| I broke a CF | 
				| LOL   Tengo you took an armory filled with cooking mages and a few archies, other than that you took a few sparsely defended cities, its funny that you continue to brag about beating people with subterfuge, basically you are a dishonourable tool who is hiding behind succsess at taking undefended cities, cities that were undefended BECAUSE WE TOOK YOU AT YOUR WORD given that dishonourable play seems to be a no pulse thing im not surprised at all. i noticed you guys booted pimple, and then took all the cities that he took from your napped Ally LMAO, I guess thats one way to get around a nap.   Random, you bragged that you were going to kill my army, you then attacked a reserve force that was being sent to reinforce it under a pretty shady excuse, you also have several farms on another world and have higher magic and military levels than I do yet somehow I defeated your sorry ass simply by playing VU more skillfully.   . as for "internet problems" LMAO thats the lamest excuse ive heard from you yet. and as for the 10 guys that you and your cohorts are warring, I attacked once and won, tengo attacked an armory full of Mus  as part of the initial backstab that you losers did while I was sleeping.   Jones farmed up some huge armies and is the only guy out of all of you who seems to know what he is doing, you just camp and farm with the occasional attack against easy targets, thats not playing VU thats bullying.  either way its not going to be as easy as you thought.    I am enjoying this immensely , you have lost what litlle rep you had by acting like a douche while nobody even expected Crazy to be in the top 10 let alone battling you. given your pearl harbour attack you should have been able to boot us off of valhalla easily, given your huge advantage in numbers but you failed.
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| Yeah tell 'em kitty!
 *hides for the pink rhino*
 
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| I haven't farmed since the first week of the era... the buildings I've built account for 10-20% of my total income. I've gotten most of what I have by taking it from my enemies before they could raze what they have... not by farming as you seem to think.
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| Feelings, nothing more than feelingsTrying to forget my feelings of love
 Teardrops rolling down on my face
 Trying to forget my feelings of love
 
 Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it
 I wish I've never met you, girl
 You'll never come again
 Feeling, woo-o-o feeling
 Woo-o-o, feel you again in my arms
 
 Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you
 And feelings like I'll never have you again in my heart
 
 Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it
 I wish I've never met you, girl; you'll never come again
 
 Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you
 And feelings like I'll never have you again in my life
 
 Feelings, woo-o-o feeling it,
 woo-o-o, feeling again in my arms
 Feelings
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| Lunacy is the cube of ice,slightly touching the glassy face.
 Whiskey whipping gently nice,
 burning lips and torsos taste.
 
 Insanity is the child's smile,
 crazy eyes and mat-hairs stray.
 Somber fails to the undine's wild,
 she screams so silent, so seriously.
 
 Crazy is the visual go-gnat,
 alive and allied, for the endless queen
 Cycles spin for the timeless nap,
 crazy moons, they wax and ween.
 
 
 
 
 
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| Come inside and be afraid,Of this impressive mess I’ve made
 If you take a look now you will find,
 I have thrown away my vice,
 Done away with paradise,
 See what’s going on inside my mind
 Please let me out!
 Please let me out!
 Please let me!
 
 Branded like an animal!
 I can still feel the burn in my mind!
 I do believe that you’ve made your message clear!
 (I think I'm losing my mind, I think I'm losing my mind!)
 Deprivating, isolating, all that I feel,
 Leaving me with images I know are not real,
 Are those words of condemnation that I hear!
 (I think I'm losing my mind, I think I'm losing my)
 
 Come inside now I implore
 Do you think you can restore,
 The crucial pieces missing from my brain?
 What seems to be the matter dear,
 Why do you cry and shake with fear?
 I’ve only had the best of me insane!
 Please let me out!
 Please let me out!
 Please let me!
 
 Branded like an animal!
 I can still feel the burn in my mind!
 I do believe that you’ve made your message clear!
 (I think I'm losing my mind, I think I'm losing my mind!)
 Deprivating, isolating, all that I feel,
 Leaving me with images I know are not real,
 Are those words of condemnation that I hear!
 I think I'm my mind, I think I'm losing my
 
 I don't know how much I can take
 The secret thoughts inside me wake
 I’ve lost what was within me
 Oh sweet insanity
 
 I don't know how much I can take
 The secret thoughts inside me wake
 I’ve lost what was within me
 Oh sweet insanity
 
 Now I try again to find
 The thing that was my mind!
 Behold the other side!
 Who said I've lost my mind
 I try again to find
 The thing that was my mind!
 Behold the other side!
 Who said I've lost my mind,
 I've a lost my mind, I've a lost-ah my mind,
 I've a lost my mind, I've a lost-ah my mind,
 I've a lost my mind, I've a lost-ah my mind,
 I've a lost my mind, I've a lost-ah my mind,
 I've lost!
 Mind, I've lost my mind,
 I've a lost my mind, I've a lost-ah my mind,
 I've a lost my mind, I've a lost-ah my mind,
 I've a lost my mind, I've a lost-ah my mind,
 I've a lost my mind, I've a lost-ah my mind,
 I've lost my mind!
 
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| Bad Kitty, I guess you are an illiterate idiot just as Psycho is.
 Let me make this as clear as possible:
 
 
 
 NOT A CITY:
 
 VICTORY!
 
 They surrendered. Mr. Tengo. We have won the battle!
 
 We killed a total of 40803 enemy troops, 0 peasants and injured 34758 enemy troops.
 Troops	Alive	Dead	Injured
 Glory (your army)
 Ghosts	3	0	0
 Archers	0	0	0
 Riders	0	0	0
 Spellweavers	0	0	0
 Archmages	18347	836	942
 
 -
 
 NOT A CITY:
 
 VICTORY!
 
 We slaughtered them and left no one alive. Mr. Tengo. We have won the battle!
 
 We killed all of the 11953 troops and 0 peasants.
 Troops	Alive	Dead	Injured
 Saloosa (your army)
 Ghosts	6	0	0
 Archers	0	0	0
 Riders	0	0	0
 Spellweavers	0	0	0
 Archmages	18367	331	374
 
 -
 NOT A CITY:
 
 VICTORY!
 
 They surrendered. Mr. Tengo. We have won the battle!
 
 We killed a total of 20608 enemy troops, 0 peasants and injured 17555 enemy troops.
 Troops	Alive	Dead	Injured
 Phaablock (your army)
 Ghosts	15	2	2
 Archers	0	0	0
 Riders	0	0	0
 Spellweavers	0	0	0
 Archmages	29261	4509	5084
 
 -
 
 NOT A CITY:
 
 VICTORY!
 
 They surrendered. Mr. Tengo. We have won the battle!
 
 We killed a total of 18888 enemy troops, 0 peasants and injured 16090 enemy troops.
 
 Our troops gained +2 extra experience.
 Troops	Alive	Dead	Injured
 Outpost (your army)
 Ghosts	16	2	3
 Archers	0	0	0
 Riders	0	0	0
 Spellweavers	0	0	0
 Archmages	25370	3853	4345
 
 -
 
 NOT A CITY:
 
 VICTORY!
 
 We slaughtered them and left no one alive. Mr. Tengo. We have won the battle!
 
 We killed all of the 53246 troops and 0 peasants.
 Troops	Alive	Dead	Injured
 Death (your army)
 Ghosts	0	0	0
 Archers	0	0	0
 Riders	0	0	0
 Spellweavers	244	9	10
 Archmages	80490	2965	3343
 
 -
 
 NOT A CITY:
 
 VICTORY!
 We slaughtered them and left no one alive. Mr. Tengo. We have won the battle!
 We killed all of the 133384 troops and 0 peasants.
 
 Troops	Alive	Dead	Injured
 Death Awaits Joo (your army)
 Ghosts	1	0	0
 Archers	0	0	0
 Riders	0	0	0
 Spellweavers	226	9	10
 Archmages	74138	3037	3424
 
 -
 
 NOT A CITY:
 
 VICTORY!
 We slaughtered them and left no one alive. Mr. Tengo. We have won the battle!
 We killed all of the 38905 troops and 0 peasants.
 
 Troops	Alive	Dead	Injured
 Death Awaits Joo (your army)
 Ghosts	1	0	0
 Archers	0	0	0
 Riders	0	0	0
 Spellweavers	222	2	2
 Archmages	72514	659	743
 
 ..............................................
 
 I could go on but I don't want to use up all the bandwidth. I guess I'm a bully because I'm constantly destroying all the armies that are being sent at me by multiple players. LOL!
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| Tengo, can you re-post as a poem please?  Kinda ruining the mood here.
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| ROFLOL
 Why should I keep holiday,
 When other men have none?
 Why but because when these are gay,
 I sit and mourn alone.
 
 And why when mirth unseals all tongues
 Should mine alone be dumb?
 Ah! late I spoke to silent throngs,
 And now their hour is come.
 
 (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
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| ODE TO A FLOWER
 In the center I see
 a Crazy flower eater or three
 Swirling and mixing
 all that is splendid
 To the right of this dream
 No Pulse as they scream
 OFF TOPIC
 KILL CRAZY
 MY E PEENIE IS BIGGER
 all the while the Crazy's don't shiver
 or shake under No Pulse who would break
 Spoken words
 Promise and pact
 Now we all that for a fact
 
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| Hey Johnny boy can rhyme also.  Good Deal
 Passes out Pills
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| i think daisy as owned you on the poems there :) but as daisy is female i dont understand how her peenie is bigger than yours ??? is your's  inverted??
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| Mr.Rotten
 you kinda lost the plot at the end there
 
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| get the doctor in i think he needs some meds looks like hes too far gone for us to save him :(
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| Iggy Pop was better anyway *stares*
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| ROFLOL  your getting better at this.  
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| awww a poem just for me!
 *gets confetti and throws it everywhere*
 
 
 I like poems *giggles*
 
 
 
 
 
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| half crazy :( doc doc hes poking fun at me tell him i am totally crazy pls and i like bikes, bikes are fun but i never had 1 with a chair anyway i always had seats on mine but i hear johnny got his seat facing upwards ;) johnny boy rotten saying i am only half crazy and for daisy i am totally crazy i sometimes sit for hours under a tree watching her eat the flowers she looks so at peace b4 she goes and kills with her armies :)
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| (Pats Dolittle on the head.)  Now, now don't get too excited.  Here eat these.  (hands over pills)
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| *claps wildly*
 
 weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
 *spins around and around*
 
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| that waaaaaaaaaaas so gooooooooooooooooooooooood
 
 like you were a poet and just didn't know it
 
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| And now I wanna be your dogNow I wanna be your dog
 Now I wanna be your dog
 Well cmon
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| *pogos around*
 *gets dizzy*
 
 *throws up sunflower lunch*
 
 
 
 oops
 
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| Iggy Pops a poser.. fking car insurance salesman. learn your punk from your puke
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| Jonny rotten was forgotten, i guess he didnt mattersad little tengo on defenceless cities  got fatter
 Mr jones ,ate the bones ,of alliances of noobs
 random silly Random, has never even  seen a boob
 
 Random backstabbed crazy with a serious dick move
 It didnt really matter as crazy has nothing to prove
 what he didnt know was that Crazy doesnt care
 cause daisy and the Nurse dont wear no underwear
 
 so we flame ya and we war ya with nary  doubt or pause
 puffdadddy choochoo just declared war on santa clause
 Duke bad kitty is gonna  poop right in your shoe
 and Dr dolittle will come and visit too
 
 Jelley bean rarely seen, will eat up all your pills
 Nurse plagalicious will send you all the bills (and plague)
 Murky gonna keel ya once she gets a Goin
 maybe Crazy has a few tricks that havent been a showin.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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| Iggy Pop is considered an influential innovator of punk rock, hard rock, and other related styles.[1] He is sometimes referred to by the nicknames "the Godfather of Punk" and "the Iguana", and is widely acknowledged as one of the most dynamic stage performers of all time.[1] Pop began calling himself Iggy after his first band in high school, The Iguanas.[2]
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| Oh and nice work Tengo way to kill several small armies sent by new players. you are teh skillz.
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| Pretty much in summary, 
 1) Crazy, cuts my kingdoms reinforcments off from me in an attack.
 
 2) They refuse to unblock the core from me upon request, extreme low play.
 
 3)
They can't come to a diplomatic solution in any way what soever. It all
ends in 'we're going to keep em closed, nothing you can do about it'
 
 4)
They decide to move a 200k 'archie' army upon me.... which I 98%'ed....
which leaves me thinking.... maybe he has really low magic science? or
just talking smack to scare me?
 
 5) They then claim that they're 'just moving past' another load of BS.
 
 
 So what do you think, I'm pretty sure that I had good grounds to break this CF. nuf said.
 
 nuf said.... YOU THINK???  That's a wikipedia article you've wrote there.
 
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| http://www.rockhall.com/pressroom/nominees-for-2010-induction/
 THE STOOGES
 The “Big Bang” that became punk, alternative, heavy metal, new wave,
grunge, hardcore and industrial music, could very well have been the
advent of Iggy and the Stooges in Ann Arbor in the late 1960’s.
Confrontational, out of the mainstream and the complete antitheses of
the hippie movement, the Stooges were adopted by those on the margins
of rock. Their debut Elektra LP was produced in four days by the Velvet
Undergound’s John Cale and contained at least three landmarks: “I Wanna
Be Your Dog,” “No Fun” and “1969.” Immediately embraced in New York,
London and Los Angeles for the nuclear-powered simplicity of their
music, the ironic nihilism of their lyrics, and the persona of Iggy
himself, the Stooges have become icons in the history of modern music.
 
 
 
 
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| LOL wow twamoa are you a multi?
 
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| I open my blockers for NO ONE
 
 
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| Mr. Twamao
 not sure what your talking about but given Ive never spoken to you it would be hard to have me do these things.
 
 Dr Raving Lunatic
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| *psst* Dr...I think that's Random.........having a personality conflict, I recomend shock therapy
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
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| Couldn't find any ruler name like twamoa in the history.
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| 1- you waited less than 2 days before attacking and YOU STILL HAVENT REINFORCED THAT ARMY SO IT COULDNT HAVE BEEN THAT PRESSING A CONCERN.
 2- I was in negotiations to give away a blocker so that you would stop whining about us controlling all the exits. you couldnt be bothered to wait.
 
 3-I moved an 80k archie with 40k mages SOUTH the friggin direction I just messaged you that I was MOVING ALL MY TROOPS.  I guess the 98% was too tempting , basically you broke your word to get an easy target. not exactly a hall mark of honour.
 
 4-I had invaded starta , YOU WATCHED MY FIRST 100K ARMY MARCH BY, so umm yeah it was pretty obvious I was marching south, especially given that I had just messaged you THAT I WAS MARCHING SOUTH WITH ALL MY ARMIES to invade starta.
 
 hey Kai dont you have an acct called Duke Random?
 
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| There has been a guy named Twamao in the past...his nickname was Tw@tmao if I remember correctly......I doubt he is Random's multi...
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| Ah thanks Charlie.  Still never heard from him.
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| Dear twamao, we are so sorry.  please forgive our keepi our word to our NAPs.  In future read waht your leader agrees to.  anyway No pulse is a brand new kingdom so we are understanding of the lack of discpline.  if you plan on sticking around your "foul" tactics and underhanded manner with come back to bite you in the butt. always giving tips for free, PSYCHO
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| you know what they say about opinions *smiles*
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| Random man hes our guy came a round a corner In a yamaha pulled a skid killed a kid, caught his balls in a petrol lid, A few months later in a county jail he rubbed his balls of a rusty nail.
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| Just Taught I would join the poem contest woooo
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| Never talk about a mans balls , thats cold man LOL. nice work though.
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| Hey how do you guys constantly do the color text if i may ask? btw take care of krizmn ;p. He was me mentor.
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