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i bet u have read salamons guide? :D lol..
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Mr. Penguin
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10/20/2008 2:08:30 PM |
im waiting for armys without mages and lvl 1.2 | Level 1.2? Whats that? A secret troop?!
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yeah they are swordsmen who carry stones in their pockets =P
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lol. lvls 1, 2
bastard picking on me...
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well, you are penguin after all ...
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yeah yeah. im sexy penguin
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well ... I would do your sister though :)
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LOL, i think she wouldnt want u :p
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Probably not, not after me, how could she?
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i betg she would dump u the very first second she would see u guys :D lol
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very nice, penguin, you look good ;P trying that subway diet? lol
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no no no! you messed pengy and his sis up. pengy is the black one and the white fat one is his older sister.
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Duke Arzun
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10/21/2008 12:39:16 PMProbably not, not after me, how could she?
... So your balls finally popped out? :)
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that means penguins is......A GIRL!!
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huh? mazvis posted? where lol
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he posted a pic of penguin family lol. mod deleted it.
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that was good one.
it shouldn't be deleted :(
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i bet Osi deleted it. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
j/k
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lolz...FIGHT!!! i wanna c this
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Can everyone please join ASAP
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Applied and waiting for the door to be opened. :P
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If anyone else wants to join then please send your application before the new era starts. If I have already said you can join, either before the new era starts within the first two days of the new era.
and Halfling Farmer no, I do not agree with several of the posts you have made...
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Several? I can only recall posting 1 bad post.
Go on, tell me what I have posted that you found offencive (besides that ret one)
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you want them to see something bad? I can show them, you freak.
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Pirate Lewatha
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10/23/2008 5:45:15 PMyou want them to see something bad? I can show them, you freak.
Is it nudity? O.O
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1) that "funny roleplay" in the roleplaying forum. It was not funny; only disgusting
2) The post you made with a link to a p0rn site, when the writing of the link was to something completely different
To be short; I just dont think we would get on :P
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if you think otherwise please, tell me why.
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Hello And i return to this Forum to give to Fusion my orc army's :D.
If you accept my application :D
Nice to see so good players in the same KD :D
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Btw, wanna see my convosation with lewatha? I actually think it's a bit funny LoL
Cheezedawg: Hi
Cheezedawg: What's up, cutie?
Lewatha: Nothin
Cheezedawg: How about you and me gettin' it on?
Lewatha: I dun think so
Cheezedawg: Hows come?
Lewatha: cause I dun know u
Cheezedawg: what difference does that make?
Lewatha: I dun mess around with ppl I dun know
Cheezedawg: My name is Cheeze
Cheezedawg: I'm 26 and have long blonde hair
Cheezedawg: I enjoy mountain biking and drinking Jack Daniels
Lewatha: quite a combo lol
Cheezedawg: You don't like Jack Daniels?
Lewatha: Not too much
Cheezedawg: Then what good are you?
Cheezedawg: Probably lousy in the sack too
Lewatha: Get *beep*ed
Cheezedawg: Ok! What time? Now?
Lewatha: Not with me *beep*
Lewatha: Go fuk yourself
Cheezedawg: Why are you being so mean to me?
Lewatha: U started it!
Cheezedawg: No I didn't!
Lewatha: u said I was bad in bed!
Cheezedawg: Well..are you?
Lewatha: *beep* off
Cheezedawg: No
Lewatha: Yes
Cheezedawg: No
Lewatha: Yes
Cheezedawg: No
Lewatha: your so stupid
cheezedawg: Yes
Lewatha: No
Cheezedawg: Ok
Cheezedawg: what do you wanna talk about?
Lewatha: ???
Lewatha: Nthing with u
Cheezedawg: Anything? Ok, how about we talk about your ability to suck *beep*s.
Lewatha: NO *beep*HEAD! NOTHING! NOT ANYTHING!
Cheezedawg: But I love you.
Lewatha: Whatever
Cheezedawg: I mean it..
Cheezedawg: I really do.
Lewatha: Leave me alone!
Cheezedawg: This is the thanks I get?
Lewatha: For what? Being a jerk?
Cheezedawg: No. For trying to make friends.
Lewatha: U got a lot to learn
Cheezedawg: About what?
Lewatha: Everything!
Cheezedawg: I'm so stupid. I can never talk to girls.
Lewatha: well try being more polite for starters
Cheezedawg: Oh yeah? What do you mean?
Lewatha: Don't talk about sex
Cheezedawg: People don't like sex?
Lewatha: yea but get to know them first.
Lewatha: Then talk about it if both are comfortable with it.
Cheezedawg: Ok. So I should ask them their name first?
Lewatha: That would help.
Cheezedawg: Ok
Cheezedawg: lets practice.
Lewatha: no
Cheezedawg: Why?
Lewatha: Try it on someone else.
Cheezedawg: Whats wrong? I just want some help.
Cheezedawg: come on.
Cheezedawg: Pleeeease?
Cheezedawg: Plese just let me try to be nice. I'm sorry.
Lewatha: fine.
Cheezedawg: ok. Thank you!
Cheezedawg: I'll start.
Cheezedawg: Hi I am Cheeze! Whats your name?
Lewatha: Linda.
Cheezedawg: I am very pleased to meet you, Linda!!
Lewatha: You too
Cheezedawg: Do you think that I am polite?
Lewatha: So far so good
Cheezedawg: Thank you!
Cheezedawg: Now that we've met...
Cheezedawg: can I put my *beep* in your cum-dumpster?
Lewatha: *beep* u
Cheezedawg: What?
Cheezedawg: What's the matter?
Lewatha: You don't get it, nevermind.
Cheezedawg: I did what you told me to do!
Lewatha: I said don't talk about sex!
Cheezedawg: You said get to know them first.
Cheezedawg: I learned your name.
Lewatha: You have to learn more than that!
Cheezedawg: What else?
Lewatha: Things
Cheezedawg: What things?
Cheezedawg: What else should I do?
Lewatha: Look, just leave me alone. I have to go talk to someone
Cheezedawg: But I don't want you to go
Lewatha: Sorry
Cheezedawg: Please stay and help me.
Lewatha: I can't
Cheezedawg: Can't? ...or won't?
Lewatha: Both
Cheezedawg: You're so mean. I just want to learn to talk to girls.
Cheezedawg: Im sorry. Will you please help me. I really mean it
Lewatha: I don't have time to goof off like this I am working
Cheezedawg: this is the reason that I am so depressed all the time
Cheezedawg: i just want to learn to talk to girls
Lewatha: well youll just scare them away
Lewatha: no girl will go for that kind of talk
Cheezedawg: Some girls do
Cheezedawg: they like it
Lewatha: Well go talk to them then. leave me alone
Cheezedawg: Please will you just try once more?
Cheezedawg: let's start over, just one more time.
Cheezedawg: I promise I can do better
Cheezedawg: Please lew? Don't give up on me like this
Cheezedawg: Here. I'm going to start again
Cheezedawg: Hi there, I know you don't know me
Cheezedawg: but I saw your profile on IM and wondered of you'd like to chat with me.
Cheezedawg: My name is Cheeze, and I am 26.
Cheezedawg: I am from Maryland, and there is a photo on my profile if you'd like to see what I look like.
Lewatha: that was a little better but you sound old now
Cheezedawg: I understand that you might be busy
Cheezedawg: but I think you're very attractive and would love to chat with you some time.
Cheezedawg: How am I doing?
Lewatha: good. see, you can be polite if you really try
Cheezedawg: I think I understand now.
Cheezedawg: Assuming that girls will instantly talk to me about sex will get me nowhere.
Lewatha: thats what i was saying
Cheezedawg: I have to get to know them first.
Cheezedawg: And even then, not all women are going to appriciate that kind of language.
Lewatha: that's right. i am impressed
Cheezedawg: Thank you. I'm sorry about before.
Cheezedawg: I hope i didn't offend you with any of that vulgar language.
Lewatha: no. i'm a big girl. I can take it.
Lewatha: am i talking to the same person?
Cheezedawg: Hey, i know this is kind of forward of me, and that I really don't know you all that well yet..
Cheezedawg: But I really do think you're cute
Cheezedawg: and since we're both in Maryland, and not too far from eachother
Cheezedawg: Do you think you would like to go out sometime?
Lewatha: hmm I don't think so
Cheezedawg: I understand. It's ok.
Lewatha: I dont even know your real name
Cheezedawg: Oh, I'm sorry. I should have told you before. It's John.
Lewatha: hi John
Lewatha: do you go to salisbury too?
Cheezedawg: Do you mean am I a student there? No.
Cheezedawg: But I do use the library sometimes. It's very nice.
Cheezedawg: I guess it just takes me a little while to get comfortable with someone.
Lewatha: lol I'll say. you come off as a freak
Cheezedawg: How about this?
Cheezedawg: Maybe we can meet at the library sometime and get some lunch together?
Cheezedawg: I'm really sorry for making such a terrible impression on you at first.
Lewatha: probably not I have class 8:40 to 5
Cheezedawg: wow, that's a pretty long day.
Cheezedawg: Do you get a break in there at all?
Lewatha: 12 to 1 i do but I am usually studying
Cheezedawg: How about if I meet you this Wednesday?
Lewatha: i never ever meet people from the internet
Lewatha: too many freaks :)
Cheezedawg: That's cool. I understand. I just figured since we both go to the same school and all.
Cheezedawg: It's not so weird when you think of it that way. We're practically neighbors.
Cheezedawg: Maybe I'll see you at the library sometime.
Cheezedawg: That would be a lot less strange for the both of us.
Lewatha: well if I ever see you don't come up and start talkign to me about sucking *beep* ok?
Cheezedawg: I'm really sorry. I am a total *beep* for talking to you that way.
Cheezedawg: I was really just goofing around
Cheezedawg: I didn't mean any of that. I guess i just have a sick sense of humor, that's all
Lewatha: yeah you do
Lewatha: that might be cute if i knew you but saying that to strangers is weird John
Cheezedawg: I know. I'm so bad at talking to girls.
Cheezedawg: I always have been.
Cheezedawg: I guess I'm just shy
Cheezedawg: well maybe i'll see you around school.
Lewatha: maybe
Cheezedawg: It was nice to meet you.
Lewatha: you too
Cheezedawg: ok, bye.
Lewatha: hey
Cheezedawg: Yeah?
Lewatha: i usually hang out in the Quad on my break
Cheezedawg: well maybe I'll see you there some time then :)
Lewatha: maybe
Lewatha: :)
Cheezedawg: I'll bring a hatchet with me and bury it in the back of your skull.
Lewatha: WHAT!!
Cheezedawg: Yeah, then I'll gonna lick your blood off of it and wipe my tounge on your shirt!
Cheezedawg: Then I'll rape the wound it left!
Cheezedawg: and cum on your *beep*ing brain!
Lewatha: *beep* you
Lewatha: Leave me alone or I'll call the cops
Cheezedawg: What?
Cheezedawg: No, wait!
Cheezedawg: That doesn't turn you on?
Lewatha: NO!!!
Cheezedawg: Girls don't like that either?
Lewatha: NOOOOO!!!!
Cheezedawg: But I didn't even say anything about sex that time.
Cheezedawg: I was talking about my *beep* squeezing in between your brain lobes...
Lewatha: SHUT THE *beep* UP!!!
Cheezedawg: Your eyeball poking in and out from the backforce....
Cheezedawg: My hot love juice squirting on your medula oblongada...
Lewatha: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Cheezedawg: I wanna fuk your brain!
Cheezedawg: So do you still want to have lunch with me?
Cheezedawg: Dammit. I'm sorry. I always screw things up.
Cheezedawg: Dammit. I am such an *beep*.
Cheezedawg: Ok. No sex, and no killing. DAMMIT.
Cheezedawg: I'll just meet you on Wednesday anyway.
Cheezedawg: We'll talk more then.
Cheezedawg: hello?
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ehm, let's note : that isn't me talking... he made it up by himself. I have nothing to do with that conversation.
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and as far as I think... Making up a whole conversation between me and him which ends up him killing me, having sex with my wounds and cumming on my brains is pretty psycho and should be qualified for ban.
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Justan, your very graphic in the mind, you also have far to much time on your hand, and for another thing..! Your living in england...
Also, that was slightly scary.. ! lol
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....i found it hilarious.....but halfing still pisses me off......seriously hu is he?
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Justin you have the most *beep* up mind i have ever seen... i mean WTF man..... but it was funny but scary......
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...this is stupid Justan I would not expect that from you
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@ justanius
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ROFL
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