Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne
07:51:46 Nov 25th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Drinks the Septim Shot and yawns "I need to sleep more..."
12:12:11 Nov 25th 08 - Mr. Delran: "One Septim shot for me too!"
16:27:17 Nov 25th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Septim pours Delran a Septim Shot. "Sleep? What the hell is that?"
17:58:15 Nov 25th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: drinks his Septim shot "Of course they are popular, they have almost become this place's trademark drink..." draws his sword and examines it
18:09:06 Nov 25th 08 - Mr. Delran: Drinks his shot while looking at Demonsul. "What do you want to do with that sword of yours? You already showed us you cannot use it."
18:49:12 Nov 25th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: fall over "foreign curse! You should judge a man once he has judged you!" levels his sword at Delran, then stabs him with it *waits for him to get back up/send in a clone/distort reality in a stupid way
21:08:53 Nov 25th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Septim draws funny images on Delran's face while he's down.
22:40:00 Nov 25th 08 - Mr. Delran: Delran get up, after being knocked out for several minutes. "Damn! I hate this! It hurts like hell! Looks in a mirror. "What the.... Who the........Septimmmmmmmmmm..........!!!!" Creates a fireball in his palm and hits Demonsul with it. Looks at Demonsul while he is burning, then puts some water on him. "Don't do that anymore! It hurt more than hell!" Looks at Septim. "One more drawing on my face and I leave an RP! Now give me a Spetim Shot! No! Make that two! On the house!"
22:41:19 Nov 25th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "Two!?" gasps and the tavern goes strangely silent
23:22:44 Nov 25th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arviosu wakes up and crawls out from under the table. "Two? Sissy, get 5!"
23:23:43 Nov 25th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: Septim gives Delran a long hard look. "Two...you must sign a waiver for that m'boy...and speaking of on the house..." Septim turns to the patrons of the tavern. "Why hasn't anybody paid for their drinks yet!?"
23:32:40 Nov 25th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Looks at the large pile of gold that he has been sitting on the bar in front of him "Maybe because you are not charging anyone and collecting the money."
23:33:01 Nov 25th 08 - Mr. Eadgils Skilfingar: Beer?
23:34:45 Nov 25th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "Septim, I will pay for the newcomers drink."
23:40:18 Nov 25th 08 - Mr. Eadgils Skilfingar: *Nods to Lord Cedric "Appreciate it mate!"
23:55:25 Nov 25th 08 - Mr. Delran: "I'll sign that bloody waiver of yours! Why shouldn't I? It can't kill me! Arvious, I have something to say to you SHUT UP! Call me sissy one more time and I'll challenge you to a Septim Shot Duel! If you think you are cool drink 2 like me. Haven't seen you doing this!"
23:56:58 Nov 25th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arvious walks up to the bar. "Give me 100 Septim Shots." [[Order: Probable death.]]
00:03:08 Nov 26th 08 - Mr. Delran: "Arvious, I was a little rude. Sry! I'll give you a tip. Don't drink them all at once! One per hour!"
00:05:34 Nov 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arvious waits for his drinks. "I just want to drink them because I haven't had them ina while. And I have this strange metabolism which stopd them from killing me. It's just milk that kills me now."
00:08:33 Nov 26th 08 - Mr. Delran: "I hate milk! And about metabolism, I think I can drink poison and not die! Not here!"
15:48:46 Nov 26th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Septim pours the drinks, then sighs heavily when Arvious orders one hundred Septim Shots. "You only need three for certain death...c'mon..." mutters Septim as he pours the drinks.
16:21:10 Nov 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: "Ah, thank you very much!" Arvious drinks 5 Septim shots and doesn't die. "Ha! Again!" Arvious drinks 50 Septim shots. "Hash! Aginsh!" Arvious drinks the rest of the Septim shots. "Ah damn, my liver feels bad." Arvious falls over drunk.
19:12:46 Nov 26th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: Septim watches as flesh melts away where Arvious's stomach is. He then sees a black cloud erupt from Arvious's stomach. The cloud then eats away at Arvious until only a skeleton remains. "...never seen anybody drink one hundred before...guess I need to put a warning on the shot glasses..." Septim sighs before pulling out a sharpie.
19:21:19 Nov 26th 08 - Mr. Delran: Delran watches Arvious as he drinks the shots and then as he falls over and is eaten by the cloud. "Told him so!" he says as he is drinking the first of his shots. "Next one will be drank within an hour!"
19:44:11 Nov 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: gets up behind Delran and knocks him out "Hah! This is for setting me on fire earlier!" steals his other Septim Shot and drinks it "What? I'm out of money. It's been too long since I went back to my fortress for more...what do you mean, not charged? The magic machine round the back automatically takes the value of your drinks away from you without you even noticing!" *leaves the tavern to go back to his fortress and get more cash
20:52:46 Nov 26th 08 - Mr. Electric: Shoon randomly throws another chair and table at Delran and sits down
20:54:52 Nov 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: comes back with more money sees Delran under a pile of splintered wreckage "Now, even I think that is insulting..." *decides to 'help' Delran by blowing up all the wreckage with Black Fire. Delran gets severely singed in the blast.
21:35:34 Nov 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arvious IX walks into the tavern and pulls the skeleton of Arvious VIII out to be cloned with whatever DNA is left.
00:48:33 Nov 27th 08 - Mr. Delran: Delran remains unconscious for several minutes while his injuries are healed. he that regains his conscience. "You know you are quite rude Demonsul? I will give you a present!" Demonsul is set on fire and burns to ashes. Then Delran take a pile of ashes adn wets it with a Septim Shot, and after saying a few words, the ashes start to grow and form a human body. "Now to end this let me buy you a Septim Shot! Agreed?" Delran turn to Electric. "And who the hell are you to do that? You should not go looking for trouble be cause you may find it! And you had! Me!" Throws a big fire balls at Electric and watches as he is turned to ashes. Then puts the ashes in a jbeepals it and sends it to another dimension. "Lets see how you get out of there! Septim a shot for me and one for Demonsul!"
00:52:01 Nov 27th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Septim pours Demonsul and Delran a Septim Shot each.
17:55:33 Nov 27th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *drinks "Please don't do that again...I envy those for whom burning alive is a one-time experience."
18:25:09 Nov 27th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arvious backflips into the tavern after being cloned and lands on a bar stool. "Hello, I'll have today's special: Turkey Grease." [[Order: Turkey Grease]]
20:01:28 Nov 27th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: Septim runs to Septim's Exotic Eats and grabs a bottle of turkey grease, he then runs back. "Here you go!" Septim serves Arvious his drink.
20:09:19 Nov 27th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arvious manages to not puke when he drinks it.
20:33:40 Nov 27th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *applauds Arvious "That might be the most interesting thing I've seen all day!"
21:46:34 Nov 27th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: "Thank... you... excuse me, I need a moment." Arvious walks out of the tavern and puking noises could be heard from other planets. "I'm good."
02:36:24 Nov 28th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Stumbles in "A round of drinks for all!"
04:08:39 Nov 28th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: "Hey, that sounds-" Arvious stomach rumbles from eating so much on THanksgiving. "Uh, no thanks."
04:13:49 Nov 28th 08 - Mr. Electric: Electric walks into the tavern again Always sending those random patrons into parrelel dimensions eh?Quite stupid actually.." Delran is suddenly frozen like stone and is thrown out of the tavern
04:15:00 Nov 28th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arviosu watchs as Delran falls onto his puke. "Ehh, I didn't puke there..."
13:00:08 Nov 28th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *slips on puke and falls over "ARVIOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS!"
14:57:53 Nov 28th 08 - Mr. Delran: Goes home, takes a shower , and returns. "Arviiiiioooooooooouuuuuuuuusssssssss!!! Be careful where you puke! Or I will puke on you!" Takes Electric out of the tavern. From out side noises can be heard. NO! OUCH! PUNCH! BOOM! KNOCK! Delran comes back, dusting some imaginary dust from his clothes. "Bloody foul! Froze me! ME! Let him thin about it untill the doctors fix him up! Hey, Is there a doctor in the house? That one outside really needs one! Septim, one shot!"
15:23:59 Nov 28th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arnvious walks over to Arviosu. "Hey, where did Arvious go?"
15:42:38 Nov 28th 08 - Mr. Electric: "Twit!" Shoon's pet dragon attacks delran and hangs him on the sign
18:44:24 Nov 28th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Septim pours everybody a drink, then he slaps a kick me sign onto Electric's back. "This should be fun..."
18:50:26 Nov 28th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arnvious, Arviosu, and Arvious all kick Electric, and Arvious casts a non-godmodding spell over the world.
19:49:05 Nov 28th 08 - Mr. Anubis: After taking his turn at kicking Electric, Anubis strolls up to the bar. "Happy Thanksgiving everyone! A septim shot for all here on me!"
20:32:19 Nov 28th 08 - Mr. Delran: Delran is taken down from the sign by his dragons. He than kicks Electric a few times before feeding him to one of his dragons. "They never learn! I have an army of dragons under my command! Jeez! Bloody fouls!" Drinks his shot while watching Silverwing eating Electric.
20:54:00 Nov 28th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Septim pours everybody a Septim Shot before kicking Electric.
21:20:16 Nov 28th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "Wow a free shot!" drinks the shot before kicking Electric repeatedly. "I propose a competition. Who can get the most kicks in before he notices he has a sign on his back?" begins to rapidly kick Electric. "twelve, thirteen, fourteen..."
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Ye Olde Taverne
07:51:46 Nov 25th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Drinks the Septim Shot and yawns "I need to sleep more..."
12:12:11 Nov 25th 08 - Mr. Delran: "One Septim shot for me too!"
16:27:17 Nov 25th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Septim pours Delran a Septim Shot. "Sleep? What the hell is that?"
17:58:15 Nov 25th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: drinks his Septim shot "Of course they are popular, they have almost become this place's trademark drink..." draws his sword and examines it
18:09:06 Nov 25th 08 - Mr. Delran: Drinks his shot while looking at Demonsul. "What do you want to do with that sword of yours? You already showed us you cannot use it."
18:49:12 Nov 25th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: fall over "foreign curse! You should judge a man once he has judged you!" levels his sword at Delran, then stabs him with it *waits for him to get back up/send in a clone/distort reality in a stupid way
21:08:53 Nov 25th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Septim draws funny images on Delran's face while he's down.
22:40:00 Nov 25th 08 - Mr. Delran: Delran get up, after being knocked out for several minutes. "Damn! I hate this! It hurts like hell! Looks in a mirror. "What the.... Who the........Septimmmmmmmmmm..........!!!!" Creates a fireball in his palm and hits Demonsul with it. Looks at Demonsul while he is burning, then puts some water on him. "Don't do that anymore! It hurt more than hell!" Looks at Septim. "One more drawing on my face and I leave an RP! Now give me a Spetim Shot! No! Make that two! On the house!"
22:41:19 Nov 25th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "Two!?" gasps and the tavern goes strangely silent
23:22:44 Nov 25th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arviosu wakes up and crawls out from under the table. "Two? Sissy, get 5!"
23:23:43 Nov 25th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: Septim gives Delran a long hard look. "Two...you must sign a waiver for that m'boy...and speaking of on the house..." Septim turns to the patrons of the tavern. "Why hasn't anybody paid for their drinks yet!?"
23:32:40 Nov 25th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Looks at the large pile of gold that he has been sitting on the bar in front of him "Maybe because you are not charging anyone and collecting the money."
23:33:01 Nov 25th 08 - Mr. Eadgils Skilfingar: Beer?
23:34:45 Nov 25th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "Septim, I will pay for the newcomers drink."
23:40:18 Nov 25th 08 - Mr. Eadgils Skilfingar: *Nods to Lord Cedric "Appreciate it mate!"
23:55:25 Nov 25th 08 - Mr. Delran: "I'll sign that bloody waiver of yours! Why shouldn't I? It can't kill me! Arvious, I have something to say to you SHUT UP! Call me sissy one more time and I'll challenge you to a Septim Shot Duel! If you think you are cool drink 2 like me. Haven't seen you doing this!"
23:56:58 Nov 25th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arvious walks up to the bar. "Give me 100 Septim Shots." [[Order: Probable death.]]
00:03:08 Nov 26th 08 - Mr. Delran: "Arvious, I was a little rude. Sry! I'll give you a tip. Don't drink them all at once! One per hour!"
00:05:34 Nov 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arvious waits for his drinks. "I just want to drink them because I haven't had them ina while. And I have this strange metabolism which stopd them from killing me. It's just milk that kills me now."
00:08:33 Nov 26th 08 - Mr. Delran: "I hate milk! And about metabolism, I think I can drink poison and not die! Not here!"
15:48:46 Nov 26th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Septim pours the drinks, then sighs heavily when Arvious orders one hundred Septim Shots. "You only need three for certain death...c'mon..." mutters Septim as he pours the drinks.
16:21:10 Nov 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: "Ah, thank you very much!" Arvious drinks 5 Septim shots and doesn't die. "Ha! Again!" Arvious drinks 50 Septim shots. "Hash! Aginsh!" Arvious drinks the rest of the Septim shots. "Ah damn, my liver feels bad." Arvious falls over drunk.
19:12:46 Nov 26th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: Septim watches as flesh melts away where Arvious's stomach is. He then sees a black cloud erupt from Arvious's stomach. The cloud then eats away at Arvious until only a skeleton remains. "...never seen anybody drink one hundred before...guess I need to put a warning on the shot glasses..." Septim sighs before pulling out a sharpie.
19:21:19 Nov 26th 08 - Mr. Delran: Delran watches Arvious as he drinks the shots and then as he falls over and is eaten by the cloud. "Told him so!" he says as he is drinking the first of his shots. "Next one will be drank within an hour!"
19:44:11 Nov 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: gets up behind Delran and knocks him out "Hah! This is for setting me on fire earlier!" steals his other Septim Shot and drinks it "What? I'm out of money. It's been too long since I went back to my fortress for more...what do you mean, not charged? The magic machine round the back automatically takes the value of your drinks away from you without you even noticing!" *leaves the tavern to go back to his fortress and get more cash
20:52:46 Nov 26th 08 - Mr. Electric: Shoon randomly throws another chair and table at Delran and sits down
20:54:52 Nov 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: comes back with more money sees Delran under a pile of splintered wreckage "Now, even I think that is insulting..." *decides to 'help' Delran by blowing up all the wreckage with Black Fire. Delran gets severely singed in the blast.
21:35:34 Nov 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arvious IX walks into the tavern and pulls the skeleton of Arvious VIII out to be cloned with whatever DNA is left.
00:48:33 Nov 27th 08 - Mr. Delran: Delran remains unconscious for several minutes while his injuries are healed. he that regains his conscience. "You know you are quite rude Demonsul? I will give you a present!" Demonsul is set on fire and burns to ashes. Then Delran take a pile of ashes adn wets it with a Septim Shot, and after saying a few words, the ashes start to grow and form a human body. "Now to end this let me buy you a Septim Shot! Agreed?" Delran turn to Electric. "And who the hell are you to do that? You should not go looking for trouble be cause you may find it! And you had! Me!" Throws a big fire balls at Electric and watches as he is turned to ashes. Then puts the ashes in a jbeepals it and sends it to another dimension. "Lets see how you get out of there! Septim a shot for me and one for Demonsul!"
00:52:01 Nov 27th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Septim pours Demonsul and Delran a Septim Shot each.
17:55:33 Nov 27th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *drinks "Please don't do that again...I envy those for whom burning alive is a one-time experience."
18:25:09 Nov 27th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arvious backflips into the tavern after being cloned and lands on a bar stool. "Hello, I'll have today's special: Turkey Grease." [[Order: Turkey Grease]]
20:01:28 Nov 27th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: Septim runs to Septim's Exotic Eats and grabs a bottle of turkey grease, he then runs back. "Here you go!" Septim serves Arvious his drink.
20:09:19 Nov 27th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arvious manages to not puke when he drinks it.
20:33:40 Nov 27th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *applauds Arvious "That might be the most interesting thing I've seen all day!"
21:46:34 Nov 27th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: "Thank... you... excuse me, I need a moment." Arvious walks out of the tavern and puking noises could be heard from other planets. "I'm good."
02:36:24 Nov 28th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Stumbles in "A round of drinks for all!"
04:08:39 Nov 28th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: "Hey, that sounds-" Arvious stomach rumbles from eating so much on THanksgiving. "Uh, no thanks."
04:13:49 Nov 28th 08 - Mr. Electric: Electric walks into the tavern again Always sending those random patrons into parrelel dimensions eh?Quite stupid actually.." Delran is suddenly frozen like stone and is thrown out of the tavern
04:15:00 Nov 28th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arviosu watchs as Delran falls onto his puke. "Ehh, I didn't puke there..."
13:00:08 Nov 28th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *slips on puke and falls over "ARVIOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS!"
14:57:53 Nov 28th 08 - Mr. Delran: Goes home, takes a shower , and returns. "Arviiiiioooooooooouuuuuuuuusssssssss!!! Be careful where you puke! Or I will puke on you!" Takes Electric out of the tavern. From out side noises can be heard. NO! OUCH! PUNCH! BOOM! KNOCK! Delran comes back, dusting some imaginary dust from his clothes. "Bloody foul! Froze me! ME! Let him thin about it untill the doctors fix him up! Hey, Is there a doctor in the house? That one outside really needs one! Septim, one shot!"
15:23:59 Nov 28th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arnvious walks over to Arviosu. "Hey, where did Arvious go?"
15:42:38 Nov 28th 08 - Mr. Electric: "Twit!" Shoon's pet dragon attacks delran and hangs him on the sign
18:44:24 Nov 28th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Septim pours everybody a drink, then he slaps a kick me sign onto Electric's back. "This should be fun..."
18:50:26 Nov 28th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arnvious, Arviosu, and Arvious all kick Electric, and Arvious casts a non-godmodding spell over the world.
19:49:05 Nov 28th 08 - Mr. Anubis: After taking his turn at kicking Electric, Anubis strolls up to the bar. "Happy Thanksgiving everyone! A septim shot for all here on me!"
20:32:19 Nov 28th 08 - Mr. Delran: Delran is taken down from the sign by his dragons. He than kicks Electric a few times before feeding him to one of his dragons. "They never learn! I have an army of dragons under my command! Jeez! Bloody fouls!" Drinks his shot while watching Silverwing eating Electric.
20:54:00 Nov 28th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Septim pours everybody a Septim Shot before kicking Electric.
21:20:16 Nov 28th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "Wow a free shot!" drinks the shot before kicking Electric repeatedly. "I propose a competition. Who can get the most kicks in before he notices he has a sign on his back?" begins to rapidly kick Electric. "twelve, thirteen, fourteen..."
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