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The operation theatre | ||||
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this is the operation theatre we are looking for two things: paitents and doctors and very sexy nurses.... please sign up here we can then get to work on our RP operation... | ||||
*Epyon walks in with very short shorts on* | ||||
these are the roles...
the rules are that the order of appearenceis that first the paramedics must bring in a paitent no one else can do anything until this is done (you can still talk) then the assistant doctors step in and prepae the paitent then the doctors do there stuff.. (i will decide when the paitents come,whats wrong with them and how urgent the situation is) | ||||
*Septim walks in "I be a child entertainer, I'm sure that they will be very entertained by learning how to make H-Bombs outta toasters!" | ||||
*Just then, a child who got trampled by a stampede of raccoons comes in* | ||||
"I am an expert at racoon injuries! Oh well, I don't have a doctorate..." *Septim walks over to the kid "There is a difficulty with cloning that you must find out for yourself as most clones only live for two years max, but I have found a way to make them live full lives, but I won't tell that to you, tricks of the trade!" | ||||
"Good work Septim, I'll take it from here." | ||||
*Septim prepares his squirell spice shaker and walks into the ER, he comes back out with a racoon, he sets up his camp stove... | ||||
*A mongoose walks in and puts up a flier, it says: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE ARENA Got a person you hate? Challenge then in the arena! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | ||||
RP is a sausage fest, you wont find any hot nurses unless you are desperate | ||||
"I am a doctor you know... I could do a little operation called plastic surgery =o" | ||||
*Septim leaves and comes back with a gladiator who keeps yelling: "I don't wanna be cloned!!!!" "Can you patch him up doc?" | ||||
"Sure thing Septim" | ||||
*Septim shoots the Gladiator with a tranc gun "Solves that problem!" *Septim picks up the Gladiator and takes him back to the arena, he comes back with a wounded drunk "I found him in the streets, his BAC is 75%, can you patch him up???" | ||||
"This doesnt look good..." | ||||
*Septim tests the beer for AIDs and other illnesses and drinks it "Mmmmm, good!" *Septim gets a call on his cell phone "I guess I'm the unofficial para-medic now!" *Septim-145 leaves and comes back with Septim-92 "It turns out some anti-Septims tried to kill him with a fish, can you fix it?" | ||||
*Epyon examines Septim-92* | ||||
"Gaius can always make a new one if he doesn't make it" | ||||
*A few days later, Septim-92 awakens from his coma* | ||||
"Get back to your post soldier! The forums don't spam themselves!" *Septim-92 gets up and walks outta the hospital | ||||
*Epyon leaves and goes to The Arena. He returns after half an hour* | ||||
*Septim-145 goes out and brings back a redneck who had been shot in the back by another redneck.
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"Epyon takes the redneck to the ER where he surgically removes the bullet from his back. Once he's finished, he goes, finds the redneck that shot this redneck and shoots him for shooting the redneck* | ||||
"hey i can here the ambulance i think its bringing in a paitent with brain damage prepare to operate..." | ||||
*Epyon retrieves the patient from the ambulance and takes him into the ER. He starts to tend to the patients brain damage* | ||||
"But he had brain damage? Oh well..." | ||||
*Epyon stares angrily at Septim* | ||||
"omg!! its septim who has brain damage quick gag him and operate!!" | ||||
*Septim smacks Defensive over the head with a chair "Quickly! Get him in the ER!" | ||||
*Epyon takes Defensive into the ER and starts to operate. He come back later with Defensive in a wheelchair* | ||||
"Hmmmm..." | ||||
"omg septim this is due to you and youre temper.. epyon take me back in ER and dont come out till ime better..." | ||||
"Sorry, I'm a defective clone with a short temper *Septim rips off Defensive's legs and starts beating him to death with them "What did you call me?!?!?!!?!" | ||||
"at least i didnrt feel you ripping off my legs..." | ||||
"DO YOU FEEL THIS???" | ||||
"thank god for happy drugs..." *smiles "that tickles..." | ||||
*Septim injects Defensive with anti-happy drugs "I win!" | ||||
*Epyon tackles the defective Septim and rips his head off* | ||||
*The real Gaius Septim appears, grabs Septim-145, and disappears... | ||||
"now can someone please heal me?" | ||||
*Epyon takes Defensive and his legs into the ER and sews them back on. He returns with Defensive back to Septim* | ||||
[[OOC: *The real Gaius Septim appears, grabs Septim-145, and disappears... (There is no Septim in the room at the moment)]] | ||||
*Epyon runs out of the hospital and returns with Septim-86* | ||||
"english please..." | ||||
*Septim-86 leaves and Gaius Septim appears with a new clone "His name is Septim-213! Gotta go!" *Gaius Septim disappears and Septim-213 looks around | ||||
"Hello Septim-213, I'm Epyon it's nice to meet you" | ||||
*Septim-213 shakes Epyon's hand "Gaius told me to tell you to call me Septim" | ||||
"Alright then Septim, how would you like a job here at this hospital?" | ||||
"Gaius told me to tell you "Yes" if you asked if I wanted to work at the hospital, he also told you not to give me the "sexy nurse" job" | ||||
"Darnit, we really need to get a nurse around here..." | ||||
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