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me too.... 2 and a half more days to world end.
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dude thats when it starts the gamw wont be over for a while yet
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you mean, thats when it ends the game, it wont start again for a while yet
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'When casting Armageddon it will take
10 days (24*10h) before it takes effect. Once it's on it can not be
stopped. Armageddon will not freeze scores. Instead if will double
offensive power for all troops and all armies will move as fast as
scouts. This will last for additional 10 days.'
No actually he is quite right, Arma starts at that time and then it will take another 10 days for it to end. During this time the scores will be at risk from everyone willing to make a move for them. Armies being twice as strong will mean that it will take alot to stop the already powerful. But either way, it will take another 10 days before this era ends.............
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oh, he was talkin about when arma starts, i though he was talkin about when the era ends for some reason : \
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The Jester Empire is recruiting for next era! Please send a message to Mr. Soccerjester! More info will come in my return message!
We will consider all players, so feel free to hit me up!
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Come on you stupid arma, end the world!
Jester is anctious to get back to the beautiful world of Fantasia where we shall once again try to conquer.
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top secret: i recently just found out swifty and cobra will join jester for the rest of its existence. everyone, follow their lead and apply today! :)
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the only way out of jester once you join is in a box....
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lol
i want to KILL YOU SOCCERJESTER
HAHAHAHA
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Good luck next era Jesters!
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thanks
we jesters will rock next era
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Well I hope jester come to fantasia for some action were I can realy showthem how poweful I am as well as them retards Luna wolves
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oh yeah, what kingdom are you in?
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isaac, u made my day. i would love to see u in fant! which kingdom will u be playing with?
ya, we will rock swifty! with u taking out our trash, nothing is impossible! holla!
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I might join mirror since my bro is there but which ever world Luna goes to I will go to kill them in one week just like I took a small core from them even though they had 30K troops with my 10K troops. Those are the citys we were fighting on I only built 4 citys 2 armories and 2 mining citys
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Just thought I'd say Jester did a great job on Starta this era
it was fun :)
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as did luna, u got us the second time!
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Isaac, good luck "showing" how powerfull you are to Jester next era.
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HI ms bored its me nicholas am on mantrax for my second era and i kick TAK the alied kingdoms ass all by myself. read about it I post it in the forum not bad for a newbe hah.
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I will do more than good, hope Mirror declares war on them
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Predators take up yo much space next to us on the map. Soooo......
WAR!
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sounds like ... *newby politics* yeah
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no dak, youve just hit puberty
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Jesters on top? How does that work...that's not supposed to happen....what are the rest of you all duing! I'll tell ya what...SLACKING! How can you all let us be on top? For even a moment.
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25 cities > 24 cities when first built so work it out ;)
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Uh... how bad..
If it means something....
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(in the absence of one of adleberts war statements)
The Kingdom of Jester declares war on Mirror! Do to long negotiation times over an NAP and hostilities on both sides, War is the solution of choice. We of Jester shall help wipe Mirror from the world of Fantasia. Perhaps it will turn out better in eras to come, but for now, God rest their poor, soon to be chared souls.
Top reasons for a Jester victory:
1. We are funnier
2. We are sexier
3. We have girls in our kingdom
4. We are tired of waiting for action
5. Mirrors break (we are immune to bad luck)
6. Bunnies are used in testing
7. We can pull bunnies out of our hats.
8. Rabbit stew
9. Shhhh....We're hunting for wabits.
Have Fun and Die!
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We have the power that just keeps on giving laughter and while your
laughing we'll rob and/or mutilate your bodies YAY for Jester!
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why did the chicken cross the road?
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Cause he's *beep*. Don't you get it...he was going to the other side! That's what they call it! It's obvious this is just a metaphor to describe the homosexual chicken.
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the chicken isnt a homo!!
now, are you gonna ask why he crossed the road or keep guessing?
this jester is losing his patience
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I have a dream...a dream that one day chickens will be able to cross the *beep*ing road without their motives called into question. But, if you really insist (don't want to get on the bad side of a jester...) why did it cross the road?
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I will answer your question with one of my own. Why did the butcher cross the road?
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oh why did the butcher cross the road...
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lol...you still aren't getting a chance to answer lol.and the butcher crossed the road to kill the chicken!
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btw dakarius, that war declaration is soooo abydoucheish
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Jester Empire, scum of all Fantasia, i want this world to know of your pathetic ways. Hence i've decided to share my experience with all of VU in your very embassy! Truly, you were fools if you ever thought you could defeat Mirror without the help of spineless cowards as Condinho the Betrayer!
Remember the fear you felt in the beginning of this era! Remember it! For it will come once more, and when it does, it will find no mercy! It will haunt you, and torment you... It will destroy you whereever it may find you!
You contacted me in hope of establishing peace, and for a while i actually considered it. In my ignorance i came as far as to thinking of possible terms for our agreement, but thankfully i found wisdom in the last hour. You're diplomatic ways were offensive, and i was personally offended by being threatened by you lesser beings. Only your behested tongues held me back from naping you scum! And as ironic it may now seem, i am thankful for your arrogance and provocative way of negotiating. During our talks, you had prepared for an assult on us! If anyone says otherwise i will post my entire conversation with representatives from this Jester kingdom! And it will confirm every of my statements... When we turned your pathetic beggings down, you decided to declear war upon us. Eventhough we were already at war on the other side, we accepted your challenge, and we stood steadfast and proud on our ground! And i tell you now scum of Fantasia! Jester clowns and fools that we would have defeated you to the last man! And even now when our own walls falls from within, you pour your strenght into our borders, and keep on taking whatever scratches you find in our ruins! You are indeed pathetic, and i swear i shall find revenge upon you aswell! Henceforth i cast away any future friendship with this evil empire and i swear revenge for eras to come! Try never to contact me, seeking pity nor mercy! For not even i shall find it! My sworned foes you shall become as long as your banners exist! And this doom shall haunt you as long as my banners are seen on Fantasia! Death will find you in time. I swear
Viceroy Adelbert of Mirror
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And the truth of the matter is, we would have broken your blocker by the bridge a long time ago. But we are worried about breaking it. We are worried not because of you, but because of the kingdoms you share areas with.
Mirror was in a really tight situation. Music, Jesters, Zeon and Abydos just across the river. Music declared war. we accepted. but we only played defense. we did not try to break into their core. Dakarius threatened us with death if we dont accept his NAP proposal (nice job to try to get a NAP). We chose war because we do not like us being threatened and bullied.
So why is Mirror skeptic about warring jesters and music when Music and Jesters are not really good kingdom?
Answer
Zeon made it clear to attack us if we cross the bridge and go to your core. Music, Zeon and Jesters core are across the bridge. We cannot possibly win a war without getting to your core. And if we get to your core, Zeon will join and declare us. We are not afraid of Zeon. But we know that Zeon and Abydos is MAPPED. So if Zeon joins, it is highly possible that Abydos will join too since their borders will be threatened. In short, If we cross the bridge, its gonna be Jesters-Music-Abydos-Zeon versus Mirror. We know Abydos and Zeon are fighting other wars. But still its not gonna be favorable for us to cross the bridge at that moment.
so please dont pat yourself in the back and say Mirror was not able to attack you. Good for you you have friends in your area. You lapdogs.
PS
Dakarius, you're a dumbass and you know it
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riiiight jester would have beatin mirror even without condinho, that war was just a cakewalk jester walked all over mirror so badly and they were warring DB at the same time too so even without condinho mirror would have still lost to jester after all condinho is only one man
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riiiight jester would have beatin mirror even without condinho, that
war was just a cakewalk jester walked all over mirror so badly and they
were warring DB at the same time too so even without condinho mirror
would have still lost to jester after all condinho is only one man
First of all was that Sarcasm or being serious? Second we broke
through your souther blocker before Condihno betrayed you, your core
was easy to get through since you had 5 openings it was going to be an
easy win for Jester. Third actually untrue when we
battled your stronger blocker(Border of M and it was probablly your
strongest blocker since that was where we saw all troops go) we found
it had only 1/5(think it was 1/7
or 1/6 but some of our troops weren't posted so I can't be sure) of the
troops that we had in our blocker, thats not even considering the fact
that we were putting troops into attacking your souther blocker. You
may say so we had lots of Nazzies in there so it didn't matter. Wolf 2
put about 60% of the troops that went in there. He's a dwarf. So in the
end we would have won.
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Ok....I understand you're pissed about Condinho and the betrayal crap, but what you just posted is pretty darn *beep*. Seriously, did you even think before posting that? First of all...YOU'RE COMING TO OUR EMBASSY AND INSULTING US!! WTF!!
Also, the war was basically your fault. I mean, true, we did start preparing for the war before the official declaration. But, that was only after we had not recieved a response in a rather long time...AND after Mirror took multiple cities that were not behind the bridge blocker.
Oh, and we would have wiped you out long easily even without the betrayal. And Music was more busy with Carnage then attacking you...(actually, not sure about that, but from what I see, most of their armies were not heading towards Mirror). Condinho only left after we broke through the blocker...you fielded few troops to face us in any of the blockers. Admiteddly, the norther blocker held out for a day or so longer, but it had very few troops compared to our bridge blocker (which you say you could have broken through).
To conclude, now I'm really *beep*ing angry because you caused me to write so *beep*ing much!! Damn, I haven't typed this much since *beep*ing school ended!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!
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PS
Dakarius, you're a dumbass and you know it
I know it. :)
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