LOL I am Ok with being slow Pimple, after all My alliance and kingdom OWNED you, not just a little bit but a whole lot. this was my first era and I have still co led a kingdom that dominated this world and our alliance has shown that is far more powerful than you and your restarted alliance LOL.
Hey here is a thought, once you beat us you can talk smack, you brag about how you held off three kingdoms by yourself yet you are getting hammered out. LOL
:( I was right about the scout kills...just took care of a good 40 scouts, but not on the page for alliance vs alliance win/loss...maybe it has to be a minimum number of troops or somethin' :S
I would like to invite Mystical, Dark and C to bring their alliance to Fant and war with the top dogs. I have heard alot of smack and flaming on this so called powerful alliance, so bring it on up to fant and allow us to show you the upper world. Besides seems fant isn't all that anymore :p
Fant needs more meat is what i am tring to say i guess :p
LOL I am Ok with being slow Pimple, after all My alliance and kingdom OWNED you, not just a little bit but a whole lot. this was my first era and I have still co led a kingdom that dominated this world and our alliance has shown that is far more powerful than you and your restarted alliance LOL.
Hey here is a thought, once you beat us you can talk smack, you brag about how you held off three kingdoms by yourself yet you are getting hammered out. LOL
Thats my point numbnuts...it actually finished up being 5 kds required to finish us off and Im still here...without restarting...kd on kd you would last 18 hours tops.
he'll get them when we kick down the KoH blocker......... But here's the choice. Defend against us or defend against Holly? :o Which blocker will you try to defend? It's like blocker roulette yay fun time :)
Hehe, it's been discussed with Mr. Honor I believe, it's not meant to be a real serious war, both sides just figured the troops die in 4 days anyways so might as well have an end of era war =)
Both of us have "won" our wars this era (us over ODC/V/Burnt), you guys over Oblivion, so we could just not login for 4 days and wait for next era or just do a lil fight for giggles
LOL NIce work by KOH they just put the hammer on my army at their merge, Friggin ben needs to worry less about kills and more about winning fights. ah well ill get over it.
OOOh now its 5 kingdoms to beat you, by next week im sure half of Zeta will be your next story, It took Dark and Mystical, we did the bulk of the attacking Comenius did lots of the clean up and then got active for 2-3 weeks once they built up, so as usual a little fibbing by our buddy Pimple.
as for the war on KOH, there was somuch whining that we decided to finish with a war that was a bit of a challenge, and so far KOH has actually won some fights, ODC was solid and Vengeance seems to have taken our mercy and rebuilt, its far more fun to actually play than to just wipe everyone out, I dont think anyone will try to say our alliance pretty much won the era.
Actually numbnuts...C did more fighting than dark and Mystical combined against us...and yes...five in total as military ended the nap when they felt we were starting to loose, as did the other dumbass KD....and I'm still here fool...bring that merge down...been waiting an entire era for it, can wait a few more days
Yeah I declare war on KoH. It's nothing serious. I am just going to kill troops and such. Nothing left for me to do.
Comenius did much of the attacks on Burnt. We had to deal with Vengeance and ODC. Everyone did a great job. I commend Dark for their good job though. 99% of them this was their FIRST era. So the fact that some of them were able to make armies the sizes they did and the income they got is impressive. They are well organized and if they stick to it, will be a POWERFUL force on Utopia.
In Zeta one era there was a sad little man with his pasty basement complexion he needed a tan his name was quite silly and really quite lame after getting *beep* canned he would pass all the blame
This silly young pup really had no sense his tactics were simple perhaps he was dense one day he attacked a kingdom of N oobs, to make himself feel better about never seeing boobs.
at first he was winning because dark was brand new he was pillaging and plundering and mashing us too. but then he came up against someone much smarter who played with his head and decided to barter
he tricked and fooled our little friend pimple It wasnt very hard it was actually quite simple once dark figured it out they started to build their Armies grew larger , their blockers all filled
and Ender the crazy went out on a rampage all along our friend Holly was dealing out damage Comenius decided to *beep* and not get off the pot we hammered out Odc and vengeance a LOT.
while Pimple kept rebuilding and then losing his cities spending all of his time in the forums trying to be witty but alas and alack now his kingdom is gone and hes done Missed her I guess you could he got pimped for a bag of chips like his sister*
Dawn shoots sharp rays of light streaking into the sky as wisps of fog roll across the field of battle.
The acrid smell of burning bodies fills the air with the cries of the wounded and dying.
The Vampire Queen strolls confidently out of her tent toward the growing pile of bodies of the enemy dead and dying. A slow, evil grin begins to appear as she surveys the long expanse of burning cities. Slaves herded into work parties pick up the bodies of the dead and dying tossing them on the pile before her.
She walks up the pile to the top and slowly turning enjoys the site for miles in all directions.
Her faithful armies begin to chant her name and scream for more blood, more carnage, more WAR.
Off in the distant north she sees War continues as her sister-friend engages new enemies and the grin widens.
A giggle escapes as soldiers drag a struggling slave forward and slit its throat, catching the blood in a large basin. A brave and strong soldier runs it up the pile of bodied. The Queen accepts the offering.
The intoxicating smell of warm blood, deep in color, tantalizing.
Lifting the bowl above her head, she tips it over herself to the cheers of her armies.
The sticky, warm, life giving fluid runs down her face as her tongue darts out to catch blood and bring it into her mouth.
A giggle begins and slowly rumbles into maniacal laughter
In the beginning Lady Vampire Queen created the heaven and the earth.
And
Zetamania was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of
the deep. And the Spirit of Lady Vampire Queen moved upon the face of
the waters.
And she said, Let there be light: and there was light.
And Lady Vampire Queen saw the light, that it was good: and she divided the light from the darkness.
And the Light now heads once again North into battle, it's a good day to die!
*A woman clad in tattered robes; bloodstained and damp from the sweat of battle, stands before the crowd of soldiers. In one swift motion she wipes clean her curved scythe, soaking the rag with essence of fallen men and women. Her form shifts and form hardens. Her black hair begins to fade gray. It is not long before her skin follows in this dull hue. Her head thern lowers gently and the rest of her body and clothes stiffens into a cold stone....*
"Chant my name when you need me...." the whisper drifts...
Pimps poodle plodes on over and piddles on the statue...."good boy" he utters. slinging his blood stained sword over his shoulder. Now they can shut up with their silly stories and learn to fight to the end....fcuking half jobs
except for the part where Pimps poodle got sold to the aisan restaurant chicken chow bow wow anyone?
Poor little pimple hasnt figured out yet that hiding behind his friends in large alliances isnt what makes a good player. I hear some people are talking about helping burnt out because they feel sorry for Ol pimple mouthing off and getting served a nice tall glass of shut the fcuk up by a bunch of first era players. All I have to say is that El pimple started the trash talking we just finished it.
I do want to say sorry to KoH. I just couldn't help it. Those plump mining cities were CRYING to be burned down. I was just bored and wanted to have a little fun.
burning thos undefended mines are making us lose the first position in HOH.....
i recognize now we are an easy target at east,we have most of our troops at north and west , but if the era would have more time, we'd show you our fury ....; )
i don't know yet, maybe we'll get disbanded...At least i won't stay there next era. I'll be out during Christmas, and will reoturn with the era started, so maybe i'll start in a lower world...or maybe in Zeta/mantrax with a late-bad start
