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Bring Back My Money *beep* (BBMMB) *suggested by wyzer*
Hello Mighty Nubs , I`ll Be making a looser kd which wants to lick big kd as$es :) yet we are only 3members now ;(
Looking for 3-7 more players
It will be the lamest kd ever , so if you think you make the sucking standarts you can join it :)
please PM me if you are interested :)*
~Penguin
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Hmmm sounds like Rev's kinda place got him yet? :P
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Damn now we need a Street Walker race!
Level 1 Trick 1/1 +25G
Special: Pays you to join.
Level 2 Hoe 3/1 1,250G
Special: Attracts Tricks to join, depends on number of Taverns/Houses in city.
Level 3 Dealer 5/0 800G
Special: Modifier for Hoe/Trick numbers. Lets face it, you have to be on drugs to seek a hoe!
Level 4 Bum 0/0 300G
Special: Casts "Gimme a dollar!". If successfully cast, armies/cities pay 1 Gold for each unit/pezzie. Down side is all Bum's can create random plaque in your cities (31% chance).
Level 5 Pimp 15/9 2500G
Special: Makes sure the Hoe's pay all the money they make from the Tricks, and keep moral down. Special attack "B1tch Slap" makes armies drop 1-3 times their upkeep in gold. Cannot mix with other units, and move real slow.
Sciences;
Beer Goggles - Makes the Hoes look better and better to the tricks.
Stench - The more the Bums have it the more money they earn.
Player - Increases B1tch Slap chances by 10%
Spells;
Level 1 - Stink Eye - like EiTS but moral drops a bit on the casted.
Level 2 - Crabs - Like Locust, but the armies lose prep from all the itchies!
Level 3 - Piss on Walls - Just like Crush walls, but they melt from Bum urine.
Level 4 - Rancid Breath - Ever have a Bum breathe on you? Trust me you won't be able to move!
Level 5 - Ticks - Give you the "ticks" as if your detoxing.
Level 6 - It Burns - Just like RoF, but its urine with Gonorrhea.
Level 7 - FUBAR - Dispells magic, but then randomly applies a different spell.
Level 8 - Sh1ts - Just like earthquake, but the Bums have such bad gas it causes the world to tremble!
Level 9 - Trots - Gives the army/city dissentery from sharing the same bottle of Mad Dog 20/20.
Level 10 - Coyote Ugly - Makes all the armies sleep with a hoe, wake up and have to chew their arm off before she wakes up. Army loses 50% of their current Military Science.
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wyzer is clearly a bored AZN
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Praetorian Wyzer
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2/24/2009 8:05:46 PM |
Damn now we need a Street Walker race!
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Wyzer - your suggestions are brilliant!
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sucky kingdom... come to abydos :)
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Ms. Quiettone
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2/24/2009 7:40:40 PM |
Hmmm sounds like Rev's kinda place got him yet? :P |
Best be trolling *beep*
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good luck with you kingdom
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lol.....mad dog 20/20
where you from Praetorian Wyzer?
We get that here in UK, I remember it is bottled in New York tho.
The strawberry stuff is rancid.
:)
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The States, but I have been lucky enough to live in many parts of the world.
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