the majority here)
 
 The "I Love to Do the Dew" Award for best roleplaying: Charley and septim. Then the guys in the last world rp.. I love that :D
 
 The "I'm So Hot I'm on Fire" Award for best and funniest flames: Me?
 
 Fun Awards:
 
 Most Artistic Banner: Pro
 
 Sexiest Banner: Pro (the only sexy banner LGC have ever had is the pink one!)
 
 Oddest Ruler Name: -
 
 The Best Sp@mmer: Not sure
 
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| Kingdoms:
 The Bushido Award for most Honorable: iPF
 
 The WMD Award for most Destructive: DE
 
 The Field Mouse award for least heard from KD: V
 
 The 'Say Hello to my Little Friend' award for most effective new player KD: DE
 
 The Stalin Award for Most Ruthless: Lgc
 
 The Hippie Award for the Most Peaceful: Aurora
 
 Best "Pull it Together and Wreak Hell Merged Army": Aurora
 
 Players:
 
 The Rommel Award for Best Tactics: Fordius
 
 The Merlin Award for Best Magic User: Haven't come across any
 
 The Four Horsemen award for Most Warlike: All members of DE!
 
 The Hobbit award for the Best Farmer: Fate
 
 The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era: Knife
 
 The Condoleeza Rice award for best Diplomat: TBL (Judging in quantity not quality)
 
 The Benedict Arnold award for biggest traitor: Fate guy
 
 The Jack of All Trades award for best all around: Evans
 
 The "I'm Too Sexy for this Game, but I play it anyway": DE
 
 The "I Love to Do the Dew" Award for best roleplaying: FF
 
 The "I'm So Hot I'm on Fire" Award for best and funniest flames: All anti *beep* agruers
 
 Fun Awards: This list will get too long :/
 
 Most Artistic Banner: Pro
 
 Sexiest Banner: Biohazard
 
 Oddest Ruler Name: VU Admin?
 
 The Best Sp@mmer: Septim ofc
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| Kingdoms:
 The Bushido Award for most Honorable: Ret
 
 The WMD Award for most Destructive: *beep*s
 
 The Field Mouse award for least heard from KD: MaD
 
 The 'Say Hello to my Little Friend' award for most effective new player KD: ReBirth?
 
 The Stalin Award for Most Ruthless: *beep*s
 
 The Hippie Award for the Most Peaceful: *beep*s
 
 Best "Pull it Together and Wreak Hell Merged Army": *beep*s / Ret
 
 Players:
 
 The Rommel Award for Best Tactics: Righty [ You should see him get going Q_Q ]
 
 The Merlin Award for Best Magic User: Toutis / Kob
 
 The Four Horsemen award for Most Warlike: Penguino
 
 The Hobbit award for the Best Farmer: Messiah / Sloth
 
 The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era: Lew is gona hurt me bad :(
 
 The Condoleeza Rice award for best Diplomat: Onuris
 
 The Benedict Arnold award for biggest traitor: Alban
 
 The Jack of All Trades award for best all around: Quite A few
 
 The "I'm Too Sexy for this Game, but I play it anyway": Lew [ Does that win me brownie points ? ]
 
 The "I Love to Do the Dew" Award for best roleplaying: Charley / Spetim
 
 The "I'm So Hot I'm on Fire" Award for best and funniest flames: Cobrah
 
 Fun Awards:
 
 Most Artistic Banner: *beep*s
 
 Sexiest Banner: LGC
 
 Oddest Ruler Name: Kilroy PineapplePants
 
 The Best Sp@mmer: Auto-Septim
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| i just pick a few ones, since i have bad time Kingdoms:
 The WMD Award for most Destructive: DE (8 players that ruled Mantrax with CE)
 
 The 'Say Hello to my Little Friend' award for most effective new player KD: V ( more then manage to survive on fantasia) all though we were of to a great start with beating Heaven with only 12 active members.
 
 
 
 Players:
 
 The Rommel Award for Best Tactics: Thomaas, he was outstanding this era.
 
 
 
 The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era: Penguin
 
 The Condoleeza Rice award for best Diplomat: Right hand of Onuris (a guy that knows what he is doing)
 
 The Benedict Arnold award for biggest traitor: Onuris (backstabbed us)
 
 The Jack of All Trades award for best all around: Thomaas was fantastic, all though i know that many people was just as good this era.
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| The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era: Penguin
 
 ROFL!!!!!!
 
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| Kingdoms:
 The Bushido Award for most Honorable:   V, Ret, Pro
 
 The WMD Award for most Destructive:   noob
 
 The Field Mouse award for least heard from KD:   chompers
 
 The 'Say Hello to my Little Friend' award for most effective new player KD:  Dark
 
 The Stalin Award for Most Ruthless:   noob
 
 The Hippie Award for the Most Peaceful:
 
 Best "Pull it Together and Wreak Hell Merged Army":    Ret
 
 Players:
 
 The Rommel Award for Best Tactics:     Sloth
 
 The Merlin Award for Best Magic User:     Bogdan
 
 The Four Horsemen award for Most Warlike:      Insane V
 
 The Hobbit award for the Best Farmer:     Messiah
 
 The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era:      one of the biggest traitors
 
 The Condoleeza Rice award for best Diplomat:       wasn't into politics this era
 
 The Benedict Arnold award for biggest traitor:      Inchalien
 
 The Jack of All Trades award for best all around:       Sloth
 
 The "I'm Too Sexy for this Game, but I play it anyway":      Finwe
 
 The "I Love to Do the Dew" Award for best roleplaying:      Adrastos
 
 The "I'm So Hot I'm on Fire" Award for best and funniest flames:
 
 Fun Awards:
 
 Most Artistic Banner:   The Dacians
 
 Sexiest Banner:     Spaghetti
 
 Oddest Ruler Name:     Hydroponics Farmer
 
 The Best Sp@mmer:     Septim?
 
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| Kingdoms:
 The Bushido Award for most Honorable:   V, Ret, Pro
 
 The WMD Award for most Destructive:   noob, ret
 
 The Field Mouse award for least heard from KD:   chompers,mad
 
 The 'Say Hello to my Little Friend' award for most effective new player KD:  Dark
 
 The Stalin Award for Most Ruthless:   noob
 
 The Hippie Award for the Most Peaceful: PKS, Fate, Vengeance, ODC
 
 Best "Pull it Together and Wreak Hell Merged Army":    Ret
 
 Players:
 
 The Rommel Award for Best Tactics:     Ford
 
 The Merlin Award for Best Magic User:     Abaddon, Wraith
 
 The Four Horsemen award for Most Warlike:  Edward Adams
 
 The Hobbit award for the Best Farmer:     1/3 of fate, Sloth, Messiah
 
 The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era: Obviously Revenge and his friend alban
 
 The Condoleeza Rice award for best Diplomat: Onuris making a kingdom do a war for them :p
 
 The Benedict Arnold award for biggest traitor:      to many to really say this era
 
 The Jack of All Trades award for best all around:       Abaddon
 
 The "I'm Too Sexy for this Game, but I play it anyway":      besides myself, those that get the honor to speak with me 8-)))
 
 Fun Award: Mielo
 
 Most Artistic Banner:   Prosapia
 
 Sexiest Banner:     legacy
 
 Oddest Ruler Name:     Will butt horse
 
 
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| Kingdoms:
 The Bushido Award for most Honorable: maybe RET
 
 The WMD Award for most Destructive: nubs
 
 The Field Mouse award for least heard from KD: none
 
 The 'Say Hello to my Little Friend' award for most effective new player KD: Rebirth
 
 The Stalin Award for Most Ruthless: nubs
 
 The Hippie Award for the Most Peaceful: I would nominate Fate
 
 Best "Pull it Together and Wreak Hell Merged Army": RET and nubs
 
 Players:
 
 The Rommel Award for Best Tactics: Right hand
 
 The Merlin Award for Best Magic User: Roxbury
 
 The Four Horsemen award for Most Warlike: from nubs Eros and Penguin
 
 The Hobbit award for the Best Farmer: Sloth, Messiah
 
 The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era: Alban, Inchalien
 
 The Condoleeza Rice award for best Diplomat: Right Hand
 
 The Benedict Arnold award for biggest traitor: Inchalien
 
 The Jack of All Trades award for best all around: Right Hand
 
 The "I'm Too Sexy for this Game, but I play it anyway": Penguin
 
 The "I Love to Do the Dew" Award for best roleplaying: no clue
 
 The "I'm So Hot I'm on Fire" Award for best and funniest flames: Eros for getting banned :)
 
 Fun Awards:
 
 Most Artistic Banner: nubs
 
 Sexiest Banner: nubs
 
 Oddest Ruler Name: That clan of farmers in Fate
 
 The Best Sp@mmer: no clue
 
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| Kingdoms:
 The Bushido Award for most Honorable: most fant KDs were honorable
 
 The WMD Award for most Destructive: ret/nubs
 
 The Field Mouse award for least heard from KD: idk i didnt hear of them
 
 The 'Say Hello to my Little Friend' award for most effective new player KD: Rebirth i guess
 
 The Stalin Award for Most Ruthless: ret and nubs i guess
 
 The Hippie Award for the Most Peaceful: fate? dark? *shrugs*
 
 Best "Pull it Together and Wreak Hell Merged Army": RET all the way :)
 
 Players:
 
 The Rommel Award for Best Tactics: *shrugs*
 
 The Merlin Award for Best Magic User: Bogdan
 
 The Four Horsemen award for Most Warlike: Lord Insane V
 
 The Hobbit award for the Best Farmer: Messiah (sloth has so many troops its kinda hard to say he farmed
 
 The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era: Alban, Inchalien
 
 The Condoleeza Rice award for best Diplomat: Lew
 
 The Benedict Arnold award for biggest traitor: Inchalien but Alban was the suckiest traitor
 
 The Jack of All Trades award for best all around: Sloth
 
 The "I'm Too Sexy for this Game, but I play it anyway": Penguin
 
 The "I Love to Do the Dew" Award for best roleplaying: no clue
 
 The "I'm So Hot I'm on Fire" Award for best and funniest flames: cobra probobly
 
 Fun Awards:
 
 Most Artistic Banner: dunno
 
 Sexiest Banner: dunno
 
 Oddest Ruler Name: right/left hand of onuris
 
 The Best Sp@mmer: dunno probobly septim tho
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| Kingdoms:
 The Bushido Award for most Honorable: Spag
 
 The WMD Award for most Destructive: V
 
 The Field Mouse award for least heard from KD: Mystic
 
 The 'Say Hello to my Little Friend' award for most effective new player KD: -
 
 The Stalin Award for Most Ruthless: CE
 
 The Hippie Award for the Most Peaceful: -
 
 Best "Pull it Together and Wreak Hell Merged Army": -
 
 Players:
 
 The Rommel Award for Best Tactics: Chade
 
 The Merlin Award for Best Magic User: Struddle
 
 The Four Horsemen award for Most Warlike: Soki
 
 
 
 Fun Awards:
 
 Most Artistic Banner: Mystic
 
 Sexiest Banner: Spag :D
 
 The Best Sp@mmer: Spoon
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| [quote]sloth has so many troops its kinda hard to say he farmed[/quote]
 What do you mean, if you farm you don't have troops? Or, if you have troops, it automatically means you war? Or, by farming it is impossible to get troops?
 
 Makes no sense??!!!
 
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| maybe you should worry about your politics instead of semantics?
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| The "I'm Too Sexy for this Game, but I play it anyway": bertn :)
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| The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era: Mr. Sean Connery (I hope you left, because if not, I will kill you for imitating the true deity!)
 The "I'm Too Sexy for this Game, but I play it anyway": I really have no idea, so I'll say Shezmu. XD
 
 The "I Love to Do the Dew" Award for best roleplaying:
 Deallus has quit Roleplaying. I honestly don't know. O_O.
 
 Fun Awards:
 
 Oddest Ruler Name: Seloc! (;-))
 
 The Best Sp@mmer: Seloc! (running joke that we always vote for each other. XD)
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| Why do I never get an award. :( I fell like I am really bad at this game (oh wait, I already am...)
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| YAR first award this era!
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| Sir Samulis The Grandeur 
 Report
 
 
 1/26/2009 10:43:51 PM
 | Why do I never get an award. :( I fell like I am really bad at this game (oh wait, I already am...) |  Your Not Bad Samulis.. YOUR *beep*ING TERRIBLE
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| atleast i got nominated in a category i like :-D thanks, grandpa!  :-p
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| Mr. Mars 
 Report
 
 
 1/26/2009 1:35:57 PM
 | [quote]sloth has so many troops its kinda hard to say he farmed[/quote] 
 What do you mean, if you farm you don't have troops? Or, if you have troops, it automatically means you war? Or, by farming it is impossible to get troops?
 
 Makes no sense??!!!
 |    what i mean is normally a farmer wont have amny troops because they spend all or msot of their moeny on buildings. Sloth (if you were to loo kat the HoH) has mutliple armies on there (granted hes halfer) and they arent low level troops. showing that most of his income isnt going into production. so im saying he isnt a farmer hes just building income and troops at the same time
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| Kingdoms:
 The Bushido Award for most Honorable: Pro, RET, Dark, ODC, PKS, Rebirth
 
 The WMD Award for most Destructive: RET, DE
 
 The Field Mouse award for least heard from KD: ??? I heard from everyone :-p
 
 The 'Say Hello to my Little Friend' award for most effective new player KD: Rebirth
 
 The Stalin Award for Most Ruthless: RET
 
 The Hippie Award for the Most Peaceful: Ringwraiths
 
 Best "Pull it Together and Wreak Hell Merged Army": RET
 
 Players:
 
 The Rommel Award for Best Tactics: Nebuchadnezzar
 
 The Merlin Award for Best Magic User: Gravedigger
 
 The Four Horsemen award for Most Warlike: The guys from RET
 
 The Hobbit award for the Best Farmer: FATE/Godlike combined award
 
 The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era: Those traitors in RET
 
 The Condoleeza Rice award for best Diplomat: Nebuchadnezzar
 
 The Benedict Arnold award for biggest traitor: FATE/Godlike
 
 The Jack of All Trades award for best all around: Grim Darkhammer
 
 The "I'm Too Sexy for this Game, but I play it anyway": (Me) Deadpool
 
 The "I Love to Do the Dew" Award for best roleplaying: Banroth Death Proof
 
 The "I'm So Hot I'm on Fire" Award for best and funniest flames: >.<
 
 Fun Awards:
 
 Most Artistic Banner: That Vengeance kingdom and LGC
 
 Sexiest Banner: Vengeance all the way
 
 Oddest Ruler Name: I agree with Banroth for this one...that God of Semen guy
 
 The Best Sp@mmer: None as good as Soccer was
 
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| Yay!  I got an award :-) Thanks!
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| You deserve it Gravedigger....you did a amazing job for us this era.
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| there was only 1 traitor in ret...
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| Doh thought there was two? 
 *bows* Well I stand corrected Mr. Killstone.
 
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| Gravedigger has mastered the art of STG :) WTG
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| "The Hobbit award for the Best Farmer: Fate"
 At least we are best at something, sweet.
 
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| Sir Deadpool
 Report
 
 
 1/26/2009 4:41:50 PMKingdoms:
 
 The Bushido Award for most Honorable: Pro, RET, Dark, ODC, PKS, Rebirth
 
 The WMD Award for most Destructive: RET, DE
 
 The Field Mouse award for least heard from KD: ??? I heard from everyone :-p
 
 The 'Say Hello to my Little Friend' award for most effective new player KD: Rebirth
 
 The Stalin Award for Most Ruthless: RET
 
 The Hippie Award for the Most Peaceful: Ringwraiths
 
 Best "Pull it Together and Wreak Hell Merged Army": RET
 
 Players:
 
 The Rommel Award for Best Tactics: Nebuchadnezzar
 
 The Merlin Award for Best Magic User: Gravedigger
 
 The Four Horsemen award for Most Warlike: The guys from RET
 
 The Hobbit award for the Best Farmer: FATE/Godlike combined award
 
 The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era: Those traitors in RET
 
 The Condoleeza Rice award for best Diplomat: Nebuchadnezzar
 
 The Benedict Arnold award for biggest traitor: FATE/Godlike
 
 The Jack of All Trades award for best all around: Grim Darkhammer
 
 The "I'm Too Sexy for this Game, but I play it anyway": (Me) Deadpool
 
 The "I Love to Do the Dew" Award for best roleplaying: Banroth Death Proof
 
 The "I'm So Hot I'm on Fire" Award for best and funniest flames: >.<
 
 Fun Awards:
 
 Most Artistic Banner: That Vengeance kingdom and LGC
 
 Sexiest Banner: Vengeance all the way
 
 Oddest Ruler Name: I agree with Banroth for this one...that God of Semen guy
 
 The Best Sp@mmer: None as good as Soccer was
 
 ~Quite possible the most bias series of awards I've ever seen  xD   someone didn't like us vewy much  :(
 
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| Kingdoms:
 The Bushido Award for most Honorable: Prosapia
 
 The WMD Award for most Destructive:  Godlike
 
 The Field Mouse award for least heard from KD:  IPF
 
 The 'Say Hello to my Little Friend' award for most effective new player KD: Vengeance (first era or not)
 
 The Stalin Award for Most Ruthless:  Godlike
 
 The Hippie Award for the Most Peaceful:  Vengeance
 
 Best "Pull it Together and Wreak Hell Merged Army":  Godlike
 
 Players:
 
 The Rommel Award for Best Tactics:  TBL
 
 The Merlin Award for Best Magic User: Farmer Wan
 
 The Four Horsemen award for Most Warlike: Knish
 
 The Hobbit award for the Best Farmer: Messiah
 
 The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era:  Penguin
 
 The Condoleeza Rice award for best Diplomat: Knish
 
 The Benedict Arnold award for biggest traitor: Alban/Cronus
 
 Fun Awards:
 
 Most Artistic Banner: Prosapia
 
 Sexiest Banner: Vengeance (not the first Kingdom to use it ehh)
 
 Oddest Ruler Name: Left/right hand of Onuris
 
 The Best Sp@mmer: die *beep*mers
 
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 Thought I would not post any awards to my own kingdom. Kind of self serving isn't it?
 
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 And for anyone wondering if I am farming this era, and I do appreciate the compliments and usually I just farm/mage, but this time, please view the "Most Fearsome Rulers" list on Fantasia for a brief summary of my accomplishments.
 
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| that you were merge leader and killed some troops? wow amazing :) 
 The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era:  Penguin
 
 wtf ... again :D next era will be fun for me :)
 
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| Yeah, Fearsome Rulers means nothing. Battles won are usually 99% scout kills, troops killed are usually merge kills and it obviously doesn't scale with time later in the era; and cities taken isn't a good point to judge everything on. You need to have a bit of background knowledge to say who the actually most warlike ruler was.
 Mr. Santa The Returned has won 262 battles, captured 169 cities and killed a total of 314077 men and women.
 
 I can say that this guy probably is the actual most fearsome ruler; because he has captured the most cities, although 140 of those were probably undefended; won the most battles; and killed the most people when his kd hasn't put together a single decent merge vs merge.
 
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| even when merge fighting, there is still skill involved
 (look at RET VS V+FATE)
 
 we had to pull a lot of tricks out of our hat to actually keep our merges alive.
 
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| Mr. Sloth 
 Report
 
 
 1/26/2009 10:26:51 PM
 | Kingdoms: 
 The Bushido Award for most Honorable: Prosapia
 
 The WMD Award for most Destructive:  Godlike
 
 The Field Mouse award for least heard from KD:  IPF
 
 The 'Say Hello to my Little Friend' award for most effective new player KD: Vengeance (first era or not)
 
 The Stalin Award for Most Ruthless:  Godlike
 
 The Hippie Award for the Most Peaceful:  Vengeance
 
 Best "Pull it Together and Wreak Hell Merged Army":  Godlike
 
 Players:
 
 The Rommel Award for Best Tactics:  TBL
 
 The Merlin Award for Best Magic User: Farmer Wan
 
 The Four Horsemen award for Most Warlike: Knish
 
 The Hobbit award for the Best Farmer: Messiah
 
 The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era:  Penguin
 
 The Condoleeza Rice award for best Diplomat: Knish
 
 The Benedict Arnold award for biggest traitor: Alban/Cronus
 
 Fun Awards:
 
 Most Artistic Banner: Prosapia
 
 Sexiest Banner: Vengeance (not the first Kingdom to use it ehh)
 
 Oddest Ruler Name: Left/right hand of Onuris
 
 The Best Sp@mmer: die *beep*mers
 
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 Thought I would not post any awards to my own kingdom. Kind of self serving isn't it?
 
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 And for anyone wondering if I am farming this era, and I do appreciate the compliments and usually I just farm/mage, but this time, please view the "Most Fearsome Rulers" list on Fantasia for a brief summary of my accomplishments.
 
 |  =O Well you die too, Sloth!  >=(
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| I realize that, I hope I didn't come off as implying that RET was bad or that Sloth was unskilled. Sloth is one of the more skilled players in VU, and I have a lot of respect for him. I know a lot of the more well known names in VU, although I would imagine that even though I've played this game for as long as most of them and I believe I do so just as or even more skillfully; I am willing to bet I will stay laregly unkown because I never do anything noteworthy. In fact, I am willing to bet that the reader of this comment has never seen my name before.
 Yes, RET is doing pretty well for themselves given the circumstances. I wish you guys the best of luck. There is, however, 1 thing that I do HATE about Retribution. You have a member named "Barney Stinson" who is on the top 10 atm!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??? HOW DARE HE!!! My usual name of Barny was stolen this era (although I manged to hunt the perpetrator down) but Barney Stinson... I wish you were worse at the game! How dare you place on the HoH!
 
 But to stay on topic...
 
 Kingdoms:
 
 The Bushido Award for most Honorable: RET? Idk, lots of KDS are honorable. I could make a list of dishonarble ones; but thats not the point.
 
 The WMD Award for most Destructive: *beep*S
 
 The Field Mouse award for least heard from KD: I probably never heard from them ;)
 
 The 'Say Hello to my Little Friend' award for most effective new player KD: Unfortunealy only DARK comes to mind, its easy to be effective with 40 members.
 
 The Stalin Award for Most Ruthless: *beep*S
 
 The Hippie Award for the Most Peaceful: Also *beep*S, I consider all those NAPS an act of peace ;)
 
 Best "Pull it Together and Wreak Hell Merged Army": I couldny say my kd was on Fant long enough.
 
 Players:
 
 The Rommel Award for Best Tactics: Roxbury, you should have seen his *beep* on Zeta.
 
 The Merlin Award for Best Magic User: Also Roxbury. He kept like every single *beep*S army (like 20 or so full of Nazgul) armies frozen, EITS EVERYTHING, and otherwise performed flawlessly
 
 The Four Horsemen award for Most Warlike: LGC
 
 The Hobbit award for the Best Farmer: Sloth, Augh
 
 The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era: Whoever all those traitors I read about were ;)
 
 The Condoleeza Rice award for best Diplomat: Onuris, must take some diplomatic skill to convince that many kingdoms to temporary NAP. That actually wasnt an insult either, I dont know why they would ever accept them!
 
 The Benedict Arnold award for biggest traitor: Incahalin, other guys too.
 
 The Jack of All Trades award for best all around: Also Roxbury; sleepless nights again for VU ;)
 
 The "I'm Too Sexy for this Game, but I play it anyway": Myself of course; who else plays VU with a 32 inch penis?
 
 The "I Love to Do the Dew" Award for best roleplaying: Deallus, Septim
 
 The "I'm So Hot I'm on Fire" Award for best and funniest flames: idk
 
 Fun Awards:
 
 Most Artistic Banner: I couldnt say, Prosapias caught my eye
 
 Sexiest Banner: *beep*S, I totally want to bone that baby!
 
 Oddest Ruler Name: Mr. Fckurazzcomonface  <<<Maybe I mispelt it; but I swear theres a guy like that on Valhalla.
 
 The Best Sp@mmer: Septim
 
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| Kingdoms:
 The Bushido Award for most Honorable: Vengeance
 
 The WMD Award for most Destructive: Ret/godlike
 
 The Field Mouse award for least heard from KD: MAD
 
 The 'Say Hello to my Little Friend' award for most effective new player KD: Vengeance
 
 The Stalin Award for Most Ruthless: Godlike
 
 The Hippie Award for the Most Peaceful: Fate
 
 Best "Pull it Together and Wreak Hell Merged Army": Ret
 
 Players:
 
 The Rommel Award for Best Tactics: Sloth
 
 The Merlin Award for Best Magic User: Farmer Wan
 
 The Four Horsemen award for Most Warlike: Knish
 
 The Hobbit award for the Best Farmer: Messiah
 
 The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era: Alban if he comes back
 
 The Condoleeza Rice award for best Diplomat: Lew
 
 The Benedict Arnold award for biggest traitor: Inchalien
 
 The Jack of All Trades award for best all around: Sloth
 
 The "I'm Too Sexy for this Game, but I play it anyway": Osi
 
 
 Fun Awards:
 
 Most Artistic Banner: Godlike
 
 Sexiest Banner: Legacy
 
 Oddest Ruler Name: wilberforce pwner
 
 The Best Sp@mmer:
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| 'what i mean is normally a farmer wont have amny troops because they
spend all or msot of their moeny on buildings. Sloth (if you were to
loo kat the HoH) has mutliple armies on there (granted hes halfer) and
they arent low level troops. showing that most of his income isnt going
into production. so im saying he isnt a farmer hes just building income
and troops at the same time'
 He's a halfling. Of course he trains troops. He makes several armies, lets them gain ridiculous amounts of experience points, and then makes them run around to discover science levels and even more army experience. That's how those armies end up on the HoH.
 
 Sloth, I for a fact now you are also fighting. I'm just taking down the argument of having troops meaning somebody doesn't farm.
 
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| Kingdoms:
 The Bushido Award for most Honorable: Hmm... Vengence I guess.
 
 The WMD Award for most Destructive: Godlike Nubs
 
 The Field Mouse award for least heard from KD: MAD
 
 The 'Say Hello to my Little Friend' award for most effective new player KD: V for Vengence
 
 The Stalin Award for Most Ruthless: Godlike Nubs - I like getting the stalin award so must go to ous.
 
 The Hippie Award for the Most Peaceful: Godlike Nubs
 
 Best "Pull it Together and Wreak Hell Merged Army": RET
 
 Players:
 
 The Rommel Award for Best Tactics: TBL - Righthand
 
 The Merlin Award for Best Magic User: Gravedigger - plague is horrible and fun
 
 The Four Horsemen award for Most Warlike: Edward Adams
 
 The Hobbit award for the Best Farmer: Messiah/Sloth - troops are essential for point farming, both guys know this.
 
 The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era: The nameless numbers of DARK
 
 The Condoleeza Rice award for best Diplomat: The one in charge in RET or DE
 
 The Benedict Arnold award for biggest traitor: That guy in FATE and FriendsForever
 
 The Jack of All Trades award for best all around:
 
 The "I'm Too Sexy for this Game, but I play it anyway": Messiah
 
 The "I Love to Do the Dew" Award for best roleplaying: no one roleplays in this game :(
 
 The "I'm So Hot I'm on Fire" Award for best and funniest flames:
 
 Fun Awards:
 
 Most Artistic Banner: Prosapia
 
 Sexiest Banner:
 
 Oddest Ruler Name: Duke Enkis lord of Semen
 
 The Best Sp@mmer:
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| Mr. Barny 
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 1/27/2009 5:28:50 AM
 | Yeah, Fearsome Rulers means nothing. Battles won are usually 99% scout kills, troops killed are usually merge kills and it obviously doesn't scale with time later in the era; and cities taken isn't a good point to judge everything on. You need to have a bit of background knowledge to say who the actually most warlike ruler was. 
 Mr. Santa The Returned has won 262 battles, captured 169 cities and killed a total of 314077 men and women.
 
 I can say that this guy probably is the actual most fearsome ruler; because he has captured the most cities, although 140 of those were probably undefended; won the most battles; and killed the most people when his kd hasn't put together a single decent merge vs merge.
 |    Ahem.... I'm in that very same Mant-kd, that hasn't put together a single decent merge. And I have not been in a merge since the early start of the era. And I do believe that most of my kills have been Fate, Vengeance and Chompers. I do generally try to avoid taking cities, unless there are large amounts of troops inside.  So, while yes; I kind off agree with you that Most Fearsome means nothing. The fact remains that I have, for now, the most kills. And that was while singlehandedly taking on Fate and would most likely have breached their core. Had it not been for their call on help from allies...   (Ok, I had help from IPF in Mant to push Fate back to their blocker. And they have a war with Ret, and probably several others.... But that does not change that my kills happened mostly in Fant, or with armies coming from Fant. And that does count for something.) So please vote for me as most fearsome, thank you :)
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| Most Fearsome may mean nothing but in Edward Adams / Knish's case, it does, since he's on a massive rampage killing everything in sight and not even leading a merge.
 And me too of course :-) I haven't been leading merges either, as my friends in Vengeance and Fate felt the wrath of Bran, Killstone and Lancelot in those big merge battles.  (So thanks Penguin. But no, a halfling with L5 military is NOT going to be attacking with our merges)
 
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| You are correct Erebus ;-)
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| Mr. Sloth
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 1/27/2009 8:21:48 AMMost
Fearsome may mean nothing but in Edward Adams / Knish's case, it does,
since he's on a massive rampage killing everything in sight and not
even leading a merge.
 
 And me too of course :-) I haven't been
leading merges either, as my friends in Vengeance and Fate felt the
wrath of Bran, Killstone and Lancelot in those big merge battles.  (So
thanks Penguin. But no, a halfling with L5 military is NOT going to be
attacking with our merges)
 
 
 Big Merge battles are stressful when the merges are evenly matched. IMO.  It becomes a chess match.  Really boring IMO. :)     We killed our fair share of RET troops.  You cannot deny us that.
 
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| Ms. Freyja"The Merlin Award for Best Magic User: Gravedigger - plague is horrible and fun"
 Sorry, can only take credit for curing some of it, not creating it ;) But I agree: Horrible and fun..   
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