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errr i got a bigger badder and older guy, lol, *gets a metal bar and wacks it across razios head.* | ||||
steeeeeeeerike 1 | ||||
*really starts wondering how Minvera looks without her clothes* | ||||
*hides* hey have we not gone off topic here? | ||||
*Fizban comes around and talks to Andrei* "Psst, I've got pics, 30 grand a piece." | ||||
Bah,forget the pics,I want a taste of the real thing! <3 | ||||
*Puts her hands on her hip and turns to look Fizban in the eyes.* When did you become my porn dealer? *hides again* | ||||
After I put up Minvera.com to show off you in ropes and chains. There's been secret cameras all over the room. | ||||
Well i'm not doing it any more!!! You can go without from now onwards | ||||
Ah,miss don't be upset,I bought all the porn pictures from Fizban including the negatives and i burned them :) | ||||
Aw well. Hey Andrei, unless you can come up with 1 billion stone in-game, then I doubt you'll even get a minute alone with a naked Minvera, so you'll have to continue on. | ||||
stone?? i'm worth x3 that figur in gold!!! | ||||
If I get 30 billion stone in-game,can I spend 30 minutes alone with her naked?=D | ||||
no because i wont let you near me | ||||
But you would still be naked,correct? | ||||
If you can come up with 30 billion stone, I'll let you have a peep show, how about that? | ||||
hey!!! Why do you want to see me naked? | ||||
Because a girl always says "no" when she really means "yes"?Or maybe it's just me =) | ||||
well when i say no i mean no not yes understand? lol | ||||
Or does she... If I can get 1 billion in food i'll get a peep show right? Come on do it for an old KDmate. I'll beat the crap outta Andrei and be your "personal" bodyguard? *acts hopeful* | ||||
hey i can't say yes or no ask fizban | ||||
I said stone, not food. Food is worthless and goes to waste in the bellies of my subjects! I need gray rocks to paint yellow so that I can continue my membership in Team LGC headquarters. ;-) (See Ask Fizban in the hangaround if you just don't get it.) | ||||
lol. fine stone. BE LIKE THAT! | ||||
WHO MISSED ME BABY!?!?!?!?!?!?!? PESTY IS BACK IN ACTION GO DARK FIRES HAIL KASSIUS I.....II.....III.....VI.....V........................XIV died to many times forgot your real name..... lol make the kingdom before the the end of the era and im in zeta now so when u make it tell me ill transfer to mantrax | ||||
excuse me? no one looks at minerva when she is naked *takes all his money from the 480k a tick production and buys al the pics for 30k a peice*this one is for you minerva! *burns all the pics making sure not to look at any of them* | ||||
Well, I meant real money until I started quoting large stone prices Pesterd. | ||||
So for a mere 30,000$ i could get the pics?AWESOME!Where do i sign? | ||||
*boots Andrei outta the forums* As I said, Pesty, Kassius and I are Minerva's bodyguards (Fizzy's just an assistant). She is that important and will kill anyone in her way. (especially a mad farmer named Andrei.) And nobody missed Pesterd/Beckham. | ||||
i missed pesty but only because he burns all those pics *pats him on the head, then hides the last pic on her somewhere*, and fizban your not my pimp your supposed to look after me. | ||||
tell ya wot i was retireing after doing my gigalo job (was making 1 mill a night fro customers :) ) but i suppose i can get back inta tha game minerva, stop all these guys chasin afta yas :P as soon as ppl find out kassius is back inda spotlight the ppl will be rolling in....now hus ganna be ma pimp lolz | ||||
lol... | ||||
you shouldn't said that with Pesterd here an all... he might climb on top of you with chains an all | ||||
yeah he seems to like that... | ||||
I am looking after you babe. Those pics would allow us to have our own dream home, and a couple boats to boot. | ||||
ok then :), but thats you dream home ;) | ||||
Alright fine, but you get to add the feminine touches to it, while I work on the basement. | ||||
*moves in the dream house* I'm not going to be any trouble, just want to stay in the attic and spy on the neighbors. *steps up into the attic, sniper rifle in hand, and peeks next door into Pesterd and Kassius's house* I got your stalkers in sight Mi'lady Minerva, what shall I do with such infidel? | ||||
I sure hope that those spy cams I installed in Minerva's shower work when they are supposed to =) | ||||
*looks out of mine and pests house wif binoculars* hey pest luk sum dude is pointin a gun at m...... | ||||
wow, Kassius bleeds a lot. And Andrei sure can scream, Pesterd sure turns pale when's he dead... So Minerva, how'd I get rid of the bodies now? | ||||
*jumps bak up* hah ye havne red the kassius race in rp have ye :P minervas made me invinceble mehehehheheheheheheh *takes gun nd shoots imself in the e*beep*e not a thing......oh crud *falls over* | ||||
pssst kassius im faking he really didnt kill me we need to find a way out
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errr razios their my body grauds, lol, anyway i can't get on the VU chat | ||||
goes to razios"how dare you try and kill me? i was her bodyguard before you were born!" | ||||
*giggles* anyway your not allowed in fizbans dream home or it can't be his dream home, and why have we gone off topic, guys you are crap at this aren't you... lol joke. | ||||
i do not want to be in his house he creeps me out i wish to protect you!!! | ||||
lol aww poor you | ||||
i know wana make the kingdom already im bored??? | ||||
There's nothing wrong with me dear boy! Oh Minerva dear! I've got some ropes I'm needing to try out on you down here. | ||||
Minvera,if I join your kingdom will you send me at least one pic with you topless?:S | ||||
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