The Jester Embassy!

The Jester Embassy!

05:40:14 Jul 5th 07 - Mr. Zach Mihard:

nah, we're just tired of you guys bragging about nothing. Atreides, you should check out DoD's post after we declared war on you. Now stop this nonsense of "First of all...YOU'RE COMING TO OUR EMBASSY AND INSULTING US!! WTF!!" Technically you started it first. :P

Dak sier:
we need to hury up this nap
Dak sier:
basic idea, leave our cities alone, and we'll leave yours alone
Kjetil Rikardsen sier:
i presented our negotiations to my counsil earlier today. And together we decided that a formal agreement based on such talk is not apropriate
Kjetil Rikardsen sier:
hence we concluded with not agreeing to a nap. However, we hope you leave us be when we are at war with Music
Dak sier:
*sigh*
Dak sier:
your death
Kjetil Rikardsen sier:
that a declearation?
Dak sier:
It will be in a few minutes, or hours depending on whos online
Dak sier:
but we already have troops prepared

06:03:11 Jul 5th 07 - Mr. Sigheart:

Don't reply to there messages thats what Mifune said, and it makes sence were not going to debase ourselves okay Jester.

15:40:36 Jul 5th 07 - Mr. Deadly Doughnut:

It's hard not to reply though! Specially when one of them goes and says something i believe to be true! I wanted to go into a page long rant (probly wouldn't be too long acually, i'm not a good wordsmith) but i held back.

16:18:24 Jul 5th 07 - Mr. Brannigans Law:

*Ignores the post*

16:18:25 Jul 5th 07 - Mr. Brannigans Law:

*Ignores the post*

20:47:50 Jul 5th 07 - Mr. Atreides:

*Also ignores the post*
Sooo....in other news, why did the chicken cross the road? You still haven't told me =(

20:59:47 Jul 5th 07 - Mr. Adelbert Rockbeard:

Here is Jesters "justification" for declearing war upon a KD already in war with another. Here are my talks with their representative. This is unedited, and the purpose of posting it is for all to see the true face of our negotiations.

Mr. Dakarius [JEST] (7/1/2007 6:27:34 AM)
You have had time to contemplate this NAP, and the warhawks in Jester want to invade your unprotected backside. It is not so hard to get an NAP. I ask that you hurry up with your decision making before we decide it is not worth it. I understand you are not always on, so I give this warning first. Plz. make your decision. ~Dakarius PS. no pressure :)
You (7/1/2007 4:01:48 PM)
I can't nap you knowing that it means i join side with everyone of your allies. Can this be avoided?
Mr. Dakarius [JEST] (7/1/2007 5:11:49 PM)
you do not need to nap our allies. Our alliance is more for mutual defense.
You (7/1/2007 5:15:13 PM)
Truthfully i am surprised. Have your counsil spoken lately, for i've heard otherwise from other sources. Moreover, my kinsmen and myself are doubtful of the purpose your settling in our area serves

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[Dakarius] we need to finalise this NAP
[Adelbert] recent developments are worrying me
[Dakarius] such as?
[Adelbert] first off, members of an enemy kingdom has joined your ranks while still iin war with us
[Dakarius] we are absorbing IE
[Dakarius] there politics no longer are functional
[Adelbert] i see more settlements with your names on inside our area, and also, the pressuring msgs are provoking
[Dakarius] They are ment to be
[Dakarius] you take to much time in your decisions
[Adelbert] i'm not active
[Adelbert] that's all
[Adelbert] however, that's about to change
[Dakarius] which is why we should settle this now
[Dakarius] we need a direction, and without an NAP we fully intend to take out mirror
[Dakarius] Simple politics
[Dakarius] we can't leave you alive and hostile
[Adelbert] you seem convinced it'll be a walk in the park
[Dakarius] with our allies, it will be much easier
[Dakarius] but many do not wish war
[Dakarius] myself included
[Dakarius] I wish an NAP so we may continue with our buisness
[Dakarius] are you there?
[Adelbert] truly, you are not the only one with friends Dakarius. Also, Mirror has just initiated a war which i am certain will last for quite some time. So we do not either wish for a war, yet our negotiations has only had a provokative function this far. And it has come to my attention that it is you who are hostile, not us...
[Dakarius] I never claimed you were hostile
[Adelbert] 17:24 [Dakarius] we can't leave you alive and hostile
[Dakarius] We are being quite agressive
[Dakarius] hostile means you have the potential of turning on us
[Dakarius] we wish to be able to have a secure border so we may persue war elsewhere
[Dakarius] It is mostly unease in Jester that is causing our aggresivness
[Dakarius] I am recieving pressure to finish this NAP
[Adelbert] your unease are not of my conserns Dakarius. And i have little interest in hearing of it
[Dakarius] It is nothing personal, I like Mirror
[Dakarius] you are going to war with Carnage, yes?
[Adelbert] i cannot comment on that at this moment. However, i can tell you that we do not share any agreements of not warring
[Adelbert] you claim you wish to settle borders, yet you settle inside of what will become Mirror territory in a potential nap
[Dakarius] As I said, we are absorbing IE
[Dakarius] I will be back in a sec, I need to go eat
[Adelbert] i'll be waiting
[Adelbert] When you're back, can you answer me how you intend to allow us to settle a blocker countering yours on the river? Your newly initiated members are inside our area.. Would you leave their cities to us?
[Dakarius] possibly
[Dakarius] what would you consider acceptable
[Dakarius] are you even on?
[Adelbert] i would demand every colony west of the river immidently. Without question
[Adelbert] i would like to add that i'm provoked by the fact that renmants of a hostile kingdom is granted refuge by a potential naped kd
[Dakarius] We have been wanting to absorb them for some time.
[Adelbert] that is also not of my conserns, they joined jester on the verge of defeat, and truly they'd be dead now if not for their sudden change of tag
[Dakarius] there kd was structuraly falling apart
[Dakarius] without Arzun
[Adelbert] due to the fact that they were attacked by a supreme force before they could even realise it
[Dakarius] possibly
[Adelbert] obviously they would still exist if not for our doing
[Dakarius] we wanted the players, not the kd
[Dakarius] no, they were falling apart last era
[Dakarius] you just finished them this one
[Dakarius] I have to go, I will be on this evning
[Adelbert] then let's speak further then
[Dakarius] I still wish this NAP
[Adelbert] and we still consider it greatly
[Dakarius] good, I hope I have not overly offended you

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Later we talk on msn

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02.07.2007	00:18:06	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	are you on?
02.07.2007	00:18:08	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	Dak	Hi
02.07.2007	00:18:09	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	Dak	yeah
02.07.2007	00:18:17	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	good
02.07.2007	00:18:26	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	we need to hury up this nap
02.07.2007	00:19:11	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	basic idea, leave our cities alone, and we'll leave yours alone
02.07.2007	00:20:01	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	Dak	i presented our negotiations to my counsil earlier today. And together we decided that a formal agreement based on such talk is not apropriate
02.07.2007	00:20:25	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	Dak	hence we concluded with not agreeing to a nap. However, we hope you leave us be when we are at war with Music
02.07.2007	00:20:41	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	sigh
02.07.2007	00:20:45	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	your death
02.07.2007	00:21:09	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	Dak	that a declearation?
02.07.2007	00:21:38	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	It will be in a few minutes, or hours depending on whos online
02.07.2007	00:22:26	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	but we already have troops prepared
02.07.2007	00:22:58	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	Dak	So you intend to interfere on an already ongoing war... Mirror resents that, and i assure you that we intend to not only fight back, we will remember your unhonorouble actions
02.07.2007	00:23:17	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	hardly unhonorable
02.07.2007	00:23:41	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	we tried peace, and you rejected
02.07.2007	00:24:10	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	A simple NAP was all it would have taken, and we would have gladly left you alone.
02.07.2007	00:24:22	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	We are not unreasonable
02.07.2007	00:24:42	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	Dak	you tried to dictate us as a lesser kingdom, we rejected. We considered your peace, but we realised that it'd be wrong. Already you've let Music troops through your blockers
02.07.2007	00:25:10	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	That blockers had troubles
02.07.2007	00:25:25	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	Dak	yet you would do so anyhow
02.07.2007	00:25:25	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	we have had it demolished and rebuilt
02.07.2007	00:25:33	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	we will now
02.07.2007	00:25:44	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	we wouldn't have with an NAP
02.07.2007	00:25:49	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	Dak	did you attempt to stop him?
02.07.2007	00:26:02	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	we couldn't
02.07.2007	00:26:09	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	Dak	did you try?
02.07.2007	00:26:20	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	no
02.07.2007	00:26:30	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	we had no NAP
02.07.2007	00:26:41	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	Dak	every time we've spoken, you've been hostile
02.07.2007	00:27:02	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	Indeed, my word reflect the kds feelings
02.07.2007	00:27:16	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	half wished war half, peace
02.07.2007	00:27:35	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	Dak	then truly you realise that your offer of peace couldn't be interpreted seriously
02.07.2007	00:28:04	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	well that sounds good to me if we do NAP wit them... i think i might have gone with a less vigorous approach to talks but hey, if it gets the job done and without problems, hats off to you
02.07.2007	00:28:11	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	Make sure you dont give over Milli's city though please... dont let people have our cities easily ever.
02.07.2007	00:28:21	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	just asking, but is that city "death of a farm" passable? i mean can enemies go around it instead of destroying the blocker first?
02.07.2007	00:28:54	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	Death of a Farm has been destroyed at my request. I will build a new blocker that works in the next 2 ticks DoD
02.07.2007	00:29:12	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	ok guys we know we're gunna fight mirror now..
02.07.2007	00:29:45	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	before you declared your self
02.07.2007	00:29:55	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	Dak	do what you please. However, realise that your actions are not morally aprovable.
02.07.2007	00:30:13	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	Dak	no matter how you turn it, you are interfering
02.07.2007	00:30:15	Dak	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	good day, I have to go eat
02.07.2007	00:30:32	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	Dak	i'll see you then..
02.07.2007	00:30:34	Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)	Dak	good luck

21:09:43 Jul 5th 07 - Mr. Adelbert Rockbeard:

As for the brieched blocker in the south, i killed the army which took that blocker with scratches of my former strenght left alive after Condinhos rampage! You prepared for days on the first colony after the wall for days, even when condinho had taken the rest of our core! You think we'd not be capable of pushing that puny attack away?! You are underestimating us, but i hope you will continue doing so, for it will make your doom next era even more easy...

21:25:41 Jul 5th 07 - Mr. Brannigans Law:

haha...i mean ..*ignored*

23:13:50 Jul 5th 07 - Ms. Ciar:

Mr. Adelbert Rockbeard

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7/5/2007 4:09:43 PM

Correction.

In one turn your blocker had fallen, Tonitown was taken and two of your armies killed. Cheap mine however indeed was heavily defended and took a merge to capture. My army however was not killed, merely defeated and lost less then half its soldiers. Now that army has been pulled back for more pressing problems then Mirror.

23:14:12 Jul 5th 07 - Ms. Ciar:

And sorry I should have ignored that >.>

00:40:18 Jul 6th 07 - Mr. Deadly Doughnut:

wow...dak is a putz...i think's we need a new nappy person.

(I like the public fourms...i can call dak things and he can't go and delete them....PLOT SLAYER!)

01:42:14 Jul 6th 07 - Mr. Soccer:

mirror, i am sry bout this. all i can say from my understanding is that u rejected our NAP, and we attacked. is that wrong? no peace = war.

many times kingdoms have been defeated by multiple kingdoms, this is fantasia. im sure u can think of many instances, even some from last era. i hope we can regain good terms, as i have loads of respect for mirror and its players.

01:48:52 Jul 6th 07 - Mr. Zach Mihard:

I have respect for Mifune. And now to you too Soccer. You were some sort of a fool a few eras back and I noticed you have matured. I congratulate you for that. You should be a viceroy in Jesters (If you're not already one).

PS
Dakarius, you're a dumbass and we both know it.

01:54:55 Jul 6th 07 - Mr. Atreides:

    Dude...he wasn't really hostile. He was like, "Yo! What's up? You wanna have peace? (MUCH LATER) Dude..you still haven't answered...you know if we don't get peace we're probably gonna go and kill you. Do you want peace or not?"

Sorry for posting...but, yea.

02:08:20 Jul 6th 07 - Mr. Soccer:

lol, thanks twamao. i am a vice............... just very inactive for this era. RL issues.

03:39:30 Jul 6th 07 - Mr. Sigheart:

Lol Soccer is a vice.

03:56:02 Jul 6th 07 - Mr. Duss Wallen:

wow i must be bore i read all of this wow this a preaty good game lol since all the anger and betrayal

04:37:57 Jul 11th 07 - Mr. Dakarius:

Jesters are kewl

05:06:33 Jul 11th 07 - Mr. Twamao:

except you

09:16:10 Jul 11th 07 - Duke Mielo:

and all the others who aren't named Mifune

14:26:12 Jul 11th 07 - Mr. Deadly Doughnut:

Dang... i never wanted to be in the same barrel as dak, and now i am.

OH THE SHAME! HOW COULD I LET MY PERFORMANCE SLIP SO MUCH!

*runs off and starts to cry*

14:27:58 Jul 11th 07 - Sir Tiber Septim II:

*Tiber starts cutting a piece of posterboard for no apparant reason.

02:01:55 Jul 12th 07 - Lady Mifune:

Duke Mielo

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7/11/2007 4:16:10 AM

and all the others who aren't named Mifune

Awww. How sweet! Thanks Mielo!

19:32:56 Jul 26th 07 - Mr. Millenium:

i don't get it... how is that a compliment?

20:44:10 Aug 12th 07 - Mr. Dakarius:

End of era recap: Jester stomps Preds, conquers Mirror territory, fights 6 kds at once, gets #2 spot. Then Phi comes and beats the crap out of Jester reducing us to #10. How the mighty have fallen.

New Era! ( i wont be here)

01:42:38 Jul 28th 08 - Mr. Dakarius:

bump for Nostalgia

there's been rumors >.> <.<

edit: I'm a necro >;)

01:50:13 Jul 28th 08 - Mr. Donut Forsakeme:

They're unfounded, Mr D.

01:51:09 Jul 28th 08 - Mr. Dakarius:

I know mr. D but it's still fun

01:53:55 Jul 28th 08 - Duke Camulus:

Is this the era that fake Condinho betrayed Mirror?

02:27:45 Jul 28th 08 - Mr. Zakira:

omfg there back!?

02:30:23 Jul 28th 08 - Mr. Sirmeat:

Im down for Jest to come back...

02:37:59 Jul 28th 08 - Mr. Sirmeat:

Wait Wait, , Mifune, Benny and Soc gonna be there? I cant remember anyone else right now from my era with jest, 24ish.

05:05:04 Jul 28th 08 - Sir Soc Innewyork:

there surely are rumors................now who was it that started them?!?!?! ;)

05:13:34 Jul 28th 08 - Duke Felix Tha Housecat:

I <3 my Jesterssssssssssss

05:31:15 Jul 28th 08 - Sir Soc Innewyork:

all these new names............i don't recognise any of them. felix? sirmeat? hmph!

08:04:37 Jul 28th 08 - Mr. Sirmeat:

Sirbraxis....mystikalrisk, Zues...Sirmeat....Soc dont tell me you forgot me?

12:53:02 Jul 28th 08 - Mr. Attrill:

heyhey

ill retern to jesters if there rebourn.

its peace war and suffering btw.

greetings attrill.

14:55:16 Jul 28th 08 - Sir Soc Innewyork:

braxis? interesting...........ur still around!

02:58:29 Jul 29th 08 - Mr. Dakarius:

i wasn't mentioned :(

03:08:52 Jul 29th 08 - Mr. Ajax:

neither was I :(

03:37:05 Jul 29th 08 - Sir Soc Innewyork:

dak, ur a fundamental part to jester.

ajax, i love u man!

04:02:48 Jul 29th 08 - Mr. Benson:

love you too soc...is Jesters coming back?

10:24:44 Jul 29th 08 - Mr. Millenium:

REMAKE JESTER!!!! WOOOTTT ALL LOYALTIES TURN TO JESTER IMMEDIATELY>>!!! GO SOC GO ON!!! REMAKE JESTER!!!

AND MODERATORS!!!! DONT DELETE THIS POST AS *beep*!!

I BEG OF YOU!!!!!!

god damn hillbilleis and thier big a$$ guns....

btw thats a 20mm anit tank rifle.. id love one of those... knock down a house with one shot..

10:30:09 Jul 29th 08 - Mr. Millenium:

btw... im not a fundemental part of jester :(... so hurt

10:57:23 Jul 29th 08 - Mr. Bling Bob:

This KD starting to sound more like "ClownsRus"

15:33:00 Jul 29th 08 - Sir Soc Innewyork:

yes..............that was the point of Jester. :)

17:26:52 Jul 29th 08 - Mr. Black:

its in the name!

22:36:36 Jul 29th 08 - Duke Felix Tha Housecat:

Sir Soc Innewyork

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7/27/2008 11:31:15 PMall these new names............i don't recognise any of them. felix? sirmeat? hmph!

you lub me ;)

23:47:01 Jul 29th 08 - Mr. Millenium:

Soc, if you remake jester i will be the first to join it

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