Zetamania Wars (Era 36) |
You (11/5/2008 3:12:38 AM) |
Very sad that your players are unhappy that they have to supply their own troops to assist holly for her own use. She will screw you and your KD...its what she does. |
Ms. Vampire Queen [Dark] (11/5/2008 3:51:29 AM) |
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My players will do as I tell them to.
I am the Monarch and they will obey
Vampire Queen Monarch of Dark |
NICE...gives me a woodie....must suck to be in her KD
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you wanna see how i rule my KD with an iron fist.
Ms. Hanky Panky
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11/5/2008 12:46:26 AM | haha lets have sex no one will see :D
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| Lord Random
11/5/2008 1:06:56 AM | haha k your place or mine :P
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Ms. Vampire Queen rules!
I love Monarchs!
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Dear Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp
Dont you think I deserve a + for role playing
ROFLOL
Vampire Queen Monarch of Dark
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My people are still doubled over laughing at the prank they pulled on Dear Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp
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lol Pimp got owned again!!!!!!!!!!
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*bows head*
As my mistress demands...
*wanders off to find a club to beat stuff with*
Ohhh, btw, have you found someone for me to flirt with yet? Was always a lover not a fighter! :P
You (11/4/2008 11:06:39 PM) Unless you know some other hotties...My loyalty can be baught...
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HAHAHAHA
Not many better than you are Ender
Not many at all
What Mr Pimp doesnt know is we have been playing war games together a long time
ROFLOL
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Burnt |
Mystical |
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Battles won: 141 Battles lost: 90
Players: 11 Mr. Evul Polydeuces Mr. Evul Master Mr. Oneeye Mr. Evul Arrow Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp Sir Mcsardee Mr. Bloody Mayhem II Mr. Ironsky Mr. Evul Motherlucker Mr. Evul Lord of Death Mr. Anuly Evul
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Battles won: 93 Battles lost: 65
Players: 18 Mr. Crotalus Mr. Lord V Mr. Pyrofire Mr. Dan Mr. Gilead Lady Hellish Holly Mr. Timmm Ms. Scarlett Mr. Coaltrain Mr. Grayfish Mr. Pyroburner Mr. Thuggalo Mr. Resistance Mr. Giorgio Mr. Liu Kane Ms. Psykee Mr. Magic Mr. Daddy Warbucks |
Burnt |
comenius |
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Battles won: 141 Battles lost: 90
Players: 11 Mr. Evul Polydeuces Mr. Evul Master Mr. Oneeye Mr. Evul Arrow Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp Sir Mcsardee Mr. Bloody Mayhem II Mr. Ironsky Mr. Evul Motherlucker Mr. Evul Lord of Death Mr. Anuly Evul
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Battles won: 40 Battles lost: 48
Players: 9 Sir Braveheart Sir Whoop Mr. Haribs Del Almanac Mr. Billie Mr. Yorimm Mr. Daniely Mr. Chicken Mr. Kurosaki Ichigo Mr. Grimmjow Jaggerjack |
Burnt |
Eastern Union |
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Battles won: 141 Battles lost: 90
Players: 11 Mr. Evul Polydeuces Mr. Evul Master Mr. Oneeye Mr. Evul Arrow Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp Sir Mcsardee Mr. Bloody Mayhem II Mr. Ironsky Mr. Evul Motherlucker Mr. Evul Lord of Death Mr. Anuly Evul
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Battles won: 28 Battles lost: 46
Players: 9 Mr. Lawlor Mr. Bawdrop General Wolfenstien Mr. Producer Mr. Fusion Mr. Maquette Mr. North Mr. Beenie Mr. Elfie |
Burnt |
Kingdom of Heaven |
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Battles won: 141 Battles lost: 90
Players: 11 Mr. Evul Polydeuces Mr. Evul Master Mr. Oneeye Mr. Evul Arrow Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp Sir Mcsardee Mr. Bloody Mayhem II Mr. Ironsky Mr. Evul Motherlucker Mr. Evul Lord of Death Mr. Anuly Evul
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Battles won: 40 Battles lost: 9
Players: 12 Mr. Satanclausas Mr. Spraitas Mr. Juodasis Zydas Mr. Dovydas Mr. Honor Mr. Sunhauer Suan Silvian Mr. Jaunis Mr. God Mr. Ortuxx I Mr. Pesto Mr. Sin Mr. Juliukas |
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I have to admit this makes me smile
Eastern Union
Battles lost: 46
Just too bad its not against me
LOL
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Ms. Vampire Queen
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11/5/2008 6:14:24 AM |
HAHAHAHA
Not many better than you are Ender
Not many at all
What Mr Pimp doesnt know is we have been playing war games together a long time
ROFLOL | yeah...lol...but obviously you cant play alone...lmao...chicken *beep* coward...got an army yet for me to kill...the others still begging for mercy
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huh? They have a 50k merge heading for your blocker. Stupid *beep*. Man our partially retarded fat kid attempts to speak again.
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Lady Hellish Holly
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11/5/2008 1:12:26 PM |
huh? They have a 50k merge heading for your blocker. Stupid *beep*. Man our partially retarded fat kid attempts to speak again.
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more lvl 1's....every last one of em...its taking 4kd's to beat us...ur a joke
VS
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transport & co (merged)
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ms. vampire queen |
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corps (around 50,000) |
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moving north west | Through the eye we can see this information about The The Devils Work & CO from Mr. Landric[Dark]: Transport from Ms. Vampire QueenGhosts:2402 Archers:200 Riders:0 Spellweavers:160 Archmages:20 Peasants:0 Corinthian from Endless DillyriasGaia:235 Hammerthrowers:0 Ogres:0 Shamans:0 Nazguls:0 Peasants:0 Threshold from Endless DillyriasGaia:311 Hammerthrowers:0 Ogres:0 Shamans:0 Nazguls:0 Peasants:0 Food from Mr. LandricSwordsmen:732 Hammerthrowers:60 Axemen:0 Runemasters:0 Cavemasters:0 Peasants:0 The Devils Work from Mr. LandricSwordsmen:2712 Hammerthrowers:400 Axemen:1 Runemasters:0 Cavemasters:0 Peasants:0 Bambi from Endless DillyriasGaia:4837 Hammerthrowers:0 Ogres:112 Shamans:1060 Nazguls:0 Peasants:0 Apathy Army from Mr. ArmatorGhosts:2119 Archers:100 Riders:0 Spellweavers:325 Archmages:0 Peasants:0 Hot Soup from Mr. Ender WigginGaia:1769 Hammerthrowers:732 Ogres:0 Shamans:0 Nazguls:0 Peasants:0 Tiger Lily from Endless DillyriasGaia:1425 Hammerthrowers:1350 Ogres:50 Shamans:0 Nazguls:0 Peasants:0 Birdhows II from Mr. BirdhowsGaia:1 Hammerthrowers:0 Ogres:1296 Shamans:1644 Nazguls:0 Peasants:0 Tinkerbell from Endless DillyriasGaia:500 Hammerthrowers:250 Ogres:500 Shamans:0 Nazguls:0 Peasants:0 Mary Quite Contrary from Endless DillyriasGaia:723 Hammerthrowers:0 Ogres:320 Shamans:0 Nazguls:0 Peasants:0
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thats just ghey -_-
and if u think ur so "strong" why dont u fight someone ur size ???? -_-
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Freeze, RoF, RoF, RoF, RoF, laugh, win
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Mr. Benji VI
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11/5/2008 2:24:20 PM |
thats just ghey -_-
and if u think ur so "strong" why dont u fight someone ur size ???? -_-
| we are...theres 11 of us fighting 43 of them
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Guess you know where all my soldiers are now ;)
Too bad that target is not in EU hands anymore, that would be more fun for me.
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No, my new boyfriend Mr. Ironsky ate a couple of my cities so the Nazguls revolted :)
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Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp you cant be serious that they consider that merge an actual army?
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/me (nods) the new player nod of Ma'amYes Ma'am we do ;)
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Lady Jasmina
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11/5/2008 5:58:02 PM |
Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp you cant be serious that they consider that merge an actual army?
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Lady Hellish Holly
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11/5/2008 1:12:26 PM |
huh? They have a 50k merge heading for your blocker. Stupid *beep*. Man our partially retarded fat kid attempts to speak again. | no...they consider that an army...i call it COMEDY NIGHT
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*Pulls a toilet up next to Pimp.* Please empty the rest of the crap from your mouth into this.
Let me clear a little up. It's not really as simple as saying that Pimp is just against those four kingdoms. As most of us know, it gets a bit more complex than that.
First we have comenius who pretty much was killed OOP. They are a new kingdom and contain mostly inexperienced players. Burnt took the majority of their cities. They attempting to regrow away from Burnt. So they haven't been fighting Burnt for awhile.
Then you have the fact that yes, Dark is fighting Burnt, but they are also fighting another kingdom. I won't release much of the info for their sake. Also they make up of a lot of new players. They are still trying to learn. So please don't dog on them for making level 1 troops.
Paradise consists of 3 members, one of them is still in protection....enough said.
Alright, so Pimp is saying that it is their kingdom vs ours? Hmmmm
Well Predators is still alive and kicking. We have lost some cities to them and they are well positioned against our kingdom. Cause we have to keep sending troops in all corners.
Then we have Bringers of Death or whatever kingdom they are. While Pimp marched to our core, they sent an equally sized army next to him.
Then on top of that we are having the casual skirmishes with other kingdoms. So if I wanted to mislead Zetamania and post that Mystical alone was fighting 4-5 kingdoms; well by Pimp's standards I could.
One of our friends almost took out an entire kingdom in the north east alone. The problem is we are on Zetamania. A LOT of the players are so inexperienced that a player like Pimp could sit in this map and take over and feed off of new kingdoms that barely know the VERY basics of the game. I am not saying it is wrong, cause the new players need to learn.
My main statement goes to the point that there is no respect or glory for Pimp to lead is kingdom of experienced players against some small ones; then try to glorify it on the forums. We are all having fun in this war. There is no need to try to make that shriveled up pen!s seem bigger. Cause we all know that one-incher spends most of its time curled up in that tiny nut sack of yours.
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lol...you the one handing out the "bullsh1t!! about wiping us...C attacked us first....get that clear...Dark are funny so they got their excuse...Preds are virtually non existant so not much of a fight there..and you dont learn the game by just forming a KD and hoping for the best...you join the experienced players and then learn from them. damned blind leading the blind out there. My "experienced" players are on a chill era... so each trying a new race and learning it. and since I can play all well (cept little midget people because quite frankly im not riding a pony to war for love nor money) I can pass the knowledge. Get real. I've taught more players the game than you would ever be able to, and all have become good players in their own rights. I left Dark alone when I could have massacred every army they have....but no fear...will sort that one out now for you...and they can thank your trash talk for getting them killed.
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*Pulls over a toilet.*
You have been on Zetamania and Burnt on lower worlds for way too long. Let me flush that glory down for you.
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shoves Holly in
BTW.... 8 battles... 8 wins 0 losses...
whats your kd's excuse for loosing every battle to my little scout army????
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Successful! Through the eye we can see this information about The Fcuk Off from Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp[BT]: Fcuk Off from Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp Gaia:14 Hammerthrowers:2056 Ogres:150 Shamans:805 Nazguls:147 Peasants:0
You lost 26 Spellweavers and 22 of your magic towers got destroyed in explosions.
We failed to intercept it.
Btw 5 battles 0 losses on my army.
What's your excuse for losing every battle to my 200 riders?
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What's your excuse for losing every battle to my 200 riders??????????????????????
you havent sent 200 riders at me else they'd be dead
We failed to intercept it........LOL...u did...just all troops got killed
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"Then we have Bringers of Death or whatever kingdom they are. While
Pimp marched to our core, they sent an equally sized army next to him."
excuse me ??? we (Dealers Of Death) did no such thing -_- , we have been fighting oblivion (which i may add are a great kd that kick ass =P ) , TTK and now military , so i dont even know how u saw us attacking u -_-
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Yeah we cleared it up with your member like 5 minutes ago. He sent a 5k army into our core and never replied to any messages so we killed it.
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lmfao....great ally u got benji
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At this rate you will may beat last era's record...bravo
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Neither of us did anything wrong. Their member thought they were going to reach an enemy kingdom's back area or something. They didn't know we resided there. We sent messages for about 12 ticks, when he was walking right towards a major city we had to kill it. It was not his fault or ours.
We have never really spoken to their kingdom, so we didn't know what intentions they had. Also it was walking side by side with Pimp's army in the same spot.
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knew i'd get blamed for something in there...lol
Lord Charley Deallus
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11/5/2008 7:22:19 PM |
At this rate you will may beat last era's record...bravo | Charley...every map i play on does over 1k posts per era...lol...lovin it
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Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp
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11/5/2008 7:34:05 PM |
lol...you the one handing out the "bullsh1t!! about wiping us...C attacked us first....get that clear... |
Ehhh.. I do have to say something about this. We didn't accept your NAP offer, but we did not made the first move. You guys were sending armies to our cities. Two armies camped on my city, i have killed them both.So you made the first move.. You prepared on my cities.
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Lord Charley Deallus
11/5/2008 3:22:19 PM |
At this rate you will may beat last era's record...bravo | Was talking about post count btw...not getting involved in anything else...
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Its outrageous what you guys did to that army i talked about it 1 day before to resistance and he said it was fine where it was going
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Sir Vapor
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11/5/2008 8:14:53 PM |
Its outrageous what you guys did to that army i talked about it 1 day before to resistance and he said it was fine where it was going |
They have proved in 2 era's to be dishonourable as a kd...dont even bother trying to discuss it.
Sir Whoop
you were training troops inside our core...dont take a rocket scientist to work out what for...thats why i *beep* slapped you
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Vampor, ask the player. Ask him how many messages we sent him all last night. Resistance wasn't online and never told us. I will offer a free city in return for the accident. If you wish to take me up on, message me privately.
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I have to admit, I was a bit concerned myself when I saw a 5k army wandering right next to my city when I saw scouts were 20-50 units usually..I sent a few msgs as well that were unanswered, and being fairly new I sent a few frantic msgs to Vampire Queen as well hoping she knew whether he was friendly or not :)
On a side note though...I notice you complain about them taking an army out that has wandered into their core...but don't mind taking out a city in the same situation...seems a bit contradictory...
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a city what are you talking about ?
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Lady Hellish Holly
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11/5/2008 1:16:53 PM |
*Pulls a toilet up next to Pimp.* Please empty the rest of the crap from your mouth into this.
Let me clear a little up. It's not really as simple as saying that Pimp is just against those four kingdoms. As most of us know, it gets a bit more complex than that.
First we have comenius who pretty much was killed OOP. They are a new kingdom and contain mostly inexperienced players. Burnt took the majority of their cities. They attempting to regrow away from Burnt. So they haven't been fighting Burnt for awhile.
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This needs correcting badly! Comenius is no new group;p u need to figure who u talking about holly! Whoop and most ther member go back to era 13 and before, they are for sure better than any in mystic! It was a honor to fight them, sadly I cant say the same for you as U have no honor at all!
U can trash me and pimp but those that know me wont buy into ur load of BS as I am a respected player of the game and help new players learn as does pimp!
YOUR MAIN PROBLEM IS THAT U SCREWED UP AND STABED PEOPLE IN BACK LAST ERA AND U KNOW IT AND ADMIT IT!
WELL JUSTICE IS BEEING SERVED AND NOW U TRY TO DISRESPECT EVEN MORE BY SAYING WE ARE BOTTOM FEEDING!
WE HAVE TRIED FOR PEACE WITH EVERY KD THAT HAS ATTACKED US BUT U HOLLY! SADLY ALL HAVE DENIED OUR OFFER AND STILL BACK UR SORRY WAYS!
PERSONALY I OFFERED NAP TO COMENIUS PARADICE AND TTK AND EU, THEY ALL DENY AND DEFEND YOU.
JUSTICE IS HERE HOLLY JUST TAKE IT!
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Dont worry about that army i lost, *beep*t happens, maybe i would have done the same if it was in our core.
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Sounds like Evul Motherlucker got his panties in a bunch. lol
Anyways, I didn't say all of Comenius was new. But I actually have been helping some of their players learn how to play. Just today I was explaining why they could not cross over some cities cause the gates were closed. Nothing against that player, he is still learning.
We are the ones serving justice against Burnt ;-) I respect all of my allies and I will do anything to help them. I have wasted endless MUs to help them plan attacks and where to go. I let Comenius come behind our core and rebuild. I can't wait to see how deadly they are once they get prepared(I love those guys as with Dark). I haven't had much time to talk to EU, but the one member Maquette is awesome. This is my first era as an elf, and he answered some questions and did an awesome job defending from you guys.
Anyways, lets stop bickering and just leave it on the battlefield. Sometimes I get caught up in the forums. I am sorry to everyone who doesn't care lol . I won't ramble so much anymore.
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yay! bunsenburners ON!!! keep up the good work with the flames!
"I'm Lovin' It" and now for my happy meal...it has an Obama Action Figure in it nowadays!!! :P
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Ugh...lemme just throw that in the trash for ya.
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wow... your very arrogant pimp
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