GIRL POWER EMBASSY |
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3..2..1.. SHOWTIME!!!
Tonight we present to you 5 luscious women and their backup vocalist. May we introduce to you
SPORTY!!, GINGER!!!, SCARY!!, POSH!! and BABY!! SPICE!!! and *noise of cheering crowd of teenage boys and girls and the occasional *beep* man distorts the rest of the introductional speech so we cant hear the name of their backup vocalist mr plastic surgeon*
*the band starts to play*
After shouting a few GIRL POWER!!!'s the girls begin to sing:
La la la la la la la
When you're feeling sad and low We will take you where you gotta go Smiling, dancing, everything is free All you need is positivity
Colours of the world Spice up your life Every boy and every girl Spice up your life People of the world Spice up your life Aaahh!!!
After their very succesfull concert the girls do an interview with a journalist: J: "So girls what do u do in your spare time?" S:"Well because we have a lot of spare time lately we formed a Kingdom in a massively multiplayer online strategy game called "Visual Utopia" J:"MMhh sounds kinda nerdy to me, so what are the rules?" S: "Well we made up our own rules namely:
* When We Talk You Listen * We Are The Finest Ladies In The Game !! * We Are HOT !! ( yeahyeah 2x ) * The World Is Ours When We Shake Our BumBum !! * We Can Sing !!
Also we would like to thank our Plastic Surgeon without him. we wouldn't be looking this good. Can We Hear A Loud Applaus For Plastic Surgeon !!
*No Spam Here* ( only our kd is allowed to post here ) ( a new thread will be opened to discuss the embassy )
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All 5 of the superstars will be introduced. also they will give away a photoshoot.
First Person :
Name: Baby Spice a.k.a. Emma Buns-ton Birthplace: Deventer
Specialty: 1. isn't as sweet as she looks 2. Eats cry babies.
Motto/Quote: I don't think I will ever get tired of wearing pink

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wait. why cant anyone post here? i mean. this is your embasy isnt it? or are you falsly advertising?
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Second Person :
Name: Posh Spice a.k.a. Victoria Beck's man. Birthplace: Biatchistan
Specialty: 1. Looks skinny in everything. 2. Doesn't need a lot of food.
Quote/Motto:
“I don't know much about football. I know what a goal is, which is surely the main thing about football.”
and:
“I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.”

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Third Person :
Name: Ginger Spice a.k.a. Geri Shaggiwell
Birthplace: Backseat of a Volkswagen
Specialty: 1. Can implode and explode on command. 2. Can sing u to death with "my chico latino" Motto/Quote: "I never let myself get too angry, or eat on feelings, you know stuffing food down. I find other ways to release my anger"

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4th person:
Name: Sporty Spice a.k.a. Melanie PP
Birthplace: Tukkerland *not a nice place to be at*
Specialty: 1. Drinks only Grolsch 2. Has a secret language called Tukkers.
Motto/Quote:
I don't want to hurt anybody or be offensive. But I don't want to not be me.
Melanie Chisholm

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5th person:
Name: Plastic Surgeon a.k.a. The only REAL man ;)
Birthplace: Unknown, but conceived inside an angry mob
Specialty: 1. Has control over angry mobs 2. Sells his enemies organs
Motto/Quote: "Where did i leave my scalpel?" -Mr Plastic Surgeon

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and finally the 6th person:
Name: Scary Spice a.k.a. Melanie Browney
Birthplace: Lutjebroek
Specialty: 1. scares the living shait out of any man 2. uses static electricity as a weapon
Motto/Quote:
The way that I live my life is on spontaneity.
Melanie Brown

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hmm is there any girls at all in girl power ??? i dont see any unless you guys recently had a drastic operation lol:P
(Edited by Mr. Hanky Panky 3/2/2007 9:22:45 AM)
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operation?? what do you think is my job?
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You sir, will have your liscence revoked!
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pls plastic surgeon we would really like to see the results of your operations :D (shope me the real deal yeaahh:DDD)
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mr plastic surgeon. if thats your work, i demand you be fired :)
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***Enters the Embassy and approaches the Information Desk***
I wonder if you could help, I'm looking for information. Word has reached me that the one of your number who wears nappies (aka Baby Spice) was once Fordius the (self proclaimed) warrior.
If this is true, the information I'd like is why he / she is now going round pooing his / her pants?
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On 2 March 2007, Ms. Baby Spice addressed Congress to announce
that diplomatic
relations with Baccus Monks were severed. In a Special Session of Congress
held on 3 March, Ms. Baby Spice delivered this 'War Message.' One days later, Congress overwhelmingly passed the War Resolution
which brought the Girl Power into the war with Baccus Monks.
while the Spice Girls walk on the podium. they cheers for the war and have a speech.
The challenge is to all
mankind. Each nation must decide for itself how it will meet it.
The choice we make for ourselves must be made with a moderation of counsel
and a temperateness for judgement befitting our character and our motives as
a nation. We must put excited feeling away. Our motive will not
be revenge or the victorious assertion of the physical might of the nation,
but only the vindication of right, of human right, of which we are only a
single champion.
* a loud applaus follows * people starting to cheer GIRL POWER !! GIRL POWER !!
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If you wanna be my lover you have got to give
Give me all your cities cos thats the way it is..
*shakes ass*
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Starts singing to Baccus Donkeys
I said who do you think you are?
Some kind of superstar,
You have got to swing it, shake it, move it,
Make it, who do you think you are?
Trust it, use it, prove it, groove it,
Show me how good you are
Swing it, shake it, move it, make it,
Who do you think you are?
Trust it, use it, prove it, groove it,
Show me how good you are.
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and people wonder why spice girls don't sing anymore
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It's cos they keep singing the same old song HP - at least Ford does.
I had a Ford once - it, too, was over-rated ;)
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we only sing evergreens :)
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About people PINE-ing for each other? :p
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:D
One of the better puns I've heard.
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.. gief bucket plx *puke*...
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Ford = Found on road dead. Sorry man couldn't resist :P
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I can't wait until you guys die.
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will be a long time of waiting then :o
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<<<<< got her first real J.O.B. today and announces that she will retire to train nubs on mantrax next era, so nubs that will follow my rigorous training regime can pm me or contact me on mirc #vu channel. And I DO mean RIGOROUS!!!
If u join me and learn maybe one day u may even join lgc (all senturus excluded)
;)
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you'll also want to see me for some facial makeover. contact my secretary for details.
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Some "deletions" happening in the Girls world?....
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VU Admin
3/1/2007 8:20:18 PM | The database crashed due to power failure, but is now repaired and online again.
| VU Admin
3/1/2007 8:44:06 PM | Three
accounts got lost in the crash, if you are one of those, send an e-mail
to admin@visual-utopia.com with ALL your account details (that you can
remember) and the names of your cities and armies.
| VU Admin
3/6/2007 9:23:17 PM | The server went down again today and is now up and running.
We have now invested in a power backup system that will be installed soon. |
Fra maybe you should read more before oyu going to accuse any1 from something :)
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I did not accuse anybody in fact. I just asked what happened...even with PMs to you. So not sure what you are talking about:)? I expect some excuses for your not-nice assertion. Thanks,
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Mr. Fra Merluz
3/6/2007 9:37:58 PMSome "deletions" happening in the Girls world?....
"deletions" <-- doesn't that sounds like as some kind of accusation?
why would you add your own questions to a question ? wouldn't be really logical.
in teh way you made it is a accusation or pointing out your own thoughts
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why would you add your own questions to a question ? wouldn't be really logical.
Some "deletions" happening in the Girls world?....
Dude,
You normally add a question mark at the end of the question....not sure it is perfect english the way I asked...but your statements dont make sense. Anyway, you can think whatever you want...good luck.
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Mr. Fra Merluz
3/6/2007 9:37:58 PMSome "deletions" happening in the Girls world?....
that's not a questions it's a statement :P
SOME DELETIONS HAPPENING with deletions jumping out of the line. my english isn't that great either.
but how you asked wasn't really a question I think :P but *beep* who cares right ;)
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I see it as a statement as well, just to add to the cause...
But yea, who *beep* cares....
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Is there any deletion happening in the girls world?
My english consultant told me that this is the proper way to ask the question in English. Baby Spice might have a point here;).
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Nope.....its:
Are there any "deletion" occuring in the "girls world"?
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Are there any "deletions" happening in the girls' world?
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Are there any "deletions" occuring in the "girls world"?
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*presses the button*
Everyone forgot it..
P.S. : I refrained from spamming here but if you continue this non-sense picking-on-words Fordius, I will have to join in :P
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OMFG THIS IS TRUNIGN INTO A BRAWL~
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LMAO weird i forgot about the button (Edited by Mr. Jibbymaster 3/7/2007 9:12:02 AM)
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How could you forget about the button!? That's sacrilege!
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Mhhh Fra Merluz i can imagine ford read your words that way, i did too. For example if i were to ask u the folowwing:
Hmm can't u guys do it alone? u really need help from Phi against 6 players?
The above could be just a question, but i think it's full with other messages.
;)
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My dearest Ginger Spice. I know, besides Surgeon General and Fordius who the other four of you are but I don't know which are which.
Nevertheless, I have the utmost respect for all of you but I must ask you to measure your words. That's because your post above insulted the Phi Empire.
We are neither fools, neither ball-less cowards. I have maintained good relations to your Kingdom and will do that in the future too. Nonetheless, the war between us was started by you guys (namely Fordius) when you took one of our towns and burnt the other.
We are in this to defend our honour and not because we have jumped to rescue Baccus.
Hope that's clear so you won't need to flame us anymore. Thank you <3
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lol Weird i like you and all but PHI telling people to watch what they say is stupid when andrei runs around mouthing off at everyone
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Damn and I thought you like us more then these 6 scary "girls".
*moves back in his corner talking to himself* No1 likes me buhhhhhuuhhh although this time I attacked no1 who has not attacked me first... It is so damned difficulty to be popular, but well on the other side, now I can be evil again, it doesn't matter anyway....*calls his friends the drunken hobs*
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*slaps weirdgrivi*
read the entire post of ginger spice and understand the meaning. I dont think he means any insult whatsoever.
I hope you dont take offense with me slapping you. lol
*slaps weirdgrivi*
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