Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne
19:38:19 Dec 6th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: A trained bear Septim-101 would love that...for his restaraunt... Septim jumps from behind the bar and tackles the bear to the ground, he then slaps it to death with a large trout before cutting up the body. Out of nowhere, five clones rush in, they take the pieces in a shopping cart and go off. "Hmmm...pet bear, going to have to try that next time I stop in," says Septim.
19:43:14 Dec 6th 08 - Mr. Anubis: Anubis relfexively disentigrated all the arrows that were coming at him, while at the same time walking in a half circle, so bow master would be caught in his and Demonsul's crossfire
19:47:59 Dec 6th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arvious walks outside, and walks back inside with five lemurs and flamingos. "There was a yard sale out there..."
20:03:54 Dec 6th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *begins methodically cutting up Bow Master "I don't have time for this...I want to duel Anubis to get my money back!"
20:58:11 Dec 6th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Explodes from the ground near Shoon, lifting him off the ground his hand. Snaps Shoon's neck like a twig and tosses his body aside. Then he shoves his sword through every Shoon that appears from this point onward. He curses Shoon so that everything he does automatically attacks him instead. He also curses Shoon so that any attempt to undo the spell causes him to burst into flames that cannot hurt anyone else or the tavern. "I have just about had it with this little bastard..."
21:06:30 Dec 6th 08 - Mr. Anubis: Anubis blocks all attacks and attempts to defend/clone/disappear into an alternate reality/anything else like that that bow master might try while Demonsul slices him to bits.
21:21:19 Dec 6th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arvious jumps between Anubis and Demonsul in a disco outfit. "Wooo!" Arvious breakdances.
21:44:29 Dec 6th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *pushes Arvious out of the way and continues to hack at Bow Master
22:54:35 Dec 6th 08 - Mr. Electric: Shoon watches as a 3-foot wide volcano spews lava through the floor incinerating Bow Master
12:31:29 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *begins to hack at Bow Master's ashes
16:07:30 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Bow Master: Bow Master hiding behind a barrel watches demonsul hacking at his clones ashes then jumps out of the window and runs to a mountain. 5 hours later....... bow master returns to the taverne riding on a wind Dragon which grabs the roof of the taverne and grabs shoon,demonsul and anubis "killing someone when there already dead is a terribly unpolite thing to do"
16:17:16 Dec 7th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: A trained wind dragon, Septim-101 would love that...for his restaraunt... Septim jumps from behind the bar and tackles the wind dragon to the ground, he then slaps it to death with a large trout before cutting up the body. Out of nowhere, five clones rush in, they take the pieces in a few shopping carts and go off. "Hmmm...wind dragon, going to have to try that next time I stop in," says Septim.
16:25:05 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Bow Master: jumps off the wind dragon with everyone else still in its hand "i think the people who order wind dragon hand are going to get more than they paid for"
18:37:02 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: pulls himself free of the wind dragon's claw while it is being carted away by Septim-1674 pushes Bow Master over points at the fallen Bow Master "Ha ha!" waits, then looks around stabs Bow Master a couple of times "Ha ha!" waits some more "Hmm, I just know he's going to do something drastic..." *puts a table on top of Bow Master, and pulls a chair up next to it "Care to join me Anubis? Oh, and Septim, get me a Septim Shot." [Order: Septim Shot]
19:56:36 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Electric: Shoon pries open bow master's mouth and jams a stick into it where he can barely swallow then dumps some pen ink in his nose "Now you guys can force feed him a septim shot!Or drink the entire thing and let him go free without knocking him unconscious!"
19:57:14 Dec 7th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Cedric stands at the bar, waiting who the unfortunate person who will be the target of his wrath. "Septim...an ale..."
19:58:23 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Electric: [[You just couldn't wait more than that 38 seconds to post after me eh?]]
19:58:57 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: looks at Shoon "Why a Septim Shot? Why not a Drunk's Demise?" exceedingly evil grin
20:10:59 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Electric: "Septim!Mix up a Septim Shot and a Drunk's demise!"
20:12:48 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Bow Master: looks at his clone "its a good thing i got so many clones" "shoon,demonsul said your fat,septim, shoon said your sp@ming skills are sub par and everyone,electric thiks you all deserve super AIDS."
20:26:05 Dec 7th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Shoots an enchanted arrow into Bow Master's throat that destroys his clones in the tavern "Too many people with clones..."
21:29:29 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: browses through memories of various machinimas for a good insult points at Bow Master "You has...SUP1R CANSER!"
22:33:57 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Bow Master: points at demonsul and cedric "i r guy who gon teach u less0n"
22:39:42 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Anubis: Having hid himself in the shadow, Anubis saw all the clones disappear, then leaped out and cracked Bow Master over the head. Throwing him on the floor and putting another table on him, Anubis told Demonsul "Don't mind if I do"
22:40:54 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Anubis: Puts a barrier around Bow Master to prevent his escaping/cloning/etc.
23:01:09 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Bow Master: uses dispel on the barrier and jumps out of the tavern. " so long suckers!!!!!!" camps on a nearby mountain with a view of the tavern.
00:02:32 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arvious V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, and XI jump into the room and all start to dance.
00:54:16 Dec 8th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Is tempted to blow up the mountain but decides that it would be a waste. Sends a message to Bow Master "If you ever speak like that again 'i r guy who gon teach u less0n' I swear to God I will make sure you never do anything again. That crap language is not permitted here."
01:33:36 Dec 8th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: "Yeah, can't you see the sign?" says Septim. *Septim points to a sign that says "No 'crap language' allowed." "See?"
02:29:51 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: All of the Arvious's sit at the bar, and all say in unison their order. [[Order: Vodka for everyone.]]
02:44:37 Dec 8th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Septim pours quite a few glasses of vodka, but none for himself. "Can't drink behind the bar..."
02:47:30 Dec 8th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Throws Septim out from behind the bar and hops behind it "Quickly order a drink and I shall get you it. Then you can get back behind the bar like nothing happened"
03:05:02 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Electric: Shoon watches as bowmaster suddenly flies in a firey madness into the tavern through the roof and into the floor leaving only his head above the floor "DRINK A DRUNK'S DEMISE!" Shoon jams the bottle down his throat
03:10:02 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: All of the Arvious's drink the vodka, and then they all throw the empty glasses at Shoon.
03:15:38 Dec 8th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "Wait for him to kill Bow Master first!"
06:51:19 Dec 8th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: Septim smiles. "Now that I'm not behind the bar...I can take care of your little Shoon problem..." Septim points his arm at Shoon and encases him entirely in acidic sp@m. The sp@m melts away at Shoon's flesh until only a skeleton remains. "Now...sing that bone song..." Septim turns to Cedric. "I'll take a Drunk's Demise..." Septim signs the waiver and hands it to Cedric. Septim then turns to Bow Master and does the same thing to him that he did to Shoon.
06:59:54 Dec 8th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Pours Septim a Drunk's Demise and takes the waiver "Enjoy..."
07:04:03 Dec 8th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: Septim drinks the Drunk's Demise. "Eh...not so bad...donowhatchertakbot..." Septim falls off his stool and gets up. "Thatsomwekst...st...stuff..." said Septim as he wobbled around, "Idontknowhyourshoworked...up..." Septim wobbles outside, and after urinating, he walks back in. "Good God...I am so glad that alcohol goes through clones in about thirty seconds, I am also glad that it can't kill us" said Septim, "And boy to I have a hangover..." Septim drinks his famout (sort of) hangover cure and jumps behind the bar. He then tosses Cedric out from behind the bar. "That was fun...havn't had a drink since...page fifty was it? I don't know...Cedric will probably check..." *In about five months, Septim would check his liver to find a hole burnt through it, he would then exclaim "So it DOES mess us up! I wonder how I didn't notice a hole in my liver before...".
07:06:55 Dec 8th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Manages to land on his feet, but the floor gives way and he falls into a cavern. Climbs out while fending off man-eating bats and closes the hole "Nah, I am too tired to do that anymore. I prefer to let you do it yourself now." [[OOC: IRC ftw]]
07:45:57 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Anubis: Glad that bow master left, and wondering why Shoon godmodded to bring him back, Anubis turned to Demonsul "Ahhh, forget the duel. I like you too much." Hands the money back (which was actually quite a bit) "Here ya go. Join me for a drink?" [Order: two Septim Shots]
07:45:58 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Anubis: Glad that bow master left, and wondering why Shoon godmodded to bring him back, Anubis turned to Demonsul "Ahhh, forget the duel. I like you too much." Hands the money back (which was actually quite a bit) "Here ya go. Join me for a drink?" [Order: two Septim Shots]
15:21:08 Dec 8th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Septim pours Anubis and Demonsul a Septim Shot each.
17:04:19 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: [just so you know, the "i r guy who gon teach u less0n" is actually a quote from the same series I got the super cancer idea from.] drinks Septim Shot "Thanks Anubis...hey, I have an idea." throws a special type of black fire at the floor in the corner. The floor catches alight and stays that way, but the fire does not spread. "Septim, put a bottle of expensive drink in the middle of that fire. I want to see who is dumb enough to try and get it."
17:25:52 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Anubis: Laughing at Demonsul's cleverness, Anubis begins taking wagers; most of which say shoon will be the first to try
18:45:48 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Bow Master: sits on a chair in the tavern.
19:48:08 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Anubis: Running up to Cedric, claps him on the back. "I love your French flag picture! That is soooo true!"
19:54:44 Dec 8th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "Who....are the French? A kingdom? Tell me where on the continent of Aedon it is at."
19:54:51 Dec 8th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: Septim grabs a bottle of "Super-Dooper" Ale in a fireproof bottle. He then uses telekinisis to put it in the middle of the fire. "There you go..." Septim then remembers the ring of fire...and Shezmu...and Scientist... "Oh..." Shudders
20:21:31 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *waits for someone to try and take the liquor in the corner
20:43:14 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Bow Master: watches the liquor in the corner with interest
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Ye Olde Taverne
19:38:19 Dec 6th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: A trained bear Septim-101 would love that...for his restaraunt... Septim jumps from behind the bar and tackles the bear to the ground, he then slaps it to death with a large trout before cutting up the body. Out of nowhere, five clones rush in, they take the pieces in a shopping cart and go off. "Hmmm...pet bear, going to have to try that next time I stop in," says Septim.
19:43:14 Dec 6th 08 - Mr. Anubis: Anubis relfexively disentigrated all the arrows that were coming at him, while at the same time walking in a half circle, so bow master would be caught in his and Demonsul's crossfire
19:47:59 Dec 6th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arvious walks outside, and walks back inside with five lemurs and flamingos. "There was a yard sale out there..."
20:03:54 Dec 6th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *begins methodically cutting up Bow Master "I don't have time for this...I want to duel Anubis to get my money back!"
20:58:11 Dec 6th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Explodes from the ground near Shoon, lifting him off the ground his hand. Snaps Shoon's neck like a twig and tosses his body aside. Then he shoves his sword through every Shoon that appears from this point onward. He curses Shoon so that everything he does automatically attacks him instead. He also curses Shoon so that any attempt to undo the spell causes him to burst into flames that cannot hurt anyone else or the tavern. "I have just about had it with this little bastard..."
21:06:30 Dec 6th 08 - Mr. Anubis: Anubis blocks all attacks and attempts to defend/clone/disappear into an alternate reality/anything else like that that bow master might try while Demonsul slices him to bits.
21:21:19 Dec 6th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arvious jumps between Anubis and Demonsul in a disco outfit. "Wooo!" Arvious breakdances.
21:44:29 Dec 6th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *pushes Arvious out of the way and continues to hack at Bow Master
22:54:35 Dec 6th 08 - Mr. Electric: Shoon watches as a 3-foot wide volcano spews lava through the floor incinerating Bow Master
12:31:29 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *begins to hack at Bow Master's ashes
16:07:30 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Bow Master: Bow Master hiding behind a barrel watches demonsul hacking at his clones ashes then jumps out of the window and runs to a mountain. 5 hours later....... bow master returns to the taverne riding on a wind Dragon which grabs the roof of the taverne and grabs shoon,demonsul and anubis "killing someone when there already dead is a terribly unpolite thing to do"
16:17:16 Dec 7th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: A trained wind dragon, Septim-101 would love that...for his restaraunt... Septim jumps from behind the bar and tackles the wind dragon to the ground, he then slaps it to death with a large trout before cutting up the body. Out of nowhere, five clones rush in, they take the pieces in a few shopping carts and go off. "Hmmm...wind dragon, going to have to try that next time I stop in," says Septim.
16:25:05 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Bow Master: jumps off the wind dragon with everyone else still in its hand "i think the people who order wind dragon hand are going to get more than they paid for"
18:37:02 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: pulls himself free of the wind dragon's claw while it is being carted away by Septim-1674 pushes Bow Master over points at the fallen Bow Master "Ha ha!" waits, then looks around stabs Bow Master a couple of times "Ha ha!" waits some more "Hmm, I just know he's going to do something drastic..." *puts a table on top of Bow Master, and pulls a chair up next to it "Care to join me Anubis? Oh, and Septim, get me a Septim Shot." [Order: Septim Shot]
19:56:36 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Electric: Shoon pries open bow master's mouth and jams a stick into it where he can barely swallow then dumps some pen ink in his nose "Now you guys can force feed him a septim shot!Or drink the entire thing and let him go free without knocking him unconscious!"
19:57:14 Dec 7th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Cedric stands at the bar, waiting who the unfortunate person who will be the target of his wrath. "Septim...an ale..."
19:58:23 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Electric: [[You just couldn't wait more than that 38 seconds to post after me eh?]]
19:58:57 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: looks at Shoon "Why a Septim Shot? Why not a Drunk's Demise?" exceedingly evil grin
20:10:59 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Electric: "Septim!Mix up a Septim Shot and a Drunk's demise!"
20:12:48 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Bow Master: looks at his clone "its a good thing i got so many clones" "shoon,demonsul said your fat,septim, shoon said your sp@ming skills are sub par and everyone,electric thiks you all deserve super AIDS."
20:26:05 Dec 7th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Shoots an enchanted arrow into Bow Master's throat that destroys his clones in the tavern "Too many people with clones..."
21:29:29 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: browses through memories of various machinimas for a good insult points at Bow Master "You has...SUP1R CANSER!"
22:33:57 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Bow Master: points at demonsul and cedric "i r guy who gon teach u less0n"
22:39:42 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Anubis: Having hid himself in the shadow, Anubis saw all the clones disappear, then leaped out and cracked Bow Master over the head. Throwing him on the floor and putting another table on him, Anubis told Demonsul "Don't mind if I do"
22:40:54 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Anubis: Puts a barrier around Bow Master to prevent his escaping/cloning/etc.
23:01:09 Dec 7th 08 - Mr. Bow Master: uses dispel on the barrier and jumps out of the tavern. " so long suckers!!!!!!" camps on a nearby mountain with a view of the tavern.
00:02:32 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: Arvious V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, and XI jump into the room and all start to dance.
00:54:16 Dec 8th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Is tempted to blow up the mountain but decides that it would be a waste. Sends a message to Bow Master "If you ever speak like that again 'i r guy who gon teach u less0n' I swear to God I will make sure you never do anything again. That crap language is not permitted here."
01:33:36 Dec 8th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: "Yeah, can't you see the sign?" says Septim. *Septim points to a sign that says "No 'crap language' allowed." "See?"
02:29:51 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: All of the Arvious's sit at the bar, and all say in unison their order. [[Order: Vodka for everyone.]]
02:44:37 Dec 8th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Septim pours quite a few glasses of vodka, but none for himself. "Can't drink behind the bar..."
02:47:30 Dec 8th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Throws Septim out from behind the bar and hops behind it "Quickly order a drink and I shall get you it. Then you can get back behind the bar like nothing happened"
03:05:02 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Electric: Shoon watches as bowmaster suddenly flies in a firey madness into the tavern through the roof and into the floor leaving only his head above the floor "DRINK A DRUNK'S DEMISE!" Shoon jams the bottle down his throat
03:10:02 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII: All of the Arvious's drink the vodka, and then they all throw the empty glasses at Shoon.
03:15:38 Dec 8th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "Wait for him to kill Bow Master first!"
06:51:19 Dec 8th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: Septim smiles. "Now that I'm not behind the bar...I can take care of your little Shoon problem..." Septim points his arm at Shoon and encases him entirely in acidic sp@m. The sp@m melts away at Shoon's flesh until only a skeleton remains. "Now...sing that bone song..." Septim turns to Cedric. "I'll take a Drunk's Demise..." Septim signs the waiver and hands it to Cedric. Septim then turns to Bow Master and does the same thing to him that he did to Shoon.
06:59:54 Dec 8th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Pours Septim a Drunk's Demise and takes the waiver "Enjoy..."
07:04:03 Dec 8th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: Septim drinks the Drunk's Demise. "Eh...not so bad...donowhatchertakbot..." Septim falls off his stool and gets up. "Thatsomwekst...st...stuff..." said Septim as he wobbled around, "Idontknowhyourshoworked...up..." Septim wobbles outside, and after urinating, he walks back in. "Good God...I am so glad that alcohol goes through clones in about thirty seconds, I am also glad that it can't kill us" said Septim, "And boy to I have a hangover..." Septim drinks his famout (sort of) hangover cure and jumps behind the bar. He then tosses Cedric out from behind the bar. "That was fun...havn't had a drink since...page fifty was it? I don't know...Cedric will probably check..." *In about five months, Septim would check his liver to find a hole burnt through it, he would then exclaim "So it DOES mess us up! I wonder how I didn't notice a hole in my liver before...".
07:06:55 Dec 8th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Manages to land on his feet, but the floor gives way and he falls into a cavern. Climbs out while fending off man-eating bats and closes the hole "Nah, I am too tired to do that anymore. I prefer to let you do it yourself now." [[OOC: IRC ftw]]
07:45:57 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Anubis: Glad that bow master left, and wondering why Shoon godmodded to bring him back, Anubis turned to Demonsul "Ahhh, forget the duel. I like you too much." Hands the money back (which was actually quite a bit) "Here ya go. Join me for a drink?" [Order: two Septim Shots]
07:45:58 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Anubis: Glad that bow master left, and wondering why Shoon godmodded to bring him back, Anubis turned to Demonsul "Ahhh, forget the duel. I like you too much." Hands the money back (which was actually quite a bit) "Here ya go. Join me for a drink?" [Order: two Septim Shots]
15:21:08 Dec 8th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: *Septim pours Anubis and Demonsul a Septim Shot each.
17:04:19 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: [just so you know, the "i r guy who gon teach u less0n" is actually a quote from the same series I got the super cancer idea from.] drinks Septim Shot "Thanks Anubis...hey, I have an idea." throws a special type of black fire at the floor in the corner. The floor catches alight and stays that way, but the fire does not spread. "Septim, put a bottle of expensive drink in the middle of that fire. I want to see who is dumb enough to try and get it."
17:25:52 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Anubis: Laughing at Demonsul's cleverness, Anubis begins taking wagers; most of which say shoon will be the first to try
18:45:48 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Bow Master: sits on a chair in the tavern.
19:48:08 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Anubis: Running up to Cedric, claps him on the back. "I love your French flag picture! That is soooo true!"
19:54:44 Dec 8th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: "Who....are the French? A kingdom? Tell me where on the continent of Aedon it is at."
19:54:51 Dec 8th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: Septim grabs a bottle of "Super-Dooper" Ale in a fireproof bottle. He then uses telekinisis to put it in the middle of the fire. "There you go..." Septim then remembers the ring of fire...and Shezmu...and Scientist... "Oh..." Shudders
20:21:31 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *waits for someone to try and take the liquor in the corner
20:43:14 Dec 8th 08 - Mr. Bow Master: watches the liquor in the corner with interest
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