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I razed it already......

well you can see him again

aww justin to see a nub like you which  came back makes me all warm inside :)

Barny, you seem to be offended by been called fat, so you must be fat, else you would not be offended

So what if he is fat?

We have given him plenty of deodrant.

BORED BORED BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where's the flaming flamingo's and all the other flaming at?

overkill !

so cobra you are fatty?

fordius said he likes you :D so by your theory you are fat?

wtf how can this all suddenly be about me :S

while I'm totally innocent of whats being told here :S

wtf

I thought it was always about you Fordy.. ;)

Here's something more about you.

Sir Fords Boner [RVL] (2/10/2009 5:30:02 PM)
No-one has a penor bigger than ford. Especially not you effie!
You (2/10/2009 7:36:04 PM)
Bah, you wish! When I was born the doctors thought my mother gave birth to a penis as they couldn't see anything else until 6 months later when my boner finally went down. Do I need to say the penor grows as you get older... I eat alot of spaghetti.
Sir Fords Boner [RVL] (2/10/2009 8:01:49 PM)
So you were aroused by your mothers vagina? When Ford was still in his mothers womb, his unerect penor stuck out the of his mothers vagina. When he was born, the end of his penor passed out thirteen hours before his head did.... Ford eats lots of babies.
You (2/10/2009 11:21:46 PM)
Of course, a giant penor don't care about kinship, it just wants to get laid. When you see a vagina you usually get aroused, imagine being inside it. Hmm, that's pretty big, but... The doctors did a caesarean section on my mom 35 weeks before I even was born. Friends to the family living in another town could feel, and see, when I moved in my moms belly.
Sir Fords Boner [RVL] (2/11/2009 2:58:13 PM)
Fords penor is never aroused by incest. I didn't say he was born on time, he was born 27 weeks early and due to his penor still being (unerect) over twice the size of the average fully grown male (erect), he survived on blood donors up to this very day. He cannot become erect too quickly or he will die. His penor can be seen from space, just like the great wall of china.
You (2/11/2009 6:34:42 PM)
"His penor can be seen from space, just like the great wall of china." Not bad, not bad at all... A few years ago there was alot of talks in media about a new planet that had been discovered, remember? It was just after the planet Pluto. It turned out it was my glans they had spotted, I was sleeping on my back dreaming about Gillian Andersson(The way she looks in "The Last King Of Scotland", not "The X-files", she's just don't do it for me in that show). Once I got up from bed the "planet" dissapeared, I made a quick phone call to explain the situation and I won an award for "The furthest Out In Space Any Human Being has Ever Ventured." Pretty neat. I still have the diploma hanging on my bedroom wall, I even got Gillian to come and sign it for me, I got a kiss on my cheek.
Sir Fords Boner [RVL] (2/13/2009 12:01:58 AM)
Oh? Thats very good. However, when not erect, fords boner is used as an antennae by NASA to communicate with beings in different galaxies. When erect, it is so long that gravity from the sun and other planets cause it to curve in places, stretching all around the planets. Thus it may not reach as far as your boner, but it is much larger.
You (2/13/2009 12:15:28 AM)
That's a lie, there are no aliens. For the size; 5 points. You remember the disaster that was in Thailand a few years back, right? Well, it was a very warm summers day and I felt like taking a swim, turned out the mass of my penor caused the water level to rise, quickly. I apologised afterwards, of course.
Sir Fords Boner [RVL] (2/13/2009 12:23:06 AM)
Oh, thats what they want you to think! Very nice. You remember the chinese earthquake not too long ago? That was ford, *beep*slapping the floor on holiday.
You (2/13/2009 12:29:44 AM)
Oh, that wasn't all too bad... Remember the big blasts over Japan at the end of WWII? I'm sure you do, most of the time they blame it on "Atomic bombs". That is, of course, not true as no such rechnology was available at that time. The truth is that I jerked of and my sperm landed over there. I have about 5.000.000 japanese kids and grandchildren by now...

Is there any kingdom that wants me in? I am currently located in Retribution core in Fantasia message me if you invite me to join and ill join first offer

Mr. The Gladiator

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2/15/2009 9:23:54 PMIs there any kingdom that wants me in? I am currently located in Retribution core in Fantasia message me if you invite me to join and ill join first offer



our core? where are you?

/me takes out her magnifying glass

I understand Lew, we currently have squatters in our core too :(

I log on once in a while and what happens in the kd stays in the kd. I might not be usefull except for a scout in protection that cannot die. You can even ask me where to send it and ill do it. When I play again I will be in The Dacians

soon the market in fantasia will drop everybody so buy something i am selling 20 million food for 0.85 and trees for 1.25

maybe

2009-02-17 - Todays News

• 10:27:48: Makedon[RET] bought 1000000 food for 850000 gold from you on the market.
• 12:04:25: Nemesis[RET] bought 500000 food for 425000 gold from you on the market.
• 12:26:02: Gladiatorul[RET] bought 4377219 tree for 8754438 gold from you on the market.

it already has begun

You know its sad when the first three people to buy your stuff are Orcs :)

♀+♂ =

But what is Ez a guy or girl or just an it? O.o lets hope its not the last one....

it

slade's an 'it' as well ...