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Sir Grim,

I would like to join PKS! If you need a reference ask Insane and Jondrus because I spent several eras with them in DMC and Vengence.

Kzoo

Kzoo,

We will be happyly  accept you in Peacekeepers. It would be much apreciatted if you could send an application and surely me or any of the Council Members will accept you in.

~Fever

I will do that, Sir Fever!

Kzoo

Kzoo you can send an Application now and Grim will accept it once he logs in, and you will land into our core when you restart. btw the era will start late Sunday/Monday.

You're in now.

Kick Shadowcat quick, he's evul! :o

No, no, no Karma. Shadowcat is evil but we need a little evil in PKS. The rest of us are angels and do gooders.

Hehe, but there is evil...and then there is EVUL

Best I could find on short notice :P

Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Don't get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.

lol @ Karma...try this for if you cat gets sprayed by a skunk :p

1) Get 1-2 cans of tomato paste.
2) Get four strong men + a strong woman. 
3) Find cat.  Use catnip to get it high enough that it doesn't realize the danger.
4) Pick up the cat and carry it to the bathroom.  Stand in empty bathtub.
5) Promptly have four men hold the limbs of the cat as carefully as possible and dump cans of tomato paste on cat. 
6) Dodge claws and rub the paste into the cat's fur.
7) Rinse with water and repeat.
8) Grab a towel and wrap it tightly around the cat and rub firmly.
9) The frantic meowing may make you think the cat is cursing you to hell and back, but it is really the sound of pure love.
10) Release the cat and keep out of its way. 
11) Lock bedroom doors every night or else don't plan on waking up.

ohh noes PKS returned!

hell will come to Fantasia once more!

what about bringing back LGC and Carnage

with their original names?

yeah why not great idea

>:O

10 thumbs up for Belmont

yeah long live Belmont

yes

oh yes he is

Long Live Nazir!

Long un-Live PKS!

O_O

bring it bring it!

you see the audience wants it!

i Nazir want it!

ye we want bring it!

Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer


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23:35:46 Jul 18th 09

Sir Belmont The Avenger Report 00:24:46 Jul 19th 09

what about bringing back LGC and Carnage

ROFL

al because u got lvl 10 in nobdashing!

Well....duuuuuuh, everyone knows Karma is a b|tch! :D

Thanks Bongs

Don't worry Lunatic. Dendarii will be back next era. With added members.

Koss, PKS actually started in era 12. I started playing era 11. I agree with you about reviving kingdoms without their key members. That's why I said I wouldnt do this unless we got those members back. We did. :)

Don't worry Cat. You know how sharp your claws are and what they can do. They do too.

Everyone, dont be too mean to Belmont. We know he is a dufus but I cant wait to see what he will post next. :)

Yes Pengin, Shahal and Mac are both back. :)

oh i didnt know that thanks ofr the update grim but imstillretty sure it was messiah i helped out but i could be mistaken it was a long time ago