PHI EMPIRE

PHI EMPIRE

02:03:59 Mar 23rd 07 - Mr. Zerocool The Berseker:

PHI EMPIRE is currently recruiting. we have around 5 available slots.

please send your application with your
1.) name
2.) names used
3.) Eras played
4.) kingdoms in
5.) msn/yahoo messenger

former PHI members must also do this if you left PHI and wants to join back. thank you. we wont be accepting applications after the era starts

02:15:30 Mar 23rd 07 - Sir Falazar:

What are the requirements?

02:52:25 Mar 23rd 07 - Sir Norinus:

1. Shinsei the Rising

2. Malus, Drakol, Drakelion, Norinus

3. 10+ if you count my other accounts

4. Phi, Zaramothian, some I don't remember.. XD

5. Nope. I'm not allowed to...

04:29:47 Mar 23rd 07 - Mr. Pussy:

your not getting me to join lol cos im with someone else

09:02:35 Mar 23rd 07 - Lord Weirdgrivi The Diplomat:

LOL, Norinus, nice joke about those other accounts, hehe :P

Anyway, if you are interested in this please send the messages via in-game and don't post your answers here lol :)

20:42:40 Mar 23rd 07 - Sir Norinus:

Jokes? I've deleted my accounts many times to start over with my first ruler and I could start on Mantrax... (Fant was murder for me back then)

I never learned to be a great player easily in the Saiyan Empire, I fell easily. My skills came from the Phi Empire.

(Edited by Sir Norinus 3/23/2007 8:46:32 PM)

23:08:26 Mar 23rd 07 - Sir Senturu:

booyaa PHI empire

23:33:13 Mar 23rd 07 - Sir Crom:

the requirements are:

-being analy impaled at least once

-being a shyster

-being arrogant

and last but not least be stupid *beep*in *beep*hole

23:46:05 Mar 23rd 07 - Mr. Andrei The Impaler:

Crom,go *beep* yourself.
Now ppl join PHI,you will get to party with me! <3

23:47:22 Mar 23rd 07 - Lord Weirdgrivi The Diplomat:

Sir Crom

3/24/2007 1:33:13 AM

the requirements are:

-being analy impaled at least once

-being a shyster

-being arrogant

and last but not least be stupid *beep*in *beep*hole

Whom do I have to suck to get in this?

1.) I've already had buttseks with most of VU male players, I'm the ideal whore.

2.) I don't know what the fu*k that means (shyster) but I'm totally up for any perversions you guys might want me to perform. I swallow.

3.) Yes, I have big boobs!

4.) 23! Blonde!

(Edited by Lord Weirdgrivi The Diplomat 3/23/2007 11:48:17 PM)

23:49:24 Mar 23rd 07 - Sir Arzun:

3.) Yes, I have big boobs!

LMAO

23:56:25 Mar 23rd 07 - Lord Weirdgrivi The Diplomat:

Spam is good for your boobs, every 100 spam posts your boobs go up one measure :)

I already got C.

(hope that's a lot, I'm not good at boob sizes O.o )

(Edited by Lord Weirdgrivi The Diplomat 3/23/2007 11:56:52 PM)

00:00:45 Mar 24th 07 - Sir Falazar:

Uhm, phone number please?

00:02:39 Mar 24th 07 - Lord Anubis:

that means andrei and fizban possibly have the worst back pain known to any man?

00:05:15 Mar 24th 07 - Mr. Jewitt:

C is my perfect size. Let's leave it at this:

Paris Hilton = -A (Really se's a A, bu damn she's flatter than me, I swear)
Dono of a B....
Hallie Barrie is a C
And Pamela Anderson is like an F or something...

We need one of the rare women of VU in here to make it more accurate, though.

If big boobs get you in, no way in Hell will I get into Phi...

00:05:54 Mar 24th 07 - Lord Weirdgrivi The Diplomat:

Lord Anubis

3/24/2007 2:02:39 AM

that means andrei and fizban possibly have the worst back pain known to any man?

Wha? Explain please.

Sir Falazar

3/24/2007 2:00:45 AM

Uhm, phone number please?

Uhm, d!ck size please? Plus... you've caused me too many troubles to do you more than a blow job. No anal sex for you O.o

P.S. : I'd fock Paris anyway. She's blonde. She's rich. She focks.

(Edited by Lord Weirdgrivi The Diplomat 3/24/2007 12:07:04 AM)

00:06:19 Mar 24th 07 - Mr. Andrei The Impaler:

Hey,I kinda Like Paris Hilton,she's hot :)
also she can sing lolkes!

(Edited by Mr. Andrei The Impaler 3/24/2007 12:06:36 AM)

00:08:48 Mar 24th 07 - Lord Anubis:

dont know alot of women then weird? back pain big breasts....no connect you are seeing?

01:19:37 Mar 24th 07 - Sir Norinus:

Ok... now thats disturbing... XD

01:21:15 Mar 24th 07 - Mr. Vespasianus Augustus:

>>(hope that's a lot, I'm not good at boob sizes O.o )<<

One measures under the arms and under one's breasts. If you get an even number of inches add 2', if it's an odd number add 1'. This gives the basic 'size'

Now measure under the arms but also around the fullest part of the breasts. If th ethe difference is 1' you're an A cup. 2' is a B cup. 3' is a C cup etc, etc.

Hope this helps.

01:23:09 Mar 24th 07 - Sir Norinus:

Ok..... Well... *shift eyes* I learned a few things today..

01:25:50 Mar 24th 07 - Sir Senturu:

ehh? howd this turn into a boob size measering thread? no matter i like it

*gets a hat that says F.B.I (Female body inspector)*

01:27:06 Mar 24th 07 - Mr. Vespasianus Augustus:

..or just have a good feel. Whatever floats your boat.

01:28:18 Mar 24th 07 - Sir Norinus:

... ROFL Senturu

03:29:17 Mar 24th 07 - Lord Weirdgrivi The Diplomat:

This is so funny...

BTW, Oya lol! It took me about three minutes to understand that thing even after you've explained it to me :)))) I'm so dumb :)))))) HAHAHAHAHHAA :)))))))

05:04:32 Mar 24th 07 - Mr. Pussy:

Sir Norinus you said you were in saiyan empire what was your name? because i used to be with them guys too

23:59:19 Mar 24th 07 - Sir Norinus:

Uh... I don't exactly remember, Makior, Drakol, Drakel, Drakelion, or Drakolian used to be my main names. I wasn't very good, or even in it for a full era.

04:54:12 Mar 25th 07 - Mr. Pussy:

i dont remember you but i was only with them guys for 1 era and it was a long time ago way back when goku only just started the kd for an era or 2 and i dont even remember my old name back then too lol

04:54:13 Mar 25th 07 - Mr. Pussy:

double post. when is this gonna be fixed?

(Edited by Mr. Pussy 3/25/2007 4:54:59 AM)

12:13:54 Mar 25th 07 - Ms. Isis:

Pamela Anderson has A D I guess.. no way that's an F.. Lolo Ferrari had an F. And she suffocated in her sleep because of them titties.

Mr. Jewitt

3/24/2007 12:05:15 AM

C is my perfect size. Let's leave it at this:

Paris Hilton = -A (Really se's a A, bu damn she's flatter than me, I swear)
Dono of a B....
Hallie Barrie is a C
And Pamela Anderson is like an F or something...

We need one of the rare women of VU in here to make it more accurate, though.

If big boobs get you in, no way in Hell will I get into Phi...

12:22:14 Mar 25th 07 - Mr. Dreadlord:

Phi would be cool if its stood for the mathamatical number.

but it doesnt sow carnage is way cooler we kill adn PHI (Public Health Institute) heal their own soldiers. :D

14:28:21 Mar 25th 07 - General Ezatious:

Having someone like Andrei in your kingdom is a totaly put off to be quite honest. You should ban him/her from posting in the forum in all fairness. It does not help your image at all

14:48:39 Mar 25th 07 - Mr. Zerocool The Berseker:

perhaps that may be true, but what fun is left in the forums with out him? it would be as boring as always, this way people get to post and will always come in this thread to read and laugh.

one more thing. what is it with images? this and that, you wont even know if what people are saying is true or a lie. image can be seen ingame, on how a kingdom act, not by what people say here.

13:04:23 Mar 27th 07 - Mr. Syphillis The Std:

/me just noticed the era started...

Message
PHI EMPIRE is currently recruiting. we have around 5 available slots. please send your application with your 1.) name 2.) names used 3.) Eras played 4.) kingdoms in 5.) msn/yahoo messenger former PHI members must also do this if you left PHI and wants to join back. thank you. we wont be accepting applications after the era starts

20:33:52 Apr 7th 07 - Lord Weirdgrivi The Diplomat:

I don't know how many people are interested in the piece of info I'm bringing you here, but I thought I might just do it in order to respond any questions one might ask about Phi Empire and in order to prevent any misunderstandings :)

Phi Empire has started fighting Legacy about four days into the era. Unfortunately, we made too many mistakes to be able to survive such a powerful opponent...

At start we had about 7 people fighting about 3-4 from Legacy, later on Legacy's numbers trippled while our remained constant. Several of our members were having inactivity periods, some were not displaying the gameplay we expected and with our King being away on vacation for a few days it was hard for us to keep up :)

Our magic (both offensive and defensive) was lacking greatly and since about 2-3 days ago it was clear only a miracle might save our Kingdom. Swifty's trip inside our core on tuesday evening ended with the razing of about 10% of our Kingdoms economy and I must confess I've never seen such a wonderful display of skill, dirty tactics (in the good sense of the word) and deceival (idem) in my 5-era VU experience.

Thus, I can do nothing else then congratulate Legacy on their (easy) win and wish everyone on Fanta good luck in the rest of the era.

The decision of our Kingdom was to retreat to Zetamania for the remainder of the era. Some of our players want to practice different races or tactics and I for one, am too tired from this hard war. Also, Marc will leave again to cruise through the islands and around four other members will take some breaks or will leave town during these Easter days :)

Relocating on Fantasia was pretty much out of the question as we couldn't have matched a real opponent which would have had 10 days ahead of us.

Thus we say goodbye and assure all of you of our come-back next era. See ya on the forums :)

P.S. : I will answer any questions related to our departure and post here if I can remember anymore stuff... Can't help thinking I forgot something :P

23:34:35 Apr 7th 07 - Sir Fizban:

Man, where's the rousing Churchill-like speeches from the PHI government? "We shall defend our (is)land, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."

23:38:14 Apr 7th 07 - Lord Osiris:

PHI are not english (unlike 3/4 of the abydos leadership) so we get dibs on those speeches

23:42:36 Apr 7th 07 - Sir Fizban:

Nah, but at least you all go down fighting instead of rolling over and playing dead, right?

23:44:56 Apr 7th 07 - Lord Osiris:

ofc dead to the last man the enemies last man if possible :D

00:38:21 Apr 8th 07 - Mr. Ignis The Walker:

I think most of us only have a wreckages, homes, and a few scouts, I'm pretty sure grivi's the only one with an army.

Dam I forgot to suicide my 150 nazguls and 3000 gaia and my other army of 300 nazguls before resigning though =P.

00:46:39 Apr 8th 07 - Mr. Ignis The Walker:

Oops I was wrong. Aelgar is still going.

00:59:02 Apr 8th 07 - Lord Weirdgrivi The Diplomat:

Sir Fizban Report 4/8/2007 1:34:35 AM	Man, where's the rousing Churchill-like speeches from the PHI government? "We shall defend our (is)land, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."
Lord Osiris Report 4/8/2007 1:36:32 AM	DIE PHI

Fizban, I for one got bored of having my armies slowed and not able to fight you guys... You must admit that our bad organisation cost us our lives on Fantasia so there's no desire for me to continue acting stupid here :P

Osiris, n/c :P

01:07:51 Apr 8th 07 - Ms. Quietone:

you guys had a few good moments :) I for one appreciate and respect your post and acknowledging our win darlin...good on ya

02:06:54 Apr 8th 07 - Mr. Ignis The Walker:

Yah, kinda got annoying how I needed 10k mu's on 700 nazguls and I still got slowed...for 7? days...

it wasn't just slow though, legacy's axeman outnumbered us, every time we killed an army 3 more came back =P. Good job legacy.

@quietone Thanks for being good sport and not rubbing the win in or anything :).

02:57:40 Apr 8th 07 - Overlord Dvsmasta:

Rather impressed by the number of Naz you trained really lol. Job well done really and to Weird.

03:06:34 Apr 8th 07 - Lord Weirdgrivi The Diplomat:

I can't express how happy it makes me to hear ya say that Dvsmasta, thanks a lot..

Unfortunately, not being able to use those 4k to succesfully defend Phi gives me no joy at all :(

Your magic simply got the best of us. That and Swifty; go ego go go! :p

03:21:07 Apr 8th 07 - Sir Aelgar The Warlord:

Sorry for killing a few Hoh armies, I'm just trying to let my armies die so I can restart in Zeta. Anyone in the area feel free to burn and kill any of my remaining forces, I haven't been able to kill them myself, even after sending them up against two Hoh armies in a row......

04:08:24 Apr 8th 07 - Ms. Mind:

Um.. I'm talking about when you don't have resources to build a town and have three or more scouts... takes forever o get ppl to kill them for you... o.O

04:16:35 Apr 8th 07 - Lord Weirdgrivi The Diplomat:

I need help desperately, I suicided my last 1.2k nazis, burnt all my buildings, got 0 land and 1 gold and still I can't resign? What's wrong with me? :(

I got 5 empty towns, is that the problem?

04:25:14 Apr 8th 07 - Sir Fizban:

Yeah, the first charges against us, I think it was the magic that did you all in, afterwards, it was just momentum on our side. Well fought, and hopefully you all learned something and will get better. It's how I got to this point way back when.

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