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Ye Olde Taverne | ||||
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"Sorry guys, Electric has been eaten by my dragons!" | ||||
"No he hasn't...look, only his head has gone in," | ||||
"Come on, I have a dragon the size of a mansion! Electric was the size of one of | ||||
Arvious walks into the tavern in a tuxedo and walks up to Septim. "Hello, one cosmopolitan. 1 part sambuca, 1 part ginger ale, 2 parts triple sec, and throw in strips of lemon and lime zest." | ||||
*looks out the window | ||||
*Walks behind the bar* | ||||
*Shoon disappears and reappears with a machette and starts hacking holes in the roof* "I also have a magic shield which cannot be removed by anyone but me!" | ||||
"I am glad that no one can come behind the bar...only people Septim allow can do that. That means...I am invincible!" ;) | ||||
*throws a bar stool at Cedric. It smacks him in the face, sending him sprawling | ||||
"Son of a...I didn't turn on the protective spell, no wonder." | ||||
*Shoon screams through a hole in the roof that he made* "BUTTONS ARE MODERN!ROPES AND SPELLS ARE NOT!" | ||||
"Did I say button? I think not...I didn't say anything really." | ||||
*Arvious picks up the drink by the rim and takes a gulp of it.* "Thank you, sire." | ||||
*sigh* "A Cedric Shot please...What's wrong with wanting to try something new? Just make something and patent it!" | ||||
"hmm...I would have to call it a Deallus Draft or something. The name will come eventually." | ||||
Revenge walks in and passes to the bar " Sup Charley " Revenge proceeds to walk behind the bar, only to stagger over to the Gin before heading out back | ||||
*Watches Revenge's hand explode suddenly* *Heals the hand with a small spell and gives him some gin.* | ||||
*drinks the golden drink | ||||
"Hmm...didn't think it was that strong..." | ||||
Anubis walks in again. "A pint of rattle poison for me Cedric! Consentrated if you have it." | ||||
*Looks at Anubis oddly* | ||||
*Arvious drinks the rest of the cosmopolitan and orders another one.* "Two parts vodka, one part triple sec, one part cognac, and a dash of passion fruit juice." | ||||
"Yeah yeah..." | ||||
*Arvious drinks the entire cosmopolitan and slides the cup back.* | ||||
*Refills the drink and slides it back to Arvious* | ||||
*Drinks the stuff then looks at Cedric | ||||
*Silently takes out a black bottle, and he pours some liquid into the glass in front of Anubis.* | ||||
*Arvious drinks it again and slides it back.* | ||||
*Fills the order again and slides it back, yawning* | ||||
*Arvious drinks it again and then throws the cup over, landing next to Charley without breaking.* | ||||
*Mutters a few words and his gloves fly off and fill the order automatically* | ||||
*Arvious backflips around the room balancing the drink on his body and lands back onto the bar stool, the glass falling into the gloves empty.* | ||||
*The gloves refill the order while Cedric begins draining shots of rum* | ||||
*Arvious throws the glass up into the air and discos until it comes back and throws it at Cedric.* "Argh, it's gonna be sometime when I get used to calling you Cedric." | ||||
"It's ok...I probably will have a replacement within a week...so just call me CD or something" *The glass is refilled* | ||||
~~The passing forth of drinks continues until...~~ *Arvious falls over drunk.* | ||||
*Drags Arvious away from the bar and lays him in the dusty corner* | ||||
Wondering what Cedric poured him this time, Anubis drinks it. | ||||
"I bumped up the strength quite a bit in case you were wondering..." | ||||
"Hmmm. Much better. Hit me another one!" | ||||
*refills the drink and slides it to Anubis* | ||||
*wakes up | ||||
"Family secret...specialty brew of Tasidian..." | ||||
*Shoon yells again* "I got rid of that roof!Now you won't be so hot!" *It happens to be winter-time* | ||||
*Septim walks through the door with a piece of human fecal matter. He then throws it at Cedric. "You inactive prostitute!" *Septim then leaves. | ||||
*Cedric ducks the dangerous object and watches Septim leave with wide eyes. He then gets himself a bottle of his family brew, drinking it down.* | ||||
*Shoon cuts down a support beam and it slams into septim as he tries to leave* | ||||
*Anubis empties the glass again, then turning faces Cedric* "If you need to go, I can handle the bar for you" | ||||
*Septim runs in again. "Sorry, I'm barkeep and I need to select a new barkeep, but so far I have no likely candidates. So...it is with great pleasure that I introduce RoboSeptim!" yells Septim. *RoboSeptim enters the room. "I...am RoboSeptim...may I take your order," says RoboSeptim with a robotic voice. [[OOC: Whenever you want a drink while I'm gone, RoboSeptim gets it for you...]] | ||||
"A ROBOT!!!?" *Blasts the offensive mechanism out of the door with his demi-god powers. | ||||
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