Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne
22:45:40 Dec 1st 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: "Fine, I guess my old friend Grubbs'll take care of you..." *A large harry man walks in and begins speaking in a scary voice. "I be William Henry Grubbington III, but you can call me Grubbs..."
23:55:48 Dec 1st 08 - Mr. Electric: Shoon cuts down another support beam and it smashes into Grubbington
00:08:07 Dec 2nd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Stands up and shoots Shoon in the neck with a tranquilizer arrow. Drags Grubbs into the corner until he wakes up and stands behind the bar "How many support beams do we have in here?" O.o
00:11:10 Dec 2nd 08 - Mr. Electric: Watches the arrow bounce away from him at 3 feet "I already said I have a shield and anti-spell potion that cannot be destroyed!"
00:13:23 Dec 2nd 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Grubbs walks up and begins urinating on Electric. "My urine disolves anything, including your shield and defenses..." says Grubbs.
00:48:14 Dec 2nd 08 - Mr. Anubis: Anubis dodges the dart which had bounced off, then took advantage of the hole in the shield that Grubb's urine had put there to blast shoon out the door like he had done with the robot
01:17:50 Dec 2nd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Walks to the door of the tavern and looks at Shoon in a crumpled mess on the ground outside "I am more experienced in the arts than you are Shoon. You cannot suddenly claim to be superior to everyone if you barely have been in existance. Those who have been around here longer are the most powerful. Likewise, Septim is more stronger than I." Closes the door of the tavern and leans against the bar "Septim...I need to think of a name for my drink..."
18:14:43 Dec 2nd 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "Septim's not here right now, please leave a message after the beep" *Demonsul falls over laughing, evidently still drunk from Cedric's drink
19:20:57 Dec 2nd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "I really didn't think there was that much in my drink..." Pokes Demonsul with his toe before leaning against the bar again
19:39:15 Dec 2nd 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Septim comes in. "Hello...how about the Deallus Draught!?"
19:46:09 Dec 2nd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "I thought of that earlier...but it is a Tasidian specialty, not just from the family."
19:56:47 Dec 2nd 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: "Well, can't think of much that goes with Tasidian..."
20:04:07 Dec 2nd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "Yeah I know...tough isn't it? Unless we called it a Tasidian Draught or ale or something..."
20:12:08 Dec 2nd 08 - Mr. Demonsul: gets up, still wobbling "Gods, this stuff is bad...but hey, at least its all laughs...hey? Hey? Heheheahahaha!" falls over again. It becomes apparent that this drink (whatever its called) has a very bad effect on Demonsul for reasons unknown.
20:14:16 Dec 2nd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "Hmm...maybe because Demonsul uses dark weapons and powers...that the relative goodness of Tasidian is going to make him permanantly drunk?"
20:24:43 Dec 2nd 08 - Mr. Demonsul: recovers for a moment "I'm afraid not, darkness and evil are not necessarily the same. Don't make me explain it, just leave it at reasons unknown. Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'd better go throw up." runs out of the tavern
20:37:15 Dec 2nd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Watched Demonsul run out "Hmm...I swear he seemed almost sober there...but I guess he did explain somethings to me..."
20:47:55 Dec 2nd 08 - Mr. Punny Monsta: Penguin comes in "Hooya pussys give me some voooodka"
20:51:55 Dec 2nd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Pours Penguin a vodka "Greetings mister. The first drink is complimentary. Enjoy"
21:16:50 Dec 2nd 08 - Mr. Demonsul: comes in, staggering and wiping his mouth begins to give a drunken lecture on why his body reacts to Cedric's drink in strange ways *suddenly falls over unconscious again without warning
21:21:47 Dec 2nd 08 - Mr. Anubis: "Hey Septim! There's a new guy here waiting for your palm!"
21:24:49 Dec 2nd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "I think someone needs to toss him out back until he sobers up...anyone? Oh fine I will do it." Throws Demonsul over his shoulder and tosses him out a window "And Penguin isn't new...he is Penguin, God of flightless birds!"
21:34:03 Dec 2nd 08 - Mr. Electric: Shoons shield suddenly grows much longer pinning everyone against the floor
21:35:49 Dec 2nd 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Grubbs urinates on Electric some more...
21:53:57 Dec 2nd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Stands up and throws the shield away along with Electric
22:23:54 Dec 2nd 08 - Mr. Electric: "Septim..this is beepic..you said Grubbs only exists if you aren't here..an you ARE.."
22:24:46 Dec 2nd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "I thought that was the Septimbot...?"
22:29:29 Dec 2nd 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: "SOMEBODY and I won't point out names or anything..." glares at the person responsible "...destroyed RoboSeptim. So Grubbs'll be the sub if you leave...he's still here though..." *Grubbs continues to pee on Electric.
00:00:22 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arvious wakes up from the dusty corner and slaps Demonsul's sleeping face. "Update Empires!"
02:11:41 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Delran: Walks over to Grubbs, while holding a cup in his left hand, and with the right one making some signs over it. "Let me give you a hand. Here drink this! Will help you sustain urinating for weeks. If that foul tries anything, you will have plenty of ammo." Throws a few iceballs at Shoon (Electric). He is now frozen and full of piss. (as the inside of his skull). After this, Delran head back to the bar. "One Shot, please!"
03:52:02 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Anubis: Makes an innocent face when Septim glares at him
04:03:02 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: "What the heck is with your posts?"
05:26:20 Dec 3rd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "He went Michael Jackson...I believe that is the phrase I was looking for...correct?"
05:37:16 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Anubis: just highlight his post and you can read it.
09:07:36 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Delran: "Sorry for the Michael Jackson, guys. I wrote from a battered laptop........"
18:17:20 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Demonsul: wakes up, clutching his head "Auuurgh...Cedric, never serve me that again..." realizes he was thrown out of a window, so staggers back into the tavern, still holding his head "I said, never serve me that again, Cedric...Uuurrgghh...."
19:02:47 Dec 3rd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "Alright...want a Septim shot to clear your head?"
20:05:36 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "Yes, that would probably work..." *sits down at the bar, waiting for a Septim Shot [Order: Septim Shot]
20:32:00 Dec 3rd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Pours the drink and slides it to Demonsul "Cheers"
20:34:20 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Demonsul: drinks "Ahh, much better...the headaches more fuzzy now." looks round "Hey, who's that? He must have got here while I was out..." *is pointing (slightly unsteadily) at Grubbs
20:40:29 Dec 3rd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "Him? He has been around here for awhile...I cannot remember when he first appeared...Grubbs usually repairs everything we break, but was gonna be the backup bartender since I said I may take a few days off...which may not happen."
20:53:15 Dec 3rd 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: Septim throws Cedric to the ground and body slams him. He then beats him to near death with a shovel before leaving his face in a bucket of Grubbs's urine. "Cedric...I'm back...SO NO MORE POURING DRINKS! Thanks..." Septim smiles happily and begins washing glasses.
20:55:01 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Punny Monsta: drinks the free vodka "mhm what to do now, ah i know" kicks charley in the nuts and runs like crazy
20:57:52 Dec 3rd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Cedric dies from his wounds. Several minutes later three Cedric clones come in and carry off the body. One stays behind and sips at a drink "Clones are expensive....bastards" >_>
21:00:15 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Punny Monsta: penguin come ins again "wow some clones, what should i do with them?, oh yeah" "Hey im Penguin and its shovel beating" takes a shovel and pwns all clones in ze nuts
22:34:35 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Anubis: Anubis sets up a booth outside the door and begins selling a magical new frozen milk called 'Ice cream'
22:46:21 Dec 3rd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "Curse you Lithuanian penguins!!!" Falls to the ground in pain
22:56:50 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Delran: Draws his sword and slays the penguins. Than helps Cedric get up. "Bloody birds! Let me give you a hand Cedric! Septim, a shot for me and one for Cedric!"
23:02:51 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Blocker: sneaks into the tavern and attempts to steal some wine
23:14:30 Dec 3rd 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: Septim watches as enchantments cause Blocker to catch on fire. "The fire'll never go out ya know..." Septim pours Cedric and Delran a Septim Shot each.
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Ye Olde Taverne
22:45:40 Dec 1st 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: "Fine, I guess my old friend Grubbs'll take care of you..." *A large harry man walks in and begins speaking in a scary voice. "I be William Henry Grubbington III, but you can call me Grubbs..."
23:55:48 Dec 1st 08 - Mr. Electric: Shoon cuts down another support beam and it smashes into Grubbington
00:08:07 Dec 2nd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Stands up and shoots Shoon in the neck with a tranquilizer arrow. Drags Grubbs into the corner until he wakes up and stands behind the bar "How many support beams do we have in here?" O.o
00:11:10 Dec 2nd 08 - Mr. Electric: Watches the arrow bounce away from him at 3 feet "I already said I have a shield and anti-spell potion that cannot be destroyed!"
00:13:23 Dec 2nd 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Grubbs walks up and begins urinating on Electric. "My urine disolves anything, including your shield and defenses..." says Grubbs.
00:48:14 Dec 2nd 08 - Mr. Anubis: Anubis dodges the dart which had bounced off, then took advantage of the hole in the shield that Grubb's urine had put there to blast shoon out the door like he had done with the robot
01:17:50 Dec 2nd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Walks to the door of the tavern and looks at Shoon in a crumpled mess on the ground outside "I am more experienced in the arts than you are Shoon. You cannot suddenly claim to be superior to everyone if you barely have been in existance. Those who have been around here longer are the most powerful. Likewise, Septim is more stronger than I." Closes the door of the tavern and leans against the bar "Septim...I need to think of a name for my drink..."
18:14:43 Dec 2nd 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "Septim's not here right now, please leave a message after the beep" *Demonsul falls over laughing, evidently still drunk from Cedric's drink
19:20:57 Dec 2nd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "I really didn't think there was that much in my drink..." Pokes Demonsul with his toe before leaning against the bar again
19:39:15 Dec 2nd 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Septim comes in. "Hello...how about the Deallus Draught!?"
19:46:09 Dec 2nd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "I thought of that earlier...but it is a Tasidian specialty, not just from the family."
19:56:47 Dec 2nd 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: "Well, can't think of much that goes with Tasidian..."
20:04:07 Dec 2nd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "Yeah I know...tough isn't it? Unless we called it a Tasidian Draught or ale or something..."
20:12:08 Dec 2nd 08 - Mr. Demonsul: gets up, still wobbling "Gods, this stuff is bad...but hey, at least its all laughs...hey? Hey? Heheheahahaha!" falls over again. It becomes apparent that this drink (whatever its called) has a very bad effect on Demonsul for reasons unknown.
20:14:16 Dec 2nd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "Hmm...maybe because Demonsul uses dark weapons and powers...that the relative goodness of Tasidian is going to make him permanantly drunk?"
20:24:43 Dec 2nd 08 - Mr. Demonsul: recovers for a moment "I'm afraid not, darkness and evil are not necessarily the same. Don't make me explain it, just leave it at reasons unknown. Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'd better go throw up." runs out of the tavern
20:37:15 Dec 2nd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Watched Demonsul run out "Hmm...I swear he seemed almost sober there...but I guess he did explain somethings to me..."
20:47:55 Dec 2nd 08 - Mr. Punny Monsta: Penguin comes in "Hooya pussys give me some voooodka"
20:51:55 Dec 2nd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Pours Penguin a vodka "Greetings mister. The first drink is complimentary. Enjoy"
21:16:50 Dec 2nd 08 - Mr. Demonsul: comes in, staggering and wiping his mouth begins to give a drunken lecture on why his body reacts to Cedric's drink in strange ways *suddenly falls over unconscious again without warning
21:21:47 Dec 2nd 08 - Mr. Anubis: "Hey Septim! There's a new guy here waiting for your palm!"
21:24:49 Dec 2nd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "I think someone needs to toss him out back until he sobers up...anyone? Oh fine I will do it." Throws Demonsul over his shoulder and tosses him out a window "And Penguin isn't new...he is Penguin, God of flightless birds!"
21:34:03 Dec 2nd 08 - Mr. Electric: Shoons shield suddenly grows much longer pinning everyone against the floor
21:35:49 Dec 2nd 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Grubbs urinates on Electric some more...
21:53:57 Dec 2nd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Stands up and throws the shield away along with Electric
22:23:54 Dec 2nd 08 - Mr. Electric: "Septim..this is beepic..you said Grubbs only exists if you aren't here..an you ARE.."
22:24:46 Dec 2nd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "I thought that was the Septimbot...?"
22:29:29 Dec 2nd 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: "SOMEBODY and I won't point out names or anything..." glares at the person responsible "...destroyed RoboSeptim. So Grubbs'll be the sub if you leave...he's still here though..." *Grubbs continues to pee on Electric.
00:00:22 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arvious wakes up from the dusty corner and slaps Demonsul's sleeping face. "Update Empires!"
02:11:41 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Delran: Walks over to Grubbs, while holding a cup in his left hand, and with the right one making some signs over it. "Let me give you a hand. Here drink this! Will help you sustain urinating for weeks. If that foul tries anything, you will have plenty of ammo." Throws a few iceballs at Shoon (Electric). He is now frozen and full of piss. (as the inside of his skull). After this, Delran head back to the bar. "One Shot, please!"
03:52:02 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Anubis: Makes an innocent face when Septim glares at him
04:03:02 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: "What the heck is with your posts?"
05:26:20 Dec 3rd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "He went Michael Jackson...I believe that is the phrase I was looking for...correct?"
05:37:16 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Anubis: just highlight his post and you can read it.
09:07:36 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Delran: "Sorry for the Michael Jackson, guys. I wrote from a battered laptop........"
18:17:20 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Demonsul: wakes up, clutching his head "Auuurgh...Cedric, never serve me that again..." realizes he was thrown out of a window, so staggers back into the tavern, still holding his head "I said, never serve me that again, Cedric...Uuurrgghh...."
19:02:47 Dec 3rd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "Alright...want a Septim shot to clear your head?"
20:05:36 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "Yes, that would probably work..." *sits down at the bar, waiting for a Septim Shot [Order: Septim Shot]
20:32:00 Dec 3rd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Pours the drink and slides it to Demonsul "Cheers"
20:34:20 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Demonsul: drinks "Ahh, much better...the headaches more fuzzy now." looks round "Hey, who's that? He must have got here while I was out..." *is pointing (slightly unsteadily) at Grubbs
20:40:29 Dec 3rd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "Him? He has been around here for awhile...I cannot remember when he first appeared...Grubbs usually repairs everything we break, but was gonna be the backup bartender since I said I may take a few days off...which may not happen."
20:53:15 Dec 3rd 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: Septim throws Cedric to the ground and body slams him. He then beats him to near death with a shovel before leaving his face in a bucket of Grubbs's urine. "Cedric...I'm back...SO NO MORE POURING DRINKS! Thanks..." Septim smiles happily and begins washing glasses.
20:55:01 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Punny Monsta: drinks the free vodka "mhm what to do now, ah i know" kicks charley in the nuts and runs like crazy
20:57:52 Dec 3rd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Cedric dies from his wounds. Several minutes later three Cedric clones come in and carry off the body. One stays behind and sips at a drink "Clones are expensive....bastards" >_>
21:00:15 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Punny Monsta: penguin come ins again "wow some clones, what should i do with them?, oh yeah" "Hey im Penguin and its shovel beating" takes a shovel and pwns all clones in ze nuts
22:34:35 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Anubis: Anubis sets up a booth outside the door and begins selling a magical new frozen milk called 'Ice cream'
22:46:21 Dec 3rd 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "Curse you Lithuanian penguins!!!" Falls to the ground in pain
22:56:50 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Delran: Draws his sword and slays the penguins. Than helps Cedric get up. "Bloody birds! Let me give you a hand Cedric! Septim, a shot for me and one for Cedric!"
23:02:51 Dec 3rd 08 - Mr. Blocker: sneaks into the tavern and attempts to steal some wine
23:14:30 Dec 3rd 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: Septim watches as enchantments cause Blocker to catch on fire. "The fire'll never go out ya know..." Septim pours Cedric and Delran a Septim Shot each.
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