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*Your feelings towards humans sickens me Kyoko.*

*So he thinks every single human should be anhilated until extinction because a woman broke up with him. I'm sorry Kyoko, but that just sounds childish. Doesn't matter how old you are.* "hi fives senturu and efrandor"

Uhhh Senturu I wouldn't be too forward. I don't know if I'd be able to bring you back if Kyoko got upset....
(Edited by Mr. Blessed Zeratul 12/9/2006 8:15:03 AM)

Dragoons are mighty and proud warriors.

*gives Senturu a beer, gives Zerathul a slap for being mean, gives himself a beer for being kind to Senturu.*

I wasn't being rude to you Senturu, I was saying, before Efrandor rudely interrupted me by smacking me across my face, that Dragoons are mighty and proud warriors. I never said that Senturu was not any of these. Now may I have a beer?

Is the energy you're gathering supposed to threaten me Kyoko?

Kyoko suddenly appears behind Father, ripping out his heart and force feeding it down Father's throat. Afterwards, the tail around Father's shoulder vanishes as a new one appears on Kyoko. Kyoko gazes at Father's lifeless corpse before kicking it, sending it failing several hundred miles into the forest. Kyoko walks out of the tavern, just outside the door before summoning a white ball of energy several miles in diameter and throwing it where Father landed. Kyoko walks in, passing Raij who is counting on his fingers, "3.... 2...... 1....."

The first thing everyone noticed was the silence. A super-fast wave passed through the tavern and all sound died, even as Necosta moved her mouth to speak to Kulren. Then, the sonic explosion rocked the tavern, winds exceeping three hundred miles an hour whipping by. The ground near the tavern cracked and fissured under the sheer force of the attack. Dael and Kulren looked out the door and could only gape. A massive hole to the center of the planet now sat where Father had landed. Columns of lava and flame flew out as the planet was already healing the scar.

Dael and Kulren turned to gaze at Kyoko in shock and fear, but the kitsune god is now having a slight smile on his face. Kyoko then chuckles, "Maybe you're right Kulren... I feel much better after that..." Kyoko then grabbed a bottle of sake and took a sip, ignoring everyones' staring.

Kyoko kills all the puppies with a glowing, white whip that extends from his fingers before gazing at Father with a bored look. Suddenly, the puppie's corpses heave before their corpses rise and turn, glowing dark red eyes, resembling dark, lit coals, fall on father. The undead pups begin to growl as they begin to circle Father.

Kyoko, in the meantime, has his arms at his sides, watching his new undead minions begin to close in on the pathetic gnat that was hardly worth Kyoko's effort in defeating. As the pups lunged, Kyoko began to open a massive black portal, the swirling energy sending out massive waves of demon energy.

*Laughs heartily* "Do you realize even that won't stop Kyoko?"

*see's kyokos tail and realizes that father had the right idea*

i want that too

*pulls out his sword and slices off his tail. after picking it up, he walks into the shadows and dissapears*

*Focuses his energy..... then sends a pulse through the tavern forcing Kyoko into the physical realm*

Suddenly, a black portal opens up under Kyoko and he vanishes into it. Dael and Kulren look at one another. Then, the portal fluxuates before a massive, muscular Hell Draogn climbs out. His brows are ridged with sharp, ivory spikes and a long horn protrudes from his face, just between his brow and snout. The demon rose, the black armor underneath it's shifting black arcane-style robes giving it an unusual appearance. The massive wings behind him were folded. The demon walked to the bar and looked at Dael. Dael and this demon shared a heated gaze before Dael spoke, "I thought you'd stay dead... Then again, you never played fair to begin with..."

The Hell Dragon shook his head and looked at Dael, his amber eyes having flecks of red, "I made a bargain with the Crystal Arch. I delivered them a broken Kyoko for a new chance at life... I have no intention of starting our old fued, Dael... You've changed..."

Dael spoke, "Time does that... Even to a demon... Karnilthar..."

Raij leans over to Kulren, "Who's this?"

Kulren spoke, "Trust me, you don't want to know..."

Raij blinks, "Okay... I'll.. Trust you there..."

Karnilthar, however, looks up at Senturu, "Can I get some water?"

*Looks up at Senturu*

- Hihihihihihi

*Goes to the bathroom to chill..*

Karnilthar lifts his hand and Senturus lowers to the ground, landing on his feet. Dael raises a brow, "Last time I checked, you slammed people into things with that."

"Like you said.. Time improvements people... Even demons.." Karnilthar looks at Dael.

Dael just snorts, turning away. Domses sighs, "We're gonna have a fight again, aren't we? Dael Drathor versus Karnilthar Drathor, front row seats, free..." The tone was sarcastic.

Kulren chuckles and Raij laughs. Necosta scowls, such a battle between Dael and Karnilthar, last time, nearly destroyed Hell itself. She couldn't imagine the effects on the mortal realms.

*Sounds of someone crying*

*Sight of Senturu running out of the toilett*

*Sounds of someone laughing*

Sight of Efrandor walking out the toilett smiling*

- Come on Senturu, come back, let's ahve a drink together, stop fooling around, I didn't hit you that hard! Come on, I'll buy ou a beer!?

*still crying*

just you wait. ill get you

*walks to the corner and grabs two  padded bats. throws one to Efrandor*

bring it on. you are going down muahahahahahahahah

*begins to beat Efrandor in the head with the padded bat*

Karnilthar shakes his head before walking over to the long forgotten pool table. Karnilthar spoke, "Hey Dael... Pool game? Hell's Championship rules?"

Dael shrugs and walkes over, cracking his hands. Dael leans down, taking the first shot and speaks, "Six ball right far pocket, five ball middle left, four ball left far pocket."

Karnilthar speaks, "Fifty you don't make that shot..."

Dael shoots and hits every single hole with the correct ball. Dael holds out his hand, "Pay up, pops..."

"Grrrr... You lucky son of a-" Karnilthar fetches his gold pouch and hands the coins to Dael before taking aim himself.

*after watching Efrandor chop off Faters feet he decides to stop this madness. senturu then pulls out a wooden bat, and continues to beat Efrador over the head.

A dark figure walks into the taverne not looking at anyone. He walks up to the bar and askes for a beer in a bitter lifeless like voice.

Drinking his beer not even paying attention to Domses then looks at Dael, "If you're going to say my name then atleast have the courtesy to say it right," -sighs,".... Its Lord Tolondrius the Dark."
(Edited by Mr. Tolondrius 12/11/2006 10:00:35 PM)

That would be a fine treat to see everyone again. But we have bigger matters at hand. I recieved word that our old friend Zeratul had fallen in battle. Is this true?

Kulren spoke, "Unfortunately, Zeratul was defeated, temporarily." Kulren gives a toothy grin, "That's the cool thing about being allies with a demon, we'll ressurect your ass if you die..."

Karnilthar, in the meantime, dropped gold on the counter.

Kulren gazes at Senturu a moment before shrugging, "Ah.. Maybe once or twice."

"Psf... Over a bottle of blood wine?" Khoth rolls his eye.

"HEY!! THAT'S GOOD STUFF!!" Kulren snaps at Khoth.

*Stands still while Senturu keep*beep*ting him with the wooden bat..*

- Cool, they play pool here, nice..

*Efrandor goes to the game area, Senturu follows and keep hitting him.*

- Hi guys, may I join?

*They all look upon Efrandor in disgust and then give him a pool-sticky-thingy:*

- Thanks..   So, I the far left corner I will get a duck, in the far right corner I will get two ducks, in the middle elft corner a two story building, in the middle right building all of your mothers, in the close left hole I will get my mom and in the close right hole I will put this white ball, ok...?

*They all agree and understands Efrandor really is sick...  he hits the white ball, and a duck goes in, two ducks go in, a two story building, your mothers, my mom and...   as a grand finalle the white ball goes in to the close right hole.*

- WTF!?!?

- Waiiit, wait wait, here omes the best part..

*From the hole the white ball entered a rabbit jumps up and starts stripping..*

- Cool huh...?

*Efrandor goes to sit and drink another beer, Senturu still follow him hitting him..*